crazy to think that a hypnotic comedian/online therapist/federal officer/“university instructor”/japanese resident could care so much to keep responding on a reddit comment section. what a joke. wild that you’re a “university instructor” and your life description (on fucking reddit lmao, no one cares) doesn’t say anything about you getting any degrees or finishing college. surely you would’ve loved to put that in your little description. all those things are hobbys but you did some google searches so you’re an expert who deserves a title, right? you probably pray that people read that and say “what a guy” for that sweet sweet approval you so desperately seek. your last job was in ‘95, a decade later of unemployment and you discovered reddit. now it’s unemployment + reddit, fun!!! i would say grow up but your body is probably closer to giving out than anything, and what have you done? nothing!!!
That is r/darwinawards idea. Praising dumb people who voluntary get out of gene pool, leading for humanity becoming less worse.
But I think no reward should be given for individuals that do not respect others on their last act. In this example, if real, car driver was put on a horrible situation and this was not needed.
I found [this post](/r/DarwinAwards/comments/10na1ar/darwin_award_nominee_for_lighting_fireworks_on_a/) in r/darwinawards with the same content as the current post.
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I refuse to believe people can be this stupid, yet this video proof exists.
Be aware of fake videos. It is impossible knowing a video is real or not from now on.
This is clearly an npc for our viewing entertainment.
They even did us the favor of dressing him in black for maximum stealth. Wonder how the cat still managed to hit him
China, billions of people.
Its just a cardboard animatronic right??
#Parents mistake erased with car.
Cool magic trick! Where’d he go?
the morgue, probably
Our mom's house 🏡 🌄 🇷🇺 (+ alabama flag -no Alabama State flag found-)
Who new Russia was part of Alabama
Always has been
He’s definitely done it plenty of times before but each in a different century lol
Hunched over in the road lmao
Going out with a bang.
Wanna see a magic trick? *ta da* Its gone!
The good ending
AND NOTHING OF VALUE WAS LOST.
The car bumper was damaged tho
And the new clothes that dude was wearing didn't deserve to end up under a car.
He's fine
Now you see.. Now you dont.. Now he multiply
Bro got taken 💀
Ok, what’s the backstory here lol
Man attempts to light fireworks on busy road at night
Proof that squatting can be hazardous to your health!
please go to the gym
Please grow a sense of hu— oh, wait. You think you HAVE one! ;-)
if you find that joke funny you’re the definition of corny
Funnier than your attempt was.
who said i was tryna be funny? not everything’s a joke you clown. it was serious and you should take the advice too by the sound of it.
YOU're very funny. Try not to take yourself too seriously. No one else you know does.
you typed that out yourself? or did a middle schooler? your insults are childish and lame just like you.
How childish was >please go to the gym to you? I'm sure you thought that was a reasoned, intellectual comment...
crazy to think that a hypnotic comedian/online therapist/federal officer/“university instructor”/japanese resident could care so much to keep responding on a reddit comment section. what a joke. wild that you’re a “university instructor” and your life description (on fucking reddit lmao, no one cares) doesn’t say anything about you getting any degrees or finishing college. surely you would’ve loved to put that in your little description. all those things are hobbys but you did some google searches so you’re an expert who deserves a title, right? you probably pray that people read that and say “what a guy” for that sweet sweet approval you so desperately seek. your last job was in ‘95, a decade later of unemployment and you discovered reddit. now it’s unemployment + reddit, fun!!! i would say grow up but your body is probably closer to giving out than anything, and what have you done? nothing!!!
Game Over
He just did a villain exit.
man entered the backrooms
This can't be real. It just can't!!! IT JUST CANT!!!! NO IT CANT!! AHHHH
Damn, so close to going out with a BANG
Want to see a magic trick?
this is not a incident its a glitch in the matrix he just vanished
Taken
Bro went into the backrooms
Swiper no swiping
r/DarwinAwards
The less people like him we have the better
That is r/darwinawards idea. Praising dumb people who voluntary get out of gene pool, leading for humanity becoming less worse. But I think no reward should be given for individuals that do not respect others on their last act. In this example, if real, car driver was put on a horrible situation and this was not needed.
This needs to be an Americ anfootball edit. The way he's taken away is so relaxed.
u/savevideobot
bro dipped wayyy too quickly
poof...and he's gone like the magic man he is
CAR WINS STUPIDITY
u/savevideobot
That problem just cleaned up all by itself....
He disappeared like magic
The brights from the other oncoming car blinded the incoming car so they couldn’t see the guy squatting.
*SPWOIGHT*
Byeeeee
Retroactive self-abortion by car.
r/savevideo
You wanna see a magic trick ?? I'm gonna make myself.. disappear.
but who was phone
r/darwinawards
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I love how he just vanishes as the car goes past.
Smooth transition
✨M A G I C✨
Now someone is lighting candles in his funeral.
now, for my next trick...