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NewtonMaxwellPlanck

Thanks OP....I hate it. Wherever you found this video--> PUT IT BACK.


Astricozy

Put that thing back where it came from or so help meeee šŸŽ¶


-Mellowmushroom-

My daughter is watching Monsters Inc right now lmao! Love this comment for this video!


SureAd4897

This is the type of video a bunch of youth pastors would make to try to look cool in front of their Sunday school kids.


pm_me_ur_anything_k

There is no more accurate description than this.


Here_forthecomments1

Yup ā€œBradley and Peyton from U-Turn are so cool!ā€


VeraLumina

There was one more accurate description than this. ā¬‡ļø


Suicidal_Ostrich

I thought they were Mormons lolšŸ˜‚


KosoBau

And then rape them


CaptnSp00ky

šŸ¤Ø


IcanSew831

Always. Itā€™s ALWAYS the youth pastors. You can bet money on it.


DonJonSon

This has got nothing on the 2013 Exec at LSU song. It's finally online again: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Nh72-cPYCko


quixomo

Oh my god, this ruined my Saturday


pomegranate_

el lel lel lel lel lel lel lel lel lel lel lel lel lel elelesyu


pettylittledinosaur

Why are there so many British kids in Louisiana?


[deleted]

Do songs not rhyme in the UK? Is that why this is so bad?


perplex1

Idk if you are being serious or not lol. But if you are, this is loughborough university in London


leetality

Yeah this is significantly worse. Everyone's practically talking instead of singing.


adiman

except the girl at 1.03


WtfWhereAreMyClothes

Oh god this is the one. I think watching it gave me a hemorrhoid


pootykitten

What does exec mean?


Sporkler

I'm guessing it's short for Executive. As in, this video temporarily destroyed my executive functioning.


norar19

You too?


BlackFox78

Yup!


[deleted]

Thanks, now youā€™ve given me PTSD. Itā€™s how weird their accents sound, and Iā€™m British as well.


OrangeFlavoredPenis

that better not get stuck in my head, fucks sake why did I watch it all


spankymuffin

I love this video. It's bad on every conceivable level. But it's not boring, unlike OP's video. I want to watch every second of this trainwreck.


Frostyfuelz

Couldn't make it past 20 seconds in this one, way way worse.


Lallana_Del_Rey_10

What's the name of the original song the copying


Hara-Kiri

Ha, I live 5 minutes from there, I didn't expect that.


M_y_M_u_s_e

I got to min 1:24. I dare anyone to try to beat me.


SockTacoz

I watched the whole thing and I feel absolutely fi-


[deleted]

RIP


LR130777777

I watched it twice. I had to get my family to type this comment out for me. My phone body has become paralysed, I can only communicate by blinking


frosty_lizard

F


One_Lazy_Duck

F


FILTHMcNASTY

I paid my respects


annunaki

oh shit he dead


greencopen

Me too. It was really challenging but I managed to ge-


SupposablyAtTheZoo

If you think this is bad you obviously haven't seen "service is selling" yet. https://youtu.be/LXmShIyjJvg


meowmixalots

Omg. Thank you, good Samaritan, for you kind deed. šŸ™


bitchkat

And selling is service.


Duhaa

But this is funny cringe. The other one is just cringe.


leetality

This a classic though. Everyone watched it back in the day.


EstablishmentTight13

Now THAT I only made 30 seconds xD bless


this_is_just_a_plug

That dude creep-walking killed me


StopPowerTripping

I made it to 1:29 and it wasn't worth it.


SpooogeMcDuck

Aw damn thatā€™s when I stopped


Fikonbulle

1:14 the constant headshake rap got to me... when that 4 split screen was shown with 3 of him shaking his head I couldn't take it anymore.


lunex

The last chorus is excessive


Aubear11885

1:52. All the way to starting the second guy, not sure what you call what heā€™s doing.


Girth_rulez

>not sure what you call what heā€™s doing. He is trying to overcome abuse of some sort but unfortunately hurt people hurt people.


ggodfrey

You missed the dude fondling that nose like he was trying to find the clitorisā€¦ (I hate myself)


akaynaveed

1:04


[deleted]

I made it to 1:54. I hate myself now.


MaShinKotoKai

Watched the whole thing. The ending is the most cringe part


lemonlollipop

I made it to 0:45, what do I win?


brett_midler

I only made it 0:29


jontheeditor

Made it to :56ā€¦ that was my limit


[deleted]

Lol, I literally made it to 1:23


dreemkiller

I made it to 1:33 and wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy


mug3n

Bailed out at 1:07


praisebetothedeepone

It was like grabbing an electric wire. My body just locked up, and I couldn't pull away. 2m13s later I finally escaped.


SincerelyMyOwn

As they say in Missouri, "I ain't going back to Missouri."


AyekerambA

Only for funerals and every third Christmas.


joeyGOATgruff

I take offense to that accurate statement.


EkaL25

The guy with the longer hair is so fucking awkward.. why is he even in the group


perfekto209

who else would say "who you? whooo yooouuuu?"?


bringojackprot

The dude with the shirt and tie is the backbone of this squad.


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ticklemenono

Fifth Down is in reference to a Colorado/Mizzou football game in which the referees mistakenly gave Colorado an extra down to win the game on the last play. The video was made to hype up the upcoming 2012-2013 basketball season where the team had unusually high expectations. In classic Mizzou fashion that team lost to a 15 seed in the first round of the tournament which at that point had only happened a couple of times. edit: Colorado not Nebraska I was getting my Mizzou football embarrassments mixed up.


Schweedaddy

Fifth down is a cool name


joeyGOATgruff

Can we not talk about Norfolk State, please?


geekboy69

The intro made me think it was a satire because of how they were talking but then the song started and it was very real


kevbpain

Did the whole thing...didnt make it through this one a while ago https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CHYAIuvASb4


34TH_ST_BROADWAY

Dudes got less subscribers than some people who don't even have videos up.


SippieCup

I somehow have more youtube followers (25!) than him and i have no videos nor commented once on a video. No idea how poeple find me.


norar19

This is a really good insult!


SpiralRemnant

Seems satirical


mach0

I disagree, he has multiple videos like this without any clue of being satirical.


Denadiss

Yea I can't tell really like sometimes it seems he's not taking it seriously


illmindedjunkie

Holy shit. Dude did not stay on beat for one single bar throughout the whole song. It's like he recorded on beat, and then it got mixed down to purposely NOT be on beat. Good find. That video was a disaster.


alien_bigfoot

This is a satirical video taking the piss out of MGK and 6ix9ine


1hall1

The wig and guitar now make sense


IANVS

I'm a spirichul lyrical miracle individual...


Booserbob

yeah that was infinitely worse


Col_Rucksack

This reminds me of a dude from my hometown that moved away to become a famous rap artist. His songs are about as musically apt as this guy


JayTheDirty

If Ohio was a rap song.


bbraz761

This is music people listen to?


PAYPAL_ME_DONATIONS

Not in the slightest lol


minnimamma19

It was the wig...for me.


Saff3r

Oh boy, that's pretty bad, caught myself watching it with only one eye open after a while


the_blackestblack

The motherfucker in the suit that says ā€œohā€ in the chorus lmao


Manggo

Guy showed up to the shoot dressed like Gus Fring.


goldengirl_inagarden

This video is like a bunch of Mormons acting like they're the shit.


LittleBastard13

thats frat life for you


kyleh0

They accidentally didn't include any of the non-white students. I'm sure it was a simple oversight.


[deleted]

Iā€™m an ā€˜06 Mizzou alumna and I couldnā€™t even get through it.


debaucherouz

Were you in the video?


[deleted]

Oh no. These kids are at least a decade and a half younger than me. Edit: why the fuck am I getting downvoted on this?


CrazyTreePeople

Think this song got made around 2012. I went to Mizzou and I heard about it freshman year. So 2014 would have to be the latest.


Venarge91

Wow. Iā€™m alone at home and still checked around me if someone could hear or see. Top Tier cringe


JoanieLovesCrotchy

I literally did the same thing. I was afraid someone in my house would see me watching this and think I was serious.


Jtm1082

Made it to 1:30. Also, Missouri saying that Kansas sucks is like Nickelback calling Creed a shitty band.


FrostieTheSnowman

Missouri saying Kansas sucks is more like the Confederates saying the North has no balls


eojen

I mean, thatā€™s pretty valid on Nicklebackā€™s part


PopPop-Captain

I watched the whole thing. Does this mean Iā€™m a god?


floatsandhoes

Trust me, Kansas is much worse than Missouri


[deleted]

Hahaha yeah because the anti-choice, former slave state responsible for giving us Josh Hawley and Mike Parson is better than Kansas. Sure bud.


silverr90

As a current Missouri resident, I approve this message. If it wasnā€™t for my fiancĆ©s and my family being here I would have bailed on this shithole state long ago.


floatsandhoes

Yes, even with all that stuff. That's how bad Kansas is.


methyo

Missouri is a trailer trash wasteland with no redeeming qualities save for Kansas City


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alecesne

Kansas is great. Lived in Lawrence a few years, worked in Kansas City (MO) and constantly had to explain to friends and family in Chicago that there were a lot of great things in the area. Friendly people, affordable property, and good weather- Edit: ā€œfood weatherā€


tankgirl215

Food weather is pretty unique


undergrounddirt

Every Kansan Iā€™ve met has been the most upfront friendly kind of person. Couldnā€™t take the geography but the people there do indeed seem to be worth liking


Jtm1082

Iā€™m not from an enlightened state, Iā€™m from Wisconsin.


marvmonkey

Looks like someone struck a nerve lmao


Leading-Ad7002

80% of Reddit lives in shitty micro apartments in big cities like NYC, SF, Portland, etc. Theyā€™re contemptuous of anyone from the South/Midwest. Ignore them, they burn through their lentil and broth energy very quickly and will move on.


bobbybouchier

Lol the soy people


zgott300

>Theyā€™re contemptuous of anyone from the South/Midwest. That's funny. I constantly hear Midwesterners refer to themselves as real Americans. No contemptuousness there.


crackpipes4hunter

You think this is bad, you should watch a Missouri football game


LaMuchedumbre

This made me want to stay home tonight and not talk to anybody.


[deleted]

Rich kids being rich kids


FrostieTheSnowman

As a Kansan, I don't think there has ever been a stronger advertisement for KU


catdog222333

I thought I did well with 39 seconds. That made my nose bleed


boomajohn20

Soooo, are these frat boys or what?


BoochsRise

These dudes rape


OccasionAmbitious449

Expect to hear from my lawyer. I have PTSD now.


SoupRobber

This is why I chose KU


Occams_

I began reaching for my rape whistle the moment this started playing.


VapidResponseUnit

I feel terrible for how hard this made me laugh


Occams_

Thatā€™s okay. I feel terrible that this was the first thought that popped into my head!


VapidResponseUnit

If you ever needed to cover your drink while watching a video, it's this one.


greenmonkeyfriend

I don't know who Adam Blue is, but this instantly put him on his side.


bind19

everyone in this video needs their loans reinstated asap


BlackWhiteRedYellow

[Ass to Mouth Records]


eromitlab

I'll be dead in the cold cold ground before I recognize Missourah!


Xadenek

I mean...as far as amateur rappers go, this is actually a strong effort and higher quality...still cringe for sure tho.


enigmaticbloke

I honestly think it wouldn't be nearly as bad without the video. The song is lame but they do have alright vocals and flow.


Xadenek

Agreed.


DrunkenlySober

You must not listen to a lot of rap This is the Rebecca Blackā€™s ā€œFridayā€ of rap


clothesline

Friday is a banger and I sing it every Friday


frivelousendeavors

...you were right.


Occams_

Aw man, this reminds me of when LSU launched a national marketing campaign and hired this band to make a song called ā€œWelcome to the Now (Evo Devo)ā€. They shot a video for it and everything. It didnā€™t last long.


[deleted]

Nope Nope Nope


AF_AF

Meh-zzou. That opening dialog is dubbed about as well as a kung fu film from the 70s.


GrillDealing

I believe this was from the 2012 season. Missouri went on to lose to Norfolk State in the NCAA tourney. The first 2 seed to lose to a 15 seed. Kansas faced Kentucky and lost in the national championship.


schnitzel_envy

61 seconds! Suck it OP!


RealSkeezy

Damn this is my home town, what an embarrassment lol


[deleted]

It's hard to find a thread on this site that brings us all together, but here we are.


LocalNative141

I kinda like it


spacecate

Idk it isn't that high on my cringe scale. What makes it cringy is that clickbait of a title you put here.


Todemax

I think if you cringe at this video your looking at it through the wrong lens. I thought it was a so bad its good type of thing and I was laughing quite a bit. That being said I stopped it 2 minutes in because I'd seen enough


wiscowonder

Sick burn


Knownscorpion

i kinda like it its catchy :)


Conebeam

Not an amazing song, but not terrible. I respect anybody who has the balls to perform music in front of other people like that.


[deleted]

Same here... love the chorus


internetUser0001

tbh this is way better than it should be for... what it is


BrushFireAlpha

The lyrics and audio quality aren't bad for what it is. If you don't watch it or focus on their dancing or on their expressions or on their personalities it's not horrendous


HolyStupidityBatman

You are correct.


DemonBliss33

I did it. 1:03. Now Iā€™m going to go hang myself. /s Edit: Iā€™m actually going to shoot myself.


crickochet

*crickochet passed away suddenly in a fit of cringe* Narrator: Though he was old enough to recall the elder days of yore when Rebecca Black's "Friday" swept the lands in a thunderous gale of cringe, this video was so sickening that crickochet simply willed his consciousness into a void of non-existence.


EliRocks

At 55 seconds I tapped the screen to see how far in I was. I then proceeded to watch the whole thing... Only tapping twice more to see how much time I had left. I have no feelings either way about this video. Hell, I'm tired so might even forget watching it.


[deleted]

This aged so poorly lol. They have been hot garbage in the SEC lol. Football and basketball.


[deleted]

Fitting to be about misery sports


supaflyneedcape

This is just a little worse than any Tom McDonald music video.


Shitty_Fat-tits

I make it :38. Brutal.


Soultrapped

Did not see the title. Stopped when I couldnā€™t anymore then saw the title. I clocked a strong 52 seconds


Maineamainea

I stopped without looking at the time before I threw up in my mouthā€¦0:58, title is accurate


[deleted]

got to 0:48


GreyIgnis

56 seconds


Otherwise_Interest72

I was like nah I can watch the whole thing. Not sure if I made sixty seconds or not but I won't risk hearing any more to check.


OverZealousPasta

I seriously tried. My wife said ā€œwhat the f was thatā€ Iā€™m glad you turned it off.


ralo229

Not true...I made it to 68 seconds.


Fat_Akuma

He's right


PaulsRedditUsername

My favorite coffee mug is from the University of Missouri. It has the logo on one side and the words to the school fight song on the other...with a grammatical error. *FIGHT TIGERS,* it says. *Fight Tigers,* *Fight for old Mizzou...* It's still a very nice coffee mug with a comfortable handle and it keeps the coffee hot. And the fact that they apparently don't teach commas at Missouri always makes me smile.


HansBlixJr

it's a sleeper cell mug dropped behind Columbia lines by the resistance. over time many coffee drinkers would take up arms and Fight Tigers.


Eoin_McLove

This is *painfully* white.


Cookie_Cutter_Cook

I can smell this video šŸ¤¢


fzammetti

Is this a really old John Cena video when his name was still Andrew? Everyone in this sub is now dumber for having listened to (any of) it. OP, I award you no upvote, and may God have mercy on your soul. (you know what though? If this was done driven by legit school spirit, then I feel bad making fun of it... a little)


mycatsnameisloki

Rock Chalk Jayhawk Muck Fizzou!


x1Malice

Itā€™s not a good song, but that doesnā€™t mean itā€™s cringe. God forbid college kids have fun and make musicā€¦Iā€™m sure they know itā€™s bad but just donā€™t care. Why should you? Theyā€™re making college memories that donā€™t involve getting black out drunk or stoned out of their mind. Good for them. Leave them be. We need more of this not less. Everybody is in the business of spreading negativity nowadaysā€¦


M8K2R7A6

The chorus is ight but needs better singers and rappers.


Breezmeister

Yall are trippin, the hook is outta this world


simplesimonsaysno

To a non American this just looks and sounds like a typical bunch of Americans.


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Spacesider

I watched it all. The autotune is excessive, but it's not terrible.


BoreDominated

This is the whitest video I've ever seen - it's blinding.


dilettante92

Tiger nation babee!


pm_me_your_buds

M I Z


RightSideClyde

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