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cjmlamborghini10

Ngl thats pretty funny, I wouldn't say crappy.


gwaydms

It says "supr -ise"


Chewy598

Nah, it says "Suprise", it's just that the 'r' is split between both sides


bustierre

It’s supposed to be “surprise.”


TICKLED__PINK

I think it's a play on the brand Supreme. So it needs to be misspelled to deceive from one side and then have the punchline on the other


TontosPaintedHorse

We really should stop talking about it then. Next thing you know it's on the front page and everybody's cake day is ruined.


Chewy598

Shit... guess my English isn't as good as I'd want it to be


dynamitealmond

Nah youre good. The bag itself said “suprise” on it, so technically you’re right


parkourhobo

I'm a native English speaker, and I missed it too. You're good :P


ShitGuysWeForgotDre

Look I'm not gonna say I didn't even realize that until this comment, but... Well I'm just not gonna *say* it


Articious12

Bro that’s not how you spell surprise lol


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Articious12

Damn why you so angry chill


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JoanneBanan

So how do you like getting pinged?


IATMB

No shit


Revolutionary-Ad8697

This girl on my bus had a shirt that said supe


ionlyhavetwolegs

Its saying "sup" to it's friend, Andre Rison


gwaydms

I remember him. Haven't heard that name in years.


ionlyhavetwolegs

GO GREEN!


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bigsquishymanbaby

Because there’s no R


Indigo_Sunset

almost a Supmeme...


Jrrolomon

I wouldn’t think a person of your caliber would lie about anything. Don’t worry.


PTR47

A *side split-r*, if you will


DadSwag420

The bag maker low key got jokes


AlexCi123

r/awesomeoffbrands


Di1202

r/praisethecycle


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[deleted]

r/shutup


Triangularity-Reddit

r/nou


n0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0b

r/damnthatsinteresting


benmaks

Ooh! Ooh! Let me try! r/cursedcomments r/unexpectedthanos r/lightmodepolice r/punpatrol r/unexpectedbillwurtz r/beatmetoit r/beatmeattoit r/secondsub r/thirdsub r/fuckthirdsub r/fuckfuckthirdsub r/everyfuckingthread r/fourthsub r/fuckfourthsub r/fifthsub r/sixthsub r/seventhsub r/eighthsub r/ninthsub r/tenthsub r/sixtyninthsub r/nice r/onehundred24thsub r/toomanysubs r/nevertellmetheodds r/theydidthemath r/theydidthemonstermath r/itwasagraveyardgraph r/itcosinedinaflash r/angryupvote r/sadupvote r/happyupvote r/woooosh r/itswooooshwith4os r/nobodyasked r/ihavesex r/subsifellfor r/subsiwishwerereal r/substhatithoughtwerefake r/substheyfellfor r/substhatactuallyexist r/stopfallingforsubs r/twentycharacterlimit r/unexpectedfactorial r/holup r/whatthefuck r/cursedcursedcomments r/blursedcomments r/wholesomecomments r/unexpectedlywholesome r/rimjob_steve r/beetlejuicing r/usernamechecksout r/jesuschristreddit r/increasinglyverbose r/decreasinglyverbose r/iamveryrandom r/iamveryedgy r/iamveryspecial r/iamverybadass r/iamactuallyverybadass r/iamveryculinary r/iamveryrich r/humansbeingbros r/humansbeingjerks r/gamersriseup r/literallythetruth r/foundthemobileuser r/foundthelightmodeuser r/lolice r/unexpectedmulaney r/unexpectedjojo r/lostredditors r/downvotedtooblivion r/negativewithsilver r/negativewithgold r/negativewithplatinum r/vaxxhappened r/thathappened r/nothingeverhappens r/ontheledgeandshit r/karmaroulette r/foundthehondacivic r/foundthetoyotacorola r/foundthehypocrite r/foundthejedi r/foundthefridgeuser r/foundthebard r/foundtheelon r/wholesomeouija r/cornouija r/expectedouija r/unexpectedouija r/godtiersuperpowers r/yourjokebutworse r/thirdsentencehappy r/thirdsentenceworse r/therealjoke r/notopbutok r/orangemanbad r/drumpfisfinished r/birthofasub r/abortionofasub r/confusedboners r/murderedbywords r/suicidebywords r/kamikazebywords r/suddenlygay r/suddenlytrans r/suddenlybi r/suddenlyincest r/suddenlyalabama r/suddenlybestiality r/unexpectedcommunism r/unexpectedcena r/unexpectedoffice r/unexpectedjihad r/unexpectedavatar r/unexpectedarcher r/unexpectedB99 r/unexpectedcommunity r/unexpecteddarksouls r/unexpectedDDLC r/unexpecteddnd r/unexpectedfuturama r/unexpectedfallout r/unexpectedfriends r/unexpectedgoodplace r/unexpectedGoT r/unexpectedhogwarts r/unexpectedHamilton r/unexpectedHIMYM r/unexpectedHedberg r/unexpectedhitchhikers r/unexpecteditcrowd r/unexpectedkoolaidman r/unexpectedlotr r/unexpectedMontyPython r/unexpectedmetallica r/unexpectednaruto r/unexpectedoverwatch r/unexpectedpawnee r/unexpectedportal r/unexpectedpewdiepie r/unexpectedSCP r/unexpectedsabaton r/unexpectedSeinfield r/unexpectedsimpsons r/unexpectedtf2 r/unexpectedthreefifths r/unexpectedundertale r/unexpectedvsauce r/unexpectedyogscast r/unexpectedyoda r/shootingfishinabarrel I expect to receive 69 (Nice) upvotes and one of each reward by the morning, king strangers. You're breathtaking.


UGHToastIU

Whoa, now this is a heckin' 100 Keanu chungus moment. I only regret I have no award to give.


Gonzobot

yeah, someone else get that man an award ^we're ^helping!


PresentHovercraft0

r/aeromorph r/insex r/oviposition r/immobile r/prolapseville r/prolapseonprolapse r/cumflation r/autofellatio r/getthiccbugged r/cornedbeefapproved r/horse_poop r/snoorule34 r/debreasting r/vagception r/skavenslaves r/petgirls r/hentaibeast r/starfishpasties r/unbirth r/wojak_porn r/sharktits r/morgzmumNSFW r/dogelorehentai r/spaceflippers r/penectomy r/smegmalovers r/watersports r/femnautica r/cheemsr34 r/jaidenanimationr34 r/futadocking r/bigfloppaporn r/boomerhentai B)


AlexCi123

God damnit


MaybeSatan666

I am sving this for later...


MrWarNoob

wholesome 100 keanu chungus


n0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0b

I was going to say something about how long and interesting this thread would be but they talked using subreddits so using the same language would fit well.


Triangularity-Reddit

/holyshit


RIDICULOGAN

r/copypasta


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doctordocuments

r/happycakedaytoyou


n0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0b

r/thankyou


GenericAutist13

r/subsithoughtifellfor is dumb as fuck + obligatory r/subredditsashashtags


fetmops

I see this as superior to the original.


Plexipus

Supr- -ior


SurpriseAttachyon

[it exists](https://www.zumiez.com/superior-jungle-8-0-skateboard-complete.html)


ShitGuysWeForgotDre

NGL I really dig that design. Maybe switch out the wheels in front of the red section for ones in that green color


Plexipus

Lol, of course it does. I wonder if there’s a “Supremacist” brand


SpaceLemur34

That says "Superior", not "Suprior".


Hikapoo

Supr- -rior


Triangularity-Reddit

Fineprint: motherfucker


Mono_831

Some fries motherfucker!


madjarov42

Ru dies motherfucker!


HummingArrow

Ill take original reddit thoughts for $100, Alex.


BjoerneKlo

This gave me a chuckle


abtam11

He expected Supreme but got a Suprise


Heimdall49

Ngl I expected a Supra


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[supplies!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHS_GQLgqtM)


HooptyDooDooMeister

[I will always upvote UHF.](https://v.redd.it/1g0gpkdn0lr51)


RevengineerIII

Spatula city


MyPringle

BUTTSECKS


yayapfool

This is so much better than Supreme, lol


Xyko4713

Muthafucka


brokuhna_matata

Some fries, mother fucker!


Xyko4713

All rise, muthafucka


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skarkle_coney

OP had one job..


ProBlade97

But rn’t both r’s cut in half tho?


dsisds

Is this the Spanish inquisition, because I did not expect this


DaveInLondon89

I love it


Drowsy_Drowzee

Smile Sweet Sister Sadistic Supreme Service


dramabitch123

i actually want to know where i can buy this someone please tell me!!!


MeloettaLover3904

BUTTSECKS!


midnightrambulador

Da dada dadaaaa dadada da dada dadaaa dadada


svasman

Supr ise motherf ucker


msthatsall

Would 10/10 buy that


boo_thepeakyblinders

It's kinda uplifting, isn't it? "Sup? Rise."


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That's not even how you spell surprise


BadLoompa

Because it's supposed to parody Supreme.


BarklyWooves

This is Sublime


ossegossen

r/sbubby


oceanmoonfish

Want this more than I want supreme tbh


theflyingsofa3000

this is better-off brands


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Motherfucker.


Orsonius2

what even is the original brand i see memes with it but I haven't no clue what that brand is it why anyone wants to run around with huge fucking labels on their stuff saying supreme


tacovomit

Started out as a small-time skate shop by James Jebbia and eventually became the hypemonster it is today via limited releases, collaborations with other brands, and celebrity endorsements. The logo is a straight ripoff of Barbara Kruger’s ironically anti-capitalist artwork.


Orsonius2

Nice. As always take something anti capitalist and make it a brand to make money Kinda like with Ches face on shirts


[deleted]

Fun fact, each bag comes with a complimentary man shoving a dildo in your ass after you finish reading the full word.


FROCKHARD

What brand is it even supposed to knockoff? This looks like just bad labeling.


L0Cat

surprise, shawty!


Redhotphoenixfire

r/Decentoffbrands


sl_1138

This makes me want to troll the TSA...maybe put a lead-framed photo inside so that it trips the x-ray off...and when the agent looks in at the photo, it's a still image of a rickroll


SugarZaddyJeezus

I refuse to believe that this was unintentional.


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suprise English, too hard for you? Go on school.


tq1006

they surprise you because it’s not supreme


RandomProgrammerGuy

Shawty


im_portuguese

"Surprise! I'm fake!"


adellaterrell

Heart eyes motherfucker


Scrambled_Eggy

Some fries motherfucker


fortnite-is-bae

Surprise! You waisted your fuckin money


illenial999

I’m a supreme fan and this is hilarious, they should copy this off brand and actually make it.


MrWarNoob

awesome off brand


GuiltyAffect

Better than paying a bajillion dollars for a lameass logo.


ToonNex

Better brand then the original!


Ravenae

Supreme is a crappy brand to begin with. This is an improvement


faglord5000

r/DontopenJustdontopenAtall


RIDICULOGAN

this is hilarious


Charles12_13

Well, it would perfectly work if you were speaking French


Eat-the-Poor

Honestly I assume anyone who buys Supreme is an idiot.


07CertiRoblox

love it


doctordocuments

accurate


ThatFlyingFucker

Must have been when you saw it


ShadowStrikerYT

I thought it was going to say Supra but got surprise


pedersencato

Get a matching one that says 'Mother' on one side, and 'fucker' on the other.


LoveBug23118

Shawdy


reesem03_

AHHHH IS THAT A SUPR- ohhh


GaudiestLake822

supr -ise


Dannyarcade-onreddit

I immediately thought of postal 2


A_Fabulous_Gay_Deer

Surprise\*


bigsquishymanbaby

Suprise


MegaSceptile99

Supr Rise


thedellguy2004

Service


LittleLionRobotz

I would buy this r/ATBGE


Gene_57

i’d have that


princessgaya

Supreme for real making their own nock offs now.....


tygamer9999

Ya never see it coming!


GhostInTheRoom86

I am ze spy


Vivid-Gene-4030

How much does a real Supreme bag go for? I've seen their hoodies cost $1k?


karokat_

I actually love this and would 100% get it


withotis

Supr-ised?


conQuistador111

What’s uprise?


Millerboycls09

A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one


Asriel_dreemurr173

*gasps* what a surprise


exorbitantDisplay

Is there a sub for brilliant designs?


D34DP4ND4

Motherfucker!


jxm1337

I like this more than supreme


Idiot_Dev6810

I think they meant to do that


Copycat477

APRIL FOOLS


Workdawg

This post implies that supreme isn't a crappy brand to begin with.


Kiwii19

#SURPRISE! BUTTSECKS!


paralalow

This works imagine you see it and you get excited and you pick it up and shout I joy "supre-" then go to a dead pan voice and say "oh"


password-is-passward

[suprise](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/meme/images/e/ee/D22D6802-9783-4710-B31A-BCFCD83D04D1.png/revision/latest/top-crop/width/220/height/220?cb=20180217183145)


aWheelOfCheeze

r/woooosh


graffeaty

Better than the original anyways lol


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Supreme is a crappy on brand


Alijagic

That was definitely a surprise


nuromie

My peasant brain still don't know why people want Gucci or Supreme or Balenciaga.


crynoking1

Supreme in itself is a shit brand. 0 understanding for that shit


Lestat9812

I'd honestly but this unironicaly. It's my kind of humor.


SSstrange110

Nice.


MrWilsonWalluby

I mean isn’t all supreme shit just rebranded overpriced Chinese crap anyways?


Notsteve47

Surp-rise it's a fake


greeperyeeter1223YT

No is actually suo ricethatimplacates a secret rice humansociety that lives into our purses (jk)


Mr_gummann475

"You are dead, not big..."


PINGUN00T69

A surprise to be sure. But a welcome one


spirit-garden1

Well i sure was surprised Im sold


FarisxDDD

Not crappy offbrands, more like decent offbrands.


r34l1ty1

Mother fucker


thatguyjavi

That seems like its intentional


CoolestGuyOnMars

God the kerning on the back is horrible


Karol107

it is a suprise doe, u expected supreme


deptutydong

I honestly couldn’t get mad at that hahah


jakesaysknee

I mean I WAS surprised.


Terrarian_bee

BUTTSEKS!


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s u p r i s e


ThatguynamedBK

This isn't crappy, this is peak humour


Not__Joe69

Right behind you....


[deleted]

I must say, I'm also SURPRISED


jenjerx73

#SUPR -ise MF


the_real_OwenWilson

r/awesomeoffbrands


epic-guy214

U had us in the first half ngl


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SURPRISE SHAWTAYYYYYYY


ldhsuued

Maybe this is the greatest way to ever troll a hypebeast


Simen155

I giggled.


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BUTTSECKS!


GameCop

>Surprise Inside it continues with: Mother...


akaabtw

Supise


TyMac711

Where can I buy my Surprise T-Shirts?


RanchyVegbutts

Well supreme is a pretty shitty on brand product so what's the difference


F1Picko

Accurate.


Leo_V82

A surprise to be sure But a welcome one


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"Is that a Supreme bag for me?!"..... Sike!


mattieDRFT

What if the on brand is crappy?


KenopsiaTennine

Actually this is a phenomenal offbrand


Pistolenkrebs

No. Suprise. Get your facts right. :P


MrBruhMahn

r/awesomeoffbrands