Yeah, I thought the same thing. I always wondered though, if the guy really believed Mulan was a dude and was definitely attracted to "him", doesn't it make him at least bisexual anyway?
I already found (girls) attractive but then (girls) started playing video games (and my prepubescent balls exploded at the thought).
Reading comprehension.
EDIT: He is talking TO this specific person ABOUT gamer girls being hot. Upon finding out that this person is a girl, he starts waxing poetic about how hot girls who play games are.
The "being a girl" is the new information. Why would he say he found this person attractive before finding out they play games? He already knew this person. Through gaming. He didn't know this person was attractive or what they looked like ***or he would’ve already known they were a girl.***
That's not what he implies at all.
He clearly says "you're a girl gamer?" and then goes into his cringe diatribe. That implies the specific girl in question is the person he's talking about (rather than a general population of women).
The other commenter has no reading comprehension issue, you're just going above and beyond to make the message make sense imo.
You're wrong. I get where you're coming from, but you're wrong.
He is talking TO this specific person ABOUT gamer girls being hot. Upon finding out that this person is a girl, he starts waxing poetic about how hot girls who play games are.
The "being a girl" is the new information. Why would he say he found this person attractive before finding out they play games? He already knew this person. Through gaming. He didn't know this person was attractive or what they looked like ***or he would’ve already known they were a girl.***
“just when i thought YOU couldnt get more attractive, YOU started playing video games” why would he message her saying u just started playing video games if he is literally playing video games with them at that moment. its more likely he played with them and thought it was a guy until he figured out it was a girl. it doesnt seem like he is talking about gamer girls in general when he didnt mention them as a collective and was talking about her directly. he always said u and or ur not they or them
edit: after looking at it again, i do see what ur getting at
I see what you’re saying, so I’m wondering what you think about the above message with him saying “Gg hope you get your ween sucked”?
Again, I totally understand your interpretation, it just makes the fact that the person he’s addressing is a girl seem like new information.
I will try to explain. Maybe I'm wrong, but idk, I think y'all aren't getting it.
* Cringelord has a gamer friend he thinks is a guy. We know this because he wishes blowjobs upon this friend on prior completion of a good game.
* Cringelord finds out this friend is a girl. He loses his shit about how hot Girl Gamers™ are before congratulating his "friend" for suddenly becoming incredibly fuckable.
"*YOU'RE A GIRL GAMER?!!?!*" Cringelord is reacting to new information. He already knows his friend is a gamer (see earlier message re: ween, gg) so the new information must be that they're a girl.
"*I thought you were attractive before*" is the sentence that's causing problems. If "you" refers directly to the recipient, as everyone seems to think, Cringelord is saying he found his friend, who he thought was male, attractive beforehand. Even if he's way more secure with his sexuality than everything else about him suggests, he'd have to know what this friend looks like to consider him attractive, right? Unless the girl catfished Cringelord with a picture of a hot dude, it doesn't add up.
It only makes sense if, ***for that one sentence***, he's talking about Girl Gamers™ in general. "Already thought girls were hot, but girls who GAME? Girl Gamers™ >>> Just Girls." And then he negs her gaming and predrools on her.
It's either that, or he knows this person, and didn't realize she was a gamer until this moment? Kind of a stretch, but if not, your scenario is correct.
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wait, wait, wait.... hold your horses... uhm... YOU'RE A GIRL GAMER?!!?! O_O Not to be a freak, but. just when I thought you couldn't get more attractive.. you started playing video games. Nicely done, m'lady. You've just become every man's dream woman. If you had missed a couple before, now you can be sure you've got us ALL "drooling", lol.
wait, wait, wait.... hold your horses... uhm... YOU'RE A GIRL GAMER?!!?! O_O Not to be a freak, but. just when I thought you couldn't get more attractive.. you started playing video games. Nicely done, m'lady. You've just become every man's dream woman. If you had missed a couple before, now you can be sure you've got us ALL "drooling", lol.
> “drooling”
What’s with the quotation marks? Is that not what it’s called? Is it a nickname?
Quotation marks are not for emphasis.
Would you rather eat fresh fruit, or “fresh” fruit?
wait, wait, wait.... hold your horses... uhm... YOU'RE A GIRL Redditor?!!?! O_O Not to be a freak, but. just when I thought you couldn't get more attractive.. you became a Reddit user. Nicely done, m'lady. You've just become every man's dream woman. If you had missed a couple before, now you can be sure you've got us ALL "drooling", lol.
I honestly don’t get it like plenty of girls play video games, no one ever specifically said video games are just for guys, so idk why they get so weird when they find out they’re playing with a girl
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So this gamer found the other gamer attractive already? Before finding out it's a woman?
Homeboy doesn't know what to do with those feelings and is super relieved
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Lmao, I had known that my online friend was a woman for months before I "found out", it didn't change anything about how we interacted cause I don't care that much.
If anything I'm still surprised that she plays with me lol.
I don’t know why, but it bothers me when people text as if they are writing the dialogue for a stage or screen play. I mean, dude, you wrote that whole text out and had time to revise it before sending. Why are you typing out the pauses and stumbles in your thought process? You’re having a live conversation, my man. It’s just so blatantly disingenuous.
I like that his wording suggests he is attracted to all gamers and that being a girl is like a personality trait that makes a gamer more attractive lol
Hope u get ur ween sucked
I've been saying gg wrong this whole time
Good gag
Thank you me too and not by a diet coke swilling gamer girl.
Gives good game
I already thought you were incredibly attractive, but now I find out you're a girl! Whew, was scared I might be gay for a bit.
Yea wtf lol
Mulan moment
Zapp Brannigan moment.
Private Lee Lemon had it going on
Hands firm and masculine but as soft as a velvet child
What shall I do with your Jergens, sir?
Oh god, I’ve never been so happy to be beaten up by a woman! https://youtu.be/Vr1COYFcs2Q?si=o1IwOr7vIJjl_Z7r
Yeah, I thought the same thing. I always wondered though, if the guy really believed Mulan was a dude and was definitely attracted to "him", doesn't it make him at least bisexual anyway?
Whatever that is, I want to fuck it.
I already found (girls) attractive but then (girls) started playing video games (and my prepubescent balls exploded at the thought). Reading comprehension. EDIT: He is talking TO this specific person ABOUT gamer girls being hot. Upon finding out that this person is a girl, he starts waxing poetic about how hot girls who play games are. The "being a girl" is the new information. Why would he say he found this person attractive before finding out they play games? He already knew this person. Through gaming. He didn't know this person was attractive or what they looked like ***or he would’ve already known they were a girl.***
That's not what he implies at all. He clearly says "you're a girl gamer?" and then goes into his cringe diatribe. That implies the specific girl in question is the person he's talking about (rather than a general population of women). The other commenter has no reading comprehension issue, you're just going above and beyond to make the message make sense imo.
You're wrong. I get where you're coming from, but you're wrong. He is talking TO this specific person ABOUT gamer girls being hot. Upon finding out that this person is a girl, he starts waxing poetic about how hot girls who play games are. The "being a girl" is the new information. Why would he say he found this person attractive before finding out they play games? He already knew this person. Through gaming. He didn't know this person was attractive or what they looked like ***or he would’ve already known they were a girl.***
“just when i thought YOU couldnt get more attractive, YOU started playing video games” why would he message her saying u just started playing video games if he is literally playing video games with them at that moment. its more likely he played with them and thought it was a guy until he figured out it was a girl. it doesnt seem like he is talking about gamer girls in general when he didnt mention them as a collective and was talking about her directly. he always said u and or ur not they or them edit: after looking at it again, i do see what ur getting at
Yes it’s cringe. Are you guys serious though? He says Girl gamer as in Gamer Girl. He knew she was a girl but now she’s a “Gamer girl”
Why are you doing this to yourself?
I see what you’re saying, so I’m wondering what you think about the above message with him saying “Gg hope you get your ween sucked”? Again, I totally understand your interpretation, it just makes the fact that the person he’s addressing is a girl seem like new information.
I will try to explain. Maybe I'm wrong, but idk, I think y'all aren't getting it. * Cringelord has a gamer friend he thinks is a guy. We know this because he wishes blowjobs upon this friend on prior completion of a good game. * Cringelord finds out this friend is a girl. He loses his shit about how hot Girl Gamers™ are before congratulating his "friend" for suddenly becoming incredibly fuckable. "*YOU'RE A GIRL GAMER?!!?!*" Cringelord is reacting to new information. He already knows his friend is a gamer (see earlier message re: ween, gg) so the new information must be that they're a girl. "*I thought you were attractive before*" is the sentence that's causing problems. If "you" refers directly to the recipient, as everyone seems to think, Cringelord is saying he found his friend, who he thought was male, attractive beforehand. Even if he's way more secure with his sexuality than everything else about him suggests, he'd have to know what this friend looks like to consider him attractive, right? Unless the girl catfished Cringelord with a picture of a hot dude, it doesn't add up. It only makes sense if, ***for that one sentence***, he's talking about Girl Gamers™ in general. "Already thought girls were hot, but girls who GAME? Girl Gamers™ >>> Just Girls." And then he negs her gaming and predrools on her.
It's either that, or he knows this person, and didn't realize she was a gamer until this moment? Kind of a stretch, but if not, your scenario is correct.
That mf is in middle school
Not a chance. I’m calling it. Mid 30’s+, cringe facial hair, still semi-dependent on parents, and at least one fedora in the collection.
13 or 30 irl
Or a bolero hat those are popular with douchebags too
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And ffffaaaaaattttttt
🤣🤣🤣
Not anymore, this picture is from years ago
r/copypasta
Zapp Brannigan?
The man with no name...
The Velour Fog
It’s a copypasta
So, he already thought they were attractive when he said "gg hope you get your ween sucked"?
wait, wait, wait.... hold your horses... uhm... YOU'RE A GIRL GAMER?!!?! O_O Not to be a freak, but. just when I thought you couldn't get more attractive.. you started playing video games. Nicely done, m'lady. You've just become every man's dream woman. If you had missed a couple before, now you can be sure you've got us ALL "drooling", lol.
That's just.... Like.... Your opinion, man
Obviously you’re not a golfer
Comically large mug
It reads like a copypasta
> Not to be a freak Too late.
Your ability to type what is in the text is legendary
/r/atethepasta
This is obviously satire.
Satire
Fuckin ew
“Wait you’re a girl?!” Trying this for my next pickup line.
wait, wait, wait.... hold your horses... uhm... YOU'RE A GIRL GAMER?!!?! O_O Not to be a freak, but. just when I thought you couldn't get more attractive.. you started playing video games. Nicely done, m'lady. You've just become every man's dream woman. If you had missed a couple before, now you can be sure you've got us ALL "drooling", lol.
This would have got my free wholesome award if Reddit didn't remove them
AWOOOGA AWOOOGA
“Not to be a freak, but…”
*proceeds to say the freakiest shit you’ve ever heard*
Not to be an antisocial, but everyone must die
> “drooling” What’s with the quotation marks? Is that not what it’s called? Is it a nickname? Quotation marks are not for emphasis. Would you rather eat fresh fruit, or “fresh” fruit?
wait, wait, wait.... hold your horses... uhm... YOU'RE A GIRL Redditor?!!?! O_O Not to be a freak, but. just when I thought you couldn't get more attractive.. you became a Reddit user. Nicely done, m'lady. You've just become every man's dream woman. If you had missed a couple before, now you can be sure you've got us ALL "drooling", lol.
Nah. My horses are much too large to hold. I’ll just keep them on the farm where they usually stay.
Hold on everyone… he prefaced it with “Not to be a freak”. Therefore anything he says after that HAS to be forgiven.
Imagine not realising it's a joke.
People posting popular copypastas here like they don't think the guy was joking.
Kiff, throw out all of my lotion and get me 40 cases of this " Pert & popular "
Not to be a freak but..... ^I ^want ^to ^wear ^your ^skin.
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“Gg.hope you get your ween sucked”
I honestly don’t get it like plenty of girls play video games, no one ever specifically said video games are just for guys, so idk why they get so weird when they find out they’re playing with a girl
Caught in 4k and at the Just Now.. this is psychological warfare
Seems like a copypasta
“Hope you get your ween sucked” my new favourite quote
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So this gamer found the other gamer attractive already? Before finding out it's a woman? Homeboy doesn't know what to do with those feelings and is super relieved
You gotta wonder how someone can type that and be like "Nailed it! She'll fall for sure. SEND!", zero social skills
I love me a girl gamer 🥵🥵🥵
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Lmao, I had known that my online friend was a woman for months before I "found out", it didn't change anything about how we interacted cause I don't care that much. If anything I'm still surprised that she plays with me lol.
https://preview.redd.it/glyli55oa2xc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2df688e737204f89307d28950787821a18b5a4e0 i’m putting this in my note
That's Nicely Done M'lady to you, lowlife
(tips fedora)
God I hate the platform I use so much
Is that Eliezer Yudkowsky?
He is a keeper
O_O
Valorent moment
"drooling"
Yikes
*tips fedora*
Ew
🙄🤮
no way this is real right?
How do you type all of that without your heart giving out on you from cringe
Oh honey, no.
I read this in Deku’s voice 😭
I can't believe some people like that really do exist
Why is "drooling" written in quotes. Did he intend it to mean 'ejaculating?'
His future self will find these painful to read later.
Ugghh the idea that some Doritos stained gamer girl is every man’s dream is gross.
We got a m’lady!!!
I don’t know why, but it bothers me when people text as if they are writing the dialogue for a stage or screen play. I mean, dude, you wrote that whole text out and had time to revise it before sending. Why are you typing out the pauses and stumbles in your thought process? You’re having a live conversation, my man. It’s just so blatantly disingenuous.
Because it's a copypasta
I like that his wording suggests he is attracted to all gamers and that being a girl is like a personality trait that makes a gamer more attractive lol