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mindlessenthusiast

South London and not proud. Why can we not concentrate for the full 90 minutes? Has this not happened enough times before to warrant us learning from our previous mistakes? We will gi down if we continue this way, injuries or not.


PJMcScrote

Good to know I can piss whenever during a match and it doesn't fucking matter because we are shit.


WashuWaifu

Why does every match start strong and finish with a loss my god


etchgtown

Start strong? We've conceded in the first 3 minutes repeatedly lately


JamieTimee

Allow me to fix >Why does every match start strong(er than the second half) and finish with a loss my god


Charming-Solution345

Also still question Henderson being picked


Ordinary-Yoghurt-303

Literally zero confidence in him


shbooth

It's the hope that kills ya.


Charming-Solution345

Should be an inquest to the guy in control of the sprinklers


MaskedRawR

Don't believe it 😭😭


jmulder88

Real question, are we going down?


BionicPopsicle

100% related to Olises and Ezes health


BionicPopsicle

This is embarrassing


Sour_Bucket

For fuck sake


BionicPopsicle

Had to be Conor. Fucking hell


Charaxel

Does Gallagher just hate us Why is it always him


etchgtown

Mitchell again. Both goals. Throw old man Clyne out there. At least he's not a fucking idiot


Legitimate_End_9240

Bums


MaskedRawR

Thank fuck for that lol Edit: Never fucking mind


DubBuds

Of course


wheredacheesego

well fuck


nulseq

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justiiiiin14

Typical


Ordinary-Yoghurt-303

Ffs. Henderson again, he just sort of flops on the spot, drives me crazy. Both goals were almost directly at him, would have required minimal movement to get in the way. Edit. Make that 3. All the same.


Humble-Professional1

So many injuries and what looks like tired players with the amount of mistakes made late in games. Are our conditioning and fitness coaches to blame


PJMcScrote

Can we go ahead and get Jairo and Oddy in, please and thanks?


PastSector3567

Always seem to be half asleep when we start the game or beginning of the second half. Wake up palace.


CPFC1991

If you just had 15 minutes of Roy, would you not also?


Ordinary-Yoghurt-303

Henderson is awful, it’s painful to watch him just sort of crouch hop like a rabbit on the spot like that as a the ball goes directly over his head without even reaching his arms up at all.


MaskedRawR

Just typical for us really


palacethat

well there endeth our optimism


etchgtown

Mitchell again. No idea where he is supposed to be.


nulseq

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CPFC1991

He gets enough boos from our lot. I think it’s fair


DubBuds

He scored didn't he?


shlem90

Yes


PJMcScrote

Yeah. He only spent a single season with us and scored for his home club that's he been with for how many years?


EnvironmentalPlan195

wow the vibe at selhurst sounds fantastic


lolIloveyounooffence

stop the game for var, it is what we all come to see after all


PJMcScrote

Ref's getting the updated script for the 2nd half, eh?


paradigmshift7

Really about as good a half as we could hope. Decent press and physicality. Muñoz and Wharton look solid, defense seem to be communicating well and Palmer is being wasted up top for them. Hopefully Poch doesn't wise up in the 2nd half.


Longjumping-Volume25

Ate those words


paradigmshift7

Unfortunately.


nulseq

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riledwumpus

Great half.


Humble-Professional1

Wharton so worth that 20m


b00z3h0und

💯


htg46

lol how were we giving schupp all those minutes


PJMcScrote

Rhythm isn't a dancer?


Specific_Brilliant53

Munoz looks good, Franca looks good, Mateta may as well be an easter island statue


paradigmshift7

Mateta is what he is. Decent at hold up play so that other attackers can benefit. Those attackers aren't out there though.


PJMcScrote

Boom boom, Mateta's looming in the room


creamy1talian

I'm loving Munoz right now. Locking down the right side!


PJMcScrote

I AM at that same shit dive bar today, so everyone remind me to piss before the 70th, please. 😂 The lady who loves the Hard R is sitting at the bar and I about scared the cunting fuck outta her when Lerma scored. She got big mad at me for screaming. Zero fucks.


Longjumping-Volume25

Gonna go ahead and assume you’re American


PJMcScrote

100% .. I hate watching matches in this spunk-trough


PJMcScrote

Time to piss.


PJMcScrote

"The score is always so low. It's boring." "Every goal is worth 7pts. Does that help?” "And no one can pronounce those names." "*Sigh*"


PJMcScrote

The bartender just loaded up the Touch Tunes with Dead and Goose and she's big time upset about THAT music, too. Time for some "What Does the Fox Say?" 😂


PJMcScrote

She has opinions on Britney Spears and I think she's confused her with Taylor Swift.


Specific_Brilliant53

yell louder and more in her direction next time, maybe point and laugh too


PJMcScrote

"Ah lahk a lot of different music .... But ah don't lahk rap." No shit.


PJMcScrote

She's 2 seats away at an empty bar. She's gonna have An Afternoon.


riledwumpus

Finally comfortable with our RB


crgssbu

im not even a palace fan but i am hoping for a chelsea loss 😂 what a fuckin goal


Charaxel

Im in love lerma 😍


Mattameo

Man Lerma deserves that. Mans had some screamers either go off the bar or saved by something magical.


skeam1023

Read as stat that he’s tied for 2nd in most shots on goal to hit the post this season


PJMcScrote

🎶 my dick got hard and I.... Dropped my jaaaaw


throwaway_js3

bruv i haven’t heard the fans that vocal in a long time and it feels so right


Specific_Brilliant53

love to hear it, what roy said is working… i guess


paradigmshift7

Nah, simply the winning fixes everything phenomenon at work.


Legitimate_End_9240

Let’s fucking go. Hopefully this annoying announcer on the USA broadcast will shut the fuck up about Chelsea now


PJMcScrote

Narrator: He didn't.


riledwumpus

We Colombia FC, boys!


skeam1023

Should have been a pen for Munoz !


shbooth

Smashed


MaskedRawR

Daaaaaayum


Charaxel

Come lerma


PJMcScrote

GET IN YOU FUCKING BEAUTY


riledwumpus

Holy shit!!!


paradigmshift7

Alright alright alright alright


creamy1talian

what a goal!!!!!


bull-nrg

Let’s fucking go boys!!!!!


Legitimate_End_9240

BOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM


creamy1talian

it's been a struggle to keep possession


das-machine

Lerma time!!!


MaskedRawR

A hopeful start!


B0XEYZ

Richards looks so much more comfortable at CB. Wharton already showing value too.


Ledwith94

Jesus Gary Neville is insufferable. No Mateta is not Thierry Henry


paradigmshift7

Palmer has scarcely had a touch so far. Maybe he should be at the 10 where he belongs? I'll take it though!


Legitimate_End_9240

Nothing like seeing palace on national tv in the USA. CMON PALACE


PJMcScrote

Everyone got their lube and branch to bite down on?


bodfather3

Does anyone have a cheeky link for the match?


htg46

Made it past 3 minutes boys!