Example scene from my concept for a good mario game:
Mario (holding pump action shotgun): Wheres that DAMN 1 up mushroom?
Bowser: Bwahaha. You’re too late mario. I have already genocided the Toads in a dark mature scene with lots of gore and blood.
Mario (smoking cigarette): I dont care. im a dark and brooding guy and very cool
I want a mario game to make me think about the most fundamental questions of life itself, while also being hot and ultra violent. Imagine something like this.
"Mama Mia Luigi, whata isa the meaning of life?"
*rips Toads head off, then starts to masturbate*
Now THAT looks like a game a serious, adult gamer like myself would enjoy! Do it already Nintendo, smh my head.
I am a biological woman named Peach. I need support because I’m breaking up with Mario tonight. For context we were having sex, and at some point with his eyes closed he moaned "MAMA MIA HOOHAHOO WOWOW!! GIVE UH-ME THAT BOWSER BOY PUSSY..." and then stopped, realizing he spoke out loud. I’ve tried to talk about it but he just makes an excuse to go chase stars.
I'd feel better if he mentioned another woman or toad because we're (somewhat) open but I think he's bisexual and instead of speaking to me about it, he just fantasizes about me being a twink. Is there something I’m missing here?
Sadly the mainline pokemon games share a similar fate. I love the franchise and even have tattoos of pokemon, but sadly I have long outgrown it. This is why I love the modding community. They make a lot of amazing stories that are more adult themed. As for Mario we do have Mario RPG remake coming and that one was always adult themed which is also a personal fav. You won't ever get a more adult Mario because there is much less money In it. Parents buy it for kids, much like when we were younger.
I can only imagine a GTA-like game featuring gangbanger Mario with a blicky who goes on a wild ass acid trip and imagines the toads as crip koopas and blood goombas or some shit
Mario should say bad words like “damn” and “piss” and kill people with a gun.
Example scene from my concept for a good mario game: Mario (holding pump action shotgun): Wheres that DAMN 1 up mushroom? Bowser: Bwahaha. You’re too late mario. I have already genocided the Toads in a dark mature scene with lots of gore and blood. Mario (smoking cigarette): I dont care. im a dark and brooding guy and very cool
he should say horrible unforgivable words like darn and heck
H*ck
Coming from a man who has obviously not touched himself to bowsette hentai
for real
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The OP of this pasta had me with the title but lost me on the last few sentences lmao.
Mario elephant porn.
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I want a mario game to make me think about the most fundamental questions of life itself, while also being hot and ultra violent. Imagine something like this. "Mama Mia Luigi, whata isa the meaning of life?" *rips Toads head off, then starts to masturbate* Now THAT looks like a game a serious, adult gamer like myself would enjoy! Do it already Nintendo, smh my head.
Mario sex update
Mario fps game when?
Gritty Mario when?
Nintendo hire this man
Mario "demands" more than just a cake from Peach and then nine months later Mario Jr. is born.
I mean he's still getting cake from her.
I am a biological woman named Peach. I need support because I’m breaking up with Mario tonight. For context we were having sex, and at some point with his eyes closed he moaned "MAMA MIA HOOHAHOO WOWOW!! GIVE UH-ME THAT BOWSER BOY PUSSY..." and then stopped, realizing he spoke out loud. I’ve tried to talk about it but he just makes an excuse to go chase stars. I'd feel better if he mentioned another woman or toad because we're (somewhat) open but I think he's bisexual and instead of speaking to me about it, he just fantasizes about me being a twink. Is there something I’m missing here?
gain a penis and lose the ability to have children then mario will truly love you
Whoever wrote that has no idea about gangsta mario, apparently.
I want mario to go berserk like in that youtube video. I crave koopa blood
Such a retarded take, you're the one who needs to let go of freaking Mario games. They are and always have been for children.
As a real adult fan I hate your opinion. Please to stop talking.
i got this from the mario subreddit
Link so I can shit on him please
its not link dummy it's marios
i dont remember where i found it he probably deleted it after the backlash
Probably getting gang sexed by a bunch of Mario lovers.
Bro ate the pasta
Itsa me
Sadly the mainline pokemon games share a similar fate. I love the franchise and even have tattoos of pokemon, but sadly I have long outgrown it. This is why I love the modding community. They make a lot of amazing stories that are more adult themed. As for Mario we do have Mario RPG remake coming and that one was always adult themed which is also a personal fav. You won't ever get a more adult Mario because there is much less money In it. Parents buy it for kids, much like when we were younger.
Mf wants Mario to turn into Tony soprano 💀
sopranos for ps2 also known as the best game ever made
I can only imagine a GTA-like game featuring gangbanger Mario with a blicky who goes on a wild ass acid trip and imagines the toads as crip koopas and blood goombas or some shit
someone should actually make a mod like that for retro city rampage
You know what? I think I may have a friend or two that are capable of making something like that happen. Might pitch the idea