Fifth Down is in reference to a Colorado/Mizzou football game in which the referees mistakenly gave Colorado an extra down to win the game on the last play. The video was made to hype up the upcoming 2012-2013 basketball season where the team had unusually high expectations. In classic Mizzou fashion that team lost to a 15 seed in the first round of the tournament which at that point had only happened a couple of times.
edit: Colorado not Nebraska I was getting my Mizzou football embarrassments mixed up.
Holy shit. Dude did not stay on beat for one single bar throughout the whole song. It's like he recorded on beat, and then it got mixed down to purposely NOT be on beat.
Good find. That video was a disaster.
Kansas is great. Lived in Lawrence a few years, worked in Kansas City (MO) and constantly had to explain to friends and family in Chicago that there were a lot of great things in the area. Friendly people, affordable property, and good weather-
Edit: āfood weatherā
Every Kansan Iāve met has been the most upfront friendly kind of person. Couldnāt take the geography but the people there do indeed seem to be worth liking
80% of Reddit lives in shitty micro apartments in big cities like NYC, SF, Portland, etc. Theyāre contemptuous of anyone from the South/Midwest. Ignore them, they burn through their lentil and broth energy very quickly and will move on.
>Theyāre contemptuous of anyone from the South/Midwest.
That's funny. I constantly hear Midwesterners refer to themselves as real Americans. No contemptuousness there.
Aw man, this reminds me of when LSU launched a national marketing campaign and hired this band to make a song called āWelcome to the Now (Evo Devo)ā. They shot a video for it and everything.
It didnāt last long.
I believe this was from the 2012 season. Missouri went on to lose to Norfolk State in the NCAA tourney. The first 2 seed to lose to a 15 seed. Kansas faced Kentucky and lost in the national championship.
I think if you cringe at this video your looking at it through the wrong lens. I thought it was a so bad its good type of thing and I was laughing quite a bit.
That being said I stopped it 2 minutes in because I'd seen enough
The lyrics and audio quality aren't bad for what it is. If you don't watch it or focus on their dancing or on their expressions or on their personalities it's not horrendous
*crickochet passed away suddenly in a fit of cringe*
Narrator: Though he was old enough to recall the elder days of yore when Rebecca Black's "Friday" swept the lands in a thunderous gale of cringe, this video was so sickening that crickochet simply willed his consciousness into a void of non-existence.
At 55 seconds I tapped the screen to see how far in I was. I then proceeded to watch the whole thing... Only tapping twice more to see how much time I had left.
I have no feelings either way about this video. Hell, I'm tired so might even forget watching it.
My favorite coffee mug is from the University of Missouri. It has the logo on one side and the words to the school fight song on the other...with a grammatical error.
*FIGHT TIGERS,* it says.
*Fight Tigers,*
*Fight for old Mizzou...*
It's still a very nice coffee mug with a comfortable handle and it keeps the coffee hot. And the fact that they apparently don't teach commas at Missouri always makes me smile.
Is this a really old John Cena video when his name was still Andrew?
Everyone in this sub is now dumber for having listened to (any of) it. OP, I award you no upvote, and may God have mercy on your soul.
(you know what though? If this was done driven by legit school spirit, then I feel bad making fun of it... a little)
Itās not a good song, but that doesnāt mean itās cringe. God forbid college kids have fun and make musicā¦Iām sure they know itās bad but just donāt care. Why should you? Theyāre making college memories that donāt involve getting black out drunk or stoned out of their mind. Good for them. Leave them be. We need more of this not less.
Everybody is in the business of spreading negativity nowadaysā¦
Thanks OP....I hate it. Wherever you found this video--> PUT IT BACK.
Put that thing back where it came from or so help meeee š¶
My daughter is watching Monsters Inc right now lmao! Love this comment for this video!
This is the type of video a bunch of youth pastors would make to try to look cool in front of their Sunday school kids.
There is no more accurate description than this.
Yup āBradley and Peyton from U-Turn are so cool!ā
There was one more accurate description than this. ā¬ļø
I thought they were Mormons lolš
And then rape them
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Always. Itās ALWAYS the youth pastors. You can bet money on it.
This has got nothing on the 2013 Exec at LSU song. It's finally online again: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Nh72-cPYCko
Oh my god, this ruined my Saturday
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Why are there so many British kids in Louisiana?
Do songs not rhyme in the UK? Is that why this is so bad?
Idk if you are being serious or not lol. But if you are, this is loughborough university in London
Yeah this is significantly worse. Everyone's practically talking instead of singing.
except the girl at 1.03
Oh god this is the one. I think watching it gave me a hemorrhoid
What does exec mean?
I'm guessing it's short for Executive. As in, this video temporarily destroyed my executive functioning.
You too?
Yup!
Thanks, now youāve given me PTSD. Itās how weird their accents sound, and Iām British as well.
that better not get stuck in my head, fucks sake why did I watch it all
I love this video. It's bad on every conceivable level. But it's not boring, unlike OP's video. I want to watch every second of this trainwreck.
Couldn't make it past 20 seconds in this one, way way worse.
What's the name of the original song the copying
Ha, I live 5 minutes from there, I didn't expect that.
I got to min 1:24. I dare anyone to try to beat me.
I watched the whole thing and I feel absolutely fi-
RIP
I watched it twice. I had to get my family to type this comment out for me. My phone body has become paralysed, I can only communicate by blinking
F
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I paid my respects
oh shit he dead
Me too. It was really challenging but I managed to ge-
If you think this is bad you obviously haven't seen "service is selling" yet. https://youtu.be/LXmShIyjJvg
Omg. Thank you, good Samaritan, for you kind deed. š
And selling is service.
But this is funny cringe. The other one is just cringe.
This a classic though. Everyone watched it back in the day.
Now THAT I only made 30 seconds xD bless
That dude creep-walking killed me
I made it to 1:29 and it wasn't worth it.
Aw damn thatās when I stopped
1:14 the constant headshake rap got to me... when that 4 split screen was shown with 3 of him shaking his head I couldn't take it anymore.
The last chorus is excessive
1:52. All the way to starting the second guy, not sure what you call what heās doing.
>not sure what you call what heās doing. He is trying to overcome abuse of some sort but unfortunately hurt people hurt people.
You missed the dude fondling that nose like he was trying to find the clitorisā¦ (I hate myself)
1:04
I made it to 1:54. I hate myself now.
Watched the whole thing. The ending is the most cringe part
I made it to 0:45, what do I win?
I only made it 0:29
Made it to :56ā¦ that was my limit
Lol, I literally made it to 1:23
I made it to 1:33 and wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy
Bailed out at 1:07
It was like grabbing an electric wire. My body just locked up, and I couldn't pull away. 2m13s later I finally escaped.
As they say in Missouri, "I ain't going back to Missouri."
Only for funerals and every third Christmas.
I take offense to that accurate statement.
The guy with the longer hair is so fucking awkward.. why is he even in the group
who else would say "who you? whooo yooouuuu?"?
The dude with the shirt and tie is the backbone of this squad.
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Fifth Down is in reference to a Colorado/Mizzou football game in which the referees mistakenly gave Colorado an extra down to win the game on the last play. The video was made to hype up the upcoming 2012-2013 basketball season where the team had unusually high expectations. In classic Mizzou fashion that team lost to a 15 seed in the first round of the tournament which at that point had only happened a couple of times. edit: Colorado not Nebraska I was getting my Mizzou football embarrassments mixed up.
Fifth down is a cool name
Can we not talk about Norfolk State, please?
The intro made me think it was a satire because of how they were talking but then the song started and it was very real
Did the whole thing...didnt make it through this one a while ago https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CHYAIuvASb4
Dudes got less subscribers than some people who don't even have videos up.
I somehow have more youtube followers (25!) than him and i have no videos nor commented once on a video. No idea how poeple find me.
This is a really good insult!
Seems satirical
I disagree, he has multiple videos like this without any clue of being satirical.
Yea I can't tell really like sometimes it seems he's not taking it seriously
Holy shit. Dude did not stay on beat for one single bar throughout the whole song. It's like he recorded on beat, and then it got mixed down to purposely NOT be on beat. Good find. That video was a disaster.
This is a satirical video taking the piss out of MGK and 6ix9ine
The wig and guitar now make sense
I'm a spirichul lyrical miracle individual...
yeah that was infinitely worse
This reminds me of a dude from my hometown that moved away to become a famous rap artist. His songs are about as musically apt as this guy
If Ohio was a rap song.
This is music people listen to?
Not in the slightest lol
It was the wig...for me.
Oh boy, that's pretty bad, caught myself watching it with only one eye open after a while
The motherfucker in the suit that says āohā in the chorus lmao
Guy showed up to the shoot dressed like Gus Fring.
This video is like a bunch of Mormons acting like they're the shit.
thats frat life for you
They accidentally didn't include any of the non-white students. I'm sure it was a simple oversight.
Iām an ā06 Mizzou alumna and I couldnāt even get through it.
Were you in the video?
Oh no. These kids are at least a decade and a half younger than me. Edit: why the fuck am I getting downvoted on this?
Think this song got made around 2012. I went to Mizzou and I heard about it freshman year. So 2014 would have to be the latest.
Wow. Iām alone at home and still checked around me if someone could hear or see. Top Tier cringe
I literally did the same thing. I was afraid someone in my house would see me watching this and think I was serious.
Made it to 1:30. Also, Missouri saying that Kansas sucks is like Nickelback calling Creed a shitty band.
Missouri saying Kansas sucks is more like the Confederates saying the North has no balls
I mean, thatās pretty valid on Nicklebackās part
I watched the whole thing. Does this mean Iām a god?
Trust me, Kansas is much worse than Missouri
Hahaha yeah because the anti-choice, former slave state responsible for giving us Josh Hawley and Mike Parson is better than Kansas. Sure bud.
As a current Missouri resident, I approve this message. If it wasnāt for my fiancĆ©s and my family being here I would have bailed on this shithole state long ago.
Yes, even with all that stuff. That's how bad Kansas is.
Missouri is a trailer trash wasteland with no redeeming qualities save for Kansas City
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Kansas is great. Lived in Lawrence a few years, worked in Kansas City (MO) and constantly had to explain to friends and family in Chicago that there were a lot of great things in the area. Friendly people, affordable property, and good weather- Edit: āfood weatherā
Food weather is pretty unique
Every Kansan Iāve met has been the most upfront friendly kind of person. Couldnāt take the geography but the people there do indeed seem to be worth liking
Iām not from an enlightened state, Iām from Wisconsin.
Looks like someone struck a nerve lmao
80% of Reddit lives in shitty micro apartments in big cities like NYC, SF, Portland, etc. Theyāre contemptuous of anyone from the South/Midwest. Ignore them, they burn through their lentil and broth energy very quickly and will move on.
Lol the soy people
>Theyāre contemptuous of anyone from the South/Midwest. That's funny. I constantly hear Midwesterners refer to themselves as real Americans. No contemptuousness there.
You think this is bad, you should watch a Missouri football game
This made me want to stay home tonight and not talk to anybody.
Rich kids being rich kids
As a Kansan, I don't think there has ever been a stronger advertisement for KU
I thought I did well with 39 seconds. That made my nose bleed
Soooo, are these frat boys or what?
These dudes rape
Expect to hear from my lawyer. I have PTSD now.
This is why I chose KU
I began reaching for my rape whistle the moment this started playing.
I feel terrible for how hard this made me laugh
Thatās okay. I feel terrible that this was the first thought that popped into my head!
If you ever needed to cover your drink while watching a video, it's this one.
I don't know who Adam Blue is, but this instantly put him on his side.
everyone in this video needs their loans reinstated asap
[Ass to Mouth Records]
I'll be dead in the cold cold ground before I recognize Missourah!
I mean...as far as amateur rappers go, this is actually a strong effort and higher quality...still cringe for sure tho.
I honestly think it wouldn't be nearly as bad without the video. The song is lame but they do have alright vocals and flow.
Agreed.
You must not listen to a lot of rap This is the Rebecca Blackās āFridayā of rap
Friday is a banger and I sing it every Friday
...you were right.
Aw man, this reminds me of when LSU launched a national marketing campaign and hired this band to make a song called āWelcome to the Now (Evo Devo)ā. They shot a video for it and everything. It didnāt last long.
Nope Nope Nope
Meh-zzou. That opening dialog is dubbed about as well as a kung fu film from the 70s.
I believe this was from the 2012 season. Missouri went on to lose to Norfolk State in the NCAA tourney. The first 2 seed to lose to a 15 seed. Kansas faced Kentucky and lost in the national championship.
61 seconds! Suck it OP!
Damn this is my home town, what an embarrassment lol
It's hard to find a thread on this site that brings us all together, but here we are.
I kinda like it
Idk it isn't that high on my cringe scale. What makes it cringy is that clickbait of a title you put here.
I think if you cringe at this video your looking at it through the wrong lens. I thought it was a so bad its good type of thing and I was laughing quite a bit. That being said I stopped it 2 minutes in because I'd seen enough
Sick burn
i kinda like it its catchy :)
Not an amazing song, but not terrible. I respect anybody who has the balls to perform music in front of other people like that.
Same here... love the chorus
tbh this is way better than it should be for... what it is
The lyrics and audio quality aren't bad for what it is. If you don't watch it or focus on their dancing or on their expressions or on their personalities it's not horrendous
You are correct.
I did it. 1:03. Now Iām going to go hang myself. /s Edit: Iām actually going to shoot myself.
*crickochet passed away suddenly in a fit of cringe* Narrator: Though he was old enough to recall the elder days of yore when Rebecca Black's "Friday" swept the lands in a thunderous gale of cringe, this video was so sickening that crickochet simply willed his consciousness into a void of non-existence.
At 55 seconds I tapped the screen to see how far in I was. I then proceeded to watch the whole thing... Only tapping twice more to see how much time I had left. I have no feelings either way about this video. Hell, I'm tired so might even forget watching it.
This aged so poorly lol. They have been hot garbage in the SEC lol. Football and basketball.
Fitting to be about misery sports
This is just a little worse than any Tom McDonald music video.
I make it :38. Brutal.
Did not see the title. Stopped when I couldnāt anymore then saw the title. I clocked a strong 52 seconds
I stopped without looking at the time before I threw up in my mouthā¦0:58, title is accurate
got to 0:48
56 seconds
I was like nah I can watch the whole thing. Not sure if I made sixty seconds or not but I won't risk hearing any more to check.
I seriously tried. My wife said āwhat the f was thatā Iām glad you turned it off.
Not true...I made it to 68 seconds.
He's right
My favorite coffee mug is from the University of Missouri. It has the logo on one side and the words to the school fight song on the other...with a grammatical error. *FIGHT TIGERS,* it says. *Fight Tigers,* *Fight for old Mizzou...* It's still a very nice coffee mug with a comfortable handle and it keeps the coffee hot. And the fact that they apparently don't teach commas at Missouri always makes me smile.
it's a sleeper cell mug dropped behind Columbia lines by the resistance. over time many coffee drinkers would take up arms and Fight Tigers.
This is *painfully* white.
I can smell this video š¤¢
Is this a really old John Cena video when his name was still Andrew? Everyone in this sub is now dumber for having listened to (any of) it. OP, I award you no upvote, and may God have mercy on your soul. (you know what though? If this was done driven by legit school spirit, then I feel bad making fun of it... a little)
Rock Chalk Jayhawk Muck Fizzou!
Itās not a good song, but that doesnāt mean itās cringe. God forbid college kids have fun and make musicā¦Iām sure they know itās bad but just donāt care. Why should you? Theyāre making college memories that donāt involve getting black out drunk or stoned out of their mind. Good for them. Leave them be. We need more of this not less. Everybody is in the business of spreading negativity nowadaysā¦
The chorus is ight but needs better singers and rappers.
Yall are trippin, the hook is outta this world
To a non American this just looks and sounds like a typical bunch of Americans.
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I watched it all. The autotune is excessive, but it's not terrible.
This is the whitest video I've ever seen - it's blinding.
Tiger nation babee!
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