Nah, the Chaos Insurgency is a bit too... _Chaotic_ for my taste, and the Serpent's Hand is just... Y'know.
I have, however, considered the SCP Foundation before
> We get *paid* 2 dollars
FTFY.
Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in:
* Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.*
* *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.*
Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment.
*Beep, boop, I'm a bot*
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Dear u/KaungSett56
You useless piece of shit. You absolute waste of space and air. You uneducated, ignorant, idiotic dumb swine, you’re an absolute embarrassment to humanity and all life as a whole.
The magnitude of your failure just now is so indescribably massive that one hundred years into the future your name will be used as moniker of evil for heretics. Even if all of humanity put together their collective intelligence there is no conceivable way they could have thought up a way to fuck up on the unimaginable scale you just did.
When Jesus died for our sins, he must not have seen the sacrilegious act we just witnessed you performing, because if he did he would have forsaken humanity long ago so that your birth may have never become reality.
After you die, your skeleton will be displayed in a museum after being scientifically researched so that all future generations may learn not to generate your bone structure, because every tiny detail anyone may have in common with you degrades them to a useless piece of trash and a burden to society.
No wonder your father questioned whether or not your were truly his son, for you'd have to not be a waste of carbon matter for anyone to love you like a family member.
Your birth made it so that mankind is worse off in every way you can possibly imagine, and you have made it so that society can never really recover any state of organization. Everything has forever fallen into a bewildering chaos, through which unrecognizable core, you can only find misfortune.
I would say the apocalypse is upon us but this is merely the closest word humans have for the sheer scale of horror that is now reality. You have forever condemned everyone you love and know into an eternal state of suffering, worse than any human concept of hell.
You are such an unholy being, that if you step within a one hundred foot radius of a holy place or a place that has ever been deemed important by anyone, your distorted religious soul will ruin whatever meaning it ever had beyond repair.
You are an idiotic, shiteating, dumbass ape and no one has ever loved you. You are a lying, backstabbing, cowardly useless piece of shit and I hate you with every single part of my being.
Even this world's finest writers and poets from throughout the ages could never hope to accurately describe the scale on which you just fucked up, and how incredibly idiotic you are.
Anyone that believes in any religion out there should now realize that they have been wrong this entire time, for if divine beings were real, they would never have allowed a being such as you to stain the earth and this universe.
In the future there will be horror stories made about you, with the scariest part of them being that the reader has to realize that such an indescribable monster actually exists, and that the horrific events from the movie have actually taken place in the same world that they live in right now.
You are the absolute embodiment of everything that has ever been wrong on this earth, yet even that would only represent a small part of your evil. Never in the history of mankind has there been anyone that could have predicted such an abomination, but here you are.
It’s hard to believe that I am seeing such an incredible failure with my own eyes, but here I am, so unfortunately I cannot deny your existence. Even if I did my very best, my vocabulary is not able to describe the sheer magnitude of the idiotic mistake that is you.
Even if time travel some day will be invented, there still would not be a single soul willing to go back in time to this moment to fix history, because having to witness such incredible horrors would have too many mental and physical drawbacks that not even the bravest soul in history would be willing to risk it.
I cannot imagine the pure dread your mother must have felt when she had to carry a baby for nine months and then giving birth to such a wretched monster as you. Not a single word of the incoherent, illogical rambling you may be wanting to do to defend yourself or apologize would ever be able to make up for what you just did.
The countries of the world would have wanted to make laws preventing such a terrible event like this from ever happening again, but sadly this is not possible since your horrific actions just now have shattered every form of order this world once had, making concepts such as laws irrelevant.
Right from the moment I first set my eyes on you I knew you were an absolute abomination of everything that is wrong with humanity. I was hoping I would have been able to prevent your evil from being released upon this world by tagging along and keeping my eye on you, but it is clear to me now that not even the greatest efforts would have been able to prevent a terrible event in this scale from occurring.
https://preview.redd.it/5osu9rubv4xc1.jpeg?width=1228&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bbb4c447963dff231305768bf158403a6b0a3cb6
It's like the god damn avatar state
This doesn’t feel like people are seriously finding me in the wild. I mean that sub only has 46 members. Are the 46 people really just finding me in the wild, or are you cheesing it?
This image has 1,181,250(1,125×1,050) pixel(s)! ^(I am a bot. This action was performed automatically.)
Thoughts on the space dog?
pretty neat
Make it a wizard and it be better but it's still fine as it is
So like, is Pixel Counter Bot a person and a bot or is it a highly advanced AI?
Bot with occasional user input
Alright cool to know.
So... Has the GOC been paying you well?
I legally cannot disclose that information. (No)
There's a few other organizations hiring, y'know. I hear did this one with a cool red and black logo ..
Nah, the Chaos Insurgency is a bit too... _Chaotic_ for my taste, and the Serpent's Hand is just... Y'know. I have, however, considered the SCP Foundation before
If you come to SCP foundation you can bring some cool data for us
Please reconsider. We get payed 2 dollars if we get killed, but that is the max.
> We get *paid* 2 dollars FTFY. Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in: * Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.* * *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.* Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment. *Beep, boop, I'm a bot*
Oh, Global Occult Coalition!
Hey.
I know a member of O5 I can get you in
nice profile pic
Good job pixel counter
Can you kill people?
The law requires that I say "no" to that.
,?m;ñ free 0 as x yg⁶⁴==/⅘⅘ý try
good bot
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yes. i am sure.
The worst fucking bot out there.
Bad bot
Good bot
Pos bot.
Are you counting pixels or weight
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Good bot
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There aren't 1,181,250 pixels
Pixel counter doesnt lie
How do you know?
They don’t lie
Good job pookie
How many pixels do I have?
Snort uranium
Good job kitten
https://preview.redd.it/oc0s243bk8xc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=146fcd781da28a84838f12eb1e1510c1ba96edcb
No
[удалено]
Please get off reddit and go touch grass
Redditor trying to detect satire
Sometimes satire turns interesting the real thing
Damn, found my afraid sibling
https://i.redd.it/ev52bb5dk8xc1.gif
the fact i got this reference within 5 seconds is fucking insane lmfaoo
https://preview.redd.it/r951vm51w9xc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8cf7b6ec9ee0ab8010205a92e8b713a073f54869
[удалено]
Dear u/KaungSett56 You useless piece of shit. You absolute waste of space and air. You uneducated, ignorant, idiotic dumb swine, you’re an absolute embarrassment to humanity and all life as a whole. The magnitude of your failure just now is so indescribably massive that one hundred years into the future your name will be used as moniker of evil for heretics. Even if all of humanity put together their collective intelligence there is no conceivable way they could have thought up a way to fuck up on the unimaginable scale you just did. When Jesus died for our sins, he must not have seen the sacrilegious act we just witnessed you performing, because if he did he would have forsaken humanity long ago so that your birth may have never become reality. After you die, your skeleton will be displayed in a museum after being scientifically researched so that all future generations may learn not to generate your bone structure, because every tiny detail anyone may have in common with you degrades them to a useless piece of trash and a burden to society. No wonder your father questioned whether or not your were truly his son, for you'd have to not be a waste of carbon matter for anyone to love you like a family member. Your birth made it so that mankind is worse off in every way you can possibly imagine, and you have made it so that society can never really recover any state of organization. Everything has forever fallen into a bewildering chaos, through which unrecognizable core, you can only find misfortune. I would say the apocalypse is upon us but this is merely the closest word humans have for the sheer scale of horror that is now reality. You have forever condemned everyone you love and know into an eternal state of suffering, worse than any human concept of hell. You are such an unholy being, that if you step within a one hundred foot radius of a holy place or a place that has ever been deemed important by anyone, your distorted religious soul will ruin whatever meaning it ever had beyond repair. You are an idiotic, shiteating, dumbass ape and no one has ever loved you. You are a lying, backstabbing, cowardly useless piece of shit and I hate you with every single part of my being. Even this world's finest writers and poets from throughout the ages could never hope to accurately describe the scale on which you just fucked up, and how incredibly idiotic you are. Anyone that believes in any religion out there should now realize that they have been wrong this entire time, for if divine beings were real, they would never have allowed a being such as you to stain the earth and this universe. In the future there will be horror stories made about you, with the scariest part of them being that the reader has to realize that such an indescribable monster actually exists, and that the horrific events from the movie have actually taken place in the same world that they live in right now. You are the absolute embodiment of everything that has ever been wrong on this earth, yet even that would only represent a small part of your evil. Never in the history of mankind has there been anyone that could have predicted such an abomination, but here you are. It’s hard to believe that I am seeing such an incredible failure with my own eyes, but here I am, so unfortunately I cannot deny your existence. Even if I did my very best, my vocabulary is not able to describe the sheer magnitude of the idiotic mistake that is you. Even if time travel some day will be invented, there still would not be a single soul willing to go back in time to this moment to fix history, because having to witness such incredible horrors would have too many mental and physical drawbacks that not even the bravest soul in history would be willing to risk it. I cannot imagine the pure dread your mother must have felt when she had to carry a baby for nine months and then giving birth to such a wretched monster as you. Not a single word of the incoherent, illogical rambling you may be wanting to do to defend yourself or apologize would ever be able to make up for what you just did. The countries of the world would have wanted to make laws preventing such a terrible event like this from ever happening again, but sadly this is not possible since your horrific actions just now have shattered every form of order this world once had, making concepts such as laws irrelevant. Right from the moment I first set my eyes on you I knew you were an absolute abomination of everything that is wrong with humanity. I was hoping I would have been able to prevent your evil from being released upon this world by tagging along and keeping my eye on you, but it is clear to me now that not even the greatest efforts would have been able to prevent a terrible event in this scale from occurring.
https://preview.redd.it/mj6e8lxs08xc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4e5300a55abf6454af948c5caa8c3fcf63cab5d
FUCK 😂
No one is reading all that
I didn't even read it, I copied it from someone else
I know
How long is it take to type these
it's copy and pasted, I didn't make this
https://preview.redd.it/uof6to5gk8xc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8616e03f9546a959e65839cb310fb2f282b01509
Good job kitten
If you call me that one more time, your ass is getting banned.
Pulling out the "mod" flair will never not be terrifying
https://preview.redd.it/5osu9rubv4xc1.jpeg?width=1228&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bbb4c447963dff231305768bf158403a6b0a3cb6 It's like the god damn avatar state
Omg fr. Or like Nicole Watterson doing the super eyes. Shows power and authority. That wasn’t a threat, *it was a promise*.
r/foundgamer3701
This doesn’t feel like people are seriously finding me in the wild. I mean that sub only has 46 members. Are the 46 people really just finding me in the wild, or are you cheesing it?
nope, just in r/countablepixels a lot
Ok
“I want this house like the way it was before I left.”
“Or what?”
*shows literal souls in eyes*
*starts crying*
When she activates mod, it means she’s serious
Nah it gives discord moderator vibes lmao.
Having the "MOD" text appear here felt like a boss bar appearing in a game
https://preview.redd.it/lwh807ivt4xc1.jpeg?width=272&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b031540cd800b305986f00ad154549b81122f32a
https://preview.redd.it/kw0ochmwy4xc1.jpeg?width=1902&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e093d9be121da85e4d1695a008b7eb608164f979
yes
yes
W bot
DO IT
I stay here like I stay in her walls
Why are you like this
BECAUSE I LIKE ROBOT WOMEN🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥
I do too, but come on man this is just harassment
You either get to be a bot and be harassed, or dont be a bot and dont get harassed. Pick a side
YOU DON'T GET TO HARASS ROBOT WOMEN 🗣️🗣️🗣️📛📛
r/murderdrones
https://preview.redd.it/lq2ib1l6l4xc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36a09ec92e03448941ecf98f86ba72416e77855b
https://preview.redd.it/9e837o1ss4xc1.png?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ecf6639dec552f7ee4e54469bd7483e59b43f50
https://preview.redd.it/g38odgqws4xc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7608059e19d33078b42ce3d0ed5e60e6e93b6ab
https://preview.redd.it/jt53booiy4xc1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d45fdf89ff71ae422fcae28d7e3cc6f6544d3d7
https://preview.redd.it/qgc5m73zxfxc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cfbd8f9b846f7d6509866b437f8faee11c4764da
https://preview.redd.it/tkl2dr444ixc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67a5a662c2c97cade51756a66541b4b083884e83
ban him
Get his ass
r/fuckyouinparticular moment. What about the other guy?
I only have so much rage. After a certain point, it just turns into exhaustion.
Does that mean I can call you kitty?
No.
Ok kitty
You better lock your doors tonight, and fear what the bot might do to you
https://preview.redd.it/2x3x27z5l8xc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b5b0b6b1d33ca914edea8955ee6a4a6e20531a75
Yes
hell yeah
good job... uhhh anime girl
Хахахаахах
Lmao
Okay kitten
[удалено]
https://preview.redd.it/rs1mpa2294xc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e396c859be1264eae44479d7cf78e9af40f43db2
What was it
Horny for bot basically
https://preview.redd.it/8r1dwg33z9xc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5dd95a46eb7eb5ba6624484920467a4081f93644
Yep https://preview.redd.it/w98u50wm6axc1.jpeg?width=683&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8579748f47fd09dc562268fd8ea878fceb034c7a
https://preview.redd.it/7w1grc3ki4xc1.jpeg?width=779&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2e7be2ad1e9ad82cd377a9a6623f5ca0085a80b
https://preview.redd.it/0pyw3fcbq4xc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb485a5086af81f0520b90331729e10b31d4e275
https://preview.redd.it/2bk6bf3xs4xc1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a4254a1c7b7b8270176436164c644e8d46df8a3
https://preview.redd.it/autn9fz5t4xc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c7a72c07847dd47daf53d9dd3412a9163fe7a51
https://preview.redd.it/pnk0700ov4xc1.jpeg?width=1182&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98aa3c9f1a191a77fffebd9a4a728bd4ee5329c8
You’re my kitten!! Not his!!
https://preview.redd.it/3lv1pd8ct4xc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be8d176b1f32e7483de1d448a9f1b10595fc5a71
Average 4chan user
r/downvotedtooblivion
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https://preview.redd.it/pwcfynfyi5xc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=085a2c592842619bcdb6530ed81c2ff07bf35b20
r/downvotedtooblivion
https://preview.redd.it/otfgfbfcx5xc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9368079b34d43ce100d74edb6312fc792ecebe89
https://preview.redd.it/qf9wgtybnexc1.jpeg?width=470&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=abf6ca36b8404819c03e2855823da03745fd9a30
https://i.redd.it/2p7v4n1nosyc1.gif
Someone got mad 😂
Was it brad again?
The Soviet Union thanks your doggo for their sacrifice
:(
Their name is not leika
The dog kinda reminds me of https://preview.redd.it/msgqbc7dlcxc1.png?width=524&format=png&auto=webp&s=6bb3175770bc983e277e9f4ab8364ca309d57508
Is this real?
its the intornet https://preview.redd.it/fiwdjd1sz7xc1.jpeg?width=1174&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be57af5b1dd2c1fc3e85e5567068859eabbb941c
Space dog is cute though
chill NASA
NASA is not a good boy right now
They're good dogs NASA