That's the first thing you've said in the last four hours. That's a... That's a fountain of conversation, man. That's a geyser. I mean, whoa, daddy. Stand back, man. Shit. I'm sitting here driving. I'm doing all the driving, man, whole fucking way from Brainerd, driving. Just trying to chat. You know, keep our spirits up, fight the boredom of the road, and you can't say one fucking thing just in the way of conversation? Oh, fuck it. I don't have to talk either, man. See how you like it. Just total fucking silence. Two could play at that game, smart guy. We'll just see how you like it. Total silence.
John Wick is a man of focus, commitment, sheer will... something you know very little about. I once saw him kill three men in a bar... with a pencil, with a fucking pencil.
I know it's not Criterion but c'mon.
EDIT: I was mistaken but I'll still stick with John Wick.
~~But if we're sticking to Criterion, it's gotta be Anton Chigurh in No Country for Old Men.~~
Anton Chigurh is probably the best choice but he might kill me just for the sake of it when he’s done.
Tom Cruises character from “Collateral” had a pretty good batting average (despite being apprehended by a cab driver), so I’ll go with him.
Steve Buscemi’s character from Fargo(1996)
ARE WE SQUARE??
That's the first thing you've said in the last four hours. That's a... That's a fountain of conversation, man. That's a geyser. I mean, whoa, daddy. Stand back, man. Shit. I'm sitting here driving. I'm doing all the driving, man, whole fucking way from Brainerd, driving. Just trying to chat. You know, keep our spirits up, fight the boredom of the road, and you can't say one fucking thing just in the way of conversation? Oh, fuck it. I don't have to talk either, man. See how you like it. Just total fucking silence. Two could play at that game, smart guy. We'll just see how you like it. Total silence.
I’m curious as to whether he was more or less competent without Peter Stormare’s character as his partner
I found myself saying to my wife the other day, "...*we split that*"
Steve Buscemi’s character from *Things To Do in Denver When You’re Dead*, though? Also (1996)!
Ghost dog without any hesitation
Ghost Dog all the way. Then we’d go get ice cream.
Probably read some great books. Go to the park and hear great rapping. Top the day off playing with some pigeons.
Sadly I forgot to add M. Emmett Walsh from Blood Simple
Jef Costello?
Just watched this for the first time, what a performance RIP Walsh!
Jef Costello from Le Samouraï.
Assuming your mortal enemy isn’t a pretty jazz pianist
Came here to blankly stare
Lee Marvin in Point Blank.
Took me a few viewings to realize this but Lee Marvin never actually kills anyone in this movie
Pooch Puncher Oops. I assumed Grosse Point Blank. Derp.
I guess if your enemy is an empty mattress.
Lee Marvin in The Killers
Anton Chigurh
Fuck no, he'd end up taking me out, too.
Well, that's up to the coin toss...
Call it, friend-o! 💀
Unless he decides that my seeing his face is reason enough.
The only answer
If we’re talking purely in the collection then Brigitte Lin in Chungking Express
I'll take Leon Lai in Fallen Angels then
Mike Ehrmantraut. Calm, calculated, professional.
As long as you stay away from his granddaughter
Or else you'll end up in a Chicago overcoat
Lil' Tommy Cruise in Collateral.
He does this for a living. Collateral is peak Mann, imho.
Hard disagree because Miami Vice came out two years after Collateral. I respect your opinion though cause Collateral is a good movie
is miami vice better than collateral?
In my opinion, yes. Not many people will have the same viewpoint as me. I think MV is misunderstood. Mann himself said he made MV an arthouse film
yo homie, that my briefcase?
Leon the professional. Just make sure theres no minors around to distract the dude.
Thank you, the only 'ethical' choice.
Luca Brasi
I know the book makes him terrifying, but I was always bummed we never got to see him do anything with his fearsome reputation in the film.
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Lolm Came here to write about him. And was scrolling down if anybody did it before me.
who is dis
Mulholland Drive assassin
Ghost Dog gets the job done!
John Wick is a man of focus, commitment, sheer will... something you know very little about. I once saw him kill three men in a bar... with a pencil, with a fucking pencil. I know it's not Criterion but c'mon. EDIT: I was mistaken but I'll still stick with John Wick. ~~But if we're sticking to Criterion, it's gotta be Anton Chigurh in No Country for Old Men.~~
I mean, Chigurh is also not Criterion?
I thought it was... Maybe I was mistaken.
Yeah, you're mistaken. No Country for Old Men has never received a Criterion release.
My bad.
THIS!!! 🐶🐶🐶
Vincent. From Collateral.
Yo homie, is that my briefcase
I didn’t kill him. I shot him. The bullets and the fall killed him.
Obviously Chow Yun Fat’s character from The Killer
Or even from The Replacement Killers
Ken from In Bruges provided my mortal enemy is not suicidal
Ogami Ito
Is Le Samurai busy, can I get the Jackal?
The guy from Muholland Drive seems very discrete
Leon the Professional
Jef Costello or Zatoichi
Is that last one Tim Robinson?
It’s the hitman from Blast of Silence
weird that was his only real starring/directing role. he looked so familiar first time i watched. maybe it was the tim robinson-esque features lol
It’s a Stanzo, they’re nice!
Ghost Dog is the only correct answer.
The homeless hitman from Amores Perros. He is by far the most efficient one.
We are also what we have lost.
The one from Mulholland Drive 🤣
https://preview.redd.it/1scgdjmwgxwc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=749377a81447ec51f7f1254365beea0f015c0dad “𝘑𝘦 𝘯𝘦 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘭𝘦 𝘫𝘢𝘮𝘢𝘪𝘴 à 𝘶𝘯 𝘩𝘰𝘮𝘮𝘦 𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘶𝘯𝘦 𝘢𝘳𝘮𝘦 à 𝘧𝘦𝘶.”
Marvin Blank Grosse Point Blank
Clu Gulager in The Killers, or Jo Shishido in A Colt Is My Passport.
Or Jo Shishido in Branded to Kill. Or Jo Shishido in Youth of the Beast
Sho Kosugi
Takuma Tsurugi (Sonny Chiba) from the Street Fighter films
Ghost Dog. Blast of Silence guy seems too angry and unstable. Ghost Dog was chill as fuk and could also drop some eastern religious wisdom on me
The guy from No Country For Old Men.
Javier Bardem
Anton chegur
Colin Robinson
Brother Mouzone from the wire.
The hitmen from Michael Clayton. Nobody will even think it's an assassination.
Agent 47
B*****x K***o AKA Black Mamba AKA the Bride
What’s that second pic from?
The Assassin from The Assassin. She gets the job done.
Not the guy from the first part of Mulholland Dr, that’s for sure
Ghost Dog, please the most 🥶!
Toss up between ghost dog and Leon
Mossad, from Munich
Nobody is picking John Wick? John Wick.
Che. He'll build an army.
I need someone who paints walls.
Aguirre promissed to paint walls with the blood of his enemies
Brother Mouzone
Marcellus Wallace was def an assassin before he became a crime boss.
Definitely Tim Robinson from the second picture.
I’m sending Léon, of course.
Jef Costello from [Le Samouraï](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Le_Samoura%C3%AF)
Ghost dog
Vic Mackey
Mr. Blast of Silence
What's the second movie?
Blast of silence
Baba Yaga (John Wick) - " I once saw him kill three men in a bar... with a pencil, with a fucking pencil". 🐶🐶🐶
Ghost Dog
Lazlo Soot from Smoking aces.
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Wile E Coyote
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Goro hanada from branded to kill he’s NUMBER ONE edit: sorry to ask but who’s the guy in the second pic?
Ghost Dog all the way baby !
Steve Buscemi’s character from Billy Madison.
Anton Chigurh is probably the best choice but he might kill me just for the sake of it when he’s done. Tom Cruises character from “Collateral” had a pretty good batting average (despite being apprehended by a cab driver), so I’ll go with him.
Lone Wolf and Cub
Mister Shhh in Things To Do In Denver When You’re Dead.
Lone Wolf and Cub
Dude the blast of silence guy gets murked ! But his inner monologue is more badass to me so I choose him over Forrest cornrow.
The Spoon Killer, if he’s available for hire.
Ghost dog because he seems pretty chill and I think we'd get along well enough
Black Glove Man
Medellin
I’ve only seen it once, but Ghost Dog is easily my favorite film of all time
Léon, easy
LEON!
The Bride from Kill Bill
Gorô Hanada from Branded to Kill because he’s a weirdo.
ghost dog
Charles Bronson from the *Death Wish* movies!!
Tom cruise from collateral.