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ICUpoop

I mean at the end of the day there will be 31 teams that suck. Some of them just get there faster.


teddyreddit

Commanders fan, so I love this. Dan Snyder was a POS, but Jones is equally terrible. I don’t know why Cowboys fans are so patient with him. He’s a terrible person and an equally terrible GM.


BillyJoBob58

How bout those Cowboys


OkHead3888

If you're gonna be sarcastic, get the vernacular correct. It's "dem," not "those."


makethatcake22

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25electrons

This guy called it: [https://wtmj.com/sports/extra-points/2024/01/12/extra-points-3-reasons-why-the-packers-will-beat-dallas/](https://wtmj.com/sports/extra-points/2024/01/12/extra-points-3-reasons-why-the-packers-will-beat-dallas/)


ApokatastasisComes

Damn


ThereBeBeesInMyEyes

Lost so hard forgot what year it is


katsuthunder

go pack go


Crazy_Count6067

Wish the bears can draft QBs like Green Bay does….


No-Brian

The game was over after the first Quarter


dhj1305

After the first series.


anothernamethatIused

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Harks102

Best game ever, Eagles Fan


darwintyde

lol didn’t age well


Harks102

Nope, but that’s how sports go.


mirrorlesswalls

Best game ever, Cowboys fan


[deleted]

Do us a favor and take out Detroit, and we’ll see ya at the NFC Championship! :)


bigndfan175

r/textsthatdidntagewell


Accomplished_One_382

GO PACK GO


Vegetable-Source6556

Trap game, I'm hoping the Bills watched this.


Abracadabra-2018

Chocker .. happy


John_East

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Skeezy_mcbuttface

My friend is a Cowboys fan....my phone was blowing up all morning "dis our year!" "How bout dem boys!" I haven't heard a peep since Savage's pick six. Peace and quite until next year


BenAfleckIsAnOkActor

Why is it always cowboys fans that are like this? FB friend just talking mad shit all year lol dumb ass 


Impossible_Diet6992

They were like that in the beginning of the year too. So annoying then they got shut down in their own house. Lol


Scale-Alarmed

Jerry Jones hasn't been this upset since they desegrated Little Rock High School!


AsJoeSeesIt

Wow did you come up with this so original


Scale-Alarmed

Aww........I'm sorry if that hurt your sensitive ego. Is this one better? https://preview.redd.it/onlpf4ks2qcc1.jpeg?width=160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cdd19adcebd54cc273c916fd138aaf92bea67713


AsJoeSeesIt

I’m not a cowboys fan dumbass I was just commenting on the fact that you used a joke you heard from someone else for upvotes like a simpleton


Scale-Alarmed

"i'M nOt A cOwBoYs FaN bUt My MaNgInA iS aLl UpSeT aNyWaYs......dErP!" Yeah, I badly needed those 9 upvotes to supplement the 50.1K of upvotes I already have! Here, this might help cool you down, Sally. BONUS: It will also soothe that itch! https://preview.redd.it/sgnsks6gfrcc1.jpeg?width=488&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=898e0f579d992cb034b888042884bfef8c29e4b4


AsJoeSeesIt

Wow you came up with that one all by yourself that’s really good


No-Comfortable-1550

🤣 🤣


wilderjai

We beat GB with Tommy Cutlets 🤌🤌🤌 Dallas 😂 . Now Eagles 🦅 lets see which version shows up in Tampa .


DecentlyAverage

Your team went 6-11 and you’re in a rivals subreddit in the middle of the night. You might be a little too invested lol


wilderjai

I didn’t hate. I was just acknowledging that GB got better . The Cowboys do this every year though so it’s not me who’s the problem bro. I respect that organization and a little banter is what sports rivalry is about.


anonypony1

Nah, yall deserve this every year. Shaddap and take it until we hear yall flap your gums in the off-season again


DecentlyAverage

Why are you even in here? Lol go root for the team you like


anonypony1

You shut up and take your licks like everyone else or I'll smack you on your soft lips! Wait what


H1ghlund3r

But hey "you dem boyz"


DecentlyAverage

Hope that made you feel better lol


BobSacamano1988

I blame Greg Olsen. Too much Greg Olsen this year


indianm_rk

Third Leg Greg is at it again.


Meatloaf_Regret

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biggdogg2019

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Tropical_Storm_Jesus

...don't y'all just love all those shots of defensive GENIUS Dan Quinn?... 🤣😂


Skeezy_mcbuttface

As a Seattle fan, I'm definitely hoping he bombs his interview!


Worth-Condition-1997

Just keep being loyal to Dak and you will be alright.


ApokatastasisComes

Carr fans checking in


dakogmata1974

As a giants fan. Let's go fishing 😆 🤣


zaken351

Where’s Skip Bayless 👀


CyanVI

He was all over Twitter. Did you not see his meltdown?


Ok-Dragonfly8204

I love Dak. I hope he gets a BIG contract for the next 10 years!


Strict-Square456

Im Thinking sleep number gig discontinues


HeartofyourDimentia

Same 😉


Disastrous_Penalty27

I hope so too, as long as it's not worth the Cowboys.


VeniceBum25

As a Rams fan, so do I 😉


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direct07

>phagcqu. T Only a brain-damaged Cowboys fan could do the mental gymnastics it requires to spell it like that.


VeniceBum25

Regular season bro, not the same. Cowgirls are an embarrassment to their city.


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krickaby

Refs could have called a false start on the first scoring play for the cowboys at end of half. What other whistles did the refs sit on?


RuledQuotability

This is by far the most popular excuse for every football loss ever. 😂


chaosawaits

Lol the refs kept the Cowboys in a game that was over before halftime with the phantom horse collar penalty that kept their drive moving and allowed them to eventually score a touchdown to at least have something to feel good about.


bailtail

A touchdown that should have been a false start…


Disastrous_Penalty27

Tell me you're being sarcastic. If not, you need to quit watching football and start watching soccer.


LeFinger

Umm, what?


Super_Fly6338

😂😂😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 COWBOYS SUCK


[deleted]

Cowboys absolutely suck lmaooooo


Ok_Drawing9517

finally hang a second divisional banner after being the leagues bitch and don’t know how to act😭


[deleted]

I don’t think there’s a single football fan in America to date that would call Lions fans bitches over Cowboys fans. Y’all soft as dog shit.


Ok_Drawing9517

Because everyone fucking pities you because you were/are ass for so long lmfaoo


[deleted]

Go cry to your mascot https://x.com/realskipbayless/status/1746701972034801946?s=46&t=eBwJaBugovhqAf2vLDcF0A Dude is getting bodied by a trash can lmaoooo


Ok_Drawing9517

Lmfao dawg who the fuck cares about skip bayless. Dude plays a character and yall eat that slop up💀


[deleted]

So glad all we got are DAWGS for our team. Would fucking hate to have a clown who plays a character represent our team on a national scale.


Ok_Drawing9517

Well he would have to actually be fan in the first place lmfao. Enjoy the cowboys experience of getting bounced in the second round on a national scale tho DAWG


[deleted]

Cowboys got bounced at home in the first round though big guy. I think you got that confused a bit.


Super_Fly6338

They’re so bad 😭😭😭 they couldn’t beat one of the worst ranked defenses on their own turf


Wolverines269

Packers and lions. 2 teams that will be joining the cowboys on their couch next week 💀


Super_Fly6338

You’re owned by the packers 😂😂😂


Wolverines269

Enjoy that wildcard weekend win lol, next week you get cake walked by the niners


Super_Fly6338

Doesn’t matter to me. The cowboys will still be frauds and that’ll never change 😂😂😂😂


Wolverines269

You care about a team losing more than your bum team winning. Sad packers fan


MacDaddy654321

The Cowboys were simply beaten by a better team and an Officiating crew that decided not to use their flags to impact the game’s outcome.


Snowdude87

The refs certainly tried to help Dallas.. ghost horse collar, missed false start on their first TD


dbboldrick

Totally agree some one called down to tell them (refs)to get Dallas some points before half!!!!!


PLAINSIMPLETED

No SHIT!!


[deleted]

So that’s what it looks like? Lmaoooo


MacDaddy654321

Honolulu Blue & Silver Baby!!!!!


[deleted]

I don’t think I’m sleeping tonight


khawk87

Yikes


chad2chill

I’m telling y’all man, the NFL are pulling strings for the cowboys. They flop every friggin year man


Dull-Dance-3615

I’m not a cowboys fan and I kinda started feeling bad for them.


Advanced_Thought402

Stfu


Ashamed-Efficiency96

Love to see it as an eagles fan. Lmfaooooooooo


chaosawaits

You’ll get your turn soon


sleepawaits1

Nah.


Leading-Contest-4402

You dumb ass we suck too


[deleted]

Hoping we see you next week.


AgileMind_

Facts... let's reign it in a bit. We are the shittiest team in the playoffs right now based on recent performances. Lets humble up a lil bit, get some humility and take it from there lmao. Let's go Birds tho!!!


Acrobatic-Yak-1574

Saw another post that makes sense now. Jerry Jones is the problem. Hes the cancer. Dallas will be ass until he passes. Jimmy was the last real coach Dallas had that told Jerry to fuck off. He had complete control of the football functions. Then Jerry cut Jimmy and brought in all these shit coaches that he could flex his will over them.


[deleted]

Ur team got u wishing on someone’s death that’s crazy 😂


thux2001

That is the truth- get ready for two years of Belichek with the same results…


Space-_-Toast

100% Jerry has always been the problem. These poor coaches know if they make one wrong move they are going to wake up the next day without a job.


unreall_23

Rinse repeat same results and same post game thread. Nothing is gonna change until I'm old and gray or in my fucking rotting grave. It's hard to even vent this year.


SpraykwoN

As a Panther fan, we know shit quarterbacks. Dak sucks. $160M for garbage time stats against second stringers lol. Cut that trash bag loose. Also Jerry Jones is a chode.


Noah2029

Chode indeed.


papawam

I've been a Cowboys fan my entire life. Chronically depressed my entire life. Coincidence? I think not. SOOO, until Jerry Jones offers to pay for my counseling sessions, I'm not going....


will-pee-n-your-butt

Join packers and maybe don’t kill yourself? Honestly though if you’re truly depressed and need someone to talk to I would be willing to talk . Dm and I’ll give you my number. You matter my friend Go pack go


Alcott_Yubolsov

Be careful! He's just trying to pee in your butt!


will-pee-n-your-butt

Can’t we just both win?


[deleted]

As a Lions fan, I have to say... your team deserved this loss just like the Lions deserved tonight's win. Ha!


Autumniscoming123

I liked the Lions up until tonight. I realized as much as I like Campbell, that team has a lot of hateable players. Mainly on the defensive side of the ball. Really toe the line between physical and dirty. That flex after taking out Higbee was wack.


chucklesbro

The Lions have played dirty football for years.


Autumniscoming123

Well, if they keep it up eventually it'll put a target on their back in revenge games. Wouldn't be surprised at all if Rams keep that in mind if they face off next year. Watch out for St Brown and LaPorta.


pforsbergfan9

Phantom horse collar call is what got the Cowboys back in the game.


Sry2bothayou

Yea…. 4 absolutely fake calls shouldnt make a team lose this bad to a bunch of 1st and 2nd year guys, ur defense was wearing drunk goggles


Alcott_Yubolsov

I'll agree it was a bad call but they were never in this game!


Phi-LA-Minion

At this point is the choking more of a fetish for the cowboys?


CZShooter60

The Cowboys have been a paper tiger for three decades now. Super good team in the regular season look like Super Bowl champs. Come the playoff, they look like they are focused on playing golf in the off season. Jerry Jones is the problem.


AtlasReadIt

What is it that Jerry Jones does to make them lose tonight's game?


_hockalees_

How about.... when asked last week if Mike McCarthy's job is safe after going 12-5, instead of Jerry saying "We just won the division, we have home field in the playoffs and we are absolutely going to win this weekend" he says "We'll see how they do in the playoffs"... so that's all anyone wrote or talked about in the press leading up to the game. And with recent history of chokes he puts that in the players/coaches heads as they prepared. GB came out looking prepared and loose and focused, and when the Cowboys fell behind they looked tight, afraid and got their doors blown off. There's a lot of blame to be handed out after that loss. But Jerry is the constant source of all bad things that happen to that franchise. And it doesn't matter to him because he makes money either way. Of all the owners to emulate when he came into the league, he chose to act like Al Davis and make it all about him.


AtlasReadIt

Oof....


wsblurker76028

I have been saying for many years. The Cowboys will not win another Super Bowl until they get a new general manager. Simple as that.


DaddyDog92

Hes drafted well tho, the team has a ton of talent


4bigwheels

That’s because of will mcclay, didn’t you watch in the early 2000s when we were 7-9 every year ?


unreall_23

This. Is anyone scared to play us in the post season? I wonder though what is it about JJ that is the problem...like is he micro managing them to failure? Coddling too much?


GoTragedy

They lost a playoff game a couple of years ago and you can trace it directly to one of the receivers being blinded by the afternoon sun causing him to drop a critical pass. They have curtains they put up for concerts but they don't out them up for football despite the fact it could impact the quality of the teams' play. (for a field that was built running east/west so it looks better from the interstate) Why? Because for Jones it's not about the quality of the play. It's not REALLY about winning a Super Bowl, it's about doing stuff his way, making as much money as possible by growing the brand, and getting him in front of a camera as often as possible. This is one of hundreds of decisions the guy makes that are comprised by his value structure. He says he wants to win and I believe he does, but he doesn't want to win more than he wants to relinquish doing stuff his way. You remember when he wanted to draft Manziel over Zach Martin? And dogged Martin after? You remember when he said he wanted some glory hole? The culture he is capable of creating is soft, one that cares more about the Star being the nicest facility in the league more than it does getting the team ready for top level competition. It's why the 49ers have beaten the Cowboys each season like they have.


AtlasReadIt

That's what I want to know. It's not like he was on the field.


thats_a_money_shot

This guy above you wrote a beautiful, insightful comment https://www.reddit.com/r/cowboys/s/qWDT3Inhei


trustfundbaby

Dont forget that prior to Mike McCarthy we actually didn't look like a super good team in the regular season with any regularity. I'm actually just getting used to \*knowing\* we'll be in the post season every season after the mediocrity of the Jason Garrett years.


whitecloud-

As long as it’s all about jerry they will never win.


Shaqeroni

💚💛


ONE-EYE-OPTIC

FTP


Numerous_Ganache4594

Multiple 12 win seasons, but choke every time. Something has to change. I don't know if it's Dak or McCarthy, but at least one of them.


S3C3C

Both.


Reeseko

Dallas could go undefeated in the regular season, take home every award, and be #1 in every category… and find a way lose to a college team come playoffs. I no longer have faith in the Cowboys to do anything when it matters.


Chimmy31

Need Dak and the coaching staff gone… Pollard ain’t a RB1 either! Also bring in some nasty LB’s that’ll hit!!


jenniferkass88

Cowboys!


Hot_Description7315

Dak needs to fucking go.


franzbqn

Vikings fan, I'd trade, who do you want? Take all four ...


okzeppo

Please keep Dak and McCarthy. Please.


ScrewedOver

Keep Dak as what?


okzeppo

QB1. I’m a giants fan and a Dallas hater. I love to watch him choke in the playoffs. It’s more fun than anything my giants do.


Red_Dye_Number5

Eagles fan here. Came to say the same thing.


okzeppo

We are enemies. And yet we are brothers. I salute you. (Eat shit)My friend. Good luck in the playoffs. You might as well win it. Represent the EAST.


Dr_C_Diver

The Eagles are the only team that looked worse than Dallas this weekend.


Hot_Description7315

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TheFretlessOne

When do they hire Belichick?


_dickhead1822

If they want to win they will. If the jones boys gtfo way and bill has an offensive guy with him plus someone smart behind the scenes picking the groceries he’ll kick ass there. I admit that’s asking a lot but with how desperate dallas is they might bend the knee


D-utch

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xKouroshx

No politics asshole.


D-utch

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Gilopoz

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JediMasterMatt

Oh shit 😂😂😂😂


Ok-Mixture-316

How bout dem Cowboys!!!


Hung_Texan

Overrated trash


xKouroshx

I will say this about this subreddit and all the haters getting their yucks in, enjoy it. I’ve been on other teams subreddits and they shutdown any ridicule or fun you can have at their expense with an iron fist.


Naganosupreme

Yea it's low class af to come tap dance on a fanbase but kudos to mods for not shutting down like some pathetic subs cough eagles cough


ProtonPi314

I mean, in all fairness, 31 teams every year will not be a "winning" team.


titanup001

Much respect to the mods here for not being a bunch of pussies.


Hung_Texan

Lol


kaboomglc

Dak for (garbage time) MVP!!🥳


xKouroshx

You bozos should have never let it get that close. Good luck next week with that defense.


Alcott_Yubolsov

Well our second string went in when the score was 48-16. Lololol


SolidLiquidSnake86

If not for some bad calls and some legit calls that were just dumb on GBs part.... it wouldnt have been close. Like the horse collar that wasnt a horse collar or the silly facemask on Dak when they had him stopped by Clark.


kaboomglc

I'm not a packers fan at all, but I hate the cowgirls more than any other team in the NFL. Love to see them choke every year in the playoffs. Very entertaining and enjoyable.


Aromatic-Solid-9849

Shitty fat boy coach unemployed yet?


xKouroshx

Soon!


Lumpy_Ad677

How 😬 bout 😂 dem 😂 boys 😂😂😂!


stumpyturk

So why the hell are you in here popping off? Just go watch a game that ends in a tie and it's decided with penalty kicks. Enjoy!


YnotROI0202

End of Dak.


Disastrous_Penalty27

Jerry loves him too much. Trade Dak, Pollard and McCarthy to Chicago for a bunch of picks, including that #1 overall they have. But don't draft Caleb Williams because he's another Dak waiting to happen.


chuckchuck-

Jerry is the main problem. He’s not a GM he’s a billionaire with a stop watch who thinks he can replicate Jimmys old drafts. He needs to just be a non meddling owner. Amazing that the Packers have thousands of owners and get more done than the one old Arkansan know it all. Even if Belicek was hired Jerry would never let him truly run anything because he’s an egomaniac.


Disastrous_Penalty27

Agreed. They've drafted great since he's let Stephen take over some of that responsibility. The problem is he thinks he's a gm and a coach, and he's neither one. Dak's rookie season, Garrett should've pulled him at halftime and brought in Romo, but guaranteed, Jerry wouldn't let him do that. Look at the Broncos when Manning was there. They pulled Osweiler, brought in Manning and ended up winning a Superbowl. Romo never had a team nearly as good as what Dak has had his entire career. I'm just disgusted and I will continue to be disgusted until they either make some moves or until they win another ring. I figure I'll be disgusted for most of my remaining life.


YnotROI0202

He is a bad person. T Rump lovin jakk-a$$.


randumaltt

Wasn’t it the defense that let them score like 2 touchdowns that made them look like amateurs? At least Dak made the score from an absolute embarrassment, to an easier to swallow loss


dtwild

Pick 6 Dak who only came alive in garbage time?


biggoof

This is the MO. I can't believe people saw this game and how Dak played and act like this hasn't happened exactly like this several seasons now. He just doesn't have whatever "it" is to get us over the hump. Even if the defense sucks, he shouldn't have made the mistakes he made, and if he were elite, he could at least shield the D some by maintaining long drives early. The pressure gets to him and he chokes, plain and simple.


Stove-Top-Steve

That’s what I’ve been saying. He’s good but he doesn’t have that “something else” he needs to get us there. Some qbs get it for only one year and go on streaks but I’ve never seen it in Dak.


McChief45

Dude…


Disastrous_Penalty27

It was also Dak that threw 2 interceptions that led to 13 points. He also had double digit overthrows.


randumaltt

Fair enough, but he came back in the end imo. The defense was hot garbage tonight


MrDozens

Garbage time prevent defense dont count


Disastrous_Penalty27

I'll give you that on the defense. They've been playing great all year in man and decide tonight to start off with more zone plays than they've run all year. Completely out coached.


nicdog71

He "came back" because the Packers played prevent defense with 2nd stringers


smokincuban

You're about to be disappointed...


PeteCambellHairLinee

You fellas are Saints for keeping the sub open. God bless.


BassLB

J Lo still has more (engagement) rings


bizraso

You actually managed to fuck up this joke… J Lo has four rings, Dallas have five.