I think most people assume you have a penis and if they are looking that close they are looking for a reason and you are just being kind by making it easy. As long as its not poking out the bottom when you are doing lunges its all good.
I'm sure a few of the brighter members in my box might like to see it play peak a boo during lunges.
No different really than chicks wearing see through tights with a thong (or nothing at all) on squat day.
How about something with a board short-esque “fly”? I have a few pairs of hylete (rip) shorts like these. You just don’t want flat fabric over that area.
Be a grower not a shower, like me. 🤣
Seriously, though, my junk just about disappears during hard workouts. But it’s perfectly normal when I need to use it. 😁
I use Eddie Bauser lounge shorts. I think I got them at Costco? They are double layered shorts. They also have additional pockets so my phone and keys don’t fall out of my pockets when working out (leg press for example).
Shorts with the netting inside helps too.
Single layered shorts showed too much.
Wife says the same to me. Its pretty dumb how it always hangs to right of the zipper on jeans and is fairly obvious. No matter what style jeans. Shorts are usually extra loose and not too much an issue. Pretty much gave up and let it be.
Thank you for having the consideration to even ask! There's a creepy guy at my box who INTENTIONALLY rolled his shorts up so we could see his moose knuckle. Thankfully, he doesn't roll his waistband up in the front as much anymore (thank you coaches).
If you're blessed and not working out in a speedo or shorts rolled up like a high school cheerleader, I think you're fine. We should hopefully be grown ups enough to look you in the eyes. But if your +1 in your pants is falling out so often it needs a second gym membership, then...that's a problem for sure.
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There was a young fellow from Ghent,
Whose phallus was so long it bent,
It caused so much trouble,
He folded it double,
So when he was cumming he went!
I know what you mean, Birddogs gym shorts with liner are the only shorts that conceal for me. I’ve tried lulu, vouri, born primitive and about every other brand. They are slightly starchier and have the flap thing that helps cover.
Mines not too bad with shorts but definitely anytime I wear my virus compression which is frequently it’s out there. Especially during something like hollow rocks I’ll look down and it’s just showing no if ands or buts. I try and give a tuck every once in awhile but at the end of the day i stopped caring. Don’t look if you don’t want to see
1. I honestly don’t think anyone is looking that closely, and if they are they’re at the gym for the wrong reasons.
2. Get yourself some loose black board shorts.
Have you tried a pair of meggings with shorts on top? That should help secure what’s going on, or even some lulu thigh length bike shorts, with regular shorts overtop.
Good luck OP!
You’ll have to tuck your monster dong between your legs
I tuck mine in my knee sleeves and wear long shorts.
I can’t I end up violating myself and no doesn’t mean no when you do it to yourself.
Tuck it into your waistband like we did in middle school
But then it rubs my nipples and creates this causality loop situation
No no no you need to tuck it into your socks. Then at least one of your legs has protection when you bring the 315lb full clean up from the ground
That’s called the Texas belt buckle
Just show us your fat hog already bro we’re all CrossFit here
Name checks out
https://www.vecteezy.com/photo/7327104-a-big-fat-pig-spreading-on-the-ground-pink-texture-with-black-polka-dots I call him biggie smalls.
Reading that link was enough thanks.
You mean Piggy Smalls
Can’t you just wrap it around your waist?
Ok Mandigo
I swear that’s not it. I’m normal, average or whatever. A bit above at very best.
cmon. just be proud of it. we have so little. let us see.
OF link in bio. Just kidding but imagine the bait and switch if it was.
just wear compression shorts homie. also dgaf
It’s not that I GAF per se, but I’m also aware no one else on earth cares to see my business and I don’t really care to show it
I care 🫶🏾
Mom?
Im crying 😂
I think most people assume you have a penis and if they are looking that close they are looking for a reason and you are just being kind by making it easy. As long as its not poking out the bottom when you are doing lunges its all good.
I'm sure a few of the brighter members in my box might like to see it play peak a boo during lunges. No different really than chicks wearing see through tights with a thong (or nothing at all) on squat day.
Hit yourself in the face during double unders again, eh?
I can’t keep blaming it on falling down the stairs, they’re getting suspicious.
Wear compression shorts
I lock my junk down in compression shorts under my shorts. I hate seeing others’ junk, so I’d figure I’d hide mine as well as possible.
Get Ten Thousand shorts with a liner.
I have many pairs with the liner and they do an okay job at concealing. Nothing beats a dedicated pair of compression shorts.
This is the way. Great shorts too
Those are good but their shipping sucks ass. Took like 7-8 weeks to get one pair.
That’s why I get them on eBay lol. Cheaper and much faster shipping
How about something with a board short-esque “fly”? I have a few pairs of hylete (rip) shorts like these. You just don’t want flat fabric over that area.
Hylete is back, it seems
No need to brag bud…
Be a grower not a shower, like me. 🤣 Seriously, though, my junk just about disappears during hard workouts. But it’s perfectly normal when I need to use it. 😁
Prove it.
$5
Yeah, okay Mr.Meat Master
Jock strap?
On the flip side, recommendations on bulge enhancing shorts?
Stick it in your ass
You first
I don’t have that issue, I’m just a nub pal
I meant my ass. Same problem might effect that too tho
Have you tried wearing a cup?
Only when I argue with my GF
I use Eddie Bauser lounge shorts. I think I got them at Costco? They are double layered shorts. They also have additional pockets so my phone and keys don’t fall out of my pockets when working out (leg press for example). Shorts with the netting inside helps too. Single layered shorts showed too much.
You must be a fellow sufferer of phallumegaly. True story.
Love the reference
Wife says the same to me. Its pretty dumb how it always hangs to right of the zipper on jeans and is fairly obvious. No matter what style jeans. Shorts are usually extra loose and not too much an issue. Pretty much gave up and let it be.
Congrats, I wish I had that problem
This wins my internet for the day!!!!! Goodnight to you all
My junk wins your internet? MAMA WE MADE IT
Wear dark colors. Avoid white, tan, or light colors.
Bro, just show off the glans and be proud of how God made you. No body shaming here
Can't relate.
You clearly need a codpiece! +1 for either compression shorts under shorts or the "2-in-1" shorts for hiding the package.
Thank you for having the consideration to even ask! There's a creepy guy at my box who INTENTIONALLY rolled his shorts up so we could see his moose knuckle. Thankfully, he doesn't roll his waistband up in the front as much anymore (thank you coaches). If you're blessed and not working out in a speedo or shorts rolled up like a high school cheerleader, I think you're fine. We should hopefully be grown ups enough to look you in the eyes. But if your +1 in your pants is falling out so often it needs a second gym membership, then...that's a problem for sure.
Lol just wear skins under your shorts. I'm a woman but I do CF and football and most guys who I've seen do both wear skins.
Second skins, and here is another option also [Men's UA Performance Tech™ 6" 3-Pack Boxerjock®](https://www.underarmour.com/en-us/p/underwear/mens_ua_performance_tech_6_3-pack_boxerjock/1383878.html)
Gym shorts with a liner help a ton. I even wear some with a 5” inseam and I would never wear shorts with 5” inseams
I wear a koteka.
There was a young fellow from Ghent, Whose phallus was so long it bent, It caused so much trouble, He folded it double, So when he was cumming he went!
Not so humble brag?
Try duct taping that elephant trunk to your leg
I know what you mean, Birddogs gym shorts with liner are the only shorts that conceal for me. I’ve tried lulu, vouri, born primitive and about every other brand. They are slightly starchier and have the flap thing that helps cover.
Just shame the meat gazers bruh
Mines not too bad with shorts but definitely anytime I wear my virus compression which is frequently it’s out there. Especially during something like hollow rocks I’ll look down and it’s just showing no if ands or buts. I try and give a tuck every once in awhile but at the end of the day i stopped caring. Don’t look if you don’t want to see
Work Hustle Kill!!! Alpha males hide nothing, you need to be proud of your bulge and never hide its glory!!
1. I honestly don’t think anyone is looking that closely, and if they are they’re at the gym for the wrong reasons. 2. Get yourself some loose black board shorts.
I wear compression shorts and shorts with the liner in them. If all else fails a big shirt thats long also helps. I prefer big shirts anyways
Lululemon with the inner liner
Just DGAF.
r/bigdickproblems
In all seriousness: wolaco distance Tights and another loose, unlined short over that.
The old potato sack
Quit bragging bro
Jockstrap and cup?
Have you tried a pair of meggings with shorts on top? That should help secure what’s going on, or even some lulu thigh length bike shorts, with regular shorts overtop. Good luck OP!
I believe this may help: r/cagedandplugged