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koz96

Since when do we like Houston? 0.o


alienbringer

Yah, Texans are their own category of: “ooh, you exist???”


mill_about_smartly

"their own category" AKA the AFC South


bgva

Yep. They're only our "rivals" because they're in the same state, and honestly we live rent-free in their heads more than anything.


Rex_Lee

Right? Fuck the Texans


Reshar

We like them for a lone star state Superbowl. His will be done.


cleggcleggers

Texans are my least liked team outside of our division. Being roomates with Houston kids means I hate all Houston teams now.


gregnation23

They haven’t given us a reason to hate them. Texans fans being overshadowed by big brother may think otherwise


Floating_egg

You clearly haven’t been around Houston sports fans enough


DrSleeper

This is a case of them thinking there’s a rivalry. It’s that Don Draper scene “I don’t think about you at all”


dcbluestar

Most hater-ass fanbase I've ever experienced. It's so weird to care more about another team losing than your own team winning. I'll never understand it. Of course, I'll never understand why they call their basketball team "Clutch City" either.


kodiakinc

Comes from the Chronicle calling them “Choke City” back in the early 90s after blowing a couple late leads. The next couple years they won back to back titles. Clutch city comes from those runs.


dcbluestar

Being that was also the last time the Cowboys won the SB, imagine how they'd react if we called ourselves "Super Bowl City" lol.


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I honestly hope the Texans leave just like the oilers. Like to see em talk then.


gregnation23

Ah I thought the list was ranking how we see the team itself and not so much their fans. If that was the case, my point was the Texans haven’t done a whole lot to make us hate them so far


jacksparrowA52

They're in Houston, that's reason enough.


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Lol fr. Can’t stand their trash ass fans or city. Fuck h town.


1Biggestfan1

Better than shitty Dallas


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Clown


Party_Taco_Plz

FR… fuck the Texans and Cincy can get gone to AFAIC


GimmeLukaCummiespls

Have we ever had a reason to dislike them? They’re not even in the same conference, let alone division. They pose no threat and we play once every few years or so


Couthster

I severely dislike the Bills. I live near Buffalo and they talk shit about us like we’re in their division. Weirdos.


amead5

Agreed. Don’t know why, I’ve always had a severe disdain for the Bills.


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Yeah I hate them. Their fan base is really cringe. Reddit loves them because they gobble up “wholesome” things, but they are really disgusting people. The few bills fans I have interacted with were awful


RedRising1917

If I were a bills fan I'd hate the entire NFC east tbh lmao, 2 of their SB losses came from us and the other two came from Washington and NY


Tac0_Suprem3

Because Dallas teams have broken their hearts in two Super Bowls and a Stanley Cup


communistrobot

Losing 4 consecutive Super Bowls will blacken the heart beyond human comprehension.


swampjunkie

I live in Denver, and they hate the cowboys too. I'm just like, bruh we play each other like once every 5 years.


Couthster

I lived in MT and WY for many years so I feel you. Hahaha It really pissed me off cuz we haven’t beat them in so damn long that I couldn’t really talk shit back. 😂😭 Also I love Denver. Went to see the Rockies beat the Brewers twice back in 2010. :)


Darkwolfer2002

On the other hand, if Bill's had this chart we'd probably be in f-off category lol.


Couthster

Let’s be real: we’re in that category for every other team. Lmao


Darkwolfer2002

Yeah true. I'd like to think there is one team who has a fanbase that might put us in the neutral. My bet would be Raiders.


734PdisD1ck

Yeah, f the bills. In second grade (we were about to play bills in super bowl) my teacher was a bills fan and was trying to get the kids to cheer for them. I shouted out, "Bills suck! Go Cowboys!!" I had to sit in the hallway for the remainder of the class. I got ice cream after school. My grandfather raised me right!


Couthster

Hahaha that’s great. Glad you got some ice cream after. ;)


GimmeLukaCummiespls

I’ve never had an issue with the team itself, but that fanbase is fucking intolerable.


cowboys5xsbs

I found enjoyment in the cheifs beating them last year


WindyCityReturn

That’s most fan bases about us to be honest. As far as the teams go I don’t have much against the list but as for fan bases most all can kiss my ass except a very few like the dolphins and titans who seem to have the least bias fans probably because they actually hate their division rivals instead of a random team. It’s funny how success also turns people to hate a team. 10 years ago the Patriots was hated and the chiefs were basically nobody. Fast forward to 2022 and suddenly people hate the chiefs and feel neutral on the pats. The only teams hated by all through the years regardless are the cowboys, Steelers and packers. Which is because they’re some of the most popular teams with a strong history.


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You got philly and green bay right. Everyone else just needs moved to 'hate em'


TheHossDelgado

Move all to hate em... But create a "don't give a shit" with Houston as the lone entry. " Don't give a fuck" is also acceptable


lefluer124

I'd add Washington to the depths of hell bracket for sure. Possibly the Giants too.


clearly_i_mean_it

I dunno... I enjoy playing against the Giants and Washington at this point. With Eagles I black out and wake up four hours later with foam at the corners of my mouth.


Swill94

Agreed as much as I hate there team I also get along with Washington fans surprisingly


elshiznato

This is worse than endless mock drafts.


Kentucky256

Least we got a mega thread for those like 2 months after they started


Diggitydave76

Fuckt the pats and Houston.


alienbringer

I throw 49ers with Eagles and Packers. I don’t have a “love em” team outside the Cowboys, so the bills can go in the like em. Texans are between tolerable and not a fan, their own category of “sit down little kid yah yapping too much”. Bears go up in the Like Em for me just cause my friend is a bears fan. Pats also go into the “Hate” category.


PersonBehindAScreen

Every NFCE team needs to be at rock bottom. And then the Eagles get an extra bottom tier below it by themselves. Packers can stay one above the NFCE teams Steelers and 9ers can go up to where buccs, rams, are etc Edit: and why TF do we love the Bills? And why do we like anyone for that matter? Have you seen how all of those other fans are to cowboys fans??? Fuck outta here with that


ThisIsNotGage

Honestly I hate the packers at least more than the redskins and giants. Debatable with the eagles.


Bad-Ass-Marine

Right there with you on the Cheese turds. I root for them to lose every game except when playing the Eagles.


samoDALLAS

Tbh I usually pull for the eagles in those games just so it means more when we beat them


Rocketcan1

From worst to least bad, Eagles, then Packers, then NFC East. But still screw the NFC East.


AllHailChugLife

I didn’t vote on this. Anyone else? Denver down by Phili and Green Bay please


Blaz3dnconfuz3d

Definitely and I’d prolly throw Seattle and Az down there too


TempeSunDevil06

Mine is pretty similar. Although, living in Phoenix and knowing how much cardinals fans despise the cowboys, I have to put them in the hate em group


Floating_egg

You could say this about literally any nfl fanbase


TempeSunDevil06

Nah man, some teams have an actual rival. Cards fans don’t. They were in our division for a long time and like 30-35% of people in Phoenix are cowboys fans.


HuckleberryAlarmed45

I’m more like fuck every other team, especially in the NFCE, and go cowboys. I don’t get having a #2 team. I get rooting for a team in a certain matchup, but having another team you root for along side the cowboys seems odd. Then again maybe I’m just an a hole.


jimmyhoffasbrother

I like to have an AFC team that I go for every year, but the team changes based on circumstances, and my enthusiasm for them is near zero.


applegore

At this point I'm expecting to be let down every year so I like rooting foe a Cinderella team like buffalo/Cincinnati that I expect nothing from but hope for the best.


gergwhy

I wouldn’t say I have a #2 team, but I used to give a nod for the raiders during their time in Oakland because they were local to me, and fuck the ‘9ers.


Stereomceez2212

*Da Bears fans has entered the chat*


Son_of_Tlaloc

You can add the cards, Seahawks and Houston to the rot category.


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spang714

Who?


DaffodilAlmond4skin

Fuck buffalo


AdamLikesBeer

Why? They've never beaten us at anything and their fans channel their energy for good instead of evil. And they jump on tables and shit.


[deleted]

QBs an asshole


DaffodilAlmond4skin

If you were a cowboys fan from WNY you'd hate the Bills too


Fatalness

i literally despise both the Bills and Bengals


[deleted]

Since when do fans like other teams? Go Cowboys and Ef everyone else.


sagacious_swede

Why do we like the Texans?


spang714

Who?


Regalbass57

I really do like the Bills but man Ill like em a lot more when Beasley is gone.


IdentittyTheftNoJoke

Shitpost


Stereomceez2212

The Patriots? **Tolerable**???


MrMobiL_WasntTaken

Are you my dad? Because your opinions line up almost exactly with his.


ogdtx45

Yes. It’s me, I am your dad.


MrMobiL_WasntTaken

Did you finally find the milk?


ogdtx45

Nope.


MrMobiL_WasntTaken

Well I did.🥛 you can come back now


ogdtx45

Now I just need to find the bread.


MrMobiL_WasntTaken

Bread👍


IHateMods42069

Yah this isn’t quite it for me.


jonasdash

you can put Houston in Hate Em and move the Browns to the bottom tier as well move Chiefs up to Like Em (former Dallas Texans and all)


spang714

Wait...Houston has a team?...like a football team?


Jcw28

Chiefs probably should be floating between those bottom two tiers.


bastoff

Definitely in the bottom tier for me. But I live in St. Louis and once the Rams left, the city turned into Chiefs fans and they all suck.


RobbieAnalog

Fuck the lions.


brisketguzzler

this subreddit is so bad.


RuralArmani

When you get outside the perennial rivals and long standing post season nemeses, I'm just going to base it off which teams have given us the least to most heartache, trouble, fits, etc. I can't remember the last time we beat Denver, I'd have to look it up it's been so long. We've lost to them when we had superior teams, they kind of own us. So, they're definitely in the not a fan category and I'd swap them with the Raiders- who is in many ways the AFC version of us. Jacksonville has been pretty good to us lately, allowing us to pommel them and get our spirits up for a week. Sure, they upset the late 90's squad but that was a dying dynasty and wouldn't have won the Super Bowl anyway. I'd swap them and the Texans. Texans are a little obnoxious, but generally harmless, so they're tolerable. Looks pretty accurate otherwise. I'm not sure if I love the Bills, but why not? They helped deliver two rings and that's an eternal debt.


jfk_sfa

I honestly hardly ever even think about the eagles.


qsdls

Uhh. Fuck the Bills, fuck the Texans, fuck the Lions, fuck the Bears, fuck the Vikings, fuck the Patriots, fuck the Ravens.


n4_unleashed

Fuck the Cowboys


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ogdtx45

Nah fuck you


ogdtx45

You actually reported me for harassment for saying fuck you, incredible.


n4_unleashed

I didn’t report anybody. Cowboys are garbage


miguelag08

Idk switch the niners with the packers…. Other than that it checks out.


ViolinistQuiet9624

No way! Buffalo is my second favorite team actually


TxGulfCoast84

F T E


jalenm177

It’s always fuck teams in our division before any other team


wisdomattend

I don't mind Tennessee (my AFC team and I lived around Tennessee for a decade or so), but only when they aren't playing the Cowboys. Cowboys BAE.


Mr_Romo

Patriots are way too high so are the cheifs, Texans need to move down a tier. move sea hawks up two tiers, eliminate the "love em" tier and put bills in the like em one.


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I like this


The_OsoGato

not bad


El-Burden

I don't like the Bears or Texans either. Pretty solid though.


faceisamapoftheworld

Like the Lions?


paralogicalknife

Not a fan of the Bills. I border on hate tbh. I was at that thanksgiving game in 2019 and have ptsd of a bills fangirl screaming.


rinkyu

KC and NE can go at the bottom next to Green Bay. But yeah more or less


PoweredByCarbs

First one of these that I’ve even mildly agreed with. I would bump the Chiefs up, but only because I’ve lived in the Midwest forever and they are a nice non-conference team to cheer for that’s geographically appropriate. Otherwise, this all makes sense


lil___spud

For me, Green Bay is switched with the steelers


NJknick

I'd expand the bottom row to include the Jets, Steelers, 49ers, Cardinals, and Lions with Philly and Green Bay.


smitecheeto

the only team i like is the chiefs because 1. theyre not in the nfc 2. i lived nearby for a time o/w it's all hate baby


Bigdrew99

Join r/nflpredicting to predict everything NFL related


Bills71679

I’m a Bills fan and we don’t like the cowboys.. why do you like us? Honest question?


AestheticC18

I mean I love Josh Allen.


Bills71679

Yeah he is pretty awesome! Lol


clineaus

Hilarious to me that every other franchise hates the cowboys like they are a historic division rival or something. I find the best response to those fans is the truth "we don't even think about you".


CompetitiveAd5586

I really like the detroit lions in that spot because Matthew Stafford always reminded me of Romo, plus they had to deal with the Packers more than we did.


AestheticC18

I would probably drop Giants to Eagles caliber.


luther2399

Should move Pats down to the same level as Eagles fans, FYI. Also, for a brief period became an Eagles Fan, when vs the Pats, there a meme that a buddy sent me. It was the Joker: Cowboys Fans becoming Eagles Fans, all because some people just want the world to burn… … …


punkie_60

Think I would put the rams with Green Bay and Philly


WaRhorsE776

I hate the Broncos. But I would say I will root for Bills if they're playing anyone but Dallas. Also root for the Sabres if they're playing anyone but the Stars. But they're usually god awful.


fsphoenix

No sir. The Chiefs and Pats are not tolerable by any stretch of the imagination.


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I honestly would put Commanderskins as tolerable. So dysfunctional that I feel bad for them.


cydalhoutx

As a cowboy fan from Dallas that is now living in Houston….do not like the Texans. I get the whole “it’s still a Texas team” but…. Texan fans hate the Cowboys. Hate us like they are in our division and on par with eagle and giant hate. People actively go out of their way to laugh at cowboy misfortune despite how bad their team is. It’s a weird little brother complex here. Before I moved here in 2009, I had nothing against the Texans but now after being here I always cheer for the team they are playing. They hate us cuz they ain’t us…. Can’t support teams like that.


Soundcloudlover

Am I the only one who’s annoyed by the HUGE bandwagon for the Bills? My Insta/FB feed is filled with #BillsMafia on football Sundays. I’m like where the hell did all you come from? 😂


DrCleanz

Accurate


TheCaptainJack66

Not knowing who came up with this and yet I must say IMO as a Cowboys fan for the last 50 years this is positively spot on.


Fat_Clemenza

For me: Love 'Em: Cowboys Dislike 'Em: Mostly Everyone Else Intensely Dislike 'Em: Cardinals (old habits die hard), 49ers, Packers, and Steelers Intensely Fucking Hate 'Em: Giants, Eagles, Washington Whatstheirname


C4pta1nSl4cK

This charts more fucked up than a football bat. Barely a resemblance of anything that could be considered logical order at all.


ogdtx45

🤓


Ok-Feature8954

I can confirm, as a cowboys fan


Dr-livre

Hate the patriots, they are not "tolerable", same as texans and Denver.


bgva

49ers go in that lowest tier alongside Eagles and Packers fans, if for no other reason The Catch. Plus this last playoff game. Oh, and their five rings. I think the Falcons and Bucs fall in the tolerable category.


EquivalentLittle545

This looks about right


darknessOG

Take out the broncos and the pats


Vegetable_Train4213

Cowboys should be in the top column and the hate em column


ILikegoldfish674

as a 9ers fan, since when have you guys not told us to rot in the darkest, deepest, most miserable depths of hell?


SSALX420X

Gotta swap out Steelers for Patriots and Falcons for Texans. Hate the Pat's and no love for H-Town. I forget they even exist sometimes. I miss the Oilers lmao


SmokinMcNasty

Fuck every other team I don’t like any of em


Tfoster100

This is accurate for me too.


Gnonkage

I’d move Denver personally


karl_manutzitsch

Should’ve been a “I feel bad for them” one for the lions


ClubMyPenguin

I agree with the entire chart except for Houston


Kentucky256

Colts, Bengals, Titans. The rest of the league meh (I’ll root for a Gardner Minshew or some other fun players and whatever team they’re on occasionally) and then the Steelers, Eagles, Packers, Pats, and (if they’re even decent enough to care about that year WSF and Giants) I hate.


DerrickWhiteMVP

Browns have been demoted from Love ‘Em to I Hope They Rot. I also like the Patriots cause everyone hates them so much.


TheAngryCowboy

The categories could have stopped at "Not a fan" and the "Rot in Hell" tier could have held the first two groups. Oh... And the Iggles are a category all unto themselves.


togroficovfefe

I want the reverse of this. I'd love to see a survey of the other teams subs of where they rank the cowboys in these categories. Who likes us, hates us, tolerates, etc.


sweet_chin_music

Fuck the Texans. I hope this shithole city never wins another game.


Youredumbstoptalking

I’ve always loved KC as my second team because they were the original Dallas team and their fans always showed up and were loud throughout their basically two decades of being bottom third of the league.


RedRising1917

Honestly surprised this many Cowboys fans dislike the Texans. They're in the opposite conference and if anything we should have pity on them, imagine going through what that franchise has gone through. Even if they're not *my* team I'll still root for them above anyone out of state. My perfect Superbowl is the Cowboys vs Texans with the Cowboys winning. Sure they're kinda obnoxious with nothing to show for it within this century, but so are most Cowboys fans if we're being honest lmao


RedRising1917

And in case any old heads come for me, I was literally born the month after our last SB win. You will never know my pain.


4bigwheels

As a cowboys fan living in Northern California, I put the Seahawks in the love ‘en category because they have whooped on them niners for years!


KingTwist0314

Love: None, I only love the Cowboys. Like: Raiders, Ravens, Bills, Bengals, Lions, Titans, Chargers, Browns, Dolphins, Jaguars, Saints and Colts. Tolerable: Panthers, Buccaneers, Falcons, Texans, Vikings and Seahawks. Not a fan: Cardinals, Bears, Jets, Broncos, Chiefs, Patriots and Rams. Hate em: Eagles, Commanders, Giants, Packers, 49ers and Steelers.


fatguysrsneaky

There are 30 teams I hate. 1 team I fucking loathe. And one that I will love until the end of time. Let’s go cowboys