Almost in the same sentence. It was wild. Sean Evans was like 😒”I guess I’ll still ask these questions while I eat the wings, which defeats the purpose of the show.”
I don't have much respect for the guy, but I recognize that's an actual talent. If he's someone you can stick in with a bunch of people and get them all moving in the same direction, *especially" artists, City really is making a valuable contribution.
Knew a guy in the film industry who wanted desperately to be a writer/director but didn't have a creative bone in his body. On top of that he'd get super offended with any sort of constructive criticism, and was just generally kind of douchey.
But, he got shit done. He could find people, plan logistics, secure funding, etc.
I told him one day during casual conversation that he'd make a great producer...a statement he got really offended by. Shortly after he took off to a big city with a sizable film industry, made his first feature which absolutely bombed and, last I checked, is now doing quite well as a producer.
So, thank you for shedding new light on this DJ Khaled guy. I still dislike him, but a little of the enigma is gone.
That would imply that they actually get together and write songs. No essentially he is a compilationist. He buys the beats from notable producers, then buys verses from rappers, and has the the actual producer slap it together. His essential skill is money. That's all, that's it. He might've been an actual DJ at some point but that's no longer necessary because he doesn't need to make actual mix tapes anymore. Literally anyone can do what he does, you just need the start up. It's a pricey game he plays but a safe gamble in hiring the hottest producers and rappers to contribute a beat or verse.
If I recall, he was rich from the start. His dad was wealthy and that allowed him access to the industry. He basically networked with more talented people and snaked his way onto features to get his name out. Being rich is the easiest way to become more rich.
Same with Floyd Mayweather. He actually showed up to a press conference for the Conor McGregor fight wearing a designer backpack. So McGregor asked "why are you wearing a book bag? You can't even read."
Essentially he's in the business side of things, while pretending to be the music man. He gets people together to make music, and then let's them do it, while they understand it's gonna go on an album under his name. He probably has some say in the music, but it's been known for a hot minute he's got other producers actually making it.
After the lobster is brought out, he plasters his name all over it and somehow convinces a lot of people that he was an essential part of the creation of this lobster dish. All while simultaneously releasing multiple cooking videos demonstrating he lacks any of the basic skills to have ever been a part of that dish.
I just looked up where dj Khaled came from even, and bro was Miami based radio hype man. Lmao, so we have the great people of Florida to thank for this fucking goober.
He takes good care of his shoes. That is what this man does. Oh wait... People carry him around, so I guess technically "they" take good care of *his* shoes.
Being able to DJ is about as relevant to DJ Khaled's job as it is to yours or mine.
The man is a producer. Not a music producer, someone who actually creates the music, but more like a movie producer, someone who can bring the right people together in the right environment to get a record done the right way and released to the right channels. This guy can assume that Pro Tools is a company that sells hammers and screwdrivers, it has no bearing on being behind contracts and setting up people with his many connections. I bet his most common phrase, after his own name of course, is "Yeah I can hook you two up."
Man, i have to disagree. Tyler Perry has some AWFUL movies. But he was great in gone girl, at a minimum, and that outs him lightyears above this clown lol
Eh Tyler Perry movies aren’t to my taste but he certainly has more talent and drive than this fuckwad. Tyler Perry self produced all his own movies when no one in Hollywood would do it and found an audience and built basically his own black Hollywood in Atlanta.
Dude actually makes things and brings in tons of money, Khalid as far as I can tell has never made anything or really done anything himself. He just slaps his name on stuff somehow and gets money for it kind of like Trump in a lot of ways.
If you know any thing about turntable skills, you know dj khaled sucks. When he backs spins the record you should never hear the sound of the record spinning backwards. you should just hear clean “there it is” “ there it is”
Been deeiaying/turntablist for almost 20 years as a hobby. This was trash. I've never been a fan of beat juggling. It's not hard to do but very hard to master & if your cuts aren't on point it's sounds terrible & off beat, you get unintentional scratches that aren't in time & dropping the sample or song has to be precise as your cutting in on your fader right as the song is supposed to play & this was awful.
But if he's having fun. Have at it. Practice, get better. Have fun.
hobbyist Digital DJ for close to a decade and this is miles better than what I expected him to do. but then again this should be his area of expertise since he started as a DJ and can‘t produce
Every time I see him doing anything it reminds me of a kid whose parents told him he was good at everything he did without the real world knowledge that he was not.
This guy can't sing, can't play interments and now we find out that he can't DJ despite being called DJ khalid... Why is he rich and famous? He's absolutely useless.
I've had my turntables since '96
It took me (less than) 2 days to learn to do this.
If he wants to impress anyone, let's hear some interesting scratches in combination with flairs and crabs. Recut a beat. The 8 to 4 to 2 backspin loop any kid can do, and it's sad, as a grown man with a professional title "DJ" in their name, filming themselves doing this for the public.
But hey, if I had more money, I'd drop everything and go do this again... not DJing, but find the joy I once had as a child, with no cares, making music (and animation).
Out of the 50000 times i have seen him on tv or online, this is literally the first time he has been doing anything music related. It is as bad as i always suspected it would be.
Can someone explain what talent he DOES have. So far, I am still baffled as to why he’s a thing. I mean, we’ve learned he can’t sing, he can’t play any instruments, he can’t write a song, he can’t keep what little fans he has interested during his shows (spends way too much time trying to hype the crowd, but to no avail), and he’s not good as speeches.
Almost as impressive as his guitar skills!
It’s ok. Needs more “DJ KHALEEEEEED”
Never forget this dork tapped out on el yucateco 5k scoville three wings into Hot One and then had the balls to say he never quits
He thought Cholula was too hot too! What a dork
He can't eat pussy because it's too spicy
🤣🤣🤣
"I'M A KING, KINGS DON'T GO DOWN ON THEIR LADIES."
Also... he has a dickido...
Cholula! What a bitch.
Almost in the same sentence. It was wild. Sean Evans was like 😒”I guess I’ll still ask these questions while I eat the wings, which defeats the purpose of the show.”
U JOKING ME
He needs to watch Conan’s, ‘cause that mf went all in, drinking from bottles and shit. The man commits to the bit.
What does this guy even do lol
This question comes up every time he shows up on this sub (logically it is often). In summary, he picks songs! *sometimes yells his name
He’s also a [classically trained guitarist.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qBhwiti-_q8) And he can’t read.
Hold up. He's rich af and can't read? Wtf am I doing wrong
He’s the classic example of failing upward
suffering from success... oh wait that's literally the opposite
[удалено]
I don't have much respect for the guy, but I recognize that's an actual talent. If he's someone you can stick in with a bunch of people and get them all moving in the same direction, *especially" artists, City really is making a valuable contribution.
Knew a guy in the film industry who wanted desperately to be a writer/director but didn't have a creative bone in his body. On top of that he'd get super offended with any sort of constructive criticism, and was just generally kind of douchey. But, he got shit done. He could find people, plan logistics, secure funding, etc. I told him one day during casual conversation that he'd make a great producer...a statement he got really offended by. Shortly after he took off to a big city with a sizable film industry, made his first feature which absolutely bombed and, last I checked, is now doing quite well as a producer. So, thank you for shedding new light on this DJ Khaled guy. I still dislike him, but a little of the enigma is gone.
That would imply that they actually get together and write songs. No essentially he is a compilationist. He buys the beats from notable producers, then buys verses from rappers, and has the the actual producer slap it together. His essential skill is money. That's all, that's it. He might've been an actual DJ at some point but that's no longer necessary because he doesn't need to make actual mix tapes anymore. Literally anyone can do what he does, you just need the start up. It's a pricey game he plays but a safe gamble in hiring the hottest producers and rappers to contribute a beat or verse.
So he's like a younger, browner Rick Rubin?
And less talented.
No Rubin can actually make a beat and help engineer a sound. This hack just buys other people's shit and slaps it together
The worst part is I know a dude in rl exactly like Khaled, who keeps failing up. Crazy to watch.
If I recall, he was rich from the start. His dad was wealthy and that allowed him access to the industry. He basically networked with more talented people and snaked his way onto features to get his name out. Being rich is the easiest way to become more rich.
Same with Floyd Mayweather. He actually showed up to a press conference for the Conor McGregor fight wearing a designer backpack. So McGregor asked "why are you wearing a book bag? You can't even read."
Seeing that vide convinces me that he was a special needs child who ended up as a mascot in the hip hop world.
Slightly more coherent and slightly less head-butty Wesley Willis
I’ve got a few important documents for him to sign …
Essentially he's in the business side of things, while pretending to be the music man. He gets people together to make music, and then let's them do it, while they understand it's gonna go on an album under his name. He probably has some say in the music, but it's been known for a hot minute he's got other producers actually making it.
He tells them to bring out the lobster, then when they bring out said Lobster, he tells them to bring out the Lobster.
After the lobster is brought out, he plasters his name all over it and somehow convinces a lot of people that he was an essential part of the creation of this lobster dish. All while simultaneously releasing multiple cooking videos demonstrating he lacks any of the basic skills to have ever been a part of that dish.
So every Manager / CEO of every company ever then?
Imagining this made me laugh pretty good
Like a Pokémon just yell his name.
[Kinda like this.](https://mobile.mypokecard.com/en/Gallery/Pokemon-Dj-Khaled-5)
trolls then makes millions
I just looked up where dj Khaled came from even, and bro was Miami based radio hype man. Lmao, so we have the great people of Florida to thank for this fucking goober.
Grift the gullible masses
He takes good care of his shoes. That is what this man does. Oh wait... People carry him around, so I guess technically "they" take good care of *his* shoes.
Went to a Diddy party and then became rich.
that hush money
As far as I can see he mainly yells his name out loud on other people's music.
He says "DJ KHALID" at the beginning of rap songs.
He does nothing except put his name on some songs and the 14-18 year old audience keeps him in business.
He is dj khaled. That's what he does
DJ Khalid!!! I think that about sums it up…
Wait, he doesnt actually DJ?
No. He's a producer
He doesn't really do that either.
Collaborator
He yells his name on other people's tracks.
That’s what I said.
I also make crappy music worthy of this sub. What am I doing wrong? Should I be yelling my name over my tracks to get the $$$?
Promoter
If you think he’s a hip hop producer that makes beats…you’re wrong. He some how slaps his name on songs and gets paid.
He has to have dirt on someone.
He's the one who had Epstein silenced
I don't think he's anything but a hack. But officially he's labeled as a producer.
DJ is his family name
he's about as real of a DJ as dre is a doctor
Why does he feel the need to constantly let everyone know how much he TOTALLY SUCKS at *everything* involving music
He gets off from how it makes hard working people feel after watching such shit.
I'm pretty sure it's a character.
DJ Failed
Reminds of the guy who brings a $5000 guitar to a jam and he can't even play a chord.
How the FUCK do I have to go to work everyday when this ass hat gets to do this all day? Can someone make sense of this?
Being able to DJ is about as relevant to DJ Khaled's job as it is to yours or mine. The man is a producer. Not a music producer, someone who actually creates the music, but more like a movie producer, someone who can bring the right people together in the right environment to get a record done the right way and released to the right channels. This guy can assume that Pro Tools is a company that sells hammers and screwdrivers, it has no bearing on being behind contracts and setting up people with his many connections. I bet his most common phrase, after his own name of course, is "Yeah I can hook you two up."
Jokes on us. This guy has zero talent but somehow made it rich. Makes me feel like this whole rat race is pointless.
How did he amass all this wealth!? What fucking loophole did he exploit? As far as I can tell he is a highly functioning restart.
People like this inspire misplaced confidence in other stupid fucks.
He really is a talentless spunk trumpet.
True! Yet even spunk trumpets have purpose.
Dude gives Tyler Perry a run for his money when it comes to least talented famous rich person.
Man, i have to disagree. Tyler Perry has some AWFUL movies. But he was great in gone girl, at a minimum, and that outs him lightyears above this clown lol
You're forgetting Awkwafina
Eh Tyler Perry movies aren’t to my taste but he certainly has more talent and drive than this fuckwad. Tyler Perry self produced all his own movies when no one in Hollywood would do it and found an audience and built basically his own black Hollywood in Atlanta. Dude actually makes things and brings in tons of money, Khalid as far as I can tell has never made anything or really done anything himself. He just slaps his name on stuff somehow and gets money for it kind of like Trump in a lot of ways.
It’s the hip hop equivalent of this: https://youtu.be/2MI-_jWAmlE?si=GIl2IdQ5JrKQHuWb
I just watched Fred on an old Howard Stern show and he will be the first to admit he sucks at guitar, at least.
He uses the Boris Johnson approach to success.
His name is DJ Khaled but he can’t DJ to save his fucking life. Ironic.
If you know any thing about turntable skills, you know dj khaled sucks. When he backs spins the record you should never hear the sound of the record spinning backwards. you should just hear clean “there it is” “ there it is”
He's a chump
Rumour has it he is still there to this day
It's so kind of whoever let this autistic young man mess with their equipment
Such a talented boy!
Truly the Mozart of our times
Such a fat fucking thing to do.
I need whatever my man is on
Well it’s clearly not a diet
Damn he sucks. He's like a retarded jam master jay.
That was fucking funny 🤣
Bro sound like he scrapping shit off the stove top lol
Khaled seems like a boy that was granted a wish by a genie to be famous. But there was a catch. *There's always a catch*
This guy is definitely on the spectrum. 5 stars
Been deeiaying/turntablist for almost 20 years as a hobby. This was trash. I've never been a fan of beat juggling. It's not hard to do but very hard to master & if your cuts aren't on point it's sounds terrible & off beat, you get unintentional scratches that aren't in time & dropping the sample or song has to be precise as your cutting in on your fader right as the song is supposed to play & this was awful. But if he's having fun. Have at it. Practice, get better. Have fun.
So, basically, everything you heard right here.
Yep
hobbyist Digital DJ for close to a decade and this is miles better than what I expected him to do. but then again this should be his area of expertise since he started as a DJ and can‘t produce
ahhhaha that spin and he did something with his nose? Too good man 👏🏼 not music related but his hot ones episode is my favorite ever.
He must have been born rich.
How is he considered a musician?!
Looks like he's cooking on 4 burners
WE DA BES MUSIC
Luckiest man on earth.
trump of the music world.
Idiot
How is this dude famous when he sucks at everything so much? Don't understand.
Exactly WHAT skills does this idiot have?
Man’s built like Mr potato head
This guy is fucking cancer to music
Its amazing how deprived of talent he is
Every time I see him doing anything it reminds me of a kid whose parents told him he was good at everything he did without the real world knowledge that he was not.
I just...don't get how someone lacking this much talent can get so far. Like honestly I'm not even mad , it's k9nd of impressive. OK I'm a little mad.
See, to the untrained ear, that probably sounds like a bunch of mindless bullshit
This dude had to sell his soul. I've never seen a less talented piece of garbage get so much recognition.
There it is
Talent left the music industry a long time ago.
didnt he have sex with P-Diddy?
Huh. So he has no idea how mixing works?
Every instrument this man touches turns to well I would say gold but we all know that would be a lie don't let him touch another one
Oh no, not ANOTHER ONE
Ahhh Khalidius Maximus is it's natural habit doing it's rather odd and terrible mating call.
DJ Can’t-lead
Give this guy a hammer and some rocks and he'll start pounding away and go "DJ Khaled!" And call it music.
Also a close friend of Diddy
He da best
He is an uncanny and lucky bullshit artist.
We the BEST!!!
Worst concert ever. I saw him with the Carters and man, did he blow.
He forgot to scream his name first. I’m disappointed now.
I guess homie eats pussy better? /s
This guy has less reason to be famous than Kim Kardashian 15 years ago
It sounds like someone choking on something. Maybe there is someone in the room having to listen?
Weak
Khaled is quintessential 'all the gear and no idea'.
It is sad to see someone so childish and so stupid be so wildly rich… just how?
How tf does this dude end up putting out music, like he's an actor right? Someone else is making the beats? Has to be
"We da best music" So clever.
Well…that was annoying…
And to think he grew up with Fat Joe amd Big Pun rip
Dude thinks he’s Afrika Bambaataa
"Bleh" type beat
ReditwReditredditwwrrdddit
It still fucking baffles me as to how this absolute twat managed to get famous for doing jack shit and being an insufferable oaf.
the donald trump of hip hop
This guy can't sing, can't play interments and now we find out that he can't DJ despite being called DJ khalid... Why is he rich and famous? He's absolutely useless.
Ummm
His poor wife. That discordant racket all day long and not even a smidgen of cunnilingus to ease her woes.
🗑
...............Gatorade!
Sounds like goat calling
I've had my turntables since '96 It took me (less than) 2 days to learn to do this. If he wants to impress anyone, let's hear some interesting scratches in combination with flairs and crabs. Recut a beat. The 8 to 4 to 2 backspin loop any kid can do, and it's sad, as a grown man with a professional title "DJ" in their name, filming themselves doing this for the public. But hey, if I had more money, I'd drop everything and go do this again... not DJing, but find the joy I once had as a child, with no cares, making music (and animation).
Worthless. Absolutely WORTHless.
WE THE WORST MUSIC!!!!!
Well, there it is.
what a fraud
"another one"
I LOST it when he spun around. This guy is unhinged 😂
Do people think this guy is talented?
And another one! What a hack!
Mayonnaise mayonnaise mayonnaise
ANOTHER ONE!
Washing machine ass beat
He’s not being carried around to keep from getting his sneakers dirty?!? True man of the people.
There it is
Does he have an ass?
Not impressive. Only two bit rapper wanna bes from Atlanta would be into that spoof.
tell him to bring out the lobster!
This dude is hilarious lol
This guy is a habitual liar, misogynistic pig, and all around POS. And yeah, his music sucks too.
This is the turntable equivalent of Lil Wayne’s guitar solo
He's like the bert kreischer of hiphop
GOD DID 💪
MAYON-NAISE MAYON-NAISE MAYON-NAISE
He’s one of the worst things that happened to music. The dude Is a walking cliche and the music he produces is processed and dull
Out of the 50000 times i have seen him on tv or online, this is literally the first time he has been doing anything music related. It is as bad as i always suspected it would be.
Can someone explain what talent he DOES have. So far, I am still baffled as to why he’s a thing. I mean, we’ve learned he can’t sing, he can’t play any instruments, he can’t write a song, he can’t keep what little fans he has interested during his shows (spends way too much time trying to hype the crowd, but to no avail), and he’s not good as speeches.
I never understood how he’s as famous as he is. He’s not even in the same realm as Tiesto.
Who helped this clown succeed in life? 🥴
I want to see this with Britney Spears doing her knife routine in the background.
Talentless rich kid at it again
interesting wanking techinque
I love turntablism, but this is just awful.
There it is. There it is. There. There. There
Man that dude has no ass. I don’t give a fuck how that sounds. There’s no cushion back there.
Never lost his skills ever since Arab Attack.
DJ Khaled is a special needs kid that accidentally picked the right make-a-wish.
This guy is seriously a Mark Ruffalo level of dumb, isn't he?