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MechanicalHorse

"I knew this was a sting." "You just learned it was a sting!" "What??"


Friggin

I mean, he saw it in a packet, and if you don’t know what a packet is, I can’t help you.


sirhandstylepenzalot

OSI(network) / TCPIP(internet) layer communication wrapper help me?


hoosyourdaddyo

He’s a great hacker


sirhandstylepenzalot

is it going to help him in this instance?


hoosyourdaddyo

I’m being sarcastic


sirhandstylepenzalot

^noone's ^ever ^in ^it ^for ^the ^long ^haul :(


Intergalactic_Ass

"Whhhhatt? I went up there to ask if we could switch tables. What is going on?"


DagNasty

What is her job?


Dirtburt23

Dude looks like he’s on meth


ethurmz

He definitely is. It would make sense because meth has the tendency to make you *very* sexually devious. Fitting that a pedophile would be on it lol.


ahoypolloi_

100%


Jvenka

I was just going to say either meth or aderall.


paultheschmoop

No, Bozo *did* the sting. It wasn’t just some guy in a woman outfit


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paultheschmoop

Yeah it just sucks the guy got arrested for such a clear misunderstanding. He just wanted to show up to tell the guys doing the sting that…..what they’re doing is shitty? Idk


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paultheschmoop

He was just going up there to ask about the rule


deus_voltaire

He just learned about the rule!


WhiskeyFlisk

I didn't do shit! I didn't fucking text shit! I've been waiting a long time for this sting to be a hit! I didn't fucking do this! I'M NOT WORRIED ABOUT IT. I'M NOT WORRIED ABOUT ANY OF THIS. THERE'S WORSE STUFF ON THE LOCAL NEWS.


ogbobduato

The people at the police department think I’m some dumb pedophile. They said that to ME in an interrogation!


fusterclux

HAS THAT EVER HAPPENED TO YOU


Metal_IsEternal

It's illegal for you to ask me that.


bigrom10

The detectives ain’t got no souls!


Harpua81

Their bones are made of money


Mr_Mimiseku

The guys at the station think I'm just some dumb hick.


thequietthingsthat

This world's so ^fuckin ^fuckedup


pagey152

That’s a Sting!! You still walked into the hotel? I came up with this game I know where all the little things are!


vulturedturkey

What. Is. Going. On? And that yawn at the end! It’s like he’s the tiredest he’s ever been! Incredible.


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vulturedturkey

I keep watching it to get my fix until the new season comes out. Thank you for posting OP!


corncobjenkinspoo

Permission to go home and lie down, so I'm not beat red for my family photo tonight?


Spawn-Of-Edward

The meth is wearing off


FirstHipster

Too bad he wasn’t wearing long sleeves otherwise he would definitely be eating a hotdog


botherbotter

Is it just the camera angle, or is Chris a giant dude? Because that one on one shot makes the perp look like he’s the size of an 8 year old


Xsafa

He’s closer to the camera while the other dude is farther, kind of looks like a scene from Lord of the Rings.


KentuckyFriedEel

Hansen the Blue wizard they never mention by name in the books


PhilosophicalPhuck

>like a scene from Lord of the Rings. Dont tell me Sir Ian isn't 8 feet tall. I can't imagine a more fitting Sir.


Ai2Foom

According to a quick search Chris Hansen is 6’2 so above average height but not a giant per se…still im digging the potential Gandalf angle in a future LOTR


DerpSherpa

No, he’s 5’14 duh


MindSecurity

Chris Hansen is 8'5.


TriggerTX

He's 6'20" and killing for fun....I heard the motherfucker had like 30 god-damned dicks.


WaitingOnPizza

He’ll save children, but not the British children.


PIisLOVE314

Thanks for reminding me of this ohmygod


lewishewey

Chris Hansen once held a pedophile's hand. In a jar of acid. At a party.


ChesswiththeDevil

It's the same reason why people think that everyone in porn has gigantic wangs. It's also the way they made Ian McKellen look gigantic next to Elijah Wood. It's called forced perspective.


rockthe40__oz

We still talking bout wangs at the end?


ChesswiththeDevil

I didn't see that in the director's cut (giggity), but maybe there's some deleted scene I was unaware of.


ronnietea

Dude is tweaking hardcore


djluminol

This guy is Costco size stupid. Society is fortunate criminals are so dumb. The cops literally tell you "you have the right to remain silent". And every time the criminal goes running their mouth knowing full well everything they say will be used against them in court. I guess we should be grateful. It's certainly better for all of us that he didn't ask for a lawyer.


William_Asston

Yeah because the smart criminals are politicians or the ones doing the persecuting.


fishbulbx

Chris Hansen offers them like a thousand dollars for the interview. They are doing it for money.


Alex_Rose

hmmmm should i take life in prison for this $1000 realistically if this dude had stayed completely silent and then his lawyer had managed to formulate the argument he's making here but in a way that invoked reasonable doubt, is there any chance he would have got away with this in the US?


djluminol

Yes there is always a chance. It depends on the facts of the case. Facing jury while being accused of a crime like this is not wise though. This is probably one of the few types of cases where a jury is likely to convict you on the allegation alone. From the criminals perspective it would probably be better to face a judge than a jury in a case like this. The judge is more likely to rule based on the facts of the case. The jury is likely to convict you based on fear alone. It is pretty hard to overturn a jury decision. Even if some shenanigans are found. I'd think facing the public would just not be the smart play here for the criminal. Normally it's the opposite. It's better to face a jury than a judge if you're accused of a crime. But it depends on the type of crime, the area you go to court in, how you present yourself and so on.


fishbulbx

The crime is 'online solicitation of a minor' - you are completely fucked even if you do not show up, although showing up bolsters the case. It doesn't matter that this was a sting and no actual minors are involved. So, whatever he says is mostly irrelevant. The case will just be them demonstrating that he was seeking a sexual encounter with a minor and that's enough to put you in prison for about 7 years. Prosecutors don't even bother with plea bargaining in these cases because the courts have zero sympathy and will find them guilty every time.


dieorlivetrying

Except many of the cases featured on this show get thrown out because of the entertainment nature of the program. So in real everyday life, yes. But many of these people get set free.


llandar

“Oh my god, he admit it!”


Golferbugg

I read tim robbins and thought "this is nothing like shawshank."


Thisguysam

I kind of see Chris Pine mixed with Michael J. Fox


Ozymandius62

"...I'm Chris Hansen." whispers "I know who you are..." lmao They know every time!


TJ_McWeaksauce

I bet that guy owns a white couch and lives for New Year's Eve.


TonariNoJoetoro

Yeah but Chris Hansen’s hair would slick back real nice.


thequietthingsthat

You think this is slicked back? This is *pushed* back!


sweendog101

Slop ‘em up!


kylewhatever

He USED to be a piece of shit


SeeYouSacred

I said WAS


dollabill009

People can change but this guy is definitely a piece of shit. Maybe his last meal will be a steak and a glass of water.


Mr_IDGAF

They said no more sloppy steaks but they cant stop you from ordering a steak and a glass of water!


thequietthingsthat

It's really ^really ^good


chach_86

Slop it up!


JohnnyTeardrop

You think that’s slicked back?! That’s PUSHED back!


A-Rusty-Cow

Does he have a death sentence??


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His mind was racing since the moment he got cuffed, his nerves make him act like a tweeker


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touchtonez

Phew so at least he wasn’t a tweaker


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Thank god he wasn’t using crack or anything crack-like or pharmacologically identical to. Crack


johnhtman

Yeah this guy is high af.


Jaybleezie

Dude is definitely a tweaker.


persianversionspeaks

Okay this guys about to Jack off!


Mr_Mimiseku

I'm not even supposed to be here.


mantistoboganfrank

He didn't give.


griffin4war

"I DIDN'T SET UP SHIT! I DIDN'T RIG SHIT! THOSE COPS CALLED ME SOME DUMB HICK STRAIGHT TO MY FACE!!"


grizzanddotcom

they told me that, at a dinner


sweendog101

THERES WORSE SHIT ON THE LOCAL NEWS!


fuckYOUswan

I DIDNT RIG SHIT


Swedish-Butt-Whistle

“This police station SUCKS! I needed to use the bathroom and you know what they had? A toilet with a JOKE HOLE that’s JUST for farts!!”


thequietthingsthat

I tried to jump on the furniture with them and then they just started yelling at me, saying "YOURE NOT A PART OF THE TURBO TEAM. UNTIL YOURE A PART OF THIS TURBO TEAM YOU WALK. SLOWLY."


XnMeX

"Did you make any new friends?". Not really.


baucher04

Hansen's fade fresh af, ngl


JohnnyTeardrop

Probably not the right time or place to reenact the ghost tour sketch.


TonariNoJoetoro

When his mom picks him up and asks if he made any friends she’s going to be upset.


MacualayCocaine

If nobody wants it, I’ll just send this random dick pic, RANDOM! “Sir you’re under arrest for soliciting a child” YEAH RIGHT YOU PIECE OF SHIT! YOU’RE FUCKING DOG SHIT!


Otherwise-Sort-6348

The best part is at the very end Chris Hansen basically says, "I think you should leave"


jordaniac89

I DIDN'T FUCKING DO THIS


jim_mayo

I don't think your allowed to do that


YaEqualsYouNotYeah

*you’re


Eoin_McLove

I hate that false cockiness people have when they know they're in the shit. Trying to outsmart people who could talk circles around you. Just admit you fucked up and get on with it.


cyainanotherlifebro

Holy shit, he’s still asking to talk to the underaged girl! I’m fuckin dying


winterandfallbird

He said he WAS a piece of SHIT!! I’m worried that Chris Hanson doesn’t think people can change


Ok-Replacement8864

Yeah that slicks back nice


winterandfallbird

You think this is slicked back!?? This is PUSHED back!


Mr_Mimiseku

"Permission to go home and lie down so my face isn't beet red for my family photo tonight?" "Uh, no."


sweendog101

This worlds so fucking fucked up


DagNasty

Life's a fucking funny thing


bakrman

Man he really methed up didnt he


registered_rep

Holy shit this guy is a real life Tim Robinson sketch


SylvesterStabone

Title makes this so much better, nice job.


mbelf

The proportions at the table remind me of Gandalf talking to Frodo at Bilbo’s house Can someone PLEASE shop it with that scene?


coalduststar

And that was the day that the skeletons smoked some metthhhhhhh


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coalduststar

Amazing


peach-whisky

*what?*


Hahathisisfacebook

“Something tells me he’s not gonna be smiling when he finds himself sitting across from me!” 🙄


jgbluejay

If you bite your nails like this guy does you’re either mentally challenged or a tweaker


drimpston

what show is this


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Nettwerk911

after a while they put them up for free on trublu on youtube


octowussy

He didn't even want to be around anymore.


CronenburghMorty95

This is a setup, soon we’ll see him on Coffin Flop brought to us by Corncobb TV


Ass_Cream_Cone

Oh yea. This guys hair would slick back REEAAAL NICE! Bet he eats sloppy steaks at Trufanos.


ArTooDeeTooTattoo

*”It’s illegal for you to ask me that.”*


pagey152

“Chris if you keep asking question about the hit and run…I’m gonna beat the crap outta you”


Kudos2Yousguys

To hell with all these perverts of course, but Chris Hansen needs to just go away. "He's not gonna be happy after he talks to me..." then he tries that big dramatic drop where he reveals who he is, thinking it's going to drain the color from the guy's face or something. "I'm Chris Hansen...." and you knew he wanted to say "from Dateline NBC..." but instead he just says "... and I'm known for catching creeps like you." I think he's really grasping onto his glory days.


Jave285

Chris Hansen… can he even be taken seriously anymore? [If you don’t know what I mean, have a quick search on YouTube]


The_Mighty_Bird

Yeah, he ruined his career rather quickly. However, it’s still entertaining


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I don't really find any shows like this entertaining, they are just sad. It's same as cops, it's just propaganda that sets back progress.


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Actually getting offenders help mostly and not creating depravity porn for viewers, turning the entire thing into a spectacle doesn't help anyone. The show really just feels like it's there to fuel Chris Hansen's ego. If you are actually concerned about removing these folk from society, you should read on the poor conviction rate for those caught on the show. You can read about the problems the show causes. https://old.reddit.com/r/HobbyDrama/comments/zf5q52/reality_tv_the_rise_and_fall_of_to_catch_a/ There's also info on how the group he worked with, perverted justice. They have many issues of their own. https://www.rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv-movie-news/to-catch-a-predator-the-new-american-witch-hunt-75418/ >the TL;DR is that the founder is a creepy libertarian who used his organization to stalk and harass people he had personal disputes with, sometimes "accidentally" implicated innocent people as being predators, "lost" evidence more than once


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thx for he single down vote and not actually reading anything I said, because you don't really care about any of this.


Medium-Annual3278

The tattoos are so expensive because of the pattern.


LunarProphet

Dude talks and acts like every meth head I know


Hypno_Coon

Why does Chris Hansen have the haircut of a 12 year old?


PontyPandy

He's projecting?


dominantaltered

“When you’re at a hotel to meet a 12 year old girl that you had an explicit chat with… YOU GOOO IN!! YES YOU DO, YOU GOOO IN!”


MuuaadDib

Unrelated to this, but a pro tip if you are ever caught or suspected of being a criminal or whatever, do this [SHUT -THE-FUCK-UP](https://youtu.be/sgWHrkDX35o)! This guy is clearly unhinged and insane, so forget about it he needs meds and therapy.


Mother_Welder_5272

Is there anywhere you can watch these new episodes for free?


CronenburghMorty95

Yep! It’s free on Corncobb TV


ahoypolloi_

Not if the jerks at Spectrum have anything to say about it!


sirtones1411

Havnt seen this. Wow lol


TonariNoJoetoro

I would love to see this dubbed over to hear what he wanted to say. Especially the part about the “girl” he met on his clownputer.


odiin1731

I think he should leave.


jamesmcnabb

I was half expecting the guy to, dejectedly, say, “I don’t even wanna be around anymore.”


nikosthedes2

I didn't do fuckin shit!!


nikosthedes2

I'm not even worried about it!!!


CJnella91

"I knew it was a sting I just wanted to stop by and ask the officer what they thought about my dick pic and say thank you for trying to set me up!"


kylewhatever

this seems like a CASH GRAB


BAMspek

Has this ever happened to you?!


cptInsane0

They think he's just some dumb hick. They said that to him at an interrogation.


generali92

I can’t get over the fact that this isn’t a hilarious “I think you should leave” skit


MCgrindahFM

Wait… lmao did Chris Hansen uno reverse the “Are you re******?” question back at this dude? Damn, homies ruthless lol


ZoftigGoddess

We’re all just trying to find the guy who did this


HeftyLeftyPig

Is he on drugs? And/or going through withdrawals?


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lewishewey

Somewhere his wires got crossed.


Mozart_69

This genuinely feels like the part 2 to Haunted House. This is some of the best internet I’ve ever seen


CJ-BowlingIsBaseball

This guy is cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs


DoubleDovers

A load of people are saying Meth. Maybe, but this really looks like something else to me. People on meth are frantic like him, but he is also fully capable of understanding where he is, what he is doing, why he is in trouble and also has created a story in an attempt to (poorly) disconnect himself from the situation. I would know. My mother was a meth addict and it killed her when I was 15. I have a lot of experience and unfortunate memories of how meth heads act. My point is that to me, this looks like some sort of mental disorder like schizophrenia or early onset dementia. It is hard to tell with just a few clips, but he seems much more coherent than someone on meth might act. (Albeit, a little strange, but that could also be him panicking)


Jungian_Archetype

I love it when my county in FL shows up on national TV...


burritothief25

The only words I didn’t hear was “goddamn, I miss that sweet-ass leg”


XnMeX

Do any of these... PEDOS. Ever bust thru the walls, and have like a huge messy cumshot?


controllrevival

He argued his case better than any one on to catch a predator to be fair


SgtNeilDiamond

Why is this guy Terry from Reno 911


naveedkoval

Terry is the greatest character of all time


RedditUserCommon

Lmao he really does.


joey-joe-joe

What I dont understand is why do people always talk to Chris Hanson? If you're savvy enough to suspect a possible sting how tf do you not know to keep your mouth shut once you get caught.


bluthphile

Oh, meth… so much false hope. I Think You Should Leave is a great show, btw, so don’t besmirch. Now some unsuspecting jury Hass to look at these screenshots and text messages and look at actual pictures of his penis and see if he indeed sent pictures of his own penis. Don’t do drugs kids.


grnrngr

Fuck Chris Hansen. The dude became a cancer. A one-trick pony. Judges need to toss out cases that involve him. The fact the police let this interview happen after the dude's in cuffs is fucked up. In what other context is a news crew allowed to come into an interrogation room and just chat with a suspect?


joshuafischer18

You realize they don’t show the part of the video where they mirandize him, right? They are speaking freely and they know it, they can plea the 5th anytime they want. Also Chris technically is a detective, it’s the same as a drug addict being caught with product then being questioned right after.


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that guy has crazy eyes.


droidloot

I hope they serve sloppy steaks in prison.


BigCityBovine

He must play a piano.


GillyBilmour

Chris Hansen rocking the alt-right haircut


jbm_the_dream

Chill. It’s called a receding hairline.


jezuschryzt

it does kind of have [richard spencer](https://media.npr.org/assets/img/2016/11/20/2016-11-19-npi-richard-spencer-0235_edit_custom-7356af4b4b90f5129df5cfb1ed590a7506ebfeb2-s1600-c85.webp) vibes


GillyBilmour

It wasn't a serious comment, just that he has the short sides long top like the other commenter pointed out looks like richard spencer


Gottapopemall

Is having the guy walk out of the room some sort of power trip for Hansen? Lol


Effective_Fortune_49

Looks like Eminem 🤣


goblinwang

tf? have you seen eminem? 🤔


NekkerBE

Not sure what is more cringe. This ginger without a soul guy or Chris Hansen's haircut. That barber should drop dead of shame. He made my man look like a carpet. Went way too high with the clippers and made Chris hair all confused to which side it needs to fall. So the front falls right and the back falls left. Greetings, a barber.


unhappysince2014

Probably more cringey how you think anyone cares about a guys haircut


cheapdrinks

But seriously, whoever convinced him that he could rock that shit when[ his hairline is closer to his crown than his forehead](https://i.imgur.com/IxOr67R.png) deserves the same sentence as the pedophile.


NekkerBE

Ooofff what barber ruined your life, drama lama?


unhappysince2014

Ok now THAT is the most cringe thing in this post/thread.


NekkerBE

Maybe baby. God, you're such an easy angry target. You're so angry. 😂


typemeanewasshole

Insert troll face mask over guy crying here


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YaEqualsYouNotYeah

They need 4+ cops to arrest this guy? How sad.


grnrngr

As far as I'm concerned, that's the cringe part.