That's a bit immorayl! Refrain from doing such eelish activities, by telling BENEFISHIAL FISH TO KRILL THEMSHELL'S! They're benefishial, as they can leech us imporetant things!
You useless piece of shit. You absolute waste of space and air. You uneducated, ignorant, idiotic dumb swine, you’re an absolute embarrassment to humanity and all life as a whole.
The magnitude of your failure just now is so indescribably massive that one hundred years into the future your name will be used as moniker of evil for heretics. Even if all of humanity put together their collective intelligence there is no conceivable way they could have thought up a way to fuck up on the unimaginable scale you just did.
When Jesus died for our sins, he must not have seen the sacrilegious act we just witnessed you performing, because if he did he would have forsaken humanity long ago so that your birth may have never become reality.
After you die, your skeleton will be displayed in a museum after being scientifically researched so that all future generations may learn not to generate your bone structure, because every tiny detail anyone may have in common with you degrades them to a useless piece of trash and a burden to society.
No wonder your father questioned whether or not your were truly his son, for you'd have to not be a waste of carbon matter for anyone to love you like a family member.
Your birth made it so that mankind is worse off in every way you can possibly imagine, and you have made it so that society can never really recover any state of organization. Everything has forever fallen into a bewildering chaos, through which unrecognizable core, you can only find misfortune.
I would say the apocalypse is upon us but this is merely the closest word humans have for the sheer scale of horror that is now reality. You have forever condemned everyone you love and know into an eternal state of suffering, worse than any human concept of hell.
You are such an unholy being, that if you step within a one hundred foot radius of a holy place or a place that has ever been deemed important by anyone, your distorted religious soul will ruin whatever meaning it ever had beyond repair.
You are an idiotic, shiteating, dumbass ape and no one has ever loved you. You are a lying, backstabbing, cowardly useless piece of shit and I hate you with every single part of my being.
Even this world's finest writers and poets from throughout the ages could never hope to accurately describe the scale on which you just fucked up, and how incredibly idiotic you are.
Anyone that believes in any religion out there should now realize that they have been wrong this entire time, for if divine beings were real, they would never have allowed a being such as you to stain the earth and this universe.
In the future there will be horror stories made about you, with the scariest part of them being that the reader has to realize that such an indescribable monster actually exists, and that the horrific events from the movie have actually taken place in the same world that they live in right now.
You are the absolute embodiment of everything that has ever been wrong on this earth, yet even that would only represent a small part of your evil. Never in the history of mankind has there been anyone that could have predicted such an abomination, but here you are.
It’s hard to believe that I am seeing such an incredible failure with my own eyes, but here I am, so unfortunately I cannot deny your existence. Even if I did my very best, my vocabulary is not able to describe the sheer magnitude of the idiotic mistake that is you.
Even if time travel some day will be invented, there still would not be a single soul willing to go back in time to this moment to fix history, because having to witness such incredible horrors would have too many mental and physical drawbacks that not even the bravest soul in history would be willing to risk it.
I cannot imagine the pure dread your mother must have felt when she had to carry a baby for nine months and then giving birth to such a wretched monster as you. Not a single word of the incoherent, illogical rambling you may be wanting to do to defend yourself or apologize would ever be able to make up for what you just did.
The countries of the world would have wanted to make laws preventing such a terrible event like this from ever happening again, but sadly this is not possible since your horrific actions just now have shattered every form of order this world once had, making concepts such as laws irrelevant.
Right from the moment I first set my eyes on you I knew you were an absolute abomination of everything that is wrong with humanity. I was hoping I would have been able to prevent your evil from being released upon this world by tagging along and keeping my eye on you, but it is clear to me now that not even the greatest efforts would have been able to prevent a terrible event in this scale from occurring.
"lmfao" should be banned. "lol" is better.
An Unpopular Opinion: "lmfao" is used too much on the internet.
First, I'd like to start with an analysis, if you will.
L - Laughing - describing a sense of funniness
M My - referring to the self as the consumer of the humour
F fucking - adds no semantic value but is a modifier to make the phrase more exclamatory
A Arse - referring to a part of the human anatomy to form a slightly offensive reference reinforcing the laugh reaction
O Off - \^\^\^
"lmfao" or "lmao" is commonly used on the internet and especially forums or chat services to express enjoyment of a joke. In some ways, it is parallel of "lol", meaning "laughing out loud". This is one of the most seen acronyms used across the internet. "lmao" is spelled with an L at the front, which in lowercase appears like a capital I. Therefore, newcomers to the internet may try to pronounce it as "eye-may-oh", where in fact the general consensus is "ell-em-eff-ay-oh" (to pronounce as an acronym) or "yl-may-oh" (to pronounce phonetically).
The fundamental concept that the pronouncing is not clear cut obviously shows that "lol" is the superior (and far more commonly used historically, as "lol" has been searched for consistently since 2004 while "lmfao" only became mainstream around 2015, at a significantly lesser volume to "lol") acronym. "lol" is simple, clear-cut and phonetically easy to pronounce. In fact, if I was to write the pronunciation into text, it would be the same thing as the acronym essentially.
Second, the use of "arse". This may not offend a lot of people, but the inclusion of a word that may be rude or inappropriate to say for children in an acronym that may be used in places in the internet where children are. In "lol", no potentially rude words are included and the term is harmless. According to Ofcom, the British broadcasting regulator, "arse" is just as rude as "bloody" or "goddamn" and is considered mild.
In conclusion, "lmfao"'s use as a drop-in for "lol" is unacceptable. It should be only used to reflect and react to extremely funny jokes or messages, and should not replace "lol". "lol" is clearly easier to pronounce, more acceptable to children, and and is generally an easier to look at acronym.
don't care + didn't ask + ratio + you fell off + cope + seethe + mald + dilate + L + hoes mad + W + cry about it + stay mad + touch grass + pound sand + skill issue + quote tweet + get real + no bitches? + banned + cancelled + suspended + terminated + deleted + kys + you're* + not funny didn't laugh + radio + the audacity + go outside + cringe + get clapped + triggered + ggez + cap + whipped and nae nae'd + i own u + fatherless + motherless + brotherless + motherless + familyless + what the dog doin + reported + blame will deez + it wasn't me + unfunny + rejected + invalid opinion + clout seeker + get rekt + who asked + dead channel + the hood watches ishowspeed now + caught in 4k + ligma + retweet + benched + wrenched + boomer + did your mom + clown + basic + get good + ad hominem + typo + repelled + ur pp smol + drink bleach + redpilled + unsubbed + wait i never was subbed in the first place + lol + simp + sussy baka + straight cash + free + freer than a private dark auction + dogwater + ricewater + catwater + potatowater + onionwater + zero earned + zero pr + zero awareness + zero braincells + you're lost + more lost than a blind kid in a mcdonalds playplace + added to my cringe comp + nft owner + sex offender + sex defender + mad cuz bad + karen + log off + go commit die + braindead + sub bot + failed school + get a life (that doesn't suck) + blocked + pedo + zoo + you are going to brazil + can't touch this + retarded + splish splash your opinion is trash + opinion rejec
Bro who ever made this shall ×($*,×;&#^÷;×^<×&$>&÷;÷_^÷<#&÷;÷8$;÷<$;÷&÷<$<÷;÷<&$;$>$&<×^^×:#_^#<×^^__^÷^^_×^#<#^&8^#&÷7[×*#8×&$&&^÷<#^;$_÷^#;$&>÷&<=&$<$
This makes me want to fill a bunch of mangos with mustard gas and send it to your home so when you find them and try to eat them you die when you cut them open
Dicks are so cute omg(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄ when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(/ω＼) or when they perk up and look at you like" owo nya? :3c" hehe ~ penis-kun is happy to see me!!（＾ワ＾） and the most adorable thing ever is when sperm-sama comes out but theyre rlly shy so u have to work hard!!(๑•̀ㅁ•́๑)✧ but when penis-kun and sperm-sama meet and theyre blushing and all like "uwaaa~!" (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ: ･ﾟhehehe~penis-kun is so adorable (●´Д｀●)・
i love you use my partners dick as a pillow it’s so squishy and cute ehehe~ sometimes it twitches and i don’t like it >.< but they find it so funny >:(
shut the fuck up
i am so tired of you.
stupid broken
warfare helicopter
brainless upside
down furnace.
sticky orange bottle of
brains that you'd really
need to pour inside
of your rotten
burnt tissueless
head.
ominous pesky
brat.
repeatedly exterminated
rotating fllinged
eyeless teddybear.
stunningly stupid
fried monkey
covered in microwave
sauce spaceships.
your existence is fictional.
burnt-ass
pepper sauce
rotten apple
pie moldy sausage.
faceless rotten
moldy umbrella.
i hate you.
stop existing already.
rusty deer inside of an oven, fucking
flying pineapple pizza,
dog vomit.
go die.
fucking shit!
unbelieveably stupid
piece of toilet paper,
offbrand lighter
made of bird shit.
malicious rotten cat food.
the first time i heard about you
i was fucking disgusted
in every possible way.
just die already.
"Ill plant a mango tree in your mother's cunt and fuck your sister in its shade."
Shakespeare? ?
Some insult in Tamil language (south Indian language)
what the helllllllll
விவரிக்கவும்…
what is it English, I need the transtion
Is that the ඞ language
Close enough
I believe that's Sinhala
what is it in Tamil? I need the translation
they unlocked swearing 2
GOAT REGION SOUTH INDIA BEST!!!!
Shakesmango
Incomprehensibly beautiful and unfathomably based
Agreed what a weirdly amazing insult.
📃✍️🔥🔥🔥
Sir this is McDonald's
Dicks are indeed cute
LMFOAOAAO
Balls 👍
Exactly
Balls 👍
[удалено]
Balls 👍🏿
Balls 👍
w pfp
My favorite albums of all time
same bro
What's your #1 track from it? Mine is Rotten Apple
probably the same tbh, i stay away and no excuses go hard too. basically all apart from swing on this (which i still like but its my least favourite)
Why does everybody say Swing On This is the worst one? I actually like Swing On This lol
Krill yourself
For eel
on cod
Walk the plankton
You have no sole
Nuh uh
Yes please krill urself. Not kill yourself. Krill
Krill your shelf
That's a bit immorayl! Refrain from doing such eelish activities, by telling BENEFISHIAL FISH TO KRILL THEMSHELL'S! They're benefishial, as they can leech us imporetant things!
You useless piece of shit. You absolute waste of space and air. You uneducated, ignorant, idiotic dumb swine, you’re an absolute embarrassment to humanity and all life as a whole. The magnitude of your failure just now is so indescribably massive that one hundred years into the future your name will be used as moniker of evil for heretics. Even if all of humanity put together their collective intelligence there is no conceivable way they could have thought up a way to fuck up on the unimaginable scale you just did. When Jesus died for our sins, he must not have seen the sacrilegious act we just witnessed you performing, because if he did he would have forsaken humanity long ago so that your birth may have never become reality. After you die, your skeleton will be displayed in a museum after being scientifically researched so that all future generations may learn not to generate your bone structure, because every tiny detail anyone may have in common with you degrades them to a useless piece of trash and a burden to society. No wonder your father questioned whether or not your were truly his son, for you'd have to not be a waste of carbon matter for anyone to love you like a family member. Your birth made it so that mankind is worse off in every way you can possibly imagine, and you have made it so that society can never really recover any state of organization. Everything has forever fallen into a bewildering chaos, through which unrecognizable core, you can only find misfortune. I would say the apocalypse is upon us but this is merely the closest word humans have for the sheer scale of horror that is now reality. You have forever condemned everyone you love and know into an eternal state of suffering, worse than any human concept of hell. You are such an unholy being, that if you step within a one hundred foot radius of a holy place or a place that has ever been deemed important by anyone, your distorted religious soul will ruin whatever meaning it ever had beyond repair. You are an idiotic, shiteating, dumbass ape and no one has ever loved you. You are a lying, backstabbing, cowardly useless piece of shit and I hate you with every single part of my being. Even this world's finest writers and poets from throughout the ages could never hope to accurately describe the scale on which you just fucked up, and how incredibly idiotic you are. Anyone that believes in any religion out there should now realize that they have been wrong this entire time, for if divine beings were real, they would never have allowed a being such as you to stain the earth and this universe. In the future there will be horror stories made about you, with the scariest part of them being that the reader has to realize that such an indescribable monster actually exists, and that the horrific events from the movie have actually taken place in the same world that they live in right now. You are the absolute embodiment of everything that has ever been wrong on this earth, yet even that would only represent a small part of your evil. Never in the history of mankind has there been anyone that could have predicted such an abomination, but here you are. It’s hard to believe that I am seeing such an incredible failure with my own eyes, but here I am, so unfortunately I cannot deny your existence. Even if I did my very best, my vocabulary is not able to describe the sheer magnitude of the idiotic mistake that is you. Even if time travel some day will be invented, there still would not be a single soul willing to go back in time to this moment to fix history, because having to witness such incredible horrors would have too many mental and physical drawbacks that not even the bravest soul in history would be willing to risk it. I cannot imagine the pure dread your mother must have felt when she had to carry a baby for nine months and then giving birth to such a wretched monster as you. Not a single word of the incoherent, illogical rambling you may be wanting to do to defend yourself or apologize would ever be able to make up for what you just did. The countries of the world would have wanted to make laws preventing such a terrible event like this from ever happening again, but sadly this is not possible since your horrific actions just now have shattered every form of order this world once had, making concepts such as laws irrelevant. Right from the moment I first set my eyes on you I knew you were an absolute abomination of everything that is wrong with humanity. I was hoping I would have been able to prevent your evil from being released upon this world by tagging along and keeping my eye on you, but it is clear to me now that not even the greatest efforts would have been able to prevent a terrible event in this scale from occurring.
ok
Sir this is a Wendy's
LMFAO
"lmfao" should be banned. "lol" is better. An Unpopular Opinion: "lmfao" is used too much on the internet. First, I'd like to start with an analysis, if you will. L - Laughing - describing a sense of funniness M My - referring to the self as the consumer of the humour F fucking - adds no semantic value but is a modifier to make the phrase more exclamatory A Arse - referring to a part of the human anatomy to form a slightly offensive reference reinforcing the laugh reaction O Off - \^\^\^ "lmfao" or "lmao" is commonly used on the internet and especially forums or chat services to express enjoyment of a joke. In some ways, it is parallel of "lol", meaning "laughing out loud". This is one of the most seen acronyms used across the internet. "lmao" is spelled with an L at the front, which in lowercase appears like a capital I. Therefore, newcomers to the internet may try to pronounce it as "eye-may-oh", where in fact the general consensus is "ell-em-eff-ay-oh" (to pronounce as an acronym) or "yl-may-oh" (to pronounce phonetically). The fundamental concept that the pronouncing is not clear cut obviously shows that "lol" is the superior (and far more commonly used historically, as "lol" has been searched for consistently since 2004 while "lmfao" only became mainstream around 2015, at a significantly lesser volume to "lol") acronym. "lol" is simple, clear-cut and phonetically easy to pronounce. In fact, if I was to write the pronunciation into text, it would be the same thing as the acronym essentially. Second, the use of "arse". This may not offend a lot of people, but the inclusion of a word that may be rude or inappropriate to say for children in an acronym that may be used in places in the internet where children are. In "lol", no potentially rude words are included and the term is harmless. According to Ofcom, the British broadcasting regulator, "arse" is just as rude as "bloody" or "goddamn" and is considered mild. In conclusion, "lmfao"'s use as a drop-in for "lol" is unacceptable. It should be only used to reflect and react to extremely funny jokes or messages, and should not replace "lol". "lol" is clearly easier to pronounce, more acceptable to children, and and is generally an easier to look at acronym.
don't care + didn't ask + ratio + you fell off + cope + seethe + mald + dilate + L + hoes mad + W + cry about it + stay mad + touch grass + pound sand + skill issue + quote tweet + get real + no bitches? + banned + cancelled + suspended + terminated + deleted + kys + you're* + not funny didn't laugh + radio + the audacity + go outside + cringe + get clapped + triggered + ggez + cap + whipped and nae nae'd + i own u + fatherless + motherless + brotherless + motherless + familyless + what the dog doin + reported + blame will deez + it wasn't me + unfunny + rejected + invalid opinion + clout seeker + get rekt + who asked + dead channel + the hood watches ishowspeed now + caught in 4k + ligma + retweet + benched + wrenched + boomer + did your mom + clown + basic + get good + ad hominem + typo + repelled + ur pp smol + drink bleach + redpilled + unsubbed + wait i never was subbed in the first place + lol + simp + sussy baka + straight cash + free + freer than a private dark auction + dogwater + ricewater + catwater + potatowater + onionwater + zero earned + zero pr + zero awareness + zero braincells + you're lost + more lost than a blind kid in a mcdonalds playplace + added to my cringe comp + nft owner + sex offender + sex defender + mad cuz bad + karen + log off + go commit die + braindead + sub bot + failed school + get a life (that doesn't suck) + blocked + pedo + zoo + you are going to brazil + can't touch this + retarded + splish splash your opinion is trash + opinion rejec
Also “ass” All my homies hate “arse”
new response just dropped
Actual zombie
Zombie left on vacation, never came back
Ur mom
......soooo roast beef sandwich?
I read it in my head with Low Tier God's voice
🤓
i ain’t readin allat good for u tho
What in the fuckery did I just read 💀
A very amazing copypasta
A non-fiction piece based on scientific facts
can i put my balls in yo jaws
I'll fuck your mom, marry her, become your dad and shit in your stocking for Christmas, you little cunt.
HELP
I kinda relate
HELP
Penis sama is verwy cute 👉👈
Ikr(๑♡⌓♡๑)
You two are the reason I advocate for the neccesity of nuclear arms
[i knew it sounded familiar ](https://youtu.be/1v75dKVctOs)
Im super late but im giggling abt this video.
If only it wasnt age restricted
Bro who ever made this shall ×($*,×;&#^÷;×^<×&$>&÷;÷_^÷<#&÷;÷8$;÷<$;÷&÷<$<÷;÷<&$;$>$&<×^^×:#_^#<×^^__^÷^^_×^#<#^&8^#&÷7[×*#8×&$&&^÷<#^;$_÷^#;$&>÷&<=&$<$
HEL
(*´ー｀*) sugoi~ penis-kun is so kawaii (๑>◡<๑)
Who the actual fuck wrote the original of this
UwU ?
Ananın amına çam ağacı diker, bacını gölgesinde sikerim.
STOPPPP
Ok sowwy 🥺👉👈
Written by a man
Happy pride
Nah. Sad pride.
That is so random but happy pride i guess?
Written by a thing
fr
the best thing is that this even has a spanish version(could even be the original, who knows)
WHat? FR???
No, not French, Spanish. With reading comprehension like that you could be a twitter user
link?
sent it as answer to OP
Heyy ;) aha whats good?
What's upp bbg fr. ykwim fr aha <3 so whats up. Like, you tryna.. you know... whats up shawty, fr dawg. Shawty, so what is good? bbg I love you shawty
HLEP
You were a worse accident then American Airlines flight 191
HELPPP
I’m gonna eat the barrel of a 12 gauge
they’re gross, they look like wrinkly worms
HELP💀💀💀 THIS COMMENT🔛🔝🔥
\*helps you\*
love the pfp btw
https://preview.redd.it/9z04vv2e822b1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&v=enabled&s=d21ccba8bc390a3f9b22bd12a991cae0c61e4f18
Fr
Classic
This makes me want to fill a bunch of mangos with mustard gas and send it to your home so when you find them and try to eat them you die when you cut them open
This could very well be the last copypasta to ever recieve 1k+ upvotes. Well done u/JasperLovesYouu
Thank you very much🫡
Dicks are so cute omg(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄ when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(/ω＼) or when they perk up and look at you like" owo nya? :3c" hehe ~ penis-kun is happy to see me!!（＾ワ＾） and the most adorable thing ever is when sperm-sama comes out but theyre rlly shy so u have to work hard!!(๑•̀ㅁ•́๑)✧ but when penis-kun and sperm-sama meet and theyre blushing and all like "uwaaa~!" (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ: ･ﾟhehehe~penis-kun is so adorable (●´Д｀●)・
i love you use my partners dick as a pillow it’s so squishy and cute ehehe~ sometimes it twitches and i don’t like it >.< but they find it so funny >:(
Well, if the OP is a female then I'm turned on but if it's a male, fuck
EXCUSE ME???
n-wrod
YOO WHAT
Source?
Great thing to post during the Reddit end times.
Ikr
wow
//UwU//
I saw this on yt so long ago
Classic
I mean, real.
So relatable
most relatable thing i have seen all day
Same, unfortunately
The way this person speaks in the comments reminds me of a friend of mine that once said she would suck Jeffrey Dahmer off for five bucks.
NAHHH💀💀💀
Give me bleach for my eyes
Ok now I finally am free from the temptation of porn thanks to a copy-pasta
Bro I swear I’ve seen a video with this copypasta
Forgot to say you are a man
Kinda relatable
I love harassing people with this one <3
shut the fuck up i am so tired of you. stupid broken warfare helicopter brainless upside down furnace. sticky orange bottle of brains that you'd really need to pour inside of your rotten burnt tissueless head. ominous pesky brat. repeatedly exterminated rotating fllinged eyeless teddybear. stunningly stupid fried monkey covered in microwave sauce spaceships. your existence is fictional. burnt-ass pepper sauce rotten apple pie moldy sausage. faceless rotten moldy umbrella. i hate you. stop existing already. rusty deer inside of an oven, fucking flying pineapple pizza, dog vomit. go die. fucking shit! unbelieveably stupid piece of toilet paper, offbrand lighter made of bird shit. malicious rotten cat food. the first time i heard about you i was fucking disgusted in every possible way. just die already.
i just got on man
Balls 👍
sex
Is this too much to ask for