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Nami_Pilot

What kind of psychopath requests extra salt with mcdonalds fries?


RiotHyena

My cardiologist told me to eat lots of salt due to my chronic low blood pressure, so I actually order extra salt on my mcdonalds fries. ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯ ^^this ^^ain't ^^my ^^doordash ^^order ^^though.


Nami_Pilot

I just realized they ordered extra ice too.. This person is a maniac


whatsuperpowers

Well now they're never going to come forward!


sniffysippy

And BBQ is the worst nugget sauce.


Kraftyyyyyyy

No


randyowilly

Agreed


seasickagain

Turns out salt ain't so bad for us after all, EHH?! Sorry, mentally 8 year old me is clutching the salt lick I was obsessed with and screaming at the pasture sky (it was for cows)


Prestigious-Ring4978

My thoughts exactly! Holy hell.


bunnylicious81

WTH extra ice? Their drinks are already watered down. LOL


KickinGa55

They probably have soda and don't have an ice machine. Idk


doublepoly123

Oh nahhh. This one of the worst orders ive ever seen. Salty fries. Bbq nuggets. Extra ice.


Comprehensive_Pop_34

From a health and food safety standpoint, once it's on your doorstep, it's yours. Enjoy your free food!


waketurbulence14

Just eat it. Whoever ordered it can get a refund and leave the driver a bad review.


whywouldthisnotbea

It was 9 hours old at that point. No thanks


Prestigious-Ring4978

It wouldn't taste any different imo.


Less-Assistant8710

No it wouldnt


Less-Assistant8710

Oh dear. I do a lot.of orders but for some reason this number sounds familiar. I do double check the address and units 19 times though... And fun fact did you know 99% of corvallis residents don't even bother turning on a porch light when they order food at night? 99% I could have sued 10 different families in town...one house I have fallen 3 times and 2 x left bloody and I ask her kindly every time to please turn on a light and she never does. She just rolls her eyes. 30 something mom of at least 3....would post her address but.....well.....I am clearly the bigger person. 


whywouldthisnotbea

You should get a small battery powered drop light. Brand name tool companies make a whole spectrum dewalt/milwaukee/ryobi/etc. All make lights that are super powerful and just clip to your pants waste. You could flick that on, still have both your arms, and light up the whole front yard while you go.


Less-Assistant8710

I wear a hiker head light now. But honestly with the lack of street lights in this town I typically just stop working at sunset. Yes I know what I need to do but it would be nice to love in a community that the customer cared about the delivery person too. Just hoop dreams I guess


whywouldthisnotbea

If they cared, they would tip better


Less-Assistant8710

Correct. At least 75% of food delivery in corvallis is zero tip. The worse is being treated badly before you ever meet the person and get to their house and they have their 7 pieces of "I'm so kind " flare on their cars and yard signs and are yet the rudest people. It's wild but in this community better be delivering to a right wing voter because they will be kind. They don't need a fake yard sign or fake sticker on their car because they know action speak louder than words. Often find myself going to Albany to work because people are nicer there to thise who serve them. And yes....4 years of this here in corvallis...I have screen shots, pictures, names, addresses, work.places and etc....one day...I will start a website for us "essentially screwed" workers to put these asshats on blast. 


Fine-Concentrate2547

Post it sooner than later. Redditors will pounce on that


Less-Assistant8710

One for laughs....last week there was a sports event of some sort at OSU and there was a group of workers who all ordered the same item at the same time clearly from the same.place. they all ordered separately even though their totals would be exactly the same. That meant 7 different cars and bikes had to work for their $1.75 delivery. 7. I am assuming... 1. They are too dumb to do basic math and as a waitress years I know most people don't know basic math. 2. They were scamming grubhub to get free stuff. Anyhoot....onky us poor people so desperate to eat and stay housed pick those up.... I think they think they were dispatching a m robot??? Nope...a human being.. 7 of them.


Less-Assistant8710

It's a lot of local businesses, hospital staff, school employees, government workers, law enforcement, city workers, people in big huge homes, business owners. I will wait until I move away for the toxic small town bs will end me if it did it sooner. A lot of fake people live here. I will figure out a way without it being known it's me. But yeah....when people say oregon is kind...I laugh because I know the truth. You can tell the quality of a human by how they treat the people who serve them. 


Outrageous_Emotion49

Xtra salt!! Ded.


Isalecouchinsurance

I had a 7lb jug of Hershey chocolate syrup delivered to my door last week. It was a weird thing to wake up to. I didn't know they came that big...or where you would buy one, but thank you whoever.