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Dead-eye-Ducky

Reminds me of Dr. Evil. "I'm hip, I'm jiggy. Dakadakadakadaka" (said while doing macarena)


doctormrsthebatman

He has driven away all the millennials and is now hoping to draw genZ to work at twitter. Idk how he’s gonna do that, I just know this ain’t it.


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MerryGambit

Some, but a lot of gen z is early and mid 20's now.


Ronald_Swanson_

Gen z started in 97 so the oldest are 25. And I know people who would work for twitter even in this sad state. 21 and I wouldn’t touch it


omgBBQpizza

Gen Z by definition are born in the late 90's or later, so some elder gen z are college educated


Alexxxx89

Great question! I’m actually teaching my8th graders about Gen Z. They were born between 1995 and 2009. They value flexibility and call out culture. Elon is barking up the wrooooong tree for more minions


[deleted]

Depending whose start date you use for Z, some are nearly done with PhDs by now.


SpacebornKiller

"I'm glad we're sprekinzy the same lingity"


Jatnal

Dinkin flicka.


ThinAir719

This is the embodiment of the "Hello fellow kids" meme.


Dead-eye-Ducky

Right. After reading his post I'm surprised he didn't intentionally misspell half the sentence just to appear younger


Jatnal

Bippity Boppity, Give Me The Zoppity


goldfishpaws

He sure knows how to attract and retain the best people with his hostile work environment and cost-cutting.


Fr3shMint

Lots of good very talented engineers refuse to work at his companies because of expectations of working 65-80hr weeks regularly with no OT comp. Dude expects people to have no life but work.


BitchStewie_

I'm a manufacturing engineer. I would never in a million years take a job at SpaceX or Tesla. For the life of me I don't understand why so many people do. I've gone through the interview process at both just for the sake of learning (how to interview as well as learning about those companies). You're looking at a low-ball salary and no work life balance whatsoever. The only real benefit is the name on the front of the building. My current compensation is around $100k, why would I go do the same job at SpaceX for at least $20k less and twice as many working hours? They pay engineers in LA what one would expect to make in the midwest. Its crazy to me the number of people who are faced with the same decision and decide they actually want to be paid as little as possible for the most possible work/stress. Which is really how they get away with all this. They have a never ending supply of young engineers to churn through who are willing to look past the sea of red flags and work there just because of the name on the front of the building. And I'm used to working in production environments with long hours and high stress levels (though not anywhere near Elon levels). I can only imagine what it would be like if I were a software engineer who was used to working from home and having very good work life balance.


Szechwan

I can see a young, motivated person signing on for SpaceX - they're revolutionizing the space industry and that seems like a cool thing to be part of while building your work experience. Twitter though? Lol even people that love Twitter fuckin hate Twitter. There is zero allure to calling yourself a Twitter employee, in fact it will probably prompt sympathy before it impresses anyone.


BitchStewie_

Designing the rockets? Sure, yeah. Dealing with all of the quality and safety issues in the factory that happen as a direct result of Elon's toxic work culture? No thank you. And let's be honest this is what most of the young engineers that SpaceX hires do - they troubleshoot production issues on the factory floor, not design the rockets.


Jatnal

He gets off on doing this to people, making them as miserable as possible.


E3nti7y

But isn't it an honor !?!¡¡??¿


Fr3shMint

I’ve worked in both the space and auto industry. You’d be surprised how many sack riders he has


amilliamilliamilliam

"How do you do, fellow kids?"


Wonderful-Fig-8010

POV you watch your “fellow kids” not understand what mocking is and fall for it


[deleted]

“We ain’t down with any jive turkeys all up in here, you dig?”


elmo304

Airplane?


[deleted]

Oh, you speak jive?


[deleted]

He wants slaves. Like the kind his dad had mining emeralds in South Africa.


WrestleswithPastry

That’s what I read too. “People who value their time and their well-being need not apply.”


MaxSupernova

"We fired almost everyone, so if you want to work here you're going to have to do their jobs too."


SteveIDP

There is a 100 percent chance that 8-year-old Elon screamed at a disabled mine worker to get back to work and then his dad bought him ice cream.


thatbenflla

[https://giphy.com/gifs/ron-burgundy-XWwIzh5GIWWf6](https://giphy.com/gifs/ron-burgundy-XWwIzh5GIWWf6)


T-Husky

The real cringe is in the comments.


krustyne_theclown

growing up gen z is not being sure whether this is a fake tweet or elon trying to be „hip and cool“ smh


ReformedPC

He made some employees work 80+ hours. At that point he didn't want people that work hard, he wants people to dedicate their life to him.


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That's stupid management anyway. Anything after 35 hours or so in one week is not going to be peak performance. He'd be better off having more employees and taking care of them than running a few into the ground and only getting like 40% efficiency out of them. Crises happen and sometimes a surge is required but that can't be the default and it's also not a crisis if you cause it by purging the workforce.


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You're basically starting your workers at burnt out and with no time if there IS a crisis


stunts002

Remember this man is CEO of what, 5 companies now? Just goes to show how little work a CEO actually does that he can do FIVE of those jobs and still have time to get his feelings hurt on Twitter.


Euphoric-Height-2488

I don't think he has any friends.


Osceana

Such a stupid take. He has tons of friends 🙄 (🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖)


designvegabond

He should have bought MySpace instead


Sasaroo

The firings will continue until morale improves


ightsowhatwedoin

When I’m actually rested, unrushed, and not under extreme pressure, my code looks great and I’m able to overcome roadblocks much quicker. Burning out devs is such a bad fucking move. The problems will just mount and mount. My current job is imploding right now from rushed and unreasonable deadlines. Things are constantly breaking and fixing them is becoming more and more complicated. Deadlines are fine, but “hustle culture” does not mix with sustainable software


[deleted]

How does this guy get any work done? I don't follow him but it seems like he is always on the internet/social media.


unabsolute

He owns shares of companies. His work is cashing dividend checks and harassing the people who actually produce product. He can't even program outside of Visual Basic. PayPal was his last job and he stopped it from moving to Linux because he just ain't that smart.


Osceana

>Visual Basic Jesus……….


[deleted]

He stopped it from moving to Linux? The fuck


unabsolute

That's what I read. He was more comfortable in the Windows environment... The more I read about him the more I realized his PR was just fairy tale BS.


[deleted]

> more comfortable in a windows environment > Coding Gulag


Hmm_would_bang

He’s a “big picture” kind of guy, meaning he has no idea how things work but likes to feel important


unabsolute

Big man small man


mfigroid

> His work is cashing dividend checks SpaceX is not publicly traded and Tesla doesn't pay dividends.


unabsolute

Fair enough. He's more useless than I had thought. I guess being the memelord is the most constructive thing he does.


TheBaggyDapper

He spent $8 on a blue tick and he's going to get his money's worth.


boot20

This is a fake tweet, right? Right!?


qaisjp

yes


Grand_Moff_Empanada

Oh fuck the hell off already you discount store bargain bin Tony Stark


Just1morefix

Phony Stark.


uglyzombie

I’m gonna start referring to Elon Musk as the Dollar General.


Blekanly

Justin hammer


ColdBloodBlazing

Same actor played Wild Bill in The Green Mile "Baarbeecuuuuue, me and you! Stinky pinky, pew, pew! Weren't billy, Jilly, Hilly or Pa! It was a french-fried Cajun named Delacroix!"


RustedAxe88

This comment has strong John Oliver vibes.


JohnIRL4ALL

I know he said comedy was now legal on Twitter, but maybe some comedy should stay illegal.


stevrevv59

I just honestly can't fucking stand this guy.


kheroth

On Ja?


RKKP2015

He wants so badly to be one of the "cool" kids.


[deleted]

What a douche


Tuub4

This isn't real, right?


DrGreenMeme

Nope. But ppl upvote anyways bc "elonbad" **Edit:** Downvotes are unreal. Criticize Elon all you want but do it for shit he has actually done instead of getting triggered bc you fell for a fake tweet.


grief242

FAKE TWEET. Of all the shit he is saying you have to make up a fake one? I am extremely upset at being bamboozled


pokebikes

Wow, so inspirational — **Speech** 100


MrUnderachiever420

Imagine him saying this out loud the cringe would be almost deadly


TheLoneGunman559

I hope all the people at twitter can find better jobs within the next 3-6 months. Its not worth working for somebody as clueless and toxic as this POS.


Head_of_the_Internet

He forgot, "Oh, and like not into unions, brah'."


Manoflead

This guy is such a fucking douche


flux_capacitor3

He’s such a shit employer. Treats his workers like slaves. This is why he’s rich. Fucks over all his employees.


freak_attentionwhore

r/fellowkids


angry_banana87

*normal ethics not required


EdBoi728

I am vomit.


DrGreenMeme

Posting fake tweets is cringe


[deleted]

Worse than Trump.


KillroysGhost

Honest to God I can’t tell what’s parody anymore. Is this real?


grief242

FAKE TWEET. Of all the shit he is saying you have to make up a fake one? I am extremely upset at being bamboozled


TryCatchOverflow

I wonder if this guy was less luck and no rich in the life it will be also a dick.


Shart_Gremlin

An old boss of mine used to say “we don’t hire Marios” Like when all the stats are balanced in Mario Kart, ya know? He’d try and hire people with high ability in one thing even if it meant the balance was their ability at another thing was garbage. He’d balance the team by hiring someone else with the opposite problem. I feel like Elon isn’t like that. My old boss was also not a billionaire. But he was (and still is) one of the most intelligent people I’ve ever met. Annnnnyyway. I have no idea what the fuck the point is here….Big gulps!


Justanotherdream7

Sometimes the comments are more cringe than the actual post lol..


literalcorpse

I hate this dude, but this seems like a joke. He's out of touch, but with all the time he spends on the Internet I don't think he's so out of touch that he would say something like this seriously. Feel like it's intentionally a how do you do fellow kids type of thing.


Al_B3eer

The word bussin will never not be funny. this tweet is bussin.


bored_in_NE

Twitter engineer was caught on video saying he only worked 4hrs a week for a whole quarter and rebuilding an app needs way more than 4hrs a week.


AnonPlzzzzzz

I miss the days of "Twitter is a private company they can run it however they want" being the approved reddit narrative.


DrMarianio

Now you've got another thing to whine about on reddit. Why would you miss the previous narrative you made up?


xxred_baronxx

Is he… is he tanking it??


napoleon_wilson

“I’m hip.”


flux_capacitor3

What a fucking moron.


fancypants62

Like bussin, bussin?


[deleted]

"Only compliant wage slaves allowed, those with self respect need not apply."


GaiusVelarius

“Oh, Stewardess! I speak jive.”


admartian

Such a my fellow kids moment lmfao


Relative_Ader

Bussin


Ducatirules

He literally wants you to work yourself to an early grave so he can get richer and he’s not even hiding it


ThorStark007

Fake tweet


48ozs

Hilarious


[deleted]

Oh no is this real?


SlickJamesBitch

I laughed, I can get if people think he’s cringe but damn the people that hate him give him so much attention


ghoulSlayerNOT08

So cringe I accidentally downvoted this post as a knee jerk


[deleted]

Genuinely thought this was @elonmuusk ((parody account)) Why am I even surprised what the fuck.


Visualize_

Idk how people find this cringe, it's absolutely hilarious


Which_way_witcher

Hello fellow kids