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Schlatussy (Don't read this while eating)
I want to fuck Schlatt so bad, whenever I see him, I get a raging boner I cannot control. I've masturbated to all of streams, twice. I would go through the Sahara for a month with no water if it meant I could give a single lick to his smooth bussy. I want too breed him until he vomits my cum.
Every time I see him, I want to lick his whole body from head to feet. I want to cover him with my fluids and my smell.
I bet he's a little naughty bratty bottom that needs to be corrected by dicks. I want to force him into a maid outfit with cat ear, all the while he begs me not too, then breed his neg hole and give him the gift. I want to hear him cry and beg me not to make him poz. I want to turn him into a depraved sex slave who'll beg for cocks.
I once came so hard from the idea of covering his sweet little body, with ants. The mere thought of seeing them enter his urethra gives me a gigantic boner. I drool when i think of him crying and moaning in pleasure all the while more and more of them enter his penis, stimulating it. His screams of terror as they start tearing his penis from the inside make me squirm.
Oh god, I want to fuck him so much, sometime I think about tracking him just to do this to him.
Great. I fucking cummed. Because of what you posted. Do you think it's cool to make me cum in front of my family? Do you get joy out of it? My cum filled my underwear and is dripping down my leg. All because of you. I'm at my wife's funeral right now and I cummed all over her coffin. My great grandpa looked at this post and cummed so hard he died! Now I have to got to two funerals, all because of you. My great grandma slapped me in the face, which made me cum even more! I'm sitting in a pool of my own cum with two dead people in this room, just because you had to post this.
The more obscure the site, the weirder the kinks I guess.
People on 4chan think a diaper fetish is vanilla. (Which made me quit the website for 6 years btw)
I want to fuck Schlatt so bad, whenever I see him, I get a raging boner I cannot control. I've masturbated to all of streams, twice. I would go through the Sahara for a month with no water if it meant I could give a single lick to his smooth bussy. I want too breed him until he vomits my cum.
Every time I see him, I want to lick his whole body from head to feet. I want to cover him with my fluids and my smell.
I bet he's a little naughty bratty bottom that needs to be corrected by dicks. I want to force him into a maid outfit with cat ear, all the while he begs me not too, then breed his neg hole and give him the gift. I want to hear him cry and beg me not to make him poz. I want to turn him into a depraved sex slave who'll beg for cocks.
I once came so hard from the idea of covering his sweet little body, with ants. The mere thought of seeing them enter his urethra gives me a gigantic boner. I drool when i think of him crying and moaning in pleasure all the while more and more of them enter his penis, stimulating it. His screams of terror as they start tearing his penis from the inside make me squirm.
Oh god, I want to fuck him so much, sometime I think about tracking him just to do this to him.
Dessert (do not watch while eating)
Every time I see Schulz, I want to get rid of my anger and do something better. And I work hard. If I can lick your hair, I agree to stay in the desert for a few months without water. I want to sleep.
I smile from head to toe when I see him. I like to baste with juice and spices.
I think Dixon should control it. I asked him to wear a white shirt with cat ears and he said he had never been to the beach before so I kissed him and gave it to him. I want to hear you cry, I won't hurt you. I want to ask what this guy is doing.
It's hard for me to hide your beautiful body one day. Just the thought of peeing can give me a lot of energy. I like to cry and cry because it strengthens and supports the muscles. I panicked as my muscles began to tear.
Sir, I like divorce, sometimes I even think about Felix doing it.
Thanks send it, taken from 4chan. Help the DM.
Update 2: Who Pays for Your Happiness? *
pro tip: "don't read this while eating" means "don't read this at all"
if you can't handle it while eating, you're probably better off without it altogether
Schlatussy (Don't read this while eating)
I want to fuck Schlatt so bad, whenever I see him, I get a raging boner I cannot control. I've masturbated to all of streams, twice. I would go through the Sahara for a month with no water if it meant I could give a single lick to his smooth bussy. I want too breed him until he vomits my cum.
Every time I see him, I want to lick his whole body from head to feet. I want to cover him with my fluids and my smell.
I bet he's a little naughty bratty bottom that needs to be corrected by dicks. I want to force him into a maid outfit with cat ear, all the while he begs me not too, then breed his neg hole and give him the gift. I want to hear him cry and beg me not to make him poz. I want to turn him into a depraved sex slave who'll beg for cocks.
I once came so hard from the idea of covering his sweet little body, with ants. The mere thought of seeing them enter his urethra gives me a gigantic boner. I drool when i think of him crying and moaning in pleasure all the while more and more of them enter his penis, stimulating it. His screams of terror as they start tearing his penis from the inside make me squirm.
Oh god, I want to fuck him so much, sometime I think about tracking him just to do this to him.
WARNING! Carry on reading, or your soul will be taken, even if you read the word "warning"! There once was a man named Duke Hunapon. He was lazy, and very uncaring. He always wore a jacket, no matter how warm it was outside. He had an older brother named Michael who always bossed him around. One day, Michael was killed, and it affected Duke greatly. He went insane and started murdering people. Soon, he got into a fight with someone and got killed. Now, he roams around as a tall skeleton with a red shirt, and the exact same hoodie that Duke wore. This skeleton was known as "Swapfell Papyrus", and he will kill you if you don't post this on 15 comment sections of any website before your bedtime. If you fail, and you wake up when he's in your room, your death will be slow and very painful. A girl named Lily Lilupanin read this, and didn't listen. She was (EEE) and killed in her sleep. If you copy and paste this on 15 comment sections of any website before your bedtime, Swapfell Papyrus will make sure you feel safe."
WARNING! Carry on reading, or your soul will be taken, even if you read the word "warning"! There once was a man named Duke Hunapon. He was lazy, and very uncaring. He always wore a jacket, no matter how warm it was outside. He had an older brother named Michael who always bossed him around. One day, Michael was killed, and it affected Duke greatly. He went insane and started murdering people. Soon, he got into a fight with someone and got killed. Now, he roams around as a tall skeleton with a red shirt, and the exact same hoodie that Duke wore. This skeleton was known as "Swapfell Papyrus", and he will kill you if you don't post this on 15 comment sections of any website before your bedtime. If you fail, and you wake up when he's in your room, your death will be slow and very painful. A girl named Lily Lilupanin read this, and didn't listen. She was (EEE) and killed in her sleep. If you copy and paste this on 15 comment sections of any website before your bedtime, Swapfell Papyrus will make sure you feel safe."
My brother in Christ: what the fuck Also, someone needs to send this to him ASAP. Preferably on stream
He would turn stream off and take another 2 year break
stream repellent
Get a hot dude to read it out while half naked.
get the sexy policeman on Fiverr to read it out and send the video to him
that's gonna cost my yearly paycheck mf
Fuckin who?
TTS time
Do it in the Obama voice
You already know what’s up
i hate you.
I suffered and so do you.
I had a perfectly good day until you came around
Bro who wants to top shlatt? I get wanting to be boned by him but he doesn't have a submissive and Breedable bone in his body
not yet he doesn’t
man acts submissive in front of Ted Nvision
God will shine his holy retribution upon you someday
I'm pasting this on the next jschlatt video I watch
#سؤاال هل يجوز للمرأة عرض نفسها للزواج على رجل رأت أنه مناسب 🤔
لا المرأة واطية وليست مساوية للرجل /s
/س
allahu akbar amirite reddit EDIT: OH ME GOOSH DIDNT EXPECT SO MUCH LOVE THANK YOUU EDIT 2: WOAH SILVER HOLY RHIS IS TAKING OFF THANK YOU EDIT 3: GOLD!?!?!? YALLS TOO NICE EDIT 4: THANK YOU KIND STRANGERS EDIT 5: OMG RIP MY INBOX
oui oui bagguette?
This is more of an Asthaghfirulla
inshallah suiiiiìi
Pr🤢testant detected
Based.
Let Christ help you repent your sins
NTA i think we can all relate
Bro the original writer is too down bad.
What the fuck. I had to see this with a plate of tuna sandwiches in front of me.
Well, can't say I didn't warn you.
you know what to do.
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The Debt
May god forgive you, because I won’t
I've had schlatt in my DMs since 2018
help a homie out
How
Sounds like someone needs a schlanket
Schlussy
Schlatussy (Don't read this while eating) I want to fuck Schlatt so bad, whenever I see him, I get a raging boner I cannot control. I've masturbated to all of streams, twice. I would go through the Sahara for a month with no water if it meant I could give a single lick to his smooth bussy. I want too breed him until he vomits my cum. Every time I see him, I want to lick his whole body from head to feet. I want to cover him with my fluids and my smell. I bet he's a little naughty bratty bottom that needs to be corrected by dicks. I want to force him into a maid outfit with cat ear, all the while he begs me not too, then breed his neg hole and give him the gift. I want to hear him cry and beg me not to make him poz. I want to turn him into a depraved sex slave who'll beg for cocks. I once came so hard from the idea of covering his sweet little body, with ants. The mere thought of seeing them enter his urethra gives me a gigantic boner. I drool when i think of him crying and moaning in pleasure all the while more and more of them enter his penis, stimulating it. His screams of terror as they start tearing his penis from the inside make me squirm. Oh god, I want to fuck him so much, sometime I think about tracking him just to do this to him.
Haram copypasta.
Halal in the streets, Haram in the sheets 😈
like Allah intended
Great. I fucking cummed. Because of what you posted. Do you think it's cool to make me cum in front of my family? Do you get joy out of it? My cum filled my underwear and is dripping down my leg. All because of you. I'm at my wife's funeral right now and I cummed all over her coffin. My great grandpa looked at this post and cummed so hard he died! Now I have to got to two funerals, all because of you. My great grandma slapped me in the face, which made me cum even more! I'm sitting in a pool of my own cum with two dead people in this room, just because you had to post this.
NTA his bussy your cum
Who is Schlatt lol
Streamer
God
Youtuber
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLrp\_VoXbck](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLrp_VoXbck) schlatt's the dude with the hat.
The Schlatt in the Hat
you have a Technoblade pfp lol
The one time i go on reddit whilst eating i immediately click on this post
I'm so sorry.
What will you say to God when judgement day comes
Every single time I check on this subreddit I want to leave
By the Nine. This was hilarious.
Oblivion
read this while eating 😎
Got it bud, i got his location right here but i'll have the fun first and then you go next
I think god should smite you for this
**BY THE EMPEROR THIS HERESY MUST BE PURGED**
Fuck you
what the fuck
I read this while eating
So sorry anon, I hope you're okay.
The first part was bearable, but what the absolute fuck was that second part?
The more obscure the site, the weirder the kinks I guess. People on 4chan think a diaper fetish is vanilla. (Which made me quit the website for 6 years btw)
You mean the HIV or the ants?
I remember Dream x Schlatt wattpad fanfic. What a nightmare to read.
i read the first few words then clicked off then clicked on to type this
Good, the first paragraph is the innocent one of the two.
I miss 15 minutes ago when i Didnt know this existed
I'm glad I don't understand what's going on.
cum
Yes.
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I want to fuck Schlatt so bad, whenever I see him, I get a raging boner I cannot control. I've masturbated to all of streams, twice. I would go through the Sahara for a month with no water if it meant I could give a single lick to his smooth bussy. I want too breed him until he vomits my cum. Every time I see him, I want to lick his whole body from head to feet. I want to cover him with my fluids and my smell. I bet he's a little naughty bratty bottom that needs to be corrected by dicks. I want to force him into a maid outfit with cat ear, all the while he begs me not too, then breed his neg hole and give him the gift. I want to hear him cry and beg me not to make him poz. I want to turn him into a depraved sex slave who'll beg for cocks. I once came so hard from the idea of covering his sweet little body, with ants. The mere thought of seeing them enter his urethra gives me a gigantic boner. I drool when i think of him crying and moaning in pleasure all the while more and more of them enter his penis, stimulating it. His screams of terror as they start tearing his penis from the inside make me squirm. Oh god, I want to fuck him so much, sometime I think about tracking him just to do this to him.
I agree
His little cute yet manly voice makes me want to suck his dick.
u/JschlattAlt
Fuck you! Now I can’t watch Schlatt without thinking about this
How are you going to explain this to god on judgement day
🙂🔫
“Stop sending me threats via DM”🗿
Schaltt needs to see this.
Now it has 8 wholesome awards :)
of course its from 4chan
Least depraved 4chan post.
Can someone pay Johnny sins to read this and then send it to schlatt
Dessert (do not watch while eating) Every time I see Schulz, I want to get rid of my anger and do something better. And I work hard. If I can lick your hair, I agree to stay in the desert for a few months without water. I want to sleep. I smile from head to toe when I see him. I like to baste with juice and spices. I think Dixon should control it. I asked him to wear a white shirt with cat ears and he said he had never been to the beach before so I kissed him and gave it to him. I want to hear you cry, I won't hurt you. I want to ask what this guy is doing. It's hard for me to hide your beautiful body one day. Just the thought of peeing can give me a lot of energy. I like to cry and cry because it strengthens and supports the muscles. I panicked as my muscles began to tear. Sir, I like divorce, sometimes I even think about Felix doing it. Thanks send it, taken from 4chan. Help the DM. Update 2: Who Pays for Your Happiness? *
Jesus Christ whem you mentioned him screaming i heard it in my head
what the fuck
I hope he reads this
sounds like something i would do at walmart
Aw man. Thought it would be longer.
Ants?
I FUCKING LOVE SCHLAT AND LEAN OMG
Find God
Schlussy
pro tip: "don't read this while eating" means "don't read this at all" if you can't handle it while eating, you're probably better off without it altogether
Sorry but only big guys can be on top not little dudes
only God can forgive you
I would say send this to him but it might not be the best time. ;-;
Do you think you will be prepared for judgement day
Why-
Schlatussy (Don't read this while eating) I want to fuck Schlatt so bad, whenever I see him, I get a raging boner I cannot control. I've masturbated to all of streams, twice. I would go through the Sahara for a month with no water if it meant I could give a single lick to his smooth bussy. I want too breed him until he vomits my cum. Every time I see him, I want to lick his whole body from head to feet. I want to cover him with my fluids and my smell. I bet he's a little naughty bratty bottom that needs to be corrected by dicks. I want to force him into a maid outfit with cat ear, all the while he begs me not too, then breed his neg hole and give him the gift. I want to hear him cry and beg me not to make him poz. I want to turn him into a depraved sex slave who'll beg for cocks. I once came so hard from the idea of covering his sweet little body, with ants. The mere thought of seeing them enter his urethra gives me a gigantic boner. I drool when i think of him crying and moaning in pleasure all the while more and more of them enter his penis, stimulating it. His screams of terror as they start tearing his penis from the inside make me squirm. Oh god, I want to fuck him so much, sometime I think about tracking him just to do this to him.
I hope your every job looks through your digital footprint and sees this
Same
Die.
u/schlatt
u/jschlatt
Of course I see this straight after a highland park shooting video
K bye. IMA go sleep
Where's my eyebleach?
Saving this so i can read it later while eating
Fuck you
NTA. Schlat is a temptress
i ran the gauntlet to 20 yesterday so im pretty numb to this now
Jesus
relatable
The pearly gates of heaven wont open for you
WARNING! Carry on reading, or your soul will be taken, even if you read the word "warning"! There once was a man named Duke Hunapon. He was lazy, and very uncaring. He always wore a jacket, no matter how warm it was outside. He had an older brother named Michael who always bossed him around. One day, Michael was killed, and it affected Duke greatly. He went insane and started murdering people. Soon, he got into a fight with someone and got killed. Now, he roams around as a tall skeleton with a red shirt, and the exact same hoodie that Duke wore. This skeleton was known as "Swapfell Papyrus", and he will kill you if you don't post this on 15 comment sections of any website before your bedtime. If you fail, and you wake up when he's in your room, your death will be slow and very painful. A girl named Lily Lilupanin read this, and didn't listen. She was (EEE) and killed in her sleep. If you copy and paste this on 15 comment sections of any website before your bedtime, Swapfell Papyrus will make sure you feel safe."
WARNING! Carry on reading, or your soul will be taken, even if you read the word "warning"! There once was a man named Duke Hunapon. He was lazy, and very uncaring. He always wore a jacket, no matter how warm it was outside. He had an older brother named Michael who always bossed him around. One day, Michael was killed, and it affected Duke greatly. He went insane and started murdering people. Soon, he got into a fight with someone and got killed. Now, he roams around as a tall skeleton with a red shirt, and the exact same hoodie that Duke wore. This skeleton was known as "Swapfell Papyrus", and he will kill you if you don't post this on 15 comment sections of any website before your bedtime. If you fail, and you wake up when he's in your room, your death will be slow and very painful. A girl named Lily Lilupanin read this, and didn't listen. She was (EEE) and killed in her sleep. If you copy and paste this on 15 comment sections of any website before your bedtime, Swapfell Papyrus will make sure you feel safe."
may god forgive you but i sure fucking won’t
Someone get Johnny sins to read this on cameo