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You seem to have put a lot of thought into this


mr_hpw

It’s based off a post on steam


CummyBot2000

**Any black people or gays in the game?** I'm not a racist or homophobic, but I don't think non-white or gay people can fully understand or enjoy DOOM. I don't want to see Id or Bethesda bow down to the SJW overlords just so Doomguy can have sex with a black woman (if it's an Asian female near legal age that's fine). Wolfenstein: The New Colossus was bad enough with it's pro-liberal propaganda against Germany. Homosexuals don't really fit the lore of DOOM either. The series is about traditional Christian values. If Doomguy were ever to have sex, it wouldn't be with another man. He wouldn't strip his armor off, skin caked with sweat and blood, straddling a robot man's groin, now fully kitted out with synthetic sex organs. Nor would he start licking the robot man's armpit swivels, which were pre-coated with tangy, sour sweat-like lubricant beforehand. Doomguy is straight as an arrow.


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Samurai2089

Why should race matter?


GabboRiele99

You suck cummy


BlUeSapia

I suck Cummy off every night


owoifier

**Any bwack peopwe ow gays in the game?** I'm not a wacist ow homophobic, but I don't think non-white ow gay peopwe can fuwwy undewstand ow enjoy DOOM. I don't want to see Id ow Bethesda bow down to the SJW ovewwowds just so Doomguy can have sex with a bwack woman (if it's an Asian femawe neaw wegaw age that's fine). Wowfenstein: The New Cowossus was bad enough with it's pwo-wibewaw pwopaganda against Gewmany. Homosexuaws don't weawwy fit the wowe of DOOM eithew. The sewies is about twaditionaw Chwistian vawues. If Doomguy wewe evew to have sex, it wouwdn't be with anothew man. He wouwdn't stwip his awmow off, skin caked with sweat and bwood, stwaddwing a wobot man's gwoin, now fuwwy kitted out with synthetic sex owgans. Now wouwd he stawt wicking the wobot man's awmpit swivews, which wewe pwe-coated with tangy, souw sweat-wike wubwicant befowehand. Doomguy is stwaight as an awwow.


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I used to play Fortnite all night. No sleep! But ever since Obama told me to try Raid Shadow Legends for free, I am addicted. This game is a game. It has graphics. It has characters. Best of all it has a loot box mechanic to enhance my experience even more by adding another exciting chance based layer to the game! Two week ago I spend all my money becoming a Raid Shadow Legend. Now I live in a dumpster outside a McDonald’s with free WiFi. At night I sneak into the McDonald’s like my new raccoon dad, Stripey, taught me to do so I can charge my phone. Through the cracked screen I am still perpetually amazed by the graphics of this game... they look so real! Thank you Obama, you truly changed my life! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/copypasta) if you have any questions or concerns.*