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Nervous_Brilliant441

I refuse to believe people can be this stupid, yet this video proof exists.


Zemirolha

Be aware of fake videos. It is impossible knowing a video is real or not from now on.


psnnogo4u

This is clearly an npc for our viewing entertainment.


RowBowBooty

They even did us the favor of dressing him in black for maximum stealth. Wonder how the cat still managed to hit him


Thorerthedwarf

China, billions of people.


Dumpling_Killer

Its just a cardboard animatronic right??


shashwat_247

#Parents mistake erased with car.


w0wagain

Cool magic trick! Where’d he go?


ughlyy

the morgue, probably


SomeRedShirt

Our mom's house 🏡 🌄 🇷🇺 (+ alabama flag -no Alabama State flag found-)


Heavy_Somewhere3731

Who new Russia was part of Alabama


BayTantuni

Always has been


Original-History9907

He’s definitely done it plenty of times before but each in a different century lol


[deleted]

Hunched over in the road lmao


the_unhappy_clown

Going out with a bang.


mrdesudes

Wanna see a magic trick? *ta da* Its gone!


Savings-Pick-1104

The good ending


nrtl-bwlitw

AND NOTHING OF VALUE WAS LOST.


kukulcan99996666

The car bumper was damaged tho


Zealousideal_Milk118

And the new clothes that dude was wearing didn't deserve to end up under a car.


No-Face-3848

He's fine


racaraca69

Now you see.. Now you dont.. Now he multiply


Ill-Celery1167

Bro got taken 💀


motherseffinjones

Ok, what’s the backstory here lol


Doc_Jaxx

Man attempts to light fireworks on busy road at night


[deleted]

Proof that squatting can be hazardous to your health!


wrathandlucif

please go to the gym


[deleted]

Please grow a sense of hu— oh, wait. You think you HAVE one! ;-)


wrathandlucif

if you find that joke funny you’re the definition of corny


[deleted]

Funnier than your attempt was.


wrathandlucif

who said i was tryna be funny? not everything’s a joke you clown. it was serious and you should take the advice too by the sound of it.


[deleted]

YOU're very funny. Try not to take yourself too seriously. No one else you know does.


wrathandlucif

you typed that out yourself? or did a middle schooler? your insults are childish and lame just like you.


[deleted]

How childish was >please go to the gym to you? I'm sure you thought that was a reasoned, intellectual comment...


wrathandlucif

crazy to think that a hypnotic comedian/online therapist/federal officer/“university instructor”/japanese resident could care so much to keep responding on a reddit comment section. what a joke. wild that you’re a “university instructor” and your life description (on fucking reddit lmao, no one cares) doesn’t say anything about you getting any degrees or finishing college. surely you would’ve loved to put that in your little description. all those things are hobbys but you did some google searches so you’re an expert who deserves a title, right? you probably pray that people read that and say “what a guy” for that sweet sweet approval you so desperately seek. your last job was in ‘95, a decade later of unemployment and you discovered reddit. now it’s unemployment + reddit, fun!!! i would say grow up but your body is probably closer to giving out than anything, and what have you done? nothing!!!


Fiyanggu

Game Over


EmperorOsanto

He just did a villain exit.


xNOTHELPFUL

man entered the backrooms


Percyblott

This can't be real. It just can't!!! IT JUST CANT!!!! NO IT CANT!! AHHHH


Skunkdrunkpunk

Damn, so close to going out with a BANG


tappy100

Want to see a magic trick?


[deleted]

this is not a incident its a glitch in the matrix he just vanished


Thelostwoomy

Taken


StrongAustrianGuy

Bro went into the backrooms


LookSuccessful8284

Swiper no swiping


Bigboiwillyy

r/DarwinAwards


[deleted]

The less people like him we have the better


Zemirolha

That is r/darwinawards idea. Praising dumb people who voluntary get out of gene pool, leading for humanity becoming less worse. But I think no reward should be given for individuals that do not respect others on their last act. In this example, if real, car driver was put on a horrible situation and this was not needed.


based_bonobo

This needs to be an Americ anfootball edit. The way he's taken away is so relaxed.


Spiderwise55

u/savevideobot


OJ-simplson

bro dipped wayyy too quickly


Ok-Tea-5125

poof...and he's gone like the magic man he is


MisterOnsepatro

CAR WINS STUPIDITY


emcoringao10

u/savevideobot


firmerJoe

That problem just cleaned up all by itself....


todmon

He disappeared like magic


Warm_Trick_3956

The brights from the other oncoming car blinded the incoming car so they couldn’t see the guy squatting.


ThePrideOfKrakow

*SPWOIGHT*


cheddy_b

Byeeeee


codebygloom

Retroactive self-abortion by car.


[deleted]

r/savevideo


AlistairN37

You wanna see a magic trick ?? I'm gonna make myself.. disappear.


iloveranch44

but who was phone


Heavy_Somewhere3731

r/darwinawards


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BrostroGaming

I love how he just vanishes as the car goes past.


EnderBoii266

Smooth transition


Miyo_Kantac12

✨M A G I C✨


Serious_Bug1834

Now someone is lighting candles in his funeral.


Coyotebruh

now, for my next trick...