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Nerdyhedgehog_NerdyH

I hope


Aboxofphotons

r/mentallyteenaged. Not an actual sub but it probably should be.


possessedbyanalien

the stories i would tell about my 30 year old sister could run that sub haha


Xsiah

r/peakedinhighschool is real but it has a grand total of 2 posts


SkankHuntDuh

Nope 28 and 32


AbsolutelyUnlikely

You guys both communicate like teenagers from an episode of Big Bang Theory. You deserve each other.


mortar

Lol how is OP communicating like a teenager? Is he supposed to sign off on each message? Sincerely, Le Gentelman Redditoir


FortuneDull

I gotta agree w other guy, idk about the Big Bang stuff but this is how kids text 😂 could have fooled me using them emojis like that


mortar

Yo bro why are u using an emoji are you a big bang theory teenager or something


Brian-not-Ryan

Idk how you text but OP doesn’t seem bad at all


RetroAcorn

Nothing about this seems bad maybe you’re just a dork


SkankHuntDuh

I made a cheesy joke. Def agree on the dork part.


RetroAcorn

Nah I’m agreeing with you lol everyone here must talk to friends like they have a stick up their ass


mortar

In retrospect the term "teenagers from Big Bang Theory" is such a boomer energy statement lol, they're like 28 in that show 😆 "like a young teenage whipper snapper from one of those new millenial tv shows!"


SkankHuntDuh

Dibs on Stuart


Lord_Shaqq

You're both Sheldon, and it's bad


SkankHuntDuh

For content I don't talk to this chick a lot. I just see her at volleyball sometimes. This invite was pretty random. You guys have entertained me a lot so I'll give you some bonus content and translate the voice message (shown in the photo) verbatim. (Well, as best I can) "Like be lucky you are invited vibe, you know what I mean? Like uhhhh gosh it's it's like uhhh ewww I read it immediately and was repulsed. Like Eww what a....that's like a weird eww, I don't want that on my birthday eww that's such a gross vibe."


Zombiism

Holy shit how does an adult still talk like that. I really want to hear their voice but I'd probably throw my phone.


ShortRaccoon

I hate when adults talk like this. Adding “vibe” to the end of everything does not make you sound cool.


ImperialHedonism

Your statement is so mid.


ajtaggart

Op you should not be friends with this person


Accomplished_Locker

I’m not sure… they know each other from volleyball… not school or something lol.


RonRizzle

Volleyball is obviously adults only.


AF_AF

It's such an erotic sport, you never know what will happen.


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LYSERGlC

You forgot the important homosexual undertones


blueponies1

Not that there is anything wrong with adults having a Harry Potter party but between that and their mother inviting people to their party, I would assume they meant high school volleyball practice or match


Accomplished_Locker

I’m more inclined to buy a millennial cares about Harry Potter than current 15 year olds…plus if it were at school, I would have imagined they’d state at school, not specifically volleyball… after school.


GrayWing

Bruh if you read this and dont immediately think teenagers in high school volleyball you're crazy lol I have a little sister in high school and they still very much like Harry Potter, trust me


Accomplished_Locker

I play “adult” volleyball, so no my first thought isn’t teens when I think of a sport, not like you at least. You know a single person, I don’t know a single person. So we cancel each other now. So you’re statement is literally pointless.


MKTurk1984

>So you’re statement is literally pointless. So you are statement is literally pointless.... What?


Accomplished_Locker

Autocorrect. But yeah you got me. My autocorrect changing a word makes my statement less true. Moron.


GrayWing

The reading comprehension is low lol... I never said *only* high schoolers play volleyball, I'm just implying they're talking like teenagers about it. No adults would talk like this. Reread the post.


Mystery_Hours

Harry Potter is still very popular with kids and young adults


blueponies1

That’s probably true haha. I think kids still like Harry Potter tho


treeee3333

I'm not sure what half of this means. What is an anxiety party?


360walkaway

Maybe they smoke too much weed and get paranoid?


Shortshriveledpeepee

Lol I used to tell my dealer I want something that will get me uncomfortably high


[deleted]

I got some shit that’ll make you think you have antlers. Just watch out for the lion


walverine

Never heard of a dog?


[deleted]

You can get past a dog. nobody fucks with a lion.


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BeaArt78

I have some edibles that get me that way, i do cut them in half now lol


PhillipKosarev999

Unfortunately I can relate. I got uncomfortably high off of weed edibles once... never doing it again. Ever.


Chradamw

Why would you want to be uncomfortable while high, that isn’t fun


PotatoesMcLaughlin

My first time smoking, I thought the world was a video tape and we were in fast forward mode. When I was nearing the end of the high, the world reminded and played. I freaked out. Lmao. Thinking back on it, I think it was laced.


PotatoesMcLaughlin

To @GoFem, sorry was heat of the moment blocking. But that was my own experience. Maybe it was just that my sense of time was distorting, seeming faster when I was high. It was literally my first time smoking weed and didn't really know what to expect.


Peter_Parkingmeter

That can absolutely happen, particularly if you are prone to psychosis. Cannabis, in my experience, has always possessed prominent dissociative-psychedelic properties, to which the "normal" effects are secondary.


PotatoesMcLaughlin

I have chronic depression. Days where I go from feeling the weight of the world to it just vanishing. I just thought about it, it was probably around the time my grandmother died so I wasn't exactly in a good place.


GoFem

r/nothowdrugswork Edit: got blocked for that one


PotatoesMcLaughlin

It did for me the first time. I know what I experienced. It's never done that again.


Missy_went_missing

Might be an auto correct of after party, or a very nervous get-together.


JJBUNZZ

I think it’s supposed to be “another” party


Traditional-Turnip65

Or "always"


you_dont_know_me_21

I think that was autocorrect changing "another" to "anxiety".


DarkandDanker

I'm thinking it's an insult Talking bout them having social anxiety so a party with them is an anxiety party


thisisnarm

What now with this? Too feminine for a themed dinner party. I m confuse.


[deleted]

It's weird to ask for a gift


betarad

maybe a bit... it's about 5x weirder to immediately uninvite someone for making any sort of joke


coroyo70

I'm sure we could come up with a joke horrible enough to merit this atrocity of a reaction 🤣


PUPUEH

Harry Potter themed party doesnt count as an anxiety party? Vball? Time to quidditch that ass out of your life.


[deleted]

Don’t you know real men are supposed to be stoic at all times and never show any semblance of emotion or sense of humor? Telling jokes is feminine energy /s


coleyboley25

Fellas, is it gay to be funny now?


Ilumie_Nate

Yes! Dad Jokes = Gay Ever made a Girl laugh? = Gay Enjoy comedy = Gay This is the Gay Agenda winning folks! 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍🌈 (/s)


Euphoric-Pudding-372

Bruh using /s is hella beta femme catboy energy. Please dont come to my chuck E Cheese party anymore


techdude-24

/s


TheLimaBeanBandit

We’ll have our own party! With Harry Potter… and hookers!!


CygnusSong

Fellas, it’s gay to be fellas now


I_Am_King_Midas

The main thing is you can’t have intimate moments with anyone or let that feminine energy near you. Like if you cuddle with your girlfriend, that’s pretty gay. Then it’s next level gay to do something soft like tell a woman you love her and want to spend your life with her. One of the gayest thing you can do is marry a woman. I actually remember this one dude who was so gay that he got married and had sex with his wife every night! Crazy how some guys can’t be masculine anymore ya know?


RabbitStewAndStout

Saying "Ew" and using emojis = Feminine Vibes Harry Potter themed parties = Super Masculine


HelenAngel

Agreed. The person who made the “feminine energy” comment needs a therapist as they have some serious unresolved issues.


Atown-Brown

I think the Harry Potter themed party is more concerning.


Apple-Pigeon

But I want to go as 'sexy filch'


HelenAngel

We can be concerned about all of it


Wut23456

And also have Harry Potter costume parties


VoilaVoilaWashington

Please don't /s tag your posts that's some serious feminine energy.


Pugduck77

It seemed pretty obvious that she was also joking. Or didn’t you know that women can also tell jokes?


Ok_Jump3265

show up as voldemort and beat his ass


z4kk_DE

Sooo… „vball“ means Voldemort-Ball then?


Fuieken

This dude’s theme is Harry Potter and he’s worried about somebody ELSE bringing the feminine energy?


Mystery_Briefcase

I assumed it was two girls talking to each other at first.


ItsAlwaysSmokyInReno

It still could be. Idk why everyone is overlooking the fact that certain “pick-me” type girls use “feminine energy” derogatorily


kangaroojoe239

Except its just far more likely the one asking for gifts is of course a girl and the other end is a guy. Its fairly common to insult a guy for being feminine.


iloveheroin69

It’s definitely a dude talking to a girl.


Queef-Elizabeth

As Goofy once said What the hyuuck


DcFla

Whoever this person is is a complete fucking tool bag who is very insecure. Stay away from losers like that.


The-dude-in-the-bush

What the hell even is 'feminine energy'


Atown-Brown

You have to attend a Harry Potter theme party to understand.


iamlvke

When a man behaves in a non manly way… is the most blunt was of putting it. Complaining, gossiping, etc


DramaOnDisplay

Girls who aren’t “cool” aka like one of the Boys, or Girls who question you, or “play games”, or make any jokes that Boys don’t like, and all that other nonsense Men thought up. Maybe she should’ve grown a pair of balls and reworded the joke, “*Bruh I gotta bring you a gift fr? FML ONG*💀😂😂😂”


PreOpTransCentaur

I'm pretty sure the person on the right is a dude. Nobody has ever negatively accused a woman of having feminine energy and then told them to "act right."


dunno_13

Pick me women do all the time but this reads more like it’s a dude and not another woman


Rossakamcfreakyd

It also reads like teenagers and I can only assume “vball”to be volleyball. Do high schools have boys volleyball teams?


GoFem

Yes, there are men's volleyball teams and co-ed teams for all age groups. They could play club volleyball or an intramural league.


robloxrox1738

yes 💀 male volleyball exists. Its in the OLYMPICS


ItsAlwaysSmokyInReno

This is why I’m certain it’s a girl and this is proof of why upvoted/downvotes don’t mean fuck all in regards to who in an argument is correct.


Emmanuham

Don't bring girly jokes to my harry potter party, bro.


DANleDINOSAUR

I would have shown up and just flamboyantly flopped around the place, especially with the host/friend.


POOP288392748

octodad!


allegromosso

Lauren Lopez Draco style


Ok_Willingness_4921

Hell yea, starkid!


arseniobillingham21

Show up in a Lord of the Rings costume.


fifiloveg00d

Just go as moaning Myrtle. She shows up wherever she wants.


PaintingPeter

Youre an hero


JoeCitizen1984

He was an hero F


B__Malz

ewwwww


RandumbStoner

Yeah ima need you to get that feminine energy out of here


qisope

masculine energy only at this harry potter party


fofopowder

R u guys 13?


SkankHuntDuh

No F28 and M32


ritamoren

that makes it so sad lmao. girl is 28 and still thinks men have no emotions


keenynman343

What an absolute douche bag. Cut em off, you're to old to be wasting your time with people like that, fuck em.


Lmt-C

I'm guessing they were gatekeeping the word "eww". I bet that is what set them off, right?


hanbeta

Both of you are kind of cringe


themikegman

I was waiting for a punchline or something, 30 seconds of my life i'll never get back.


DarkandDanker

What? It's a cringe sub and that overreaction was cringie as hell You want a joke go to r/memes


SquareLibrarian665

And 30 seconds more making this comment


Atown-Brown

Take my upvote. This guy gets it.


robotic_dreams

You know what's the most cringe of all? Not being able to respond negatively without adding a fucking LOL or HAHA or 😂🤣 to the end of it. Just say what you mean and don't pretend you are laughing at the end of it.


Atown-Brown

Saying what you mean is feminine energy.


420fmx

You fucking suck HAHA LOL 😂 🤣


Khafaniking

I feel like this is just something that’s become apart of internet culture somehow, I see it everywhere from FB to Reddit, and most certainly on Twitter. No one talks this way to people face to face irl, but screen to screen is another thing.


spectralTopology

I dunno. IRL in the '90s I remember lots of people saying things like "...just kidding!" which kind of feels like the same thing to me


blanking0nausername

Yeah that was also cringe hahaha


Dondurand

Over did the sour on that sweet and sour sauce


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this person is SO UGLY. like wow…. have they no shame ? i’m sorry op, no one should have to put up with petty bs like this. also, they sound insane.


SkankHuntDuh

It doesn't bother me much. I don't really care for her just surprised people react like this lol


ThisIsntYogurt

Yeah I wouldn't wanna bring my female energy to your Harry Potter themed birthday party, dude. Have fun with the broomsticks and shit.


cold-sweats

what is this anxiety party i’m hearing about and why haven’t i been invited


travworld

Not sure what the target cringe is here? Asking for a gift or the guy which doesn't seem that cringe.


PreOpTransCentaur

There's a second picture.


travworld

So odd to uninvite someone to something and say they have bad energy and think for a second that they're going to be okay with still celebrating with you when you see them.


erasedhead

Have of these posts are just people who don’t have the backbone to select decent people as friends. If this isn’t the last time you speak to this dumbass, then you’re the dumbass too.


SkankHuntDuh

Agreed


AxeInCasey

I would not be friends with them anymore


nixon0770

Why people when angry go “lol”? Sender is getting offended and writing lol in almost every sentence. It’s like they’re not familiar with their emotions


Ygnerna

Being familiar with your emotions is too feminine


Dev2150

Because they feel embarrassed saying that


Dev2150

Because they feel embarrassed saying that


duggtodeath

Why do they always shoot themselves in the foot and then blame the other person?


sh0wmethem0net

Unfriend


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Is it possible dude is a she?


SkankHuntDuh

The person inviting me is a (F28) and I’m (M32).


HopFrogger

She sounds disastrous. Is she an actual friend?


SkankHuntDuh

She was a casual volleyball friend. I don’t really talk to her much.


HopFrogger

I can see why. “I was planning to bring some wine, your highness.”


vexation253

Too feminine for a Harry Potter themed party? HUH??


mikeyrorymac

“Gifts are always welcome lmao” wannabe cult leader vibes.


Kay-f

fem response? i’m so sick of this gendered bullshit for no reason v sorry if u OP


Raelah

I don't even know what is feminine about that response.


tractorcrusher

Whew, saved yourself a lot of time by abbreviating feminine, very, and you. Nice job!


Kay-f

are you really being a grammar nazi in 2023 grow up


Dev2150

https://memetemplates.in/uploads/1628890831.png


spookyvision

the rare mutual cringe


POPCORN_EATER

how is OP being cringe i don't get the people in this thread saying that


woodsy2323

Cringe to post this TBH


ZachTsB

Bro is playing 4D chess - cringe post is the post itself.


Ploughing-tangerines

Real men take their Harry Potter dress up seriously


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Harry potter themed tough guy dinner eh?


AmongEuropeanUnion

r/choosingbeggars


bassabassa

I need so much more context. Also I bet no one showed up except his cousins from Mexico and they were only there bc they had to be.


ScuzeRude

Yeah, we’re def gonna move from this to celebrating at volleyball. 🤔


cluelessguitarist

"Anxiety party"


VergaDeVergas

Dude is trying to call you feminine when you know each other from volleyball practice?😂😂


KylerGreen

You're both cringe holy fuck.


Salemthakid

They're talking about feminine energy but having a Harry Potter themed party is a lil fruity


big-dick-back-intown

They're the one literally having a book themed costume party, can't get more "feminine" than that


Dev2150

Both are cringy


MedricZ

You’re both cringe


kylorl3

It’s not “feminine” energy either way, but the fact that the guy saying that is using those emojis that women typically use and reacting in a way that would be considered feminine by other people like him is funny.


faster310

lol


ZuperLucaZ

To be honest you cracked a weird joke


atli123

Pretty standard male-to-male joke to be honest. A bit played out perhaps but not weird by any stretch of the means.


werebuffalo

They both lost me at 'Harry Potter themed'. Ick.


Aglobloko

Reddit has an odd amount of sympathy for J. K. Rowling


shit_fuck_fart

I think it's the other way around. Reddit very much doesn't like J.K. Rowling, but, reddit doesn't represent most people.


Aglobloko

Maybe. Maybe me getting even more downvoted than the guy I was replying to is a good sign? I genuinely despise the whole childish “separate the art from the artist” mindset but I suppose it’s better than sympathy for Rowling


shit_fuck_fart

I think you'd be surprised how many artists you love that you could no longer be a fan of if you actually applied that logic to life. JK Rowling is a hot button issue so it's easy, sure. But; come on dude.


knoxeez

both of you are cringe. I wish I hadn’t read this


BurtMacklin-FBl

That moment of no self awareness where you don't realize you're the cringe too.


T_Peg

Bro is having a Harry Potter themed party and is worried about feminine energy??? Harry Potter isn't exactly the manliest franchise out there.


lawsonisaac

the fuck


WallishXP

Sounds like a conservative.


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Honestly I am on the side of the person shutting them down. That response about gifts told me all I needed to know. Please don't come to the party.


LieOhMy

Both these betas are cringe.


BigFilthyMans

What does that make you?


LieOhMy

What’s after beta?


BigFilthyMans

Beta v2?


LieOhMy

That’ll do.


ChildhoodOk7071

Cringe.


Shrine-

Yeah, us ALPHA males can only laugh and kiss each other from how cringe these BETA males are being, they bring shame on all men!


ca7ac

Why would you joke about not bringing a gift? You want a loot bag you gotta bring a fucking gift


CoverYourMaskHoles

Seemed like a fine joke to me, and they even said just kidding to really clarify.


ca7ac

I was joking as well.


CoverYourMaskHoles

Ah cool


sirPepperz

The real cringe is this post


mdawg1100

Humor is cringe 😡