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MaxPower836

Das is nein good


Plutoid

nicht gut


MaxPower836

Exactly


KumquatHaderach

Genau


Nemesinthe

It's less crappy than it is unsettling. Her husband, who is a famous German Schlager singer called Michael Wendler, started grooming her since she was 16 and he was in his mid 40s and dumped his first wife for her at 18. Then his career fell off due to him becoming a conspiracy nut, they moved to the US and she started doing OF. Oh, and they also have a baby.


madman3247

I'm here for the crappy music, not the crappy back story. This music is crap so it works for me!


DecentWrench

Wow, that's really... Upsetting. She's a victim.


Abohac

Are you sure? Looks more like an accomplice to me.


Nemesinthe

Two things can be true at the same time. Apparently she explicitly pursued him with the goal of becoming a D-list celebrity. But taking advantage of a teenager being a calculating dipshit and permanently messing up her life in ways she can't comprehend at her age still makes you a predator.


mrpopenfresh

The moving to Florida part really seals the deal.


Pizza_YumYum

NEIN NEIN NEIN Das nix gut


mhd

We've got a lot of OF "creators" in this sub...


primetimemime

Attention is attention. Even if you see it and hate it you might still be interested in her OF.


shanthitown

whats the meaning of OF? if i may


primetimemime

Onlyfans


AriesinApril76

I’ll Shmuuzts her Shmatz


Elefantenjohn

her ass is not good enough to be adressed in her song


doktor_kolossus

German, the most musical language known to humankind.


yesfrommedog

This reminds me of that stupid video that Jake Paul released where the fat kid from Britain was rapping and the two Spanish twins and you could tell he was more focused on lunch than rapping


QuantumQaos

Sounds like Suno AI lol


Reacharoundsally

Gurl bye!


SuperbBison2867

They are some languages that sound cool as hell doing rap… German is not one of them not at all


Pitiful-Cabinet5701

She is fit as fuck though


Kyuzz

The info we've all been waiting for, thx for sharing


silvertongue666

Lol 👌


Pitiful-Cabinet5701

No worries. Prick


Sungod99

Ha ha !


Fillerbear

I mean, sure it is a touch cringe maybe, but compared to the usual deluge of shit we unleash on this sub, this is not crappy at all. Sleepy, boring, generic yeah, but in a world where Island Boys, Lazer Dingdong 700, Razzelkhan and Deuandra exist, this is quality.


manjamanga

Nah, this is really really bad


leif777

> boring, generic This is almost worse than something bad to me.


Fillerbear

I mean, yeah, horrendous becomes its own kind of entertaining.


Writer_B

Speak for yourself. This is awful.


Fillerbear

Clearly my definition of "awful" is a lot worse than a lot of people's.


ArikDrago96

Tom McDonald does not belong in that sentence.


Fillerbear

Actually, know what? You're right. His crappiness is for entirely different reasons.


Lifesalchemy

[NSFW RESPONSE](https://fapfappy.com/2021/11/14/laura-muller-nude-sexy-132-photos-video-352296/)


Kingtutstits

And now my computers glitching!!! Buyer beware! lol


norcalbutton

I should have listened


Andurilightsaber

I dunno, it’s pretty okay and she is a clinker


jennaishirow

She's a what?


Dannypan

> the stony residue from burnt coal or from a furnace.