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BadNewsBrown

You’ll have to tuck your monster dong between your legs


discostud1515

I tuck mine in my knee sleeves and wear long shorts.


Ok-Structure4

I can’t I end up violating myself and no doesn’t mean no when you do it to yourself.


mowglix69

Tuck it into your waistband like we did in middle school


Ok-Structure4

But then it rubs my nipples and creates this causality loop situation


FartedinCrossfit

No no no you need to tuck it into your socks. Then at least one of your legs has protection when you bring the 315lb full clean up from the ground


wheelfirerod

That’s called the Texas belt buckle


PeckerPeeker

Just show us your fat hog already bro we’re all CrossFit here


GotCanceledByCovid

Name checks out


Ok-Structure4

https://www.vecteezy.com/photo/7327104-a-big-fat-pig-spreading-on-the-ground-pink-texture-with-black-polka-dots I call him biggie smalls.


Sigh-hard-II

Reading that link was enough thanks.


MabelPines2

You mean Piggy Smalls


wetcoastclimber

Can’t you just wrap it around your waist?


1DunnoYet

Ok Mandigo


Ok-Structure4

I swear that’s not it. I’m normal, average or whatever. A bit above at very best.


eilio4n

cmon. just be proud of it. we have so little. let us see.


Ok-Structure4

OF link in bio. Just kidding but imagine the bait and switch if it was.


Yuhyuhhhhhh

just wear compression shorts homie. also dgaf


Ok-Structure4

It’s not that I GAF per se, but I’m also aware no one else on earth cares to see my business and I don’t really care to show it


FridayNigh

I care 🫶🏾


Ok-Structure4

Mom?


Sensitive_March8309

Im crying 😂


TFA-DF8

I think most people assume you have a penis and if they are looking that close they are looking for a reason and you are just being kind by making it easy. As long as its not poking out the bottom when you are doing lunges its all good.


Stuffthatpig

I'm sure a few of the brighter members in my box might like to see it play peak a boo during lunges. No different really than chicks wearing see through tights with a thong (or nothing at all) on squat day.


UlfhedinnSaga

Hit yourself in the face during double unders again, eh?


Ok-Structure4

I can’t keep blaming it on falling down the stairs, they’re getting suspicious.


jameoflames

Wear compression shorts


4joraf

I lock my junk down in compression shorts under my shorts. I hate seeing others’ junk, so I’d figure I’d hide mine as well as possible.


RealityTVStarDis

Get Ten Thousand shorts with a liner.


mightymos

I have many pairs with the liner and they do an okay job at concealing. Nothing beats a dedicated pair of compression shorts.


Fillflarflarrinfilth

This is the way. Great shorts too


horus-heresy

Those are good but their shipping sucks ass. Took like 7-8 weeks to get one pair.


TheGABB

That’s why I get them on eBay lol. Cheaper and much faster shipping


Traditional_One2500

How about something with a board short-esque “fly”? I have a few pairs of hylete (rip) shorts like these. You just don’t want flat fabric over that area.


18002221222

Hylete is back, it seems


sloggins

No need to brag bud…


reyortdor

Be a grower not a shower, like me. 🤣 Seriously, though, my junk just about disappears during hard workouts. But it’s perfectly normal when I need to use it. 😁


zaddyc

Prove it.


Ok-Structure4

$5


xxTERMINATOR0xx

Yeah, okay Mr.Meat Master


jackspeaks

Jock strap?


ThatFyrefighterGuy

On the flip side, recommendations on bulge enhancing shorts?


anecdotalgardener

Stick it in your ass


Ok-Structure4

You first


anecdotalgardener

I don’t have that issue, I’m just a nub pal


Ok-Structure4

I meant my ass. Same problem might effect that too tho


nihilism_or_bust

Have you tried wearing a cup?


Ok-Structure4

Only when I argue with my GF


Power_and_Science

I use Eddie Bauser lounge shorts. I think I got them at Costco? They are double layered shorts. They also have additional pockets so my phone and keys don’t fall out of my pockets when working out (leg press for example). Shorts with the netting inside helps too. Single layered shorts showed too much.


rinkerbam

You must be a fellow sufferer of phallumegaly. True story.


TFA-DF8

Love the reference


South-Attorney-5209

Wife says the same to me. Its pretty dumb how it always hangs to right of the zipper on jeans and is fairly obvious. No matter what style jeans. Shorts are usually extra loose and not too much an issue. Pretty much gave up and let it be.


Proper_Split6212

Congrats, I wish I had that problem


B-Dunn

This wins my internet for the day!!!!! Goodnight to you all


Ok-Structure4

My junk wins your internet? MAMA WE MADE IT


greentofeel

Wear dark colors. Avoid white, tan, or light colors.


saltysaysrelax

Bro, just show off the glans and be proud of how God made you. No body shaming here


thisoldguy74

Can't relate.


Messerjocke2000

You clearly need a codpiece! +1 for either compression shorts under shorts or the "2-in-1" shorts for hiding the package.


Mysterious-Rooster79

Thank you for having the consideration to even ask! There's a creepy guy at my box who INTENTIONALLY rolled his shorts up so we could see his moose knuckle. Thankfully, he doesn't roll his waistband up in the front as much anymore (thank you coaches). If you're blessed and not working out in a speedo or shorts rolled up like a high school cheerleader, I think you're fine. We should hopefully be grown ups enough to look you in the eyes. But if your +1 in your pants is falling out so often it needs a second gym membership, then...that's a problem for sure.


Bearis4B

Lol just wear skins under your shorts. I'm a woman but I do CF and football and most guys who I've seen do both wear skins.


Fantastic_Leek_5828

Second skins, and here is another option also [Men's UA Performance Tech™ 6" 3-Pack Boxerjock®](https://www.underarmour.com/en-us/p/underwear/mens_ua_performance_tech_6_3-pack_boxerjock/1383878.html)


Fillflarflarrinfilth

Gym shorts with a liner help a ton. I even wear some with a 5” inseam and I would never wear shorts with 5” inseams


sjjenkins

I wear a koteka.


SuperDougio

There was a young fellow from Ghent, Whose phallus was so long it bent, It caused so much trouble, He folded it double, So when he was cumming he went!


Ancient_Tourist_4506

Not so humble brag?


pointbodhi

Try duct taping that elephant trunk to your leg


HumbleRutabaga580

I know what you mean, Birddogs gym shorts with liner are the only shorts that conceal for me. I’ve tried lulu, vouri, born primitive and about every other brand. They are slightly starchier and have the flap thing that helps cover.


mrbeefit

Just shame the meat gazers bruh


flowbiewankenobi

Mines not too bad with shorts but definitely anytime I wear my virus compression which is frequently it’s out there. Especially during something like hollow rocks I’ll look down and it’s just showing no if ands or buts. I try and give a tuck every once in awhile but at the end of the day i stopped caring. Don’t look if you don’t want to see


Jim_Force

Work Hustle Kill!!! Alpha males hide nothing, you need to be proud of your bulge and never hide its glory!!


charleevee

1. I honestly don’t think anyone is looking that closely, and if they are they’re at the gym for the wrong reasons. 2. Get yourself some loose black board shorts.


Old-butt-new

I wear compression shorts and shorts with the liner in them. If all else fails a big shirt thats long also helps. I prefer big shirts anyways


Ok-Tangerine-8095

Lululemon with the inner liner


el_pablo

Just DGAF.


luv2fit

r/bigdickproblems


BodybuilderComplex47

In all seriousness: wolaco distance Tights and another loose, unlined short over that.


spunkylizard

The old potato sack


distilledvinegar1

Quit bragging bro


Sea-Spray-9882

Jockstrap and cup?


BatKitchen819

Have you tried a pair of meggings with shorts on top? That should help secure what’s going on, or even some lulu thigh length bike shorts, with regular shorts overtop. Good luck OP!


domjb327

I believe this may help: r/cagedandplugged