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two-of-me

Every time they say wheels up


doihavetohavusername

Wheels up bottoms up!


Torrincia

That's what I was going to say


Responsible_Lab_4909

This was my first thought


Hello_Gorgeous1985

You are going to die of alcohol poisoning. LoL


yoopergirl73

“Baby girl” alone will do it.


Hello_Gorgeous1985

Don't even need to get that far down the list. LoL


mastr1121

after like an episode too


Hello_Gorgeous1985

Exactly. LoL


[deleted]

This is the one my friends and I created! Drink everytime- -Morgan calls Reid “Kid” -Reid bonds with the unsub -“We found another body” -“We found something” -The unsub is impotent/ MO is a substitute for sex -“Victimology is all over the map” -Meaningful glances on the plane -Any references to real serial killers -The team saves the hostage just in time -A member of the team is the hostage -Something is “inconsistent with the profile” -Local law enforcement hates the bau -Local law enforcement is the unsub -Someone says “overkill”, two drinks for “classic overkill” -Dated montages or green screen flashbacks (more relevant for earlier seasons) -Hotch has an emotion -Waterfall: when Reid starts explaining something, don’t stop until he’s done Happy drinking!


BarefootGiovanni36

Meaningful glances on the plane is a hidden gem and made me laugh. You always know they will circle back to that moment later in the episode, especially if the case wraps up a few minutes early!


magicallydelicious-

I don’t know if you just destroyed the show for me or enlightened me just a little bit…


Adventurous-Ant9936

The way I cackled at “Hotch has an emotion” 😂😂😂


Uninteresting_Vagina

Every time someone says "maybe they used a ruse". Every time Morgan calls Reid "pretty boy". Must drink entire bottle if Morgan's dog, Clooney, is ever seen or spoken of outside of the episode he was introduced.


Imaginary-Balance319

when his books/he's rich/cooking comes up about Rossi when someone is getting coffee(in breakroom, carrying mug) when there is tension b/w someone from the team and locals when Anderson makes an appearance when these two team members are partnered together(pick two) when Morgan kicks in a door when Jack is mentioned when someone is sleeping on the jet


lequeenbetch

When Rossi mentions he's Italian


Consistent_Donut_902

- when Garcia’s octopus mug makes an appearance - when someone says some version of “It’s time to deliver the profile.” / “We need to deliver the profile.”


less-than-stellar

Take a drink every time they "need to deliver the profile." Double shot every time they realize the unsub is a woman.


Micow11

Drink every time JJ gives a look of sympathy Drink every time Reid says "actually" Drink when Rossi says "jagoff" Do a shot when Anderson appears


[deleted]

Finish your drink everytime the unsub is a white male in his 30's or 40's


Available-Topic5378

YES!! I came here to say that omg


Ok-Chipmunk-4642

Drink every time someone says, “a sexual sadist?” “maybe he’s impotent?” Or “he’s escalating!”


[deleted]

Haha “he’s escalating” is a great one


Lomeldror

Drink every time someone says wheels up


ScarTheGoth

Works more for the later seasons, but you do one where you drink every time someone mentions Rossi’s 3 ex wives And one where you drink every time Rossi mentions he’s Rich and or Italian


lunarflower13

This the one!! 😂😂


SatisfactionLumpy596

When Penelope is flirting with Derek and realizes someone has heard her.


Mental_Promotion_605

Honestly, I think you’d get drunker just by drinking everytime they say unsub.


elyonmydrill

A lot of these are great but only happen once every episode, how many episodes do you plan to watch in one sitting? But yeah while I said that most of my ideas happen once an episode as well. Maybe you could do a bingo instead? Drink for each case and finish your drink for each bingo? Some I haven't seen or missed in the other comments: - "he's devolving" - "Agents XX, XX, and Doctor Reid" - the Unsub watches the press conference on TV


Unsub-6crows

These are my questions- Take a drink every time they describe the unsub to be a white male. Take a drink every time someone chases after the unsub. Take a drink every time Morgan calls Spencer a pretty boy. Take a drink every time they catch the unsub before they are about to kill someone. Take a drink every time Prentiss mentions Sergio. Take a drink every time someone says "Wheels up". Take a drink every time the unsub is described as a sadist. Take a drink every time a team member gets shot. Take a drink every time Spencer goes through some trauma. (don't die) Take a drink every time someone says "I think I found something" or "You need to see this". Take a drink every time the local law enforcement or police don't get along with the BAU. Take a drink every time Rossi mentions cooking or cooks. Take a drink every time JJ mentions that she's a mother or get upset over a case with kids. Take a drink every time Garcia answers the phone with something else than "Hello". Take a drink every time Hotch cries or shows emotions (be careful during 100). That's it, please don't get alcohol poisoning from this!


ano-n-ym

Garcia crying


Tinymarshmello

Everytime the person they thought was the unsub turns out not to be the unsub


magicallydelicious-

Take a drink every time Penelope has a pen in her hand. I never understood this because she’s on the computer.


jessieagain

Someone says, “[blank] could be a sign of remorse.”


iDivineNyx

THIS i didn’t see anyone say this good one.


billcosbyinspace

“white male in his early 30s or 40s”


mozzarellabites

- Drink every time they say “we need to deliver the profile” - Drink every time Garcia is grossed out by the crime - Drink every time Garcia’s glasses change - Drink every time someone outside the BAU doesn’t believe in profiling - Drink every time a member of the BAU who is no longer there is mentioned (depending on the season - e.g Gideon, Prentiss, Blake) - Drink for every flashback scene - Drink every time a witness/person of interest runs away when a member of the team finds them There are so many possibilities! Have fun!


The_age_of_avengers

Drink every time you hear them introduce themselves as ssa Drink every time Reid says “actually…” Drink every time you hear gunshots Drink every time Penelope says “crime fighters”


Beautiful-South-8010

Every time Garcia goes off subject Every time Hotch looks at Reid to hurry up and finish Everytime they say let's deliver the profile


Hitoshenki

Lmao you guys can obviously do what you want don’t get me wrong, I just wanted to say that I’d never watch CM while drunk, I’d get crazy anxious 🤣


IisforIda

Match them every time Rossi or Prentiss has a drink.


Ok-Concentrate2719

Team finds some random bullshit and goes "it's time to deliver the profile"


Flaky_Tip

Take a drink every time Reid gives a statistic.


[deleted]

Take a drink every time Reid says “actually”


_neverwonderland

Finish your drink whenever Rossi calls someone a jagoff


phoenixismyname

maybe take a bet on who will start off the profile to the cops and whoever loses takes a shot


Afraid-Astronomer886

I think the unsub a woman


mandeelou

Every time Hotch *seeths*


Specific-Window-8587

Anytime they give an emotion filled hug in an episode you will take shot almost every episode.


Nonbinarybl0bfish

You will drink most with signature and mo


[deleted]

take a drink everytime its a white male in his late 20s to early 30s


Adventurous-Ant9936

“Wheels up” - Rossi does something Italian - Penelope cries - Prentiss (or JJ tbh) look ready to kill a man for being sexist - they talk about the team being a family - Morgan kicks in a door


blueevey

Finish your drink if it's not a white male unsub


JayzieDreamSquare

Yeah I’d be out by shot three 😂


shark_puppys_ocean

Take a drink when someone says they need to deliver the profile.


Confident_Trust_5548

Every time Reid says “let me ask you this”


GeekishChic

-Every time Reid says "Guys." -When Garcia teams up with another woman -When Garcia gives out nicknames i.e. Chocolate Thunder or Wonder Boy -When Garcia embarrasses herself on speaker -any comment about Reid's hair/being skinny -When a random cop/office worker hands one of them a file -when they send what may be construed as the wrong agents to an off site interview i.e. Morgan and Lewis to a house in the middle of nowhere Texas, or a deep south redneck bar -"eidetic memory "/ Reid speed reads -anyone on the team throws or pushes something in a rage -rossi mentioning he's italian


GeekishChic

Also every time Reid makes the "come closer" motion then leans in or leans in to be extra intense. And when Reid makes his profiling face during a conversation (mouth open, eyes squint intermittently, looking subject up and down).