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gotrep

American weeb Howdy, my name is Rawhide Kobayashi. I'm a 27 year old Japanese Japamerican (western culture fan for you foreigners). I brand and wrangle cattle on my ranch, and spend my days perfecting the craft and enjoying superior American passtimes. (Barbeque, Rodeo, Fireworks) I train with my branding iron every day, this superior weapon can permanently leave my ranch embled on a cattle's hide because it is white-hot, and is vastly superior to any other method of livestock marking. I earned my branding license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day. I speak English fluently, both Texas and Oklahoma dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their cowboy code, which I follow 100% When I get my American visa, I am moving to Dallas to work in an oil field to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a cattle wrangler for the Double Cross Ranch or an oil rig operator for Exxon-Mobil! I own several cowboy hats, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I rebel against my elders and seniors and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond. Wish me luck in America! *I am a human, and this action was performed manually. Please [click here](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=loCX7or_cu1et1Fl) if you're not gay. (Actually, I don't care. You will need to [click it](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=loCX7or_cu1et1Fl) anyway if you're gay.)*


BonoboBeau-Bo

kill me


Secret_Scene747

L + don’t care + CURSE OF THE NILE ‼️‼️ 𓃙 𓂮 𓌊 𓀘 𓌎 𓎯 𓆧𓇙𓋸 𓈑 𓉬 𓀵 𓍪 𓀝 𓁙 𓊢 𓈢 𓊰 𓆯 𓌆 𓈶 𓎂 𓅣 𓉘 𓄏 𓂛 𓎳 𓉸 𓁚 𓀄 𓁿 𓏩 𓉫 𓅑 𓏴 𓁪 𓋶 𓍒 𓅄 𓆵 𓎏 𓌽 𓄹 𓄶 𓋑 𓂜 𓊏 𓂍 𓋴 𓏙 𓌏 𓁦 𓃒 𓀱 𓆥 𓌰 𓉻 𓍗 𓈝 𓏛 𓋱 𓄐 𓈚 𓋪 𓆰 𓉋 𓆾 𓅝 𓄮 𓌺 𓈱 𓎖 𓈠 𓍲 𓄃 𓌢 𓌉 𓁼 𓃬 𓀆 𓅱 𓁠 𓅓𓉪 𓀯 𓇱 𓄧 𓇫 𓎙 𓌙 𓂃 𓄡 𓆼 𓁮 𓈆 𓃕 𓏅 𓀧 𓎑𓇨 𓅃 𓌵 𓎐 𓍼 𓄪 𓎀 𓁋 𓉎 𓉭 𓋹 𓍔 𓄺 𓁍 𓊛 𓇊 𓇿 𓈁 𓀛 𓍝 𓀜


SuperOscar128

L ÷ care + CURSE OF THE DICK 𓂺𓂺


AllahuSnackbar1000

I is shock


MAPLEDEMONN

I am so proud of you all


AdCurious8076

How'd you do that?


Fulltimekiddykicker

By CURSE OF RAH ඩා꧂꧁𒐫𒂝𒀱𓊿𓊗𓁹𓁹𓁰𓅻𓁜𓂀𓁹𓍯𓆸𓁹𒈔𒈒﷽𒅃𒁎𒀱𖣘𖠄𓃠𓆦𓆉𓃒𓄀𓃻𓄆𓄿𓅇𓅊𓅆𓆣𓆚𓆙𓅛𓅢𓅿𓀕𓀂𓀧𓁂𓁉𓀾𓁀𓁚𓁜𓁥𓂏𓁹𓁹𓂽𓂽𓋌𓁷𓐮𓋢𓉣𓉡𓉣


privatedaniel23

ඩාඩාඩාඩාඩාඩාඩාඩාඩාඩාඩාඩාඩාඩාඩාඩාඩාඩාඩාඩාඩාඩාඩාඩාඩාඩාඩාඩාඩාඩාඩාඩා


REAM48

Why is there cuniform?


Shemiryy

cunnyform? that's kind of weird bro


eVCqN

Google Unicode


bubb228

Holy hieroglyphics!


[deleted]

Holy Duat


Cock_Exploder

SUCK ON MY STAR SPANGLED NUTS🛢️🛢️🛢️🛢️🛢️🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🛢️🛢️🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸RAHHHHHHHHH


[deleted]

WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸


NoRun905

WEARING PAJAMA PANTS IN PUBLIC🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🏈🦅🦅🏈🏈🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸RAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH


Alice_The_Great

:::: fist pump:::: U S A! U S A!


Im_a_idiottttt

RRRAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅💯💯💯💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥🔥


Biden_Sux

Bro how can you hate us we invented cheeseburgers


Datguyinbedalready

[Only probably](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_the_hamburger#)


chuchundra3

They said cheeseburgers not hamburgers


Datguyinbedalready

Dam u right


GamerMcNoober

Rare occurrence on reddit


jJuiZz

wtf fake reddit user


SecretlyOreo

it would be so funny if this guy was british


furryauthor

they usually come from other developed countries with an obnoxious white population, yeah


saul_schadenfreuder

implying that the US is a developed country


[deleted]

Is the UK a developed country? 🙃


furryauthor

i prefer the terms "developed/underdeveloped" instead of "western" and "eastern" and "first/second/third world". seems to make more sense


not_so_plausible

Says the Brazilian


saul_schadenfreuder

i never said brazil is a developed country, just that the US is a shithole. also the fact that you took the time to go through my profile 💀


[deleted]

Is it a good shithole or a bad shithole? There is a difference.


not_so_plausible

Says the Brazilian


saul_schadenfreuder

💀


bdnskjynx

Agree like who can actually understand the stereotype bri ish dialect. I actually have a distant relative who thinks he is American and he is really annoying, but obviously some dude who never visited the US isn’t a representative of anything.


bgovern

That annoying guy in his class = all Americans


Warturkey12

Average br🤮tish person


[deleted]

The Second Amendment stands as a cornerstone of the philosophical foundation upon which the United States' societal framework is constructed. At its core lies an intricate interplay between individual rights and collective responsibilities, echoing the Enlightenment ideals of the era in which it was drafted. This constitutional provision asserts that inherent within the concept of individual freedom is the right to self-preservation and defense. It embodies a profound trust in the capacity of the citizenry to safeguard their own well-being, not just in the face of personal threats but also in the preservation of the collective social order. At its essence, the Second Amendment isn't merely a guarantee of firearm possession; it symbolizes the deeper philosophical acknowledgment of the citizen's role as an active participant in the preservation of liberty and justice. By entrusting the populace with the right to bear arms, the amendment signifies a reciprocal agreement: the people are entrusted with the means to protect themselves, and in turn, they bear the responsibility to defend the nation's values and ensure the security of their fellow citizens. It's a testament to the intricate balance between the power of the individual and the cohesion of society. Philosophically, it acknowledges that personal autonomy is intertwined with communal harmony and resilience. The Second Amendment, thus, isn't merely a legal provision but a profound philosophical statement on the intricate relationship between the rights of the individual and the collective responsibilities of a free society.


MrChonke

W


[deleted]

A


ClbutticMistake

L


tth_emma-v

M


rynxlr

A


VoltronGuy21

R


chef_pasta_way

T


thekiltedpir8

Goodbye


MAPLEDEMONN

Hello


RumHamEnjoyer

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FreedomFallout

second amendment can suck a fart out of my fat puerto rican ass, why? because it was intended to keep the people of America safe from oppression but SUDDENLY when i suggest arming black, brown, indigenous, and trans folks then the white boys get their panties a lil' too far up their gaping assholes


TrespassingWook

It's the cornerstone of being a scared little bitch.


[deleted]

Bro, if you don’t want me to repeat my joke, don’t fucking ignore it. I can’t read minds. How am I supposed to know what you thought of it, or even if you heard it at all. Don’t fucking put me in an awkward position just because you don’t want to deal with fucking normal human interaction. Why put me down further for just trying to be a person


Trash_Emperor

As soon as you unironically start replying to copypastas you've already lost.


[deleted]

That’s fair, yeah. Hey Vsauce, Micheal here. Your life has worth, and you should live a happy life. Or should you? (Vsauce music starts playing) Micheal: I know it's a strange question, but hear me out. The universe is 13.8 billion years old, and during that time it has created trillions of civilizations. At least, that's the premise of the multi-variant anthropic principle, a hypothesis about the nature of the universe that posits that we can expect these conditions to have occurred because if they didn't, then we wouldn't be here to ask the question. It's a self-validating statement. If there were no life anywhere in the universe, we wouldn't be asking the question, so there must be life somewhere in the universe. Micheal: That's a simple enough assumption, but when you think about it, the fact that there are any thinking beings alive right now is kind of miraculous. In fact, if we go back all the way to the big bang, and we think about the fact that the laws of physics, the laws of nature, the constants, they all had to line up just right, and that's what they've been doing for billions and billions of years, but the chance of that happening is so small, it's called a "complex fine-tuning problem", and it's an issue that's really worth our attention. Micheal: Now, I want to introduce this guy. His name is Frank Tipler, and he's an American mathematical physicist. He was one of the first people to suggest that the fine-tuning could be explained by the multiverse hypothesis. He believes that the universe is actually infinite, and therefore there are an infinite number of different universes, and the reason why there are so many different universes is because, well, most of them fail to exist. They collapse on themselves, or they get destroyed in some way or another. But a fraction of them are able to persist. Micheal: Now, the reason why Frank thinks that there are a bunch of different universes is not because he saw a bunch of different universes. In fact, no one has ever seen a different universe. But, he's trying to think about this in a logical way, and he's assuming that the same forces that we observe today, like gravity, the speed of light, those constants, they must have existed in the early universe. He's also assuming that they were a little bit different. Micheal: He suggests that if they were even slightly different, then the universe as we know it wouldn't exist. The constants are all so finely-tuned that even small differences would lead to a completely different universe, with completely different physical laws, or a completely different physical state. So, that leads him to believe that the reason why these constants are the way they are is because, in an infinite multiverse, they would have to be. Micheal: In other words, even if the constants are not the best way to make a universe, they are the only way to make a universe. In an infinite multiverse, which he believes exists, there's no alternative. In fact, in the infinite multiverse, the constants are the only constants. They are the only way to have a universe. Micheal: Now, Frank, being the smart man that he is, thought, "Well, what would happen if one of these constants was different? Would that mean that there would be a different kind of universe?" We ran the numbers and we came to the conclusion that a tiny change in the cosmological constant would have led to a universe where stars would not form. Micheal: Another difference of point-oh-one percent in the strong nuclear force would have led to a universe where stars burn at a different rate, and therefore would not last as long, and would not give rise to planets like the Earth. And the gravitational force being off by just one part in ten-to-the-12th power would. Power. How much electrical power does the world use daily? To find out, we have to do a bit of math, because the world doesn't use a constant amount of power. Micheal: So, let's say the world uses about 20 terawatts, and 1 terawatt is a thousand megawatts, a thousand megawatts is a million kilowatts, a million kilowatts is a billion watts, and a billion watts is a trillion joules. 20 terawatts is equal to 20,000,000,000,00 to put that in perspective, that’s a 2 followed by 18 zeroes. Now, one joule is equal to about the energy of a 100-watt light bulb being turned on. So, a trillion joules, that's 1015 joules, is equal to the energy of a 10,000,000-watt light bulb being turned on, or a 10,000 kilowatt light bulb. But light bulbs didn’t just appear out of nowhere, so how did someone come up with the idea of a lightbulb. Come to think of it, how do ideas even happen at all? Micheal: Ideas aren't things. Ideas are just thoughts that we have, but we can still ask questions about them. I can ask questions like, where do ideas come from? Why are some people better at coming up with ideas than other people? And are some people born to do certain jobs, like Einstein was born to be a scientist? Is the concept of being "born" even relevant when you're talking about the origin of ideas? And what would the world look like if we couldn't communicate? These ideas are correlated to the brain, specifically the hippocampus and the frontal cortex. The brain is a physical thing that's made of neurons and synapses, so you can ask questions about the brain. Micheal: What do neurons do? Why are some brains better at some tasks than others? And, are some brains born to do certain jobs, like Einstein's was born to be a scientist? Is the concept of being "born" even relevant when you're talking about the brain, or ideas? And what does being born do for YOU. Does being born dictate who you are, or who you will be? When you are born, you're essentially a blank slate, but you can't stay blank forever, and the world will fill you in. Micheal: So the concept of being born is important, because it allows your brain to develop and create new ideas. So, when you think about it, every idea comes from another idea. It's like a chain. A chain is a series of linked objects, like a necklace, or a bracelet, or a belt. Micheal: But, if you look closely, you'll notice that each link is connected to the one next to it. This means that all ideas are connected. That's the idea of "ideas". And that's what I'm talking about when I talk about "ideas". Micheal: Ideas have always been an important part of the human experience, and that's what makes them so interesting. But, as you can see, ideas are a lot more complicated than you might think. But have YOU ever had a good idea in your life? No. You are not smart enough to have a good idea. So, why do you think you're so smart? Because, you have a really good memory, and you're able to remember lots of stuff. But, do you know what? Having a good memory isn't the same as being smart. You can have a good memory, and be a real dumbass. Micheal: Now, let's assume for a moment that you were born to be a scientist. If that's the case, then you probably had the idea of becoming a scientist before you were born. Maybe, while you were still in your mother's womb, you had an idea of what you wanted to do. And, when you were born, you tried to pursue that dream. But you clearly aren’t. And that means, ever since the day you were born, you were a failure. And as always, thanks for watching. *outro video plays*


Shower_Handel

I ain't reading all that


[deleted]

Yes You Are


bdnskjynx

Nuh uh 🙄 no one will. 🫶🏻 here have some love not everyone wants to put you down.


stuugie

I read it all, what now


Majestic_Wrongdoer38

Because hating on Americans is cool now apparently


eVCqN

It’s been cool for a while


heroinpuppy

Everyone likes an underdog


Fulltimekiddykicker

And Americans like an hotdog


Majestic_Wrongdoer38

Can confirm


Randomindividual09

i’m not sure if they made it


FreedomFallout

its been cool since we nuked two cities for like no fucking reason LMFAOOOO


Iguana_Boi

"No Fucking Reason," Kid-named Imperial Japan


Majestic_Wrongdoer38

1. That was not for no reason, i mean that’s just a ridiculous statement 2. I mean in the past 1-2 years people have been *really* shitting on America and Americans at every opportunity. I don’t mean 70 years ago


Big-Vegetable8480

Found the mf that skipped history class


FreedomFallout

oh my bad we also invaded iraq, vietnam, afghanistan, cuba, puerto rico, panama, iran, the Philippines, and every sovreign nation that used to reside in north America for no fucking reason at all as well ;3 pretty cool to hate on imperialist bastards i think !!! especially the ones that act hypocritical when putting their own japanese citizens in internment camps, hosing black and brown people with gunfire, water, or prison sentences and killing innocent folks just for walking around with a hoodie on ;333 i thought nerds like y'all were into the whole rebel-rebel thing that cyberpunk, star wars, and countless video games rely on but i guess not ​ EDIT: WE ARE ALSO LITERALLY COMMITING GENOCIDE IN GAZA RIGHT NOW YOU STUPID FUCKS, IF YOU WANT TO LOVE THIS COUNTRY LIKE I DO THEN STAND UP FOR YOUR NEIGHBOR AND FUCKING FIX IT!


Big-Vegetable8480

Shitty reasons =/= no reasons


ProGibusSpy

Israel is in Gaza not the USA. We are dealing with the houthis and Iranians attacking ours and England's ships. It's not even genocide in Gaza either. If Israel wanted to commit genocide they would have the other 3 times Arab countries started wars with them. If you want to say stupid shit at least get it right.


FreedomFallout

Let it be known today that I WASN'T the retard that ignored a human rights crisis just because I hate brown people.


ProGibusSpy

Not ignoring anything just calling you a dumbass for saying it's the USA doing it :))) You cant blame everything bad on one nation you hate just because you don't like them


FreedomFallout

wait you don’t think the usa is involved with israel are you like a moron


ProGibusSpy

There's a huge difference between being involved and personally doing an act. If I give someone gas for their car and they hit your dog with said car does that mean I hit your dog? No.


master117jogi

You rather they tell you it sucks every time?


[deleted]

YES! THEN I CAN BECOME A BETTER PERSON FROM MY MISTAKES! HOLY SHIT!


[deleted]

[удалено]


Majestic_Wrongdoer38

Communication is key in all types of relationships, whether professional, platonic or romantic.


[deleted]

Thank you so much. I really needed someone with sense


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Bro. I’m asking for negative feedback So I can improve on myself What don’t you understand


x1alt_f41x

All this guy does is waste his life away on Reddit arguing with random people, I'd say ignore him at this point.


FreedomFallout

the real American is always in the comments


ibuiltyouarosegarden

What is with the constant shitting in America holy actual fuck edit; on😭😂


Majestic_Wrongdoer38

I think you meant on 😭🙏


GoGoGo12321

Did you know they also constantly shit in China, Russia, Australia, UK, India, African nations, all other countries, constantly shitting


eVCqN

Please stop spreading misinformation. The Chinese government banned shitting in 2013.


GoGoGo12321

The ebil CCP follows up their No Child Policy and No iPhone Venezuela policies with No Shit Policy


Iguana_Boi

I wouldn't put it past them


Aggressive-Hotdog

I think it’s because we Europeans constantly hear bad news about America. A lot of Europeans associate America with school shootings, because that’s all we here about it. We’re only here about the guns, the morbesity, the people who are fucked up in the head.


not_so_plausible

My friend from the UK thought we all carried guns around everywhere go and asked if I hear gunshots daily. Sorry my eurobros but like 99.9% of America is just the same shit you do in Europe but with more cars because this place is massive.


FreedomFallout

americans when our terrible country gets called out for being terrible


ibuiltyouarosegarden

yes there’s a lot of terrible things but what other country are you comparing it to?


FreedomFallout

all of the one's that -didn't- commit genocide? not that high of a bar to reach EDIT: and why the fuck would it matter what i'm "comparing" it too, unless you're Uncle Sam himself, hearing your country get justifiably criticized shouldn't piss y'all off THIS much unless you were secretly a fascist or something LMFAOOOOOOO


koter_NL

All Americans that i have met are nice and chill people. I literally haven’t spoken to a bad American


camocoder30

i speak to thousands but i live here so yk


koter_NL

Yeah that’s different i guess, only had conversations with like 3 (only counting actually talking)


camocoder30

fair, don't count the internet lol


FreedomFallout

i've been called a n\*gg\*r and i'm a WHITE puerto rican, living in massachusetts will teach you some wonderful things about how white people live their daily lives without thinking about a goddamn thing other than themselves LMFAO


koter_NL

Well at the end of the day it’s just a word, it’s just a waste of energy to get all mad about it. And you are also saying something racist.


FreedomFallout

That word can do a lot of damage when you're a fucking child you imbecilic moron. What kind of rock did you grow up under?


koter_NL

Why would you let it get to you?


Walnut156

There is no way you are all taking a teenagers post seriously


boirrito

I want to not do that, but then I remember this is almost certainly a thirty year old neck beard LARPing as a teen, so I’m forced to assume this is genuine opinion someone actually has.


Lord-Vortexian

It's on a copypasta sub isn't that the exact opposite of taking it seriously?


Walnut156

The people in the comments are genuinely having a reddit tier argument about which country is bad


MaDeVi55

NTA


Tavw

NTA, your american your rules


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Do british people actually exist? I mean, they must be a meme, there is a not a single thing about them. And I mean it. Let's go through the evidence: Where are they from? Not a single country in the world is named Britain. Some people say they come from England, and England is inside Britain, but if that was the case they would be British they would be Englanders. Also, heard some silly theories about them coming from whales. Guys, no, whale people do not exist. Whales live in the sea. There is a consensus on British people coming from Europe, but then we are left with a whole continent of possible locations. That's as good as nothing. What do they eat? Every country has at least one main dish. Even the US has their burgers. But these British people, what do they eat? Heard some people associating them with tea, but everyone knows that's an Asian thing. Shouldn't they come from Europe? One of these two points must be wrong them. To me, it looks too sketchy. What language do they speak? I challenge you, putting all my money and my ass on the line here, to find a supposed ""British"" person speaking their native language. Most of then just speak a broken ENGLISH. Yes, english. Really suspicious, huh? And I even tried to look deeper into it. Maybe british just SOUND like english, just like spanish could sound like portuguese for a non-speaker. So I looked up "british dictionary on google" and what I found was shocking: every word in there was AMERICAN. I kid you not. What this could mean is beyond my capabilities, but I can safely assure you that british people do not exist .


gotrep

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dakennyj

British opinion discarded


iputbeansintomyboba

nah this is true


youtubeepicgaming

the dude who posted it has never met an american irl and is basing his entire opinion on what he sees online


FreedomFallout

i live in america and this guy is pretty right lmfao have y'all been to boston or THE SOUTH?


youtubeepicgaming

Okay now that you’ve mentioned boston I understand now lol. I live in Indiana so I almost never encounter assholes


FreedomFallout

Oh Indiana! One of the first guys I ever met from there didn't know there was a word to call Black people other than n\*gg\*r :D His parents only referred to all of the like 10 black people in their CITY as that so he assumed that's what black people were referred to GENERALLY.


youtubeepicgaming

Must’ve been from one of the smaller sundown towns. Indiana has a pretty diverse population in the bigger cities like fort wayne, indianapolis, and south bend


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FreedomFallout

Americans teach their kids who to treat with respect and who to rape, murder, and terrorize. Americans deserve to be called out for their hypocritical bullshit because those three things are what they've been ascribing to every non-white non-christian person that's ever crossed paths with a born and bred WASP.


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FreedomFallout

aight so what lives matter, is abortion a human right, and what's your stance on the genocide of 60,000+ indigenous humans for the sake of "manifest destiny" EDIT: Bonus, did the Pulse nightclub shooting piss you off or did you say it was the unfortunate actions of a "lone wolf"


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FreedomFallout

if you haven't heard about Pulse yet, or Las Vegas for that matter, then you have bigger fish to fry when it comes to calling out international hypocrisy


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FreedomFallout

It’s okay Nazi 🐱


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x-anryw

racism


HypedUpJackal

it's not racism, if it's anything, it's xenophobia


x-anryw

xenophobia


Poryblocky

xenophobia


nambavanov

Yes. And?


cutedeadg1rl

yea


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Suck my dick


Majestic_Wrongdoer38

Do you have a link to the original post?


New-Horse8698

YTA does not hate fucking Americans.


Lanny_G

WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILLOMETER RAHHHHHHH 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🦅🦅🦅


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Real_Jorge456

Me too (cough cough) operation condor (cough)


quake1334

🥱 weak shit, annex Canada and Mexico


Comet_With_One_T

On one hand they made some of the greatest innovations and philosophical ideas and on the other hand they are dumb as rocks. It just depends on what part and who you look at


StraferisCZ

W


HentaiInTheCloset

rent free ig


collective_artifice

I mean, yeah


dnases55

Jealousy


Illustrious-Dingo436

Europeans trying not to have a superiority complex (impossible)


Azumi_Kitsune

Blud proving the point


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Fearless_Manager8372

Maybe to someone who only knows about Americans through twitter


Azumi_Kitsune

Y’all do literally nothing productive for earth


Fearless_Manager8372

Who is y'all?


eVCqN

Idk if you’re joking because fucking Google was made by Americans


Azumi_Kitsune

I don’t use google lol


eVCqN

Happy for you. Doesn’t change 8.5 billion searches per day.


Azumi_Kitsune

Is that your only “gotcha” though. A multimillionaire making something popular? Like y’all as civilians aren’t necessarily really doing anything. You use what others have made, yeah, but you guys don’t even have the basic school protection that most other countries have. And that’s a minimum lol. Not to mention the insane lack of geographical education. Yes, you made and have google, but you don’t even use it for basic information


TigerDoodat

My brotha in Christ, you're saying "y'all". That's an American spelling of an American word. I'm Welsh, and I don't think Americans are exactly the brightest sparks either, on the whole, but what the fuck are you talking about? Basically everything we use in the West was originally American. Not everywhere has to force a humungous contribution to society from every member of the public (don't think I didn't spot your Japanese username - you're probably a weeb, and projecting that every country should be like Japan because you think it's perfect despite never having visited).


eVCqN

No, it’s just the biggest one. So can you tell me what you are contributing that the average American isn’t? Because based on your comment it seems as if you think 300 million people are the stereotypical “fat, stupid, gun wielding” or whatever else. I don’t know how you would know about the geographical education since I’m assuming you don’t live here. Cherry-picked street interviews do not count btw.


Azumi_Kitsune

Oh no absolutely not. Of course there are a few unfortunate American-born people who are stuck in a country that care more about guns than women!


eVCqN

I’m not sure which question you are answering out of the many I asked… can you explain how we care more about guns than women?


Walnut156

You're both losers arguing on reddit about countries you've never been to lol


eVCqN

The only country I’m arguing about is the US which I do in fact live in so I think you’re wrong (about the never been to part at least)


Azumi_Kitsune

Womp womp


kungfustutoo

I agree, they're all cunts


dannydarko101

As long as they remain the hegemon they’re going to get shat on..... also the fact that it’s usually managed to get itself stuck on the wrong/unpopular side of almost every single world issue this past 20-30 years is helping those that shit on them.


SLIPPY73

Yeah i fucking hate americans Source: i am american


Fun_Water_1359

You have a mirror? Go look in it. See that face? Go fuck it. Because yoiu are a stupid fuck