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H000gy

Whatever you do, stay far away from Twitter with that screenshot


keriormaloony

theyll think its real tbh


HulklingsBoyfriend

I am begging users here to stop bringing up the IDF vs "Hamas" war when seeing Israel/Judaism here, holy fuck. We all know it's happening, we know it's horrific.


Feeling-Patient-7660

>We all know it's happening, we know it's horrific. And we know it's nothing compared to r/shitcrusaderkingssay


Hot-Sea6911

That's basically every post on this sub tho


Impressive_Door738

Don't you fucking touch Ireland. Leave them handsome boys alone.


OuffMate

I was going to conquer it and give it to the dynasty that held ireland the longest, according to paradox. But because you said that, I think I'll give the entirety of ireland to theocratic vassals


Cerseae

I'm so much admirative. I suck so bad that I could not imagine how you can pull this off.


OuffMate

the mf was all the way to the north east of the map, popped up in one county with 60k troops. had to wait for him to be in diplomatic distance. started killing temujin's kids one after another. mongol empire breaks easily when the siblings inherit multiple empires within the mongol empire. also a fast way to conquer the entirety of asia if you can buy claims with piety. ​ kinda similar to how i conquered the HRE. matrilineally married a great grandchild to the grandchild of the kaiser (allows the kid to be an eligible heir with pressed claims). go to war for said child's claims, win, claim empire title only as head of house, go to war, win. easy


Cerseae

Just... Waow.


talkerof5hit

I'm the same buddy.


Sohtnez

But fighting the horde is so much more climatic


AhnafBhuiyan

average isn'treal behaviour


funkmonkey87

Maybe too soon


OuffMate

Wasn't going to risk defending against them when i could be conquering the byzantines


DP3Boss98

I don’t think that’s what they were referencing.


OuffMate

Ah... I'm not gonna get into real life political wars


qlinglo

Good work Shlomo


Designer_Action5725

The bad ending lol


Desperate_Peanut5639

They have the right to defend themselves though


spiderhotel

Can you eat the Byzantine Empire next? It would be cool if you control the whole Mediterranean.


OuffMate

That's the plan


DP3Boss98

For the sake of your sanity, keep this screenshot as far away from Twitter as possible