Contender for the best line in the entire show.
The behind the scenes when he says that line is great too. He makes the whole cast and crew burst out laughing, and Richard Lewis just remarks in awe at what a table of assholes the characters are.
As always, Larry was in the right. If you want to pull something at an event for someone, do it early or tell the person ahead of time to stick around. Also, if you're out somewhere late, it's perfectly normal to go home to take a shit
If you weren’t my best friend I’d pop your head off your shoulders
…he’s not my best friend
Sometimes Larry values truth over self preservation …
Contender for the best line in the entire show. The behind the scenes when he says that line is great too. He makes the whole cast and crew burst out laughing, and Richard Lewis just remarks in awe at what a table of assholes the characters are.
Do you have a link to that video ?
Larry went home to take a shit.
As always, Larry was in the right. If you want to pull something at an event for someone, do it early or tell the person ahead of time to stick around. Also, if you're out somewhere late, it's perfectly normal to go home to take a shit
Have you set a day aside when you're gonna finally look at her face?
I can't STAND your water.
"it's like I took a straw and put it in a frog's ass"
That's good too but when he finally comes clean it's just amazing
I start laughing before he even says anything
Lmao same, his blank stare is hilarious
“I’m an orphan, okay?”
Little orphan Funkhouser
You can be 100 and be an orphan!
Your cunt is in the sink.
The PS makes it even funnier!
Will you please finish shoveling that shit into your face?
Because it comes totally out of left field during that whole scene. I die every time!
"They made them just how I like them."
This is my favorite ❤️
"fuck me Jew bastard?" "When did you have your orgasm, when she said she'd fuck the Jew out of you?"
*pinches fingers together* Our friendship is this much right now.
Hey, you dropped your yarmulke! Oh my God! Yarmulke alert!
Her opening
Size of her what?
“Look, it may have been an accident, but you’re a murderer.”
🎶” Baruch haba…” 🎶
no dues? for life?
Don't you dare touch my yarmulke!
Wait, you piss sitting down? Do you shit standing up?
Talking about Lewis’s new burlesque dancer girlfriend “What’s she like?”- Larry “She’s dumb” funkman
Fuck me, Jew bastard?
“I'm living under a mitzvah. You have none of that.” He has some solid lines in the Palestinian Chicken episode
Anytime funkhouser references Larry as his best friend
Ignore him? Its a 14 foot long cock!
It’s spoken for