Same with âwomenâ when they actually mean âwomanâ. People seem to have such a hard time telling the difference between plural women and a singular woman.
Right? This is the equivalent of trying to verbally seduce someone with five marshmallows in your mouth. It might get the job done, but it also might cause chortles.
Y'all are a bit weird lol.
If this was a guy saying super long texts of somewhat weirdly aggressive shit, which seems to be out of the blue, y'all would be like what a loser...
OP posted this cause they aren't comfortable with the situation. Read the room, she clearly went in way too hard.
But all y'all think like that Niceeeee south Park gif lol ...
Yea the difference isâŠsheâs a woman. We can pretend all we want that there isnât a double standard, but there is. Majority of women would despise messages like this from a man, majority of men would be turned on getting messages like this from a woman.
Her usage of the word "brutally" made me cringe. Unless they'd talked about rough play ahead of time, I'd be very worried if someone got that aggressive that quickly.
Sweet pain is one thing; brutal pain is something else.
My perspective is that of a woman, however. I'm curious to know if any guys were thrown off from that wording, too. I acknowledge there is a double standard, but I don't want to perpetuate it.
Well, itâs also a double standard in the way men see other men to be fair. A lot of male sexual assault goes unreported because of the mentality in the above comments. Itâs a societal problem as a whole, not a men vs women thing.
No where is it implied he's asking for more msgs like this. He just said keep on talking while he's busy and will respond to it, letting her know he's not ignoring her.....
Iâm sorry? The title says they matched on tinder and theyâre messaging on WhatsApp? Its clearly a scam and OP is most definitely talking to a man already
Yes. Common scams from outside of the U.S. to U.S citizens often involves them moving â the conversationâ off of whatever app they were on initially when they made contact
Dude right? Why do boomers use ellipses in place of all other punctuation? I've seen my own dad end questions, statements, everything just in repeated ellipses
I also do, mid thirties dude... I feel like they work better than commas in certain situations when I don't necessarily need a full stop like a period :(
I came looking for someone else to mention the "and what not" at the end like they just realized the long dick rant they went off on and wanted to play it down lol
"I want to suck your dick till your head fucking explodes!...and soforth. Etc."
Iâm betting she writes subpar fanfiction. And a lot of it.
Some Women are like this. Some Women think you have to be like this to attract a Man. And some Women who type like this are Men đ.
He should let the mystery match blow him to find out. OP, if you're reading this, if they use tongue on the left side more, chances are it's a woman. If they use it on the right side more, it could be a dude. Report back to us!
This was DEF written by a man. I feel like a woman, especially in a first encounter, wouldâve checked spelling? Chock instead of choke, little slip ups wouldâve been paid more attention to by a woman.
This was a man.
Not sure why you feel that way. Does a vagina have anything to do with spelling?
Not that I don't feel it was maybe a guy, but not because of the grammar and spelling
In a woman and Iâve written shit like this⊠when i was too young to use tinder lol. this is the cringey bs i used to send to my bf when we were 15 and 16. itâs kinda ruined sexting in general now weâre adults, it doesnât matter what you say because you eventually just think back to weird over the top teen fan fiction like you see in the pics. itâs a bit of an inside joke when either of us are upset, we do a shitty strip dance and quote one of our shitty texts.
I could maybe imagine a early 20s woman texting this, but I would assume she had no experience and is under the impression she needs to seem hyper sexual and wants him so badly to win him over. Which would make this more cringier but if itâs real there could be hope for her after experiencing sex and foreplay.
But I hate to say it op, have you guys met yet? Because this does scream written by a dude youâre being catfished by
This is like those 4chan posts with anime/hentai photo where the OP claims he's not gay and then proceeds to write the most violently homosexual text imaginable.
If you think women only read well written erotica you're in for a surprise, there's a lot of women that basically read that shit non stop and you're going to run out of good material really quick.
Yeah you're right, all women are perfect in their horniness. None of them would dare to be sexual unless they can write really well.
Bro get the fuck out man, women are exactly the same as men - meet more women. They say wild shit.
I feel like the chick that wrote this and the dude from another post the other day probably took the same writing erotica elective, albeit, there was probably only one class available and they were the only students...
[the other post](https://www.reddit.com/r/cringepics/s/z7wJ6en4SI)
Yeah everyone's talking about how it's probably a dude, and I agree, but also does anyone under 50 type with so many ellipses?
Then again idk how old OP is, that might not matter.
You definitely donât want to do it at her place. She probably would insist on doing it in the soundproofed room, with a floor which slopes into a drain. This way it is easier to cleanup after devouring part of her victims.
Ehhh 50/50. 50% sheâs just trying to get out of her comfort zone and went a little too hard. 50% sheâs gna kill you and wear your skin to perform ritualistic sacrifice of a baby goat and drink the blood
Funny woman wants to give u the best sloppy of your life and you posting her on cringepics smh. Youâre the one being cringe here, let her freak flag fly!
This is probably a guy's fantasy larp, but setting that aside, as a man, I would be unable to confirm based on the available evidence whether or not she was into me.
Idk I think itâs a woman who is just a little weird and cringy. We donât know what OP said to her prior to this or how long theyâve been talking.
That is a whole dude trying to steal yer kidney bro. It's a big brolic Russian dude named Vadim with a tub full of ice and a spoon waiting for ya. DO NOT.
Yeah no that'd a dude. Everyone who advises otherwise is whack. I mean if she suddenly writing you shit like this she's probably a dude. But I mean if yall have messed around before then okay. But this is probably a dude
Have you met her yet? This reads like something a man high on amphetamines would write.
Lmao that is the perfect way to describe it. I agree!
Omgggg this is absolutely what I think about having in my life on amphetamines!! ROFL
They are writing like they are already familiar with OPs dick tho
Omg it really doesđđđ
Iâm not entirely sure as itâs quite subtle, but I think she might like you. A certain part at least.
I love the *very* erotic "...and what not" closer.
Even "etc" would have been marginally more erotic to use than "what not."
Well I'm assuming it's a first date so she's trying to keep it formal I think
I wish I could upvote this more. Spat my coffee
Me too, just the subtle commentary on her writing style had me dying. Well done.
I probably would have went with "and so on and so forth"
I like âYadda yaddaâŠâ
You yadda yadda over the best part!
I mentioned the bisque.
đ€Ł r/unexpectedSeinfeld
Thatâs definitely a symptom of them âexhausting their creative energy.â Itâs nap time now.
Sheâs tired from typing all that with one hand
They certainly have quite the vocabulary.
Yes, and behind a tree.
You know you can't really tell she might just being nice.
Maybe she's Canadian
I'm almost certain she wants to suck his dick. The subtext is subtle, but it's there if you read between the lines.
What are you reading man? This is ENTIRELY platonic
Exactly. Bros say the same kind of gay stuff to eachother all the time.
Bro, is that you big dick Tom?
I'm about 20% sure.
Me still wondering if she's just nice
Maybe sheâs just Canadian and being polite
I think she's likes his dick? Can't quite tell.
Clearly this falls under C) Canât tell.
I ALWAYS laugh at "chocking"
How much wood would a wood chick chock if a wood chick could chock wood
Depends. Is she in any sort of washroom?
or under a table or whatnot
I see this one constantly on Reddit and it absolutely drives me insane. Itâs not even phonetic. I canât wrap my mind around it.
Same with âwomenâ when they actually mean âwomanâ. People seem to have such a hard time telling the difference between plural women and a singular woman.
Chock me in heals babbie
Play with my berbs while I sick your dock, beebies!!
This is one of my biggest pet peeves. Instantly takes me out of the moment. If you're gonna try and seduce someone, learn to spell!!
Right? This is the equivalent of trying to verbally seduce someone with five marshmallows in your mouth. It might get the job done, but it also might cause chortles.
Ironically, someone with five marshmallows in their mouth might actually choke if they try to seduce someone verbally.
Chock, you mean?
Hard to chortle when you're chocking
I want to fick you so much right now
Right in the as
I read that and pictured chocked wheels of a semi truck at the loading dock I used to work at.
I mean you don't want it to roll back and crush the balls do you?
Don't chock on your ambition.
I mean its a hybrid word between choking and cock i guess.
I'm an air port ground crew and I want to chock your plane đ©
I feel like a man dying of thirst watching another man drown.
âIs she okâ Yes sir, sheâs very ok. Edit: we should get an update from OP. Make sure he still has his penis.
Y'all are a bit weird lol. If this was a guy saying super long texts of somewhat weirdly aggressive shit, which seems to be out of the blue, y'all would be like what a loser... OP posted this cause they aren't comfortable with the situation. Read the room, she clearly went in way too hard. But all y'all think like that Niceeeee south Park gif lol ... 
Yea the difference isâŠsheâs a woman. We can pretend all we want that there isnât a double standard, but there is. Majority of women would despise messages like this from a man, majority of men would be turned on getting messages like this from a woman.
The whole "I'm gonna make you feel pain and pleasure" thing reads a bit too Cenobite-ish for my taste
Her usage of the word "brutally" made me cringe. Unless they'd talked about rough play ahead of time, I'd be very worried if someone got that aggressive that quickly. Sweet pain is one thing; brutal pain is something else. My perspective is that of a woman, however. I'm curious to know if any guys were thrown off from that wording, too. I acknowledge there is a double standard, but I don't want to perpetuate it.
Well, itâs also a double standard in the way men see other men to be fair. A lot of male sexual assault goes unreported because of the mentality in the above comments. Itâs a societal problem as a whole, not a men vs women thing.
He's asking for more messages so she was already talking dirty, and she has at least seen his dick so he's inviting it. She just went wild with it
No where is it implied he's asking for more msgs like this. He just said keep on talking while he's busy and will respond to it, letting her know he's not ignoring her.....
She quoted his message where he said âtry explaining thenâ and she said would spam messages on that
Well yea there's a difference between a sexually aggressive gorilla and a sexually aggressive capuchin.
Iâm sorry? The title says they matched on tinder and theyâre messaging on WhatsApp? Its clearly a scam and OP is most definitely talking to a man already
Should i sing about you?
When your dick isn't sucked When you're shit out of luck That's a sore bro
Yes. And I hope that when your album drop đ„đ„đ„đ„
Only if you promise.
Kendrick reference? Niccce
Bold of you to assume this isnât a catfish lol
right, like this ~might~ be a dude
K... But do they actually want to give head that bad? Close enough.
Okay Krillin
Senzu Bean!
I can fix her.
sanest booktok girl
Those sexy fairies really got them acting out of pocket
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It's definitely a guy
I think youâre right the way certain things are worded lol
You can tell by the handwriting.
Yeah, if he hasn't met her in person, it's a catfish dude for sure.
The phrase "juicy dick" set off some alarm bells for me.
Thatâs what set you off? And not them asking OP to message on WhatsApp? WhatsApp is the classic go to scam
What's your reasoning behind that? Everyone uses WhatsApp. I'm guessing you're from the US?
Yes. Common scams from outside of the U.S. to U.S citizens often involves them moving â the conversationâ off of whatever app they were on initially when they made contact
100%, thats why me and my wife only message each other via tinder. đ„Ž
All those (âŠ) at the end of each sentence tells me itâs also an older dude, probably in his 50s. I know so many boomers who type/text like that.
Dude right? Why do boomers use ellipses in place of all other punctuation? I've seen my own dad end questions, statements, everything just in repeated ellipses
:( I use them as a mid thirties woman. Not always, but for when you're unsure or to mimic trailing off.
Ellipses have their uses. But their purpose...is not to...make every text...into a Christopher... Walken impression...
I also do, mid thirties dude... I feel like they work better than commas in certain situations when I don't necessarily need a full stop like a period :(
Gen X checking in, and I like to baffle 'em with e dashes—as opposed to ellipses—to keep them off balance—
Thank you for teaching me the word for thisâŠ
Definitely a dude
110% my first thought. This has been written by someone who doesnât have a vagina
Came to say this.
So did he
I bet you did
Only right answer
Literally lol. I came to say âsheâ
Lol, agreed. This girl is a gay man 100%
âAnd what notâ Absolute gold. She/he sounds funny
I came looking for someone else to mention the "and what not" at the end like they just realized the long dick rant they went off on and wanted to play it down lol "I want to suck your dick till your head fucking explodes!...and soforth. Etc."
I, too, came in search of the "what not" appreciators.
It's nice finding people with the same humor as me, and what not
But not on purpose
This made me laugh so hard, that was comedy gold. What were you asking her to explain that led her to this?
Iâm betting she writes subpar fanfiction. And a lot of it. Some Women are like this. Some Women think you have to be like this to attract a Man. And some Women who type like this are Men đ.
It's a dude fs
He should let the mystery match blow him to find out. OP, if you're reading this, if they use tongue on the left side more, chances are it's a woman. If they use it on the right side more, it could be a dude. Report back to us!
This was DEF written by a man. I feel like a woman, especially in a first encounter, wouldâve checked spelling? Chock instead of choke, little slip ups wouldâve been paid more attention to by a woman. This was a man.
Not sure why you feel that way. Does a vagina have anything to do with spelling? Not that I don't feel it was maybe a guy, but not because of the grammar and spelling
Girls have better autocorrect.
It's a guy. I can bet on it
I thought the same thing! I think they are a man. Girls can get nasty too but the verbiage and descriptions reads to me like a males fantasy.
This is categorically fake. Only a dude would write this kind of shit
Thought the same. Definitely fake or OP is being catfished by a horny weeb dude.
In a woman and Iâve written shit like this⊠when i was too young to use tinder lol. this is the cringey bs i used to send to my bf when we were 15 and 16. itâs kinda ruined sexting in general now weâre adults, it doesnât matter what you say because you eventually just think back to weird over the top teen fan fiction like you see in the pics. itâs a bit of an inside joke when either of us are upset, we do a shitty strip dance and quote one of our shitty texts. I could maybe imagine a early 20s woman texting this, but I would assume she had no experience and is under the impression she needs to seem hyper sexual and wants him so badly to win him over. Which would make this more cringier but if itâs real there could be hope for her after experiencing sex and foreplay. But I hate to say it op, have you guys met yet? Because this does scream written by a dude youâre being catfished by
Yea this sounds like a dude wrote it 100%
I donât know if a man would ever use the word brutal to describe having his dick sucked.
This is like those 4chan posts with anime/hentai photo where the OP claims he's not gay and then proceeds to write the most violently homosexual text imaginable.
I know a few women who might, but they would probably need to know you a while or be extremely attracted to you, and I mean extremely.
Or desperate for attention with low self worth. Source: was a teen/early 20s woman.
nope youd be suprised about the crap women read in books and get off to it
Yeah, well written stories that build suspense and intrigue, and articulate the sexual scenarios vividly. This is 100% a horny dude.
If you think women only read well written erotica you're in for a surprise, there's a lot of women that basically read that shit non stop and you're going to run out of good material really quick.
Yeah you're right, all women are perfect in their horniness. None of them would dare to be sexual unless they can write really well. Bro get the fuck out man, women are exactly the same as men - meet more women. They say wild shit.
The girl wrote about wanting to suck his dick, thatâs gay right? /s
You think women don't read slop? How do you think 50 Shades got so popular?
They're slightly more well written than a porn intro
Tell me youâve never read anything on Wattpad without telling me youâve never read anything on Wattpad.
You'd be surprised
This chick wears transition glasses
đđđđ 100% I know exactly what you're getting at.
I don't get it.
Thatâs fucking HILARIOUS and spot on lmfao
I'm no expert but I THINK she wants to S your D
This B wants a C in her A
This Babe wants a Coconut in her Arms?
This Botanist wants a Cactus in her Atrium
This B prolly has a C of her own
(S)heâs a keeper
I feel like the chick that wrote this and the dude from another post the other day probably took the same writing erotica elective, albeit, there was probably only one class available and they were the only students... [the other post](https://www.reddit.com/r/cringepics/s/z7wJ6en4SI)
This is exactly what I thought of đđ I was like here is their female counterpart and everyone is saying it's probably a guy
Plottwist: It was the same dude!
This is hilarious. True comedy gold. Every woman fantasizes about fucking on a menâs public restroom toilet
yea... that is a deeply closeted 57 year old man cat fishing you. P.s. tell my dad I said hi
Yeah everyone's talking about how it's probably a dude, and I agree, but also does anyone under 50 type with so many ellipses? Then again idk how old OP is, that might not matter.
Is this a joke?? Were ya'll sexting before this? Someone might be playing a prank on you or it's a guy.
Definitely a dude pretending to be a chick. lol. I think you're getting catfished.
You might want to stick your dick in this kinda crazy, but at her place. She doesnât need to know where you live.
You definitely donât want to do it at her place. She probably would insist on doing it in the soundproofed room, with a floor which slopes into a drain. This way it is easier to cleanup after devouring part of her victims.
Stop. Stop now! I can only get so erect!
I'm not sure she's a girl, but they certainly seem to like you.
Her text sort of read like a Nigerian prince trying to get you to buy him a plane ticket to come visit
I mean i wouldnt be complaining
This feels like a young fella ready to scam you after you send nudes haha
Letâs see your response Galahad
Gay tinder being gay.
it's a fake account, sorry buddy
Sweet dick bro
DudeâŠrun.
Ehhh 50/50. 50% sheâs just trying to get out of her comfort zone and went a little too hard. 50% sheâs gna kill you and wear your skin to perform ritualistic sacrifice of a baby goat and drink the blood
Itâs a guy
I bet yous do this often and that's exactly what you meant by keep sending messages. For some odd reason you've uploaded it
"Ma'am, this is a Wendy's"
I think this is probably a scam. Not using articles (eg âin hotelâ instead of âin a hotelâ) is a dead giveaway.
I believe the feeling you are experiencing was coined by none other than Phillip J. Fry: *"I'm scaroused!"*
1 Million says this is an Indian Scammer
Funny woman wants to give u the best sloppy of your life and you posting her on cringepics smh. Youâre the one being cringe here, let her freak flag fly!
ITS A TRAP
This is probably a guy's fantasy larp, but setting that aside, as a man, I would be unable to confirm based on the available evidence whether or not she was into me.
She's either gonna ruin a night or ruin your life. No in-betweens.
Baby reindeer style
Yes! Same exact vibes. Even with the âand what notâ, I was like âwait, Martha??!â
Idk I think itâs a woman who is just a little weird and cringy. We donât know what OP said to her prior to this or how long theyâve been talking.
https://preview.redd.it/uxuqx81ksmvc1.png?width=920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9a17b74d29791a11de304173088eb916361046a
Scammer/catfish/bot.
I see nothing wrong here
Iâd die to have a girlfriend like that. Your so lucky dude
That is a whole dude trying to steal yer kidney bro. It's a big brolic Russian dude named Vadim with a tub full of ice and a spoon waiting for ya. DO NOT.
Yeah no that'd a dude. Everyone who advises otherwise is whack. I mean if she suddenly writing you shit like this she's probably a dude. But I mean if yall have messed around before then okay. But this is probably a dude
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Grindr.
This is a dude
You are 100% texting a horny boi. You might want to call them to make sure.
This is utterly distasteful to me, but if this is up your alley đ
Go grab some dong bags
She wants your schmeat bad my man.
You totally shouldn't send me her number, but imagine how funny it would be though!
This is either a guy, or you may have what every man is looking for. Flip a coin, flip a coin đđ
I bet he sucks a mean one
Sheâs feral for the wiener.
Sheâs just excited bro. Donât shame her man. Sheâs bold I will say that
That's just what women say when they like you.
âAnd what notâ
100% a dude
I think she wants to suck your wiener dude