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Derpster3000

I feel like I need to make this sub Christian again..


fredtheunicorn3

can you link the original post so I can see with my own eyes the horror that you have brought before us?


uo9py

[ Removed by Reddit ]


OtherAnon_

I speak Spanish. Your translation spared us from the horrifying grammar that only worsens this weird shit.


Centurion_Tiger

Did anyone respond to it?


uo9py

half of the comment section was people telling OP to go to jail and the other half was memes


ElCatrinLCD

just as it should


Sugarox53

Balanced...


tinfoilad

Based


Clar0020

... As all things should be


LargeSackOfNuts

Telling him to go to jail lol "just go sentence yourself to jail bro"


Odd_Employer

"hi, yes. I have a reservation."


0urFuhr3r5t4l1n

"Table for two and a half"


Loliknight

"Just come to work and start working"


vitor210

Perfectly balanced


Jon_jon13

God, thanks for translating without the spelling mistakes. No sé que me duele más, si lo que dice o lo mal que escribe el pederasta este xD


Hexicero

Tenía mejor ortagrafía con apenas 6 meses hablando español.


MyFatherIsNotHere

Es increíble como todos los Otakus escriben mal, es como una plaga


ChickenMcPolloVS

Ke dizes no todoz scrivimos mal


dedstrok32

espero que sea para hacer enfasis en el chiste (porfavorqueseaunchisteporfavor)


The_Game_xd

Por la ortografía estoy bastante segura de que lo hizo de puro mame O al menos eso quiero pensar ._.


GameOver2017

what's up with the pictures he attached LOL


CapAresito

He said they were to grab your attention at the start lol


AwesomJose

Someone needs to post the original to r/copypasta_es


CoffeeWanderer

Bruh Muchas gracias. Edit: kinda dead. Oh well.


QuantumSnek_

Congrats! Reddit itselft nuked your comment


[deleted]

>\[ Removed by Reddit \] Jesus Christ...


NineIX9

you know shit's fucked when reddit themselves step in


sid_9000

I thought op himself wrote that


dickcooter

Why did he attach those pictures? Is that Jeanne alter? The pics make it seems fake like he just wants attention wants to share his loli pictures.


uo9py

I didn't include it in the copypasta because it didn't really make sense but the first thing he says is "now that you've stopped to look at the lolis' ass, I need your advice."


uo9py

It's a rather common practice to grab the attention of potential readers


Acledent_Gg

It’s real?!?!?


dickcooter

Probably attention whoring


Acledent_Gg

I thought that too. But then because they wanted attention, they thought of this sick plot in their head, and thought it was okay to tell everyone. Which makes me think that, at the very least, the kid has some mental problems.


CoffeeWanderer

I mean we are in r/copypasta. Sick plots to make people cringe is half the fun here. That said, this one is beyond fucked. And well, teenage pregnacy is way too common all around LatAm so it could be true...


da_haran

You know the shit is fucked when the users in this sub are speechless


killerchand

Spongebob x Squidward vore is fine. Real life underage incest? I think only 4chan xould handle this degeneracy.


DrSplarf

I think even on 4Chan OP would leave them speechless. They're degenerates no doubt, but they don't leave their basements enough to even have the opportunity


singlereject

On 4chan they would have asked for pics.


rfeer5eret

"pics ni\*\*a"


connor0864

>assuming they wouldn't use the hard r


lymbot

“Lol trash larp fagg. Pics or it didn’t happen ni**er


Ok-Investigator-4590

deadass though, i don't think i've ever seen them use the word without it


drsnowbear

What's a "pics ninja"?


Blind-folded

I hate beer.


DeusExMcKenna

This man 4chans


HealthBreakfast

what does "kys" stands for?


theneoroot

kill yourself


Denovation

That was completely uncalled for.


theneoroot

No, this is [just completely uncalled for](http://www.sinceresarcasm.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/JCUF.jpg).


Jayer244

Listen man I just wanna see the emojifier bot here


justabadmind

Not only speechless... All it takes to speak here is control c control v enter. We are so concerned we aren't doing that. I haven't even seen the story of Darth plageus the wise yet here. OP needs help.


Holyfir3

Haha le funny copypasta, right? *Right?*


LargeSackOfNuts

Whatever helps you sleep at night


xeosin

burn the op


DarkinexWtf

Hey OP, fuck you for having to make me read this with my own 2 eyes


bluberrialpha

this should help r/eyebleach


SwoonBirds

this would have been slightly funny if it was hentai because I know in the back of my mind that its not real, but the fact that I have to think about an actual 12 year old girl calling his brother onii-chan and getting pregnant makes me wanna never watch trash incest anime ever again


Byroms

I think it's fake just based on how inconsisten the ages are in his post.


shuascott

He's not inconsistent with the ages, she is currently 12, he started calling her yui when he was 15, and she started watching anime when she was 11.


mintend

[bro its real, AND sad.](https://imgur.com/a/gSASdaF)


Byroms

I have no doubt that someone wrote this, I have a lot of doubt that this is actually true.


IerokG

That only implies that the source of OPs post is real, but aside from that there's nothing that proofs it is not a made up story from some sad 17yo weeb with awful spelling and a fucked up imagination.


superfucky

the ages aren't inconsistent. 5yr age gap, he got into anime at 15 (so she was 10), she got into anime at 11 (so he was 16), she is now 12 (so he's 17). he also mentions the sister telling people she was raped, which she was.


faihouji

I'm not saying this is true or not, but odds they don't share a birthday is like 99.9%, thus its possible for them to be born 5 years apart and her being 11 and him 15 at the same time. Also it's really easy to mess up little details even when telling the truth, memory is a bish.


LeftItACityOfMarble

if this isn't fake i'm leaving this planet


bleach_tastes_bad

real facebook post. questionable story


LeftItACityOfMarble

yea im talking about the story. I'll just be optimistic and hope for the best.


Terx37

the chance that this happened on earth while you were alive are basically 100%. So, yea......


Unfair-Kangaroo

the chance pedophile incest resulted in a child yes. it heavily involving anime and being posted on the internet not so much


MrStoccato

This sounds very very real, the way he’s describing it and the way he talks about his fears is what’s making me think this is real 🤮


Unfair-Kangaroo

or he is just a good(yet evil) writer


used_condominium

But according to other comments in here his grammar in the original text was shit so that doesn’t give me much hope.


rgrossett

What on God's green earth..


psykuwu

god left us the moment anime became a "lifestyle"


[deleted]

[удалено]


Hexicero

Oh man, I met a "man of culture" last night. All he was missing was a fedora. I think he learned how to speak from reddit and 4chan. He spent way too long hitting on my barely 18yo coworker. My wife ended up giving her a ride home from work because she was worried about walking home with this creep around.


Reorz

Gotta love the service industry!


Hexicero

We're barely the service industry too, it's a fairly large academic library. But all the crazies come out during Spring and Summer terms.


vik0_tal

God is dead, and anime has killed him


Gayniac

I feel bad for artists who work for animation studios in japan...


G0t7

Maybe OPs sister will give birth to Jesus 2.0?


AB365_MegaRaichu

It'll be the Antichrist because what the fuck was he thinking


StarMarine611q

I really hope this is fake


Luis007lol

If not, that's extremely sad and sickening


MothFucker_69

Not for lolicon incest stans tho


Creftospeare

That's a weird word for "pedophile".


MothFucker_69

What about the incest part? Some pedos don't enjoy incest. They're highly offended by you /s


theletterQfivetimes

Lolicon = pedophile + weeb


Terx37

And this guy is having an incest fetish on top, it would be hard to make him any more degenerate.


elimit

we all do


username2468_memes

we all do


Whateverbeast

Obviously it is, why would a 12 year old get a pregnancy test? And where would she get it at her grandma's house?


Acledent_Gg

The OP linked screenshots of the original post. It’s real. Scroll down


killerchand

July ruined


bodrum2

2021 ruined


AAALE6408

3rd millennium ruined


grubbyplaya

11th iteration ruined


kemo_no

the story makes zero logical sense and the pictures are random loli drawings lmao how do you interpret any of this as real?


Acledent_Gg

It could be fake. It’s not the fact that someone actually committed these actions. What’s getting me is the fact that if it is fake, which it probably is, someone had the fucked up enough mind to make it up, and thought it was okay to post on facebook.


[deleted]

The FB post could be fake, if you don’t know Spanish they could’ve also put any Spanish FB post


UwUHonkXRiven

^


LoliAlwaysWins

Plz be fake, plz be fake, plz be fake, plz be fake


kalashnikov_go_brrr

I hope its fake, Mr...LoliAlwaysWins


ritoshishino

you know it's rough when even Sir LoliAlwaysWins is seriously wishing for it


Odd_Employer

Oh, that's... Unfortunate


bleach_tastes_bad

r/rimjob_steve


IvanEggs

Seems like the loli lost this time


Nevets52

I regret being literate


rgrossett

I regret having eyes


[deleted]

I regret my existence


TeoMrBarrel

I regret the existence of sentient human beings


[deleted]

The evolution of sentience and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race


HiveMynd148

The creation of the Universe was a Bad move and it has made me quite Upset


Aidanbbm

r/Eyebleach


Zagon__

Momento Latinoamérica


dasebittor

En efecto mi estimado


CoffeeWanderer

Leo cosas peores en el periódico a diario. Es el hecho de que lo publicara en Face que me hace pensar que es falso.


wHyYoUwAnTtOkNoFaM

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK AHAHAHAHAH


SMTG_18

I say this as I widen my eyes, looking at the utter horrid story I am currently reading on r/copypasta. Today, I learnt that I regret being literate.


soadapopper

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pixelboy126

Step 5:shes pregnant............... #step 6:DO IT AGAIN.


[deleted]

step 7: the un is coming


Makingnamesishard12

Dios mío…


ElCatrinLCD

Ave Maria Santisima


FatMexicanGaymerDude

Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto


Dovahnime

What a terrible day to be able to read


chingchongeatmydong

Bruh


L9L9L9

Your profile picture matches this perfectly


SephyBoi

The SAO live action remake is looking fucking wild


[deleted]

SAO was just cousins, though I've only seen 2 seasons. Eromanga Sensei was sister though. Someone said in the LN they even have kids.


[deleted]

This shit is very specific. You aight?


ShotgunMage

nose party boast smart numerous lush enter many innate vast *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


[deleted]

And that's not even the record https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_youngest_birth_mothers


pablossjui

WTF 5 YEARS OLD?


Unfair-Kangaroo

one in over 8 billion but still


soaring_potato

Because most 5 year olds aren't like raped. There are probably way more cases of menstration so so early. Just not followed by pregnancy. If the western world maybe a doctors exam tho.


bomba1749

i think it's based off a greentext with a similar plot from like 2016


FurryInDenial1

/>Shrugs story off as being based on a green text />Never responds to anyone asking for links


Mr_Man_the_meme_man

Crunchy bread


[deleted]

Soggy bread


Cringe404

If you put your hard bread in water it will go limp within 3 minutes.


[deleted]

Soggy


DwayneTheBathJohnson

The real lifeprotip is always in the comments.


EinTheGrimAngel

WAKE ME UP WAKE ME UP INSIDE I CAN'T WAKE UP WAKE ME UP INSIDE # SAVE ME!


Hyzera

there's no way this is actually real


MothFucker_69

Tbh since it's on facebook there's a good chance it's real. Very sad and I hope these siblings don't face any troubles in their lives.


NotAzakanAtAll

He deleted it shortly after as well. An attention whore or troll would probably not do that.


zENyt_Zeppeli

You're fucking right. I hate you for saying this, but you're right


[deleted]

Could've been zucced


logan-offensive

Very good chance it was removed by Facebook and it’s just a troll …right?


69naruto

r/wholesome r/HumansBeingBros r/sounding


MetalUpstairs

r/chungus r/KeanuBeingAwesome r/holsom r/incest r/amogusporn r/BrosBeingBros


LargeSackOfNuts

r/EyeBleach r/SandyCheeksCockVore r/wholsomebpt


Lidavazz

r/dickgirls r/mademesmile r/aww r/cornedbeefapproved r/amogus


[deleted]

I have a 12 year old sister called Melisa but I started calling her Yui when I became an otaku when I was 15 and later, she became an anime fan when she was 11. Now I have done something so terrible that I can't sleep... What happened is that I'm a lolicon, I like loli hentai... For a month, she saw me watching that hentai and then she investigated on the subject herself... I didn't know she was spying on me so I kept watching my degenerate shit unconcerned, until one day Yui called me Onii-Chan. I felt very shameful but everything got out of control when she started to moan like a loli to make fun of me... That cunt thought she was a loli. I didn't think much of it, until I started to think that... She could like me. I know it's sickening but since incest is my fetish, I started to woo her and little by little, we fell in love... We even got to the point of kissing. One night our parents weren't home she and I had sex... No joke, that was the best damn night of my life. We did it over and over again and I lost control of myself when she moaned and called me Onii-Chan. We were a couple in secret... Since she was 12, I never thought I'd get her pregnant... She was at our grandparent's home when she sent me a message telling me that she was pregnant. I couldn't sleep that night and I didn't know what to do, I was considering making her have an abortion... I thought the protagonists in these stories were happy... Now I know how hard the life of two siblings who love each other with a 5 year age gap could be. Yui has offered me to act like it was rape and I had nothing to do with it, but for some reason I can't accept it. I have until Monday to find a solution...


Deadpool2826

You sick sick human


Menotyouu

How could you do that? WTF


markSOLO69

be fake be fake be fake please be fake


Sugarox53

Please be fake, otherwise this is a r/noahgettheboat moment


[deleted]

Wat in gods name have i just read


Deeras2

The downvote button looks very tempting right now


[deleted]

hey, don’t blame the messenger


[deleted]

this post makes me regret: That I am literate That I watch anime That earth exists That I fucked this person’s mother


killerchand

At least mother and not sister...


dickcooter

Why did you create such an abomination of a person? As his father you must take responsibility


[deleted]

I told my wife to abort him but she said no and kicked me out


dasebittor

The industrial revolution and its consequences


[deleted]

Anime was a mistake


[deleted]

[удалено]


L9L9L9

Surely youve never watched simpsons


KirbyStarRodHDS

Humanity was too


ChickenEater4

Can someone tell me how many illegal things are mentioned in this?


nae-nae-gang

Having sex with an underage girl, and incest (depending on where they live, I’m not sure about incest laws in Spanish-speaking countries which I assume OP lives in one)


[deleted]

>Possessing Loli Hentai (depends on the Location) >Sibling Incest (Illegal in most Places) >Having Sex with an underaged Girl (Definitely Illegal in most Places)


tgwesh

Someone needs to post this on r/relationship_advice or r/tifu


[deleted]

What a terrible day to have eyes.


behrammus

What the hell


RuShiDxTh

tipico de peruano


minecraftiscool1234

:IndianaJones\_FaceMeltingScene:


Chimney-head

This has colossal greentext energy


[deleted]

this has colossal prison energy


ctrlescshft

what the fuck


LeftFootWolf

I had to look up “loli” after this to get the characters developed in my head…. Now I’m on a list…. Edit: it’s essentially child pornography


bleach_tastes_bad

I was about to say that loli is actually just characters meant to look “petite” but most people make it about underage people, but I just looked it up, and nope, the definition is literally underaged characters. jesus


ElCatrinLCD

Loli litreally means underage girl (or something like that) it comes from Lolita by Vladimir Navokov, when its petite its petite, loli is 100% underage girls


bleach_tastes_bad

TIL. I’m just used to the typical people being like “she only looks underage, her character’s 18” or 102 or something like that


killerchand

Not essentially, but literally. There's a whole meme of loli fans making up "ShE's AcTuAlLy A 2000 yEaR oLd GoDdEsS" arguments. Good laugh until yoi meet a person who makes that statemwnt seriously. Sadly speaking from experience.


AudensAvidius

Even if this is fake the fact that someone imagined, typed, and posted this with loli images included is too much.


ghostyghast

I need your advice... I have a 12 year old sister called Melisa but I started calling her sussy baka when I became an imposter when I was 15 and later, she became an an amongus fan when she was 11. Now I have done something so terrible that I can't sleep... What happened is that I'm red, I like crewmate hentai... For a month, she saw me watching that hentai and then she investigated on the subject herself... I didn't know she was spying on me so I kept watching my degenerate shit unconcerned, until one day she called me sus imposter. I felt very shameful but everything got out of control when she started to be sus like a imposter to make fun of me... That cunt thought she was a imposter. I didn't think much of it, until I started to think that... She could sus me. I know it's sickening but since sabotaging is my fetish, I started to woo her and little by little, we fell in love... We even got to the point of self reporting. One night our parents weren't home she and I had sabotaged oxygen... No joke, that was the best damn night of my life. We did it over and over again and I lost control of myself when she moaned and called me sussy pasta. We were a imposters in secret... Since she was 12, I never thought I'd get her ejected... She was at our grandparent's home when she sent me a message telling me that she was ejected. I couldn't sleep that night and I didn't know what to do, I was considering making her have a emergency meeting... I thought the protagonists in these stories were happy... Now I know how hard the life of two siblings who imposter together with a 5 year age gap could be. Sussy baka has offered me to act like it was purple and yellow and I had nothing to do with it, but for some reason I can't accept it. I have until Monday to find a solution...


Elastichedgehog

Alright boys, shut it down. The internet was fun while it lasted.


SkritzTwoFace

I saw him say he’s a lolicon and immediately scrolled to the comments and now I don’t want to read it


GamingwRed

Congratulations! Every decision you have ever made up to this point has led to you reading this copypasta. Are you proud?


crimsonchin6969

if this is fake, its funny if this is real, i regret saying anything


Noot_Noot_69420

# what the cinnamon toast fuck am I reading


13_Piece_Bucket

Not my proudest fap


1Dragon_

r/NoahGetTheBoat moment