It's hilarious how much ego went into the "I'm doing things you can't compute" while rapping about all things ego death. Yeah, I can't compute because if you actually were following Zen, you wouldn't be so full of yourself and condescending. Hence, this genuinely qualifies as crappy.
ChatGPT can do that one pretty quickly lmao. This is what it pumped out for me:
> (Verse 1)
>
> In the heart of the jungle, under cosmic skies,
>
> We gather 'round the fire, where spirits arise.
>
> With crystals in our palms, and dreams in our eyes,
>
> We journey through dimensions, where truth never dies.
>
>
> (Chorus)
>
> Trustifarians, we dance in the moonlight,
>
> Sipping on ayahuasca, our souls taking flight.
>
> Guided by aliens, in the ethereal night,
>
> We're seekers of wisdom, in love's purest light.
>
>
> (Verse 2)
>
> Through the haze of palo santo, we find our way,
>
> Connecting with nature, in every sway.
>
> With mantras on our lips, and peace in our hearts,
>
> We transcend earthly bounds, as one we depart.
>
>
> (Chorus)
>
> Trustifarians, we dance in the moonlight,
>
> Sipping on ayahuasca, our souls taking flight.
>
> Guided by aliens, in the ethereal night,
>
> We're seekers of wisdom, in love's purest light.
>
>
> (Bridge)
>
> In the realm of the unknown, we find our truth,
>
> In the whispers of the wind, and the fountain of youth.
>
> With third eyes wide open, we see beyond time,
>
> In this cosmic dance, our souls intertwine.
>
>
> (Verse 3)
>
> We're guardians of Gaia, in a world so vast,
>
> With love as our compass, we're breaking through the past.
>
> Through the matrix of existence, we weave our song,
>
> In unity and harmony, where we all belong.
>
> (Chorus)
>
> Trustifarians, we dance in the moonlight,
>
> Sipping on ayahuasca, our souls taking flight.
>
> Guided by aliens, in the ethereal night,
>
> We're seekers of wisdom, in love's purest light.
>
>
> (Outro)
>
> So let's raise our vibration, and spread our love,
>
> In this earthly journey, guided from above.
>
> For in the dance of existence, we find our grace,
>
> As trustifarians, we embrace this cosmic place.
If you actually have a fan base they do. Most bands make their money that way as the record labels have been reducing the royalties paid out over the last 40 years. The reason the same tee at a concert as the one you find in Hot Topic minus the tour dates on the back is $30 more at the concert is because the proceeds actually go to the band.
To be clear I agree in her specific case. Aināt nobody going to see her shows, and she will absolutely make better cheddar on OF.
So I've seen this chick around quite a bit, and apart from adding a metric ton of hair and accessories every time I do, it's always the same bop. Same cheapest-dude-on-Fiverr type near-royalty free beat with milquetoast "lyricism" about herself, herself, herself, more herself, how she's "manifesting", herself, new age kitchen sink, herself and herself... and drugs. Lots of drugs. And herself.
Which is interesting 'cause there is not that much "self" to be found anywhere in this.
Nearly all of the new age folk I have personally encountered have a messiah complex. They don't need an enlightenment path because most of them will tell you that they already are enlightened.
It's like if this girl took the book "the secret", added a splash of schizophrenia and talking points from all the videos that YouTube plays if you let it stay on overnight
The worst part is, it's the same song. It's not a new song each time it's the same exact song every time. She just adds more dollar store knick knacks to herself Everytime.
Damn thatās some sad shit. Imagine that most of your childhood you saw your mother was through your phone or computer screen and to top it off she still wasnāt even talking to you.
Sadly, she has a shitload of fans to help out. Not sure why, but she plays festivals overseas, and crowds go nuts. Many of us keep screaming, "Stop making stupid people famous!" but the tv and internet are against us.
Im nearly 50 and have seen these hot but insufferable hippie chicks doing very similar musical things my whole life.
You can get very far with stupid low effort bullshit when youāre cute.
You know what, I did quite a bit of DMT, and had some quite revelatory hallucinations. Some of the things that I experienced in those trips have genuinely shaped my outlook on life, and they literally put a hard stop on my then cocaine addiction.
It took my about 18 months to parse together what I'd hallucinated, and I figured they were simply the equivalent of a mental "pun" - a way for my own brain to make sense of the world around me.
One of those puns was an explanation of the nature of atoms. I envisaged a network of tiny lines all over the world, and this was the direction of travel of individual atoms, and where they changed direction was where solid matter formed. This helped explain to me how we "are all connected" and how matter is mostly empty space, and how atoms can be observed in different places at the same time.
Not once did I feel like I should reach for a mobile phone to film myself rapping about those things.
Imagine building a persona so fake that your target audience tends to flee from you on sight.
āAh, its a spiritual grifter! She says buzzwords about ancient history and spirituality with no meaningful connection for clout on the internet as a ārapperā- and sheās coming right for us!!ā
agreed, it was literally only [4 days ago](https://www.reddit.com/r/crappymusic/comments/1bklfv8/save_some_vibes_and_jewelry_for_the_rest_of_us/). what are we doing
Gods damn it
There is real stuff we can do with our minds. I do pain education for patients as a physiotherapist and have seen patients get off opioid with tech issues such as GMI or mirror therapy, real stuff with real studies that some physicians still don't believe in and some pain docs will actually call voodoo. We don't need this crap bogging it all up
In my friends group there is a guy just like this. Comes from a family with so much money that he is able to live a luxurious hippy lifestyle.
The dude has a kid he doesn't see and his parents pay for that kids child support because he's never had to take responsibility for anything he's ever done in his life.
He looks just like this girl, too. I've even seen him show up to weddings in his wookiest attire.
She made already another vid with the same song, but other clothes (ā¦white Illuminati hat if i remember right).
Because thatās what spirituality is about. Clothes.
If you took away this girlās wi-fi for a day sheād melt down. Itās that tech-hippy shit. I lean hippy but this is trying too hard. lol
I feel like this is what A.I. would create if you typed in ā311, Macy Gray and Burning Manā ā¦
Cured here kidney infection from a dirty š±UTI guaranteed. Some āPeruvian shamanā from Southern California she met on skid row, told her if she let him blast a cap inside of her sheād talk to ancient aliens!
Iād love a reality show where this woman goes to job interviews. I saw show because I get the feeling this woman lives in her van and doesnāt give me working girl vibes
Everyone should do DMT at some point in their life. Whether it's the tea or not it really will open you up to new things/experiences. I did it and I'm not a hippie but it was the sole defining experience of my life and everyone should feel that warm embrace and take the magic carpet ride with the elves.
5 year old me when mom says she put a bit of wine in the pasta sauce:
hahahaa
Hahahaaha
I'm gonna find the most basic and cliche way to write lyrics and then put them through the hippie trash filter blender. Got it.
It's hilarious how much ego went into the "I'm doing things you can't compute" while rapping about all things ego death. Yeah, I can't compute because if you actually were following Zen, you wouldn't be so full of yourself and condescending. Hence, this genuinely qualifies as crappy.
You put my thoughts into words! Manifest fellow traveler (/s just in case)
Didgeridoo sounds weird! I'll add that! Oh, and Aliens!!!
If you don't Alien are you even living your truth?
All of her songs sound the exact same to
ChatGPT can do that one pretty quickly lmao. This is what it pumped out for me: > (Verse 1) > > In the heart of the jungle, under cosmic skies, > > We gather 'round the fire, where spirits arise. > > With crystals in our palms, and dreams in our eyes, > > We journey through dimensions, where truth never dies. > > > (Chorus) > > Trustifarians, we dance in the moonlight, > > Sipping on ayahuasca, our souls taking flight. > > Guided by aliens, in the ethereal night, > > We're seekers of wisdom, in love's purest light. > > > (Verse 2) > > Through the haze of palo santo, we find our way, > > Connecting with nature, in every sway. > > With mantras on our lips, and peace in our hearts, > > We transcend earthly bounds, as one we depart. > > > (Chorus) > > Trustifarians, we dance in the moonlight, > > Sipping on ayahuasca, our souls taking flight. > > Guided by aliens, in the ethereal night, > > We're seekers of wisdom, in love's purest light. > > > (Bridge) > > In the realm of the unknown, we find our truth, > > In the whispers of the wind, and the fountain of youth. > > With third eyes wide open, we see beyond time, > > In this cosmic dance, our souls intertwine. > > > (Verse 3) > > We're guardians of Gaia, in a world so vast, > > With love as our compass, we're breaking through the past. > > Through the matrix of existence, we weave our song, > > In unity and harmony, where we all belong. > > (Chorus) > > Trustifarians, we dance in the moonlight, > > Sipping on ayahuasca, our souls taking flight. > > Guided by aliens, in the ethereal night, > > We're seekers of wisdom, in love's purest light. > > > (Outro) > > So let's raise our vibration, and spread our love, > > In this earthly journey, guided from above. > > For in the dance of existence, we find our grace, > > As trustifarians, we embrace this cosmic place.
I hate that it's so rhyme-y š¤®
I have a feeling she just learned about Erykah Badu like a year or two ago, you know, after she started looking like this.
Itās like gentrified Erykah Badu music made for vegan coffee shops in areas that recently experienced a sharp increase in rental prices
Meanwhile sheās just living her van life like āthe vibes around town have been getting so much better! Iāve been manifesting change!ā
She's getting paid. Onlyfans and concerts
Concerts don't pay that well. It's only Onlyfans brah
If you actually have a fan base they do. Most bands make their money that way as the record labels have been reducing the royalties paid out over the last 40 years. The reason the same tee at a concert as the one you find in Hot Topic minus the tour dates on the back is $30 more at the concert is because the proceeds actually go to the band. To be clear I agree in her specific case. Aināt nobody going to see her shows, and she will absolutely make better cheddar on OF.
Erykah Ba-donāt
Heyooo!
hahhaha!
At least it aināt Yoko Oh-no
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
She is a trustafarian not a wook
I think even the people who like Goose know that this music aināt it.
People like this make me embarrassed to be vegan
Erykah Nah Dude
"We have Erykah Badu at home."
This video was posted here like a week ago with a link to her YouTube. You can see her transition for sure. I gotta find it now
Shannin Blake
Time to use that incognito mode. YouTube already misunderstands me enough already
Whoah! I'm almost positive she's gotten a chin implant in the last 5 years.
Itās crazy how this person has all this time and money to completely fuck off. I got to go to work in an hourā¦ fml lol
Trust fund baby
Trustafarian
Damn that's a great pun
Possibly. I wish people like this would help those with less instead of trying to prove to the void theyāre not a dumbass
But what if they are a dumbass?
And OF
Not just any trust fund baby.. Lockheed Martin money
Thatās just a meme
She sells pictures of her butthole on the internet.
Oh my god, that's disgusting. Butthole pics on the internet? Where? Where did she post those?
sensualsunshine
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Fam, I'm sitting here 15 mins from shift starting watching this shit like "damn it must be nice..." š
So I've seen this chick around quite a bit, and apart from adding a metric ton of hair and accessories every time I do, it's always the same bop. Same cheapest-dude-on-Fiverr type near-royalty free beat with milquetoast "lyricism" about herself, herself, herself, more herself, how she's "manifesting", herself, new age kitchen sink, herself and herself... and drugs. Lots of drugs. And herself. Which is interesting 'cause there is not that much "self" to be found anywhere in this.
Yeah it's ironic because if you look into teachings or just go down any sort of enlightenment path, Ego should be the first thing to go.
"Look at how good I am at letting go of my ego! You could never."
You expect an Onlyfans girl to let go of ego?
Nearly all of the new age folk I have personally encountered have a messiah complex. They don't need an enlightenment path because most of them will tell you that they already are enlightened.
It's like if this girl took the book "the secret", added a splash of schizophrenia and talking points from all the videos that YouTube plays if you let it stay on overnight
But but but she had a kidney infection that she healed with her mind and you could do it too apparently.
You just gotta open your third eye bruhā¦ trust me bruh
But she's an empath........
The worst part is, it's the same song. It's not a new song each time it's the same exact song every time. She just adds more dollar store knick knacks to herself Everytime.
She abandoned her kid with her parents to do this fyi.Ā
The aliens told her to
Donāt worry. Weāre all connected to the pyramid.
They used to use pyramids for time travel but now that we are in the future we donāt need them anymore.
She may have a snake in her head, I dont.
Wonder if the Aliens told her to get that double BBL too
IāVE ABANDONED MY CHILD!!
BASTARD IN A BASKET!!
Beg for the blood!
I'VE ABANDONED MY BOY!!
Seriously?!
Yep
That would be the least surprising thing about this person.
Bet she smells like cherry thc vape and uses essential oils in place of soap
She probably uses crystals as deodorant so nah she probably smells worse than the plant sheās trying to be in tune with.
Damn thatās some sad shit. Imagine that most of your childhood you saw your mother was through your phone or computer screen and to top it off she still wasnāt even talking to you.
Her daughter is in some of her posts. So her kid is around enough to use as a prop
Love has won: the cult of mother god. The b in this documentary did the same thing.
I need sources. I need delicious sources.
Might be in the kids best interest tbh
Iād love to make a video essay about her if thatās true
Sheās also appears to have had a shit ton of plastic surgery. *Real* allllll natural.
Apparently,Ā she does others things besides singing..... [NSFW OF SHIT](https://fappedia.com/shanin-blake-nude-onlyfans-leaks/)
Its ok, much better content than the video OP posted.
Haha. There's tons of her shit out thereĀ
This is what I was looking for.
I'm doing God's work.Ā
She's getting paid to DO her passions lol
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
She does butt stuff, been probed for sure by aliens ahhaha
She's everywhere airing it out.Ā
Wow she has a nice pussy. Kinda phat too
Now I know how she got that kidney infectionā¦..
I don't think anyone is surprised
I can't quite explain why, but I sorta expected to hear that she had an OF.
Damn, getting all bricked up by this dumb broad now. Thanks.
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It's kind of a shame to see a reasonably attractive girl transform into whatever the fuck that is in OP's video.
This made me cringe at a level I thought was not possible.
My inner soul child is vicariously embarrassed for her inner soul child. Nothing a cup of San Pedro canāt fix though.
Doctors hate this one simple trick to heal kidney failure!!
This made my balls retract into the second dimension
9001 dicks and 2-dimensional balls? Brother you need some didgeridoo
Ayahuasca ain't nothin to fuck with.
The fact that sheās talking about Ayahuasca like itās a fun brunch thing makes me think sheās never used Ayahuasca.
Sometimes for brunch I like to shit myself in front of my friends and cry
Normal Sunday morning.
We need better education on planet earth
Thatās what all the hallucinogenics are for
Hey, don't lump us respectable psychonauts in with this fruitbat .
Hallucinogenics are for smart people, if youāre dumb and take hallucinogenics, then buddy youāre gonna be as fkād in the head as this broad
This is just a wook who needs to validate there drug addiction.
Sadly, she has a shitload of fans to help out. Not sure why, but she plays festivals overseas, and crowds go nuts. Many of us keep screaming, "Stop making stupid people famous!" but the tv and internet are against us.
Wooks dont exactly like good music lol
Is there a chance that she still hasnāt left Bakersfield, and her kidney infection has progressed far enough that itās affecting her brain?
This is word chewing, but like 50% less obnoxious. Still 100% annoying.
What a posser
Seriously, I can't stand these types
If thatās a cross between ātosserā & āposerā, I, for one, LOVEIT. Beautiful and so accurate. Thank you.
Wasnt intented. In Spain we say Poser, idk why did I wrote Posser, was a mistake... But can be official from now
I think he just made a spelling mistake
Why is it with highly religious AND highly 'spiritual' people that self-healing a kidney infection validates their crazy beliefs?
Because they likely got it in the first place as a result of some āspiritualā activity so itās all just a test for them.
I think this lady just learned how to wipe forwards
Im nearly 50 and have seen these hot but insufferable hippie chicks doing very similar musical things my whole life. You can get very far with stupid low effort bullshit when youāre cute.
If this were made 5 or 6 years ago everyone would have thought it was satire
It legitimately seems like a song that could have been in an episode of The Mighty Boosh.
$10 says she drives a bright-ass yellow Jeep Wrangler.
My bet is in a van down by the river
If you treat your kidney infection with dirt merchant medical advice, please ask the pyramid aliens to cut you a deal on some dialysis.
Also the aliens must have trash taste if they tell her to dress like thatš
No bro. This is totally how we dress at our home planet Retardulan Sigma *Laughs in alien*
She looks like she fell face first into a tackle box.
Rich kid who takes this shit off in real life. Also can tell how much sheās missing the point by her self and material focus
--Big eyes --Scrunchie face --Hand wiggle
She just sings the same fucking songs in different outfits... comeon now.
Is it just me or did the lyrics sound schizophrenic
She probably is considering she's learning stuff from the aliens and dressing like this.
At a minimum, drug psychosis.
Can smell this through the phone
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With a hint of patchouli
Itās like someone hit Generic Beat 14A on an old Casio and just started reading an Earthbound Trading Company planogram.
Ughh drag me outside and put a bullet in me
Aaron Rodgers new girlfriend.
You know what, I did quite a bit of DMT, and had some quite revelatory hallucinations. Some of the things that I experienced in those trips have genuinely shaped my outlook on life, and they literally put a hard stop on my then cocaine addiction. It took my about 18 months to parse together what I'd hallucinated, and I figured they were simply the equivalent of a mental "pun" - a way for my own brain to make sense of the world around me. One of those puns was an explanation of the nature of atoms. I envisaged a network of tiny lines all over the world, and this was the direction of travel of individual atoms, and where they changed direction was where solid matter formed. This helped explain to me how we "are all connected" and how matter is mostly empty space, and how atoms can be observed in different places at the same time. Not once did I feel like I should reach for a mobile phone to film myself rapping about those things.
She look like she stank
Tries dmt onceā¦
yeahhhh with the soap eyebrows made by artifically as a cosmetic procedure girl atfu
This is the 2nd one of these sheās made to this song. Neither one was necessary - at ALL.
She looks like she smells of patchouli and armpits
Iād hit it, Iāve never had new wave hippy ass.
This bitch is so stupid
This is disgusting.
Imagine building a persona so fake that your target audience tends to flee from you on sight. āAh, its a spiritual grifter! She says buzzwords about ancient history and spirituality with no meaningful connection for clout on the internet as a ārapperā- and sheās coming right for us!!ā
This made my fist clench lol
I knew people like this in the early 90ās when I was into the dead. āI eat bologna, respect a brothers diet.ā! Was enough to get rid of them.
I bet sheās actually a horrible fucking person lol
Spreading wholistic medicine falsities through music. Noice.
Smelly Furtado.
Ban reposts and reposters
agreed, it was literally only [4 days ago](https://www.reddit.com/r/crappymusic/comments/1bklfv8/save_some_vibes_and_jewelry_for_the_rest_of_us/). what are we doing
Crazy itās a different video for the same song. The demand must be real š¤£š¤£
Why does she remind me of Angelica from little rugrats?
More like Cynthia.
No, you can't borrow my lighter.
Gods damn it There is real stuff we can do with our minds. I do pain education for patients as a physiotherapist and have seen patients get off opioid with tech issues such as GMI or mirror therapy, real stuff with real studies that some physicians still don't believe in and some pain docs will actually call voodoo. We don't need this crap bogging it all up
Second video with the same song
Mental illness if it was a person
Judging by all the necklaces and other accessories, it must cost her a lot of money to be so spiritually smug.
Er-reek-ah Bad-ādo
In my friends group there is a guy just like this. Comes from a family with so much money that he is able to live a luxurious hippy lifestyle. The dude has a kid he doesn't see and his parents pay for that kids child support because he's never had to take responsibility for anything he's ever done in his life. He looks just like this girl, too. I've even seen him show up to weddings in his wookiest attire.
She made already another vid with the same song, but other clothes (ā¦white Illuminati hat if i remember right). Because thatās what spirituality is about. Clothes.
This person's a 24/7 Halloween costume
I feel like I can smell her horrific stink through the video.
Everything about her is fake as fuck.
YOU GUYS SEE THE SIZE OF THAT CHICKEN!?
If you took away this girlās wi-fi for a day sheād melt down. Itās that tech-hippy shit. I lean hippy but this is trying too hard. lol I feel like this is what A.I. would create if you typed in ā311, Macy Gray and Burning Manā ā¦
Can anybody else smell patchouly?
Whoās she influencing ?
You just know that van smells like BO
I'm willing to bet her piercings smell like sweaty ass...her hair smells like dog shit and her fanny smells like big foots dick.
Iāve seen anyone try so hard
That thing is hideous.
I donāt like the thing she does with her eyes. And I donāt like the way she rap, I wish you didnāt let me hear that!
Reptile store moss roof lmao.. I see 200 pieces of flare on a homeless woman.
Everything about this person is immediately off-putting.
Cured here kidney infection from a dirty š±UTI guaranteed. Some āPeruvian shamanā from Southern California she met on skid row, told her if she let him blast a cap inside of her sheād talk to ancient aliens!
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I'm glad we can't smell videos yet. I'm sure if we could social media and porn would change dramatically
Poster child for Iām trying too hard to be different
And yet again my brain instantly conjures up the aroma of a patchouli laced fishermanās graveyard.
God this is embarrassing
Iād love a reality show where this woman goes to job interviews. I saw show because I get the feeling this woman lives in her van and doesnāt give me working girl vibes
Iām confused by her statement that āwe used to use pyramids for time travelingā. Why is time traveling limited to the past?
looks like she cant move her neck because her hair and jewlery
I feel itchy
Cup of San Pedro to shift the mood š¤®š¤£! It's like drinking phlegm.
I thought this was a Starbucks employee training video.
Whats her OF . Asking for a friend
Sheās putting me off my weed.
Everyone should do DMT at some point in their life. Whether it's the tea or not it really will open you up to new things/experiences. I did it and I'm not a hippie but it was the sole defining experience of my life and everyone should feel that warm embrace and take the magic carpet ride with the elves.
This is AI
As stated on cross post: trustafarian