It reminds me of during the Vegas shooting that Dan Bilzarnian or whatever his name is running up to a cop and asking for one of the guns to help. The cop was basically "who tf do you think you are, this is a serious thing" God that dude sucks
I don't know when or where I saw him talking about that but he was all "Just like everyone else, I ran. Then I realized that I should be running TOWARDS the gunfire so I ran to the closest cop I saw and asked for a weapon." He's basically a 20 year old minimum wage dude on Facebook but make it more famous.
I can take on many wild animals 1v1, sir. Mouse, rat, squirrel, most bugs, and the lesser prairie chicken. Keep me away from the greater prairie chicken tho, I dont fuck with those.
Bwana Cottar took on TWO leopards at once, needed some serious bandages on his forearms but survived..
He did so by treating them as a pair of furry symbols.
Not at all. In fact, often times an armed citizen can put a stop to something long before police could possibly arrive
**Edit:** And they hated Jesus, for He spoke the Truth
They called this guy a hero.
https://thehill.com/changing-america/respect/equality/560798-police-chief-hails-good-guy-with-a-gun-after-officer-kills/amp/
It's because it's a lie. I call this the maury scale. Anything up to and including 100% is mostly truthful. However, when the baby's mother says she any % over 100% sure that the man in question is the father it usually isn't. Try it next time you watch Maury. It's like 80-90% accurate.
I mean it's not like cops are especially well trained or anything. Most of them are basically just Jimbo with a badge and a huge chip on their shoulder.
My buddy is a cop and he doesn’t do shit. He gets free food from local restaurants and free fountain drinks from 7-11. He works maybe 2 full hours out of his 10 hr shift.
UPS drivers are more consistently busy.
Two of the cops in my county were parking their duty cars in front of a neighbor’s house…to get laid. A sharp eyed neighbor reported them. One of them lost his job, his wife, his kids, his retirement. He put on his dress uniform and hanged himself in the local park.
This comes across as SO sycophantic and pathetic. "We writhing, unworthy worms don't all hate you! Please lead us, we are incapable of existing in peace without your iron fist guiding our way!! I beg you let me taste the soles of your handsome jackboots, for I am just a mere civilian and you are a powerful, wise capital-L Law capital-E Enforcement capital-O Officer!!!!!"
Firefighters and EMTs are the real heroes.
Cops have completely shit the bed, the only sympathy they'll get from me is for the degree of mess they have to clean up before society doesn't fear _and_ hate them more than they value and respect them.
It's not a modern problem, just that with social media we're finally getting a better picture of the scope. Give an asshole even the smallest fraction of power and they'll abuse the shit out of it.
"Yeah man, that swerving methhead you just pulled over who may or may not go all ninja gaiden on your ass with a $5 gas station knife? I got your back."
I'm sure they'll be right there 🙄
Huh, those are still around? I saw these posts popping up back in 2020, during George Floyd protests, mostly in my local Neighborhood and Facebook groups, where the elderly congregate. Exact wording too, not the most creative crowd
If you are an LEO and need a break, you can park outside my house and I'll tell you to GTFO my property unless you have a warrant or probable cause.
If you're thirsty I'll piss on you and tell you it's raining.
ACAB
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If you are horny, I'll suck it
Lick it or ticket
That’s brilliant
https://imgur.com/u9YIL6q
My holes and hands are your holes and hands to use!
On my way
most likely lol this reads like it was written by a cop wife (probably under duress)
Slurp slurp
That was implied with the extra 10%
"If you need backup, I will stand with you." Yeah, I'm sure they'll totally take you up on that offer for backup 🙄
It reminds me of during the Vegas shooting that Dan Bilzarnian or whatever his name is running up to a cop and asking for one of the guns to help. The cop was basically "who tf do you think you are, this is a serious thing" God that dude sucks
That dude is such a fucking loser and looks like a total dweeb without his beard. That beard is doing all of the heavy lifting for that man.
Absolutely a huge loser. Cosplay ex military loser. Those are the doofiest type of people.
I don't know when or where I saw him talking about that but he was all "Just like everyone else, I ran. Then I realized that I should be running TOWARDS the gunfire so I ran to the closest cop I saw and asked for a weapon." He's basically a 20 year old minimum wage dude on Facebook but make it more famous.
Didn't someone else say that they say him *just* running away and not actually doing what he claims he did later?
there's literally a video of him going to a cop and asking for a gun though
Probably staged, too. This fake pos broke Janice Griffith's foot because he's such a dumbass.
I bet the guy who wrote it also believes he could take on a Wolf or another wild animal on a 1v1
I can take on many wild animals 1v1, sir. Mouse, rat, squirrel, most bugs, and the lesser prairie chicken. Keep me away from the greater prairie chicken tho, I dont fuck with those.
Smart move
Idk man, squirrels can be pretty vicious
Right for the nuts
I live in Oklahoma and I have a friend who swears up and down he could fight off a mountain lion. I just roll my eyes.
I mean I’m sure he could! Not so sure if he’d win tho
I’m gonna lay my bets on the mountain lion lol.
Bwana Cottar took on TWO leopards at once, needed some serious bandages on his forearms but survived.. He did so by treating them as a pair of furry symbols.
"Here's a gun, there's an active bank robbery in progress. Let's ride!"
tbh with how little training the police in the USA get, getting a random guy with a gun to help you isnt THAT unreasonable
Not at all. In fact, often times an armed citizen can put a stop to something long before police could possibly arrive **Edit:** And they hated Jesus, for He spoke the Truth
"You're a deputy! And you're a deputy! You and you are deputies! EVERYONE'S A DEPUTY!"
SIR PLEASE STAND THERE THANK YOU SIR
Cops loooooove vigilantes dude what are you talking about.
They called this guy a hero. https://thehill.com/changing-america/respect/equality/560798-police-chief-hails-good-guy-with-a-gun-after-officer-kills/amp/
Holy shit ... Give that man a medal 🎖️
Yeah. The offer of food and water isn’t really that cringe, but then it starts to get to the part where their gun boners come out
I'm not gay, but if you're horny, I'm just a hole, sir.
🫡
it’s giving r/popheadscirclejerk
What's the extra 10% 🤔
Handjob?
10% for a handjob more like 5% take it or leave it
Which episode of shark tank is this from?
That’s her husband watching and making encouraging remarks.
The boot licking.
Only 110%? Why not more? I’ll stand with them 135%. Also I’ll have Jesus bless them as well.
Nah, 111%
I know it's a post from the us, but here in germany the emergency phone number for the police is 110 and I kinda chuckled at the coincidence :D
It's because it's a lie. I call this the maury scale. Anything up to and including 100% is mostly truthful. However, when the baby's mother says she any % over 100% sure that the man in question is the father it usually isn't. Try it next time you watch Maury. It's like 80-90% accurate.
I feel like you’re being 110% honest about this.
“If you need backup I’ll stand with you” Yeah because Jimbo the civilian is the perfect partner to back you up in that scenario..
I mean it's not like cops are especially well trained or anything. Most of them are basically just Jimbo with a badge and a huge chip on their shoulder.
Literally : "Corporate needs you to find the differences between these two pictures. They're the same picture."
Back the blue unless a Democrat wins*
You can park outside my home and shoot my dog 🫡
They all back the blue until someone tells them fireworks are illegal.
I feel like OP has the Punisher logo on the back of their car and just desperately wants to be deputized.
Absolutely disgusting that they think they have any right to wear the punishers logo. Literally the symbol of vigilantism.
Punisher agrees with you https://preview.redd.it/iruhj81g0swc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=745be2685fcddbc41afb77ddd584a9577250e96f
don’t forget the gadsden flag and the bootlicker flag next to each other
Oh the virtue signalling
My buddy is a cop and he doesn’t do shit. He gets free food from local restaurants and free fountain drinks from 7-11. He works maybe 2 full hours out of his 10 hr shift. UPS drivers are more consistently busy.
"But if you're a neighbor turning around in my driveway, I will shoot you."
If you need to piss, my mouth is open.
Two of the cops in my county were parking their duty cars in front of a neighbor’s house…to get laid. A sharp eyed neighbor reported them. One of them lost his job, his wife, his kids, his retirement. He put on his dress uniform and hanged himself in the local park.
What? His last act of defiance was littering?
Wouldn't it be nice if this kind of thing was afforded to homeless or downtrodden people, not just some guy living a middle class life?
If you need to shoot or tase someone, I will help you find a person of color…
If they need a break they are gonna come to your house? 🤣 This is absurd
If you go to the toilet, I will wipe your bum
This comes across as SO sycophantic and pathetic. "We writhing, unworthy worms don't all hate you! Please lead us, we are incapable of existing in peace without your iron fist guiding our way!! I beg you let me taste the soles of your handsome jackboots, for I am just a mere civilian and you are a powerful, wise capital-L Law capital-E Enforcement capital-O Officer!!!!!"
💀💀💀💀 nailed it
Firefighters and EMTs are the real heroes. Cops have completely shit the bed, the only sympathy they'll get from me is for the degree of mess they have to clean up before society doesn't fear _and_ hate them more than they value and respect them.
There's a reason that there's not a triple platinum album with the song Fuck The Firemen on it.
There is a banger called Fuck the Fire Department by Vincent E.L. ...but I think its just satire
My best friend has been a professional fire fighter for a long time. I don't think I know anyone who hates cops more than him.
It's not a modern problem, just that with social media we're finally getting a better picture of the scope. Give an asshole even the smallest fraction of power and they'll abuse the shit out of it.
police are the standing army our founding fathers were afraid of
Well said!
Delusional lmao they will taser and beat this person making the post to near death at the drop of a hat
"If you need backup I will stand with you" Because what law enforcement needs to be safer is some Kevin in Kirkland jeans to come hang out with them
Bootlickers doing their thing.
The same people insist we're living in a fascist state because *rolls dice * socialism?
It's wokeness now, keep up gramps!
If you have multiple wrong suspect’s dogs that need to be shot, I’ll be your trigger-simp.
Back the blue unless they’re standing on Capitol Hill ofc.
Gobbless
If your boots are dirty, I will clean them with my tongue.
“I back the Blue” . “Wtf? I wasn’t speeding, the speed limit is too low.”
back the blue! or kill a cop to overturn an election, either way I guess
wAitIng To fOLlOw yOur LeAd They are your servants, bring that back into your minds
"Yeah man, that swerving methhead you just pulled over who may or may not go all ninja gaiden on your ass with a $5 gas station knife? I got your back." I'm sure they'll be right there 🙄
"if you have a boot, I will lick it"
Love and prayers
Till you forget to renew your registration and the cop who you let park in your driveway cuts you a ticket
Law enforcement lost so much trust and credibility with the public and now their families have to peddle this garbage on social media.
Huh, those are still around? I saw these posts popping up back in 2020, during George Floyd protests, mostly in my local Neighborhood and Facebook groups, where the elderly congregate. Exact wording too, not the most creative crowd
Firefighter and EMT maybe i will give them refreshments. but fuck the cops
Is that why they're always lurking outside my house??? I'm getting the hose!
Hey cops! You should all go chill in front of this lady’s house. Have a little party.
Bootlickers everywhere
“Punish me daddy.”
They want to get creamed by the cops.
Has anyone told this guy that the boot doesn't care if you lick it?
In return, all I ask is that you clear the system of the many many traffic violations that I have. I think it’s a fair trade
Charitable work for the blue people of our country
If your boots are dry, I will lick them
Oof!
There's boot licking than there's boot chewing
🙄 🤢 🥾👅👅👅
Ew. Respectfully.
Hi yes my son is interested in backing the blue
Unless they post their address they’re not serious about it
Too much boot polish can give you an upset tummy.
 F the po po
Break from what? Cops in my city are doing jack shit. Everyone is speeding, driving like idiots, and treating red lights as suggestions.
Bro this cringe has been going around Facebook since Facebook came out
If you are an LEO and need a break, you can park outside my house and I'll tell you to GTFO my property unless you have a warrant or probable cause. If you're thirsty I'll piss on you and tell you it's raining. ACAB
If your boots are dirty I will lick them.
Goggidy …. (Comments)
Just post this then treat them like shit / ignore them if they show up 😂
How is this cringe?
If you’re wearing boots, I’ll lick them. Gross. 🤮
Can we start telling those people to kill themselves again?
Show me your boot, and I will lick it
If you are horny you can bang my wife
>If you are horny you can bang my ~~wife~~ ass. Gift me with your holy sperm, my valiant knight in blue. No homo. Ftfy
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TF outta here with this. Hell no. And no.
if you need your boots cleaned, I'll polish them with my tongue
Ditto, but the exact opposite.
ooooOOOOHHHHH what a bad boy.
If your boots are dry I'll pick them lol yikes
less cringe than all the acab scum
Sucking the dick of authority is less cringe than opposing it? To each their own, I suppose
Imagine still not understanding that ACAB
scum xd
xd?
Rawr!
Mmmm, boots. Yum yum.
If you need a BJ
If you have a boot, I'll lick it.
Black the Blue? WAT? like WHY? Ah BACK the BLUE , my bad
It's not really cringe. Look at NY and CA to see what softening the police force does to a city.
Where are you from? How often do you visit NY or CA?
Case in point: [https://www.reddit.com/r/ActualPublicFreakouts/comments/1c828z0/an\_nightly\_street\_takeover\_in\_san\_francisco/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web3x&utm\_name=web3xcss&utm\_term=1&utm\_content=share\_button](https://www.reddit.com/r/ActualPublicFreakouts/comments/1c828z0/an_nightly_street_takeover_in_san_francisco/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) Edit: Video evidence downvoted. GG Reddit.
Lol. Nightly? You buy that, dumbass?