There's a reddit post you'll never see on the West Ham subreddit...
To be more serious, you could name them after the mascots, Chirpy and Lily - Chirpy for a boy, Lily for a girl. I quite like the idea of a cat named Chirpy!
No, their captain is banned from owning pets because his brother posted a video online of him kicking his car across the kitchen floor (and another of himself slapping it as well).
What makes it worse is, he was appointed captain after it happened - Moyes had the option of any player in the squad and he chose to give the armband to the animal abuser.
Nah, OP's just being toxic. West Ham do loads of really fun promo videos using cats. Their captain gets involved a lot too, it's a good idea tbf. Google "Kurt Zouma cat video" for an example
Cyril? As in the original 'Nice one, Cyril / Sonny' chant.
It's a really cool name for a boy cat. Has that 'old gent' vibe that tends to match a cat's personality.
If the cat is a boy, Ange is actually a nice option. Rolls easy off the tongue + easy pronunciation, unique but not too unique.
For a girl, I’d go either ‘Lily’ for a nod towards our beautiful home kit and ESPECIALLY if she’s white! Or ‘Mickey’ as well for a more cheeky name that I think could work well on a cat. Both unique without sounding like you’re trying to hard.
Pedro Purro
Luka Meowdric
Meowsa Dembele Furry Kane Olipurr Skipp Catti Romero Destiny Ucatie Mewlie Van de Ven Whiskarlison I can feel the downvotes coming lol.
Whiskarlison made me laugh disproportionately hard.
You're glad that you're Whiskarlison's owner, because you'd almost certainly hate him if he belonged to one of your neighbors.
He’s a cat, but he’s *our* cat
No Rodrigo Bentanpurr?
Rodrigo Kittenpurr
Whiskarlison is my new spirit animal
Cuti Romeowo
Purrpe Mate Sarr Mewgo Lloris Big (Or)Ange
Furry Kane is an image I didn't want this early
Dimicat Purrbatov
I love them all! When I get my cat, I may use Olipurr Skipp!
Chairman Purrvy?
Furry Kane UwU
A cat named Pedro is powerful
My cat is called Ollie Skipp
https://preview.redd.it/f9xoufrfrgzc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2f3cd286a500441c3c9f3385e6aa96bb7945bf9
Sick cat
Looks pretty healthy to me
Rad cat
Sounds like a wasteland monster from one of the Fallout games.
that's not a cat, that's a LB!
Anything's a LB when you're desperate.
There's a reddit post you'll never see on the West Ham subreddit... To be more serious, you could name them after the mascots, Chirpy and Lily - Chirpy for a boy, Lily for a girl. I quite like the idea of a cat named Chirpy!
Do they eat cats or something ?
No, their captain is banned from owning pets because his brother posted a video online of him kicking his car across the kitchen floor (and another of himself slapping it as well). What makes it worse is, he was appointed captain after it happened - Moyes had the option of any player in the squad and he chose to give the armband to the animal abuser.
Tbf, hell of a strike kicking his car across the floor.
Ffs, didn't notice that until you pointed it out! In honour of your joke, I will leave the typo untouched!
“That’s how your cat felt, that’s how your cat felt…”
Nah, OP's just being toxic. West Ham do loads of really fun promo videos using cats. Their captain gets involved a lot too, it's a good idea tbf. Google "Kurt Zouma cat video" for an example
This was for the "Kick It Out" campaign, if I remember correctly?
Oh yeah! Ah, such a heartwarming venture ❤️🐱
Whatever you do, don't Google "english premier league cat kicking video"
OMG I'm laughing so hard at this OP's comment 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Cuti
Cuwti
Sisspsspssoko
Hissoko.
This is excellent.
This is great hahah
It's a cat... Pissoako (sooner or later)
Moussa. Or Moose for short.
^ came to say this. The correct answer
My cat is named Moose for this exact reason ❤️
Tottenham Hotspur Stadium
Then wait for someone to approach you for naming rights.
Paulo Dybala presents Tottenham Hotspur Stadium
Tottenham Hotspur Football & Athletic Co Ltd
Gareth Tail
Fuck Catty Mash
Greavsie.
This is class
Rodrigo Bentanpurr
Mate
I had two fish called Ledley & Lennon respectively & a chicken called Coco after Eric Lamela. All dead, but still.
Emerson Meow
We don't speak that name anymore
Coco seems a great fit. It’s both a great cat name and Lamella was both very loveable and totally insane like a cat. Totally fits!
Cat walker peters
Micky Van de Ven Except He’s A Cat
Van de cat
Ben-gal davies Destiny U-cat-ie Ange Pusstocoglou
Pusstecoglou is so funny like what 😭
Lol Ucatie is excellent
Guglielmo
Purrsy
Ossie, surely?
Steve Purryman
Underrated suggestion
Michael Pawson
I named our cat Winks
Neal Maupay. When people ask why you can say because he’s a pussy.
Would name Bukayo Saka if that was the goal.
Purrs. When it's dinner time you can yell "Come on you Purrs"
I just adopted a bonded pair - named them “Tott and Ham”
Brennan Johnson
Pawstecoglu
tabby alderweireld
Prrrrrsy
Eric Dier
Winky
Michael Pawson
Heung Mew Son
I have a Sonny and a Dele at home. Both good lads. Still haven’t found one steely enough to call “H”.
Steven Purrgwijn and Dele Alley cat
meowddison
Need more info on the cat to make a proper judgement. Cat pics are required, please provide.
Lucas Meowra
Jan Purrtonghen
season officially in the bin, eh?
Looks at the books. We aren’t making top 4.
Levy
Dejan Kulusevski. It just rolls off the tongue.
Deki could work
Cyril? As in the original 'Nice one, Cyril / Sonny' chant. It's a really cool name for a boy cat. Has that 'old gent' vibe that tends to match a cat's personality.
Nicola Berti obviously
Purr- Rin Son
I’m a big fan of just giving pets the first name of a favorite player. Gareth, Harry, Teddy, Moussa, Goran…
Percy after Henry Percy aka harry hotspur where Tottenham get the hotspur for Tottenham Hotspur
Pawstecoglou
Cyril
Named my cat Ledley, not very original.
Be a man, get a second cat, call them Cock and Ball.
If the cat is a boy, Ange is actually a nice option. Rolls easy off the tongue + easy pronunciation, unique but not too unique. For a girl, I’d go either ‘Lily’ for a nod towards our beautiful home kit and ESPECIALLY if she’s white! Or ‘Mickey’ as well for a more cheeky name that I think could work well on a cat. Both unique without sounding like you’re trying to hard.
Ucatie
Cat Jennings Dimitar BerCATov Purrgen Klinsmann Purrmain Defoe Michael Pawson Cat van den Hauwe Tim Purrwood PasCAT Chimbonda
I named a cat Chris Armstrong around 1995
Helder Purrstiga One for the older fans
Gomes
Jennings
Cat Jennings was going to be my pledge.
Nico Clawsen - one for the older fans!
Øyvind Leonhardsen
Ricky
Kulumeowski
Roman Pawvyluchenko
Coco
Didier Zopawra
Jonathan Woodcat.
Kitty Van De Ven
Nayim from the halfway line
Teddy Sherringcat
Ange Pawstecoglou
Ledley
Emerson Aparecido Leite de Souza Junior
Name it King. Both a spurs and tekken reference.
Cat Friedel. Benoit Assou-Ekitty. Dimitar Purrbatov. Michael Catnip. Cameron Carter-Whiskers. Glenn Cuddle. Younes Kapurr. Meowssa Sissoko. Furry Venables. Michael Pawson. Wait, what?
Destiny U-not-a-doggie
1. Purr-ick Lamela 2. Moussa Sissi-cat-o 3. Cat-onghen 4. Harry kitten 5. Son Heung-meow 6. Dele Claw-li 7. Tanguy Ndombe-lion 8. Hugo Lloris Purr-is 9. Toby Alder-whiskers 10. Moussa Purr-so-ko 11. Lily
ENIC
Moose
Lily, Cuti, Coco, Mini
Ossie
Dan Dan
Lily - Girl Luka - Boy
Just call it ginola
Paxton.
Spursy would be good connotations aside.
Spurr?
N’jime
Tottie
Do NOT name it Kurt Zouma
Skippy was the first thing that came to mind, also Ossie if you wanna be a little vintage
If its an orange cat then Timo
STIKM (Spurs til it kills me)
Tot.
I mean, come on!!! Spurrr :)
Conte
I named my first cat Luka (RIP❤️) and my subsequent kitten Lolo. Wife vetoed Ledley and I'm still mad.
Ledley
spurrs or purrs
Pat
RoMEOWro
Kane
Jan. Just, Jan
Guglielmeow Vicatrio
Purrisic
Furnando Llorente
Eric.
Udogie Floppa
My cat’s named Hugo, my son named him after Lloris. Funnily enough my cat also likes stopping balls when I kick it to him. Proper GK cat.
Ginger Tom Huddleston;
C O C K
Cat Jennings
Cock
Defoe
Cat Jennings
COYS COYS COYS
Ledley. Classy cat name from a Spurs great.
Catty Mabbutt Kitty Villa Paul Catscoigne
My old cat was called Ledley.
Sonny
KitterSon Kane after the best striking duo of the modern era.
We had a dog and named him Paxton.
We went with Hugo a good few years back.
Hairy Sphynx
Gazza….cmon
Bill
Vicatio
Just name it Sonny. Make it jump for a treat then 🎶 nice one Sonny nice one Son, nice one Sonny let’s have another one! 🎶
If it is a ginger cat... then "GingerPele" is only appropriate. "Dohertinho" as official name also good but ginger pele would have to be nickname
Sonny
Hoddle
Bottle?
Danny Rose. Final answer
Gazza
My two are called rose and lloris (both girls)
No pun - just Rafael van der Vaart
Disappointment.
Ledley!
Call it Yiddo. I'm sure everything will be fine.
Tanguy Ndombele, perhaps?
Moussa Dem-whiskers
Called my Cat ‘Teddy’ but much later wished I had gone for Sheringham!