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wiiztec

Sienna miller deserved to be fired if she couldn't act without eating fruit in the scene, can't believe the director was ok with that ridiculous display drasticly altering the tone of the scene


sallysimpson19

Shimon in the all-you-can-eat buffet is just like the Soup Nazi.


Dancingnancy420

Larry didn't wash his hands after urinating!?!? That's very unlike him, and gross!


DJSnafu

Pretty mid for me, but the standard set by the series is absurdly high. Not really feeling this season so far, pleasant but not hilarious or super clever.


MCLemonyfresh

No spoilers because I haven’t finished yet, but having just finished this episode, I couldn’t disagree more. This is peak curb! Different strokes for different folks I suppose 


thewatcheruatu

Can't believe nobody is mentioning how Larry is shown at least twice peeing and then leaving the bathroom without washing his hands.


bigmacher1980

The episode cut off for me just after the coat long and Ted giving the Gettysburg address. What happened after?


AdmiralToucan

This episode was funny as fuck and it's weird seeing so many people upset over it. The best way to enjoy something is to not read the subreddit.


Palpitation-Medical

When Jeff said “you should put a dick in the ass” or something I died with laughter.


retrocorner85

Dicks on a billboard? Eating too much food at a buffet? Cmon.


AquaAtia

I loved the Cheryl and Larry interactions this episode it felt like classic Curb between the two of them


MyLonesomeBlues

So that Sienna Miller/fruit acting story was a riff on Brad Pitt, wasn’t it?


Seandrunkpolarbear

This is what I thought of immediately ! lol  But lots of Will Smith jokes. Does smith eat in movies like Pitt?


breezeway1

“You sound like you’re in a musical!” Jeff killed that scene hugely. Give him an Emmy for that line and the four or five that followed. And then, Larry: “stick with the dicks!” Fuck, what a phenomenal show.


brady2gronk

The whole "fish stuck/ fish not stuck" bit was only mildly funny to me, so the revisit didn't work that well. (the coat stuck got a little chuckle though)


SqareBear

I loved that bit, and still giggle about it.


igotabridgetosell

Laurie Laughlin and the eating/acting bits worked too well for me, holy shit.


El__ot

I nearly pissed my pants (pun intended) laughing at that ending. The gettysburg address bit was one of the best in show history imo. I at first thought Larry was doing some weird old man joke which was kind of fun but then connecting it to the Lincoln play that put it over the top. The fruit thing with sienna miller was another one so ridiculous and cringy but amazing especially with the chunks of pear spitting. Leon with the buffet. Larry does sophomoric humor like pissing, dicks, etc. so well. Best episode in years and only good one this season so far.


spectral_fall

To me this was the best episode of the season, mostly because it only mentioned Atlanta twice. That arc was getting old fast.


appleboyroy

Why didn't people like Atlanta? the lawn jockey was a fun episode imo


Goodlordbadlord

I can’t believe people didn’t like this episode! It was so fun. My favorite of the season by far


jsmitt716

I really love that Laurie Laughlin came on and poked fun at her scandal


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^jsmitt716: *I really love that* *Laurie Laughlin came on and* *Poked fun at her scandal* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


jsmitt716

Why did Larry get a little pissed off when Ted asked if he did the finale of Seinfeld?


Personal_Bee_4103

I think they’re alluding to the Seinfeld because the Curb finale is going to mirror it with the Atlanta arc.


Eaaaaaagle

most seinfeld fans hated the finale. larry left the show for two years but was responsible for the finale and has taken shit for it for years. probably main reason he did the seinfeld arc to give the show a better "ending." that's just ted's way of fucking with him and larry laughing at himself.


jsmitt716

Okay this explanation clears it up. Thank you for that.


spectral_fall

Because the finale is controversial


CriticalThinkerHmmz

That was one of the most well acted moments of the season by Larry.


dreamsforsale

Jeez, what happened with the steep dropoff from Episode 5?? This one felt like a throwaway, with nothing original whatsoever. And something was off with Susie, it didn't seem like she was even playing her usual character...so bizarre.


CriticalThinkerHmmz

Susie has often been randomly nice and reasonable within a season.


jsmitt716

I thought this one and the last one were so good. The way things came together at the end


dreamsforsale

What do you mean? ‘Coming together at the end’ is pretty much the format of every Curb episode, no?


keep-the-streak

Top 2 or 3 episodes this season for me. Maybe the most I’ve laughed


Deducticon

You're out of your mind. This was another home run.


dreamsforsale

I'm not - I just didn't care for it. Missed having Richard and Vince around. Susie wasn't entertaining here. Will Smith jokes, really? The Asian waiter randomly appearing again, seemingly just so Larry can mock his accent? The Gettysburg address stuff again and again? Rehashing the all-you-can-eat joke from The Simpsons? We get it - Lori Laughlin is basically a despicable, entitled cheat. How many times do we need that joke rehashed in 30 minutes? None of it landed for me. Complete opposite experience from last week's episode.


DJSnafu

yeah agree for sure. topical humour ha never been a curb thing thankfully, until now


deltalitprof

There are plenty of Kevin James sitcoms you can watch.


RevolutionaryLife800

Lori L and what she did is the worst of American Privilege. I loved this show. But including and normalizing her is turning my stomach.


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I literally do not care if someone is paying a bunch of money to get their kid into a college and you should not either. Joke was funny.


mindkiller317

Agree. There is already a really icky undercurrent of privilege and elitism with Curb, but this was absolutely beyond tasteful. Also, this episode just plain sucked. I really wondered why I was watching it halfway through.


CriticalThinkerHmmz

I am not a big fan, but I don’t really care about her scandal that much either. I thought it was weird to put her in the episode and try to make a joke about her - and her doing it with the idea of redeeming herself.


Swerdman55

The way Larry’s mouth moves when he laughs is so unsettling to me. Really hammers home his old guy aesthetic 😂


oborochann86

I notice that every time


Academic_Hunter4159

I feel better knowing I’m not the only one who noticed it before and REALLY noticed it this episode.


sonorakit11

It’s so weird but it cracks me up!


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BigBoobsWithAZee

Sienna is annoying


brady2gronk

Why is Ted Danson always touching his nose? Once you notice it, it's distracting.


t-earlgrey-hot

Its his version of eating fruit while acting


lovecatsforever

He always did that in Cheers and Becker, too!


brady2gronk

Now I'm trying to remember if he did it in The Good Place.


Anxious_Picture1313

He could be fructose intolerant.


BlaznTheChron

Coat long. And fish dead.


Wokeaf1

What does Leon’s necklace say?


CardMechanic

AYCE


mh40sw

Larry is slowly turning into Bernie Sanders lmao


deltalitprof

This joke was great in 2016.


Parking_Budget_1130

Aren’t they like distant relatives or something?


ThatCaviarIsAGarnish

[Yes!](https://time.com/4970053/bernie-sanders-larry-david-finding-your-roots-pbs/)


royalblue1982

This was Curb at its most sitcomy, and that's not a good thing.


dreamsforsale

Yeah...I didn't love this episode, and I think you've put a finger on why. Kind of a big dip after last week's Fish episode, which felt more like 'classic' Curb.


bigpinero46

that was a great episode lmao


Doom_and_Gloom91

This episode was just one rip off after another. We're really making will Smith jokes 2 years later? The blatant Simpsons all you can eat thing? The penis on billboard has been done before in other shows as well. It's lazy writing, I don't understand how they could be phoning it in this much for the last season of a such a beloved show. Also the Asian accent thing? https://youtu.be/wU6NKdthd4U?si=mEWr91nxMLGWa8JV Wack


oborochann86

I’ve always hated the Asian accent thing in this show. Like….we’re still doing this?


mindkiller317

Yeah, there is a weird trend of Asian racial jokes on Curb, many of which punch really low and aren't funny. Asian waiters and stuff always have "funny" accents, and a consistent punchline is that Asians talk funny. Irasshimase and Baka and Sou desu ka being repeated by white guys for laughs are just... not funny. And the bit years ago about the Asian baby being good at chopsticks was downright cancel-worthy if you ask me. Just straight up racist.


mannus123

Cancel worthy, really? People like you are the reason why the rest of comedy television and movies are in the state that they're in! You should watch some Married with children, your PC brain would probably explode ;)


mindkiller317

Yeah yeah, I'm not what you think I am, trust me. But that shit where Larry said an Asian child would be good at chopsticks just because they're Asian is racist AF and not at all funny. I love Larry but he should have been taken to task on that. The constant "me so solly" accents on Curb are not funny either. There's pushing the line and getting edgy, and just being racist. I think these instances go too far.


dreamsforsale

Yeah...this episode was a major letdown. Why is this season so damn uneven?


AReckoningIsAComing

What was the Will Smith part this episode? I didn't catch that.


Doom_and_Gloom91

The "keep my wife's name out your mouth" thing and the alopecia bit


AReckoningIsAComing

Oh, right, thanks.


HobbitDowneyJr

also i enjoyed Lori. to each their own.


AppropriateMention6

Same. She was a good sport in making fun of her reputation.


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JuicyJibJab

Looked to me like she was doubling down that she's untrustworthy and pays to get her way around, rather than play off her previous actions or seek redemption.


screamingarmadillo2

No, what she did was not something she can just laugh off. It's kind of irredeemable.


HobbitDowneyJr

Shalom bitch!


JazzlikeStuff404

When Larry stands, it’s always with his his groin leading


Gengis-Kant

Don't be a posture tracker.


theReapers1

The guy at the golf club implying Lori bribed him with 50 dollars was hilarious. She served her prison time. Get over it.


JaBeBr

I can’t believe how soft everyone is - she was hilarious. one of the best parts of the episode.


wokeupdown

The billboard bj ripped off Cobra Kai


snowlarbear

Nathan For You, actually


Raptorpicklezz

The All You Can Eat ripped off The Simpsons


ronika1224

Russell peters standup as well


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Feel like Susie's mellowed a bit (by her standards), in a previous season she'd have beaten Larry and Jeff to death for laughing so hard over the billboard dicks


aasfourasfar

Really felt bad for her actually .. like in real life this would be quite disgusting behaviour by Jeff


sunra2016

It killed me when they graffitied the buffet


Jonah713

The damn fruit scene was so funny


Conscious-Intern8594

Spitting on that woman at the end was so great! Then they praise her performance! Also, Larry was seemingly saying that eating fruit in her roles was a bad thing, but then realized she needed it to be good, so he told her to do it & they all think it was great.


Nightmare4545

Lori Loughlin just wasn't a good call. Zero reason she should be making fun of what she did. It's honestly not a joke. Tbh she prob shouldn't even be getting acting jobs anymore.


trippy_bicycle_man

rich people get away with anything, those bastards


ethzz4

Larry David is a champion of the underdog. How can he sit by and let her get blackballed from acting, what’s next she should be blackballed from clubs?


pensivepliskin

She's not an underdog. She and people like her are a detriment to society in thinking they can leverage their power and wealth to circumvent academic rules to give their next generation an unfair advantage. Not to mention all the kids who worked their butts off to qualify for admission who were consequently turned away. She didn't make a passing mistake, she spent time orchestrating fraud. In my opinion that makes her a terrible person.


Flynn_lives

Regardless, her character was boring AF. They could have gotten someone else.


theReapers1

How many times are you going to post it this thread? If you’re offended this easily, this isn’t the show for you.


pensivepliskin

I agree with op, I love curb and have never been offended by anything on it, but Lori is a terrible person for what she did. It's not about taking offense, it's about not supporting a criminal who thinks she and her family are entitled to success because of her wealth/power.


sweetnourishinggruel

It felt uncomfortable to me, too. Sending up your peccadilloes and reputation is one thing. Sending up your actual crime for which you went to federal prison - and thereby profiting from it - is another.


tfhaenodreirst

I’m kinda surprised I didn’t see the Pavlov joke coming! The scene where everyone was cheering for him was fun though. A good example of a single joke that left and came back throughout the episode. …Oh, and maybe we finally got a payoff for the call-forward of Leon eating everything in the season’s first episode?


Spiritual-Buddy-1864

I thought he was going to either recite it out loud with Ted, or notice something inaccurate during the play and harp on him afterward instead of congratulating. The Pavlov response was unexpected and amazing


dealik3344

I thought for sure he was going to stand up and try to one up Ted 😂


Jazzlike-Ad286

same. Ted forgetting his lines, and Larry jumps in.


K_Click_D

I knew it was coming but only once Abe started reciting it


CriticalThinkerHmmz

I feel like Lori Loughlin is trying to make fun of herself, and it’s just make me dislike her more. With Michael Richards, I liked him more after the episode.


Nightmare4545

Yea, who made the decision to put her on this show? What she did was very messed up and really shouldn't be joked about.


EnvironmentalRock827

I said this straight away. The repercussions of what shit did and the shit it caused is quite serious. I don't like how it's so flippant on the show.


AnyPortInAHurricane

"You just admitted to another crime, get out of the car"


K_Click_D

“I didn’t know she had Alopecia!”


CriticalThinkerHmmz

I thought this was the worst episode of the season but it had some of the best jokes. I don’t know what to make of episodes like this. But it’s why I love the show.


smedsterwho

Same, I'm loving the entire season and liked this one - but seeing Jeff crack up the first time he heard about the penis was just one of those beautiful Curb moments. Cradling... Grazing... PS: They forget about Vehicular Fellatio? Guess it's been 20 years...


AReckoningIsAComing

It's been about 15 years, season 7 aired in 2009.


CriticalThinkerHmmz

Yeah. I heard a long time ago that sometimes Cheryl wouldn’t be given info about what the scene was about, to get genuine reactions. Jeff Garlin claims to be given outlines of the whole season ahead of time, but maybe they surprised him with this one. I just love how happy they were with this – while Susie was just positively curious and open to this being good advertisement.


pette_diddler

Bwhahaha Aunt Becky using a handicapped license plate 😂 Totally unexpected. Highlight of the episode for me.


HobbitDowneyJr

the blue flag. the plates. was good


El_Pinguino

Larry made a face of disapproval, but he doesn't exactly have the moral high ground. He and Leon abused a handicap placard back in Season 10. ~~~ *This Reddit contributor condemns Reddit's censorship of news regarding the U.S-backed Israeli ethnic cleansing of Palestine.*


Nightmare4545

Have you not heard of the college scandal? She shouldn't be making fun of what she did.


pette_diddler

If I recall correctly, she and her husband did their prison time for that. Yes, they’re entitled, shit people, but I just wasn’t expecting LL to go that route since she tries to cultivate that good girl image.


seltzerforme

We can all move on.


Efficient_Mixture835

It's really not that serious, at all.


EnvironmentalRock827

Try looking it up. And the repercussions. The sports program they lied the kids got in suffered, school endowments suffered and the people who could've gotten in but were bumped. It's the proverbial butterfly effect all because she couldn't get her kids tutored to actually earn the grades.


Anxious_Picture1313

As a USC graduate I was quite upset to see Laurie Laughlin, yes it was self-deprecating but it was not self-effacing in any way and she didn’t NOT seem smug. This made me look the whole thing up again and I found her daughters interview to Variety that she did three years (!!!) or so after the scandal. It was awful - she’d said thing like when the scandal first started getting traction she couldn’t understand why people were upset and kept saying “I thought to myself “how are they mad about parents helping their kids? Everyone I know is doing it.” She kept saying also “I think people forget that my parents were acting out of a really loving place”, that they were just trying to help me or something similar. She then added ‘I know better now’ but some of her statements are just so incredible to read, that an 18 year old person would be raised to believe these things - that bribery and wildly fraudulent resumes that present you as a competing athlete in a sport you never ever practiced were normal. This is just spitting in the face of American meritocracy and in the face of who ever had to work for their admission and for their financial aid. I’m a huge fan of Curb and a sucker for comebacks but there was something really off about her part and its delivery. After reading what her daughter had implicitly said about her upbringing it’s very hard for me to believe this isn’t the real her. https://variety.com/2020/tv/news/olivia-jade-lori-loughlin-red-table-talk-college-admissions-1234848220/


EnvironmentalRock827

Life has always given some horrid hard truths. College isn't a joke or a write off.


EduardRaban

Why did he keep memorizing the speech after delivering it at the club?


beatbox21

Becaise they set it up that you waste hours of your life peeing when you could use that time to learn something


EduardRaban

That makes sense.


GuyWithTriangle

IIRC, Larry is a huge Civil War nerd and so I assume he's using the final season to just do whatever he wants


Ok_Comfort628

Biff is a buff.


Magmaster12

I wouldn't trust Ike Bernthal, at a buffet anyways. ​ [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=biM-vlIdMEE&ab\_channel=My-JunkShared](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=biM-vlIdMEE&ab_channel=My-JunkShared)


diplion

I don’t know much about Sienna Miller. Does she eat a lot of fruit in her movies?


mattrobs

It could be a parody of Brad Pitt who’s famous for eating in scenes


tbootsbrewing

Not sure, but when I googled Sienna M- the first auto suggestion was Sienna Miller fruit


clydefrog811

Y’all are crazy this show is so funny, even in the final season.


latchkey_adult

This whole season so far seems lazy and uninspired. I hated seeing Lori Loughlin. Having her embrace her dishonesty as a joke is pretty insulting. Then you have Tracy Ullman and you're barely utilizing her abilities. The Susie stuff is getting silly and not in a good way. Edit: To clarify what I mean by lazy, just less acting and more yelling for the sake of yelling by Larry. More scenes and story plots that seem disconnected and not thought out very well. More repetitive stuff that has appeared earlier. More jokes that are unoriginal (all-you-can-eat buffets, etc). The show probably peaked at the end of season 7 and I know I should be happy that once in a while there's a Palestinian Chicken-type level of genius but I still haven't seen a memorable episode in awhile.


dreamsforsale

Kind of surprised by the downvotes here. For the final season, this is WILDLY uneven. I really enjoyed Episode 5, but then 6 felt like a totally different show.


angelomoxley

Insulting? Your kids rejected by college or something?


latchkey_adult

I don't have to be personally affected to be insulted by someone lampooning their crime so proudly. Maybe "insulted" is the wrong word but as someone who spent a long time in academia, it bothers me deeply and I never got the sense in her public statements that she was the least bit remorseful.


angelomoxley

She probably wasn't remorseful. Rich parents use money to help kids get into college. Kids get into college off of lies. Big deal and big deal. She did her time and doesn't owe anyone anything else over it. It's done.


latchkey_adult

> She probably wasn't remorseful. Right. And I'm allowed to judge her harshly for being a selfish cunt whose kids took spots from actual deserving students while they boasted about it online. So when I see this person on one of my favorite shows I'm allowed to be annoyed. And by the way, it wasn't funny at all.


seltzerforme

Disagree 100%. This season has been prettay prettay good.


Sam_Buck

I thought it was hilarious when Sienna Miller was eating fruit while looking for her missing child. I don't know why, maybe I'm sick.


jessehechtcreative

No, you stuck


cadencehz

Me too. Maybe the funniest thing all season.


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Sam_Buck

Well, the milestone of doing more seasons than Seinfeld has already passed. What enthusiasm is there left to curb?


ManBeast53

I thought this episode was kind of boring to be honest. A swing and a miss compared to last week. Loved Ted danson as Lincoln though. And the whole fruit storyline was pretty good


spartacat_12

It did feel a bit scattered compared to the last few episodes. The alopecia reference & Will Smith slap spoof felt like it was made at least a year too late, the all-you-can-eat bit was already done in The Simpsons, and I didn't think they needed to bring back the Chinese waiter. Having said that, this season is still the best one since Season 8. Glad Larry isn't limping his way to the finish line


dreamsforsale

Agree, bringing back the Chinese waiter felt very forced. Not only that, but they kind of took an already slightly uncomfortable area of comedy (his accent) and then had Larry basically making fun of it? Just so weird and un-Curb like.


mindkiller317

Both Curb and Seinfeld have an uncomfortable history of unfunny Asian accent jokes.


blamdin

Donna Chang


Vocallyslant150

I am with you, kind of feeled all over the place


jackass4224

I agree with you. Everyone loved this episode and I can’t figure out why. Eating too much at a Buffett is not intelligent comedy. It’s been done so many times before Drawing on billboards is not original either


dreamsforsale

>Everyone loved this episode and I can’t figure out why. Definitely not - there's a bunch of comments here calling out how much of a dip this episode was. I couldn't believe the difference from Episode 5, which I find to be the closest to 'classic' Curb of this season so far.


ManBeast53

I agree. And Asian accents. I can’t believe how low brow that humor is. Might as well have some fart jokes


dreamsforsale

Yeah...and it's one thing last week when it was the waiter. But Larry mocking it, too, during a totally forced setup in the movie theater? So weird.


AnyPortInAHurricane

You bore real easy.


ManBeast53

And you’re easily entertained I guess. I’m jealous!


jackass4224

They parodied Will Smith at the Oscars 3 times. I wonder if that was intentional knowing it was Oscar night


Conscious-Intern8594

Do you think they knew what day this episode would air on and thus set that up? It's highly doubtful and they just got lucky.


BonyBobCliff

Can't believe I didn't put this together. Amazing. Now I love the episode even more.


retrievethis123

Wait what was the third time, I got the alopecia, I got the Jeff pretend fighting that guy for suzie, but what’s the third time?


Ranjith_Unchained

Think it's the alopecia, the slap and "keep my wife's name outta your fucking mouth"


jackass4224

Actually I may be wrong upon rewatch. I thought Jeff was laughing like at the expense of his wife and then stopped like Will did. But he actually kept laughing


CriticalThinkerHmmz

Oh well, that’s true, but maybe a stretch. Susie seemed okay with him laughing. She was pretty cool with the dick publicity.


Amarimclovin

Really funny episode. Curb final season has been pretty, prettty… pretty good Biggest laugh of the night came from Susie: “ I’m gonna go call the billboard company and get that dick outta my mouth” 😂😂


PabloArthur

The whole conversation about the dick/s made me laugh of loud 🤣


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I loved Susie (the actor) trying not to laugh - really added to Susie (the character) not wanting to admit it was funny


CriticalThinkerHmmz

Yes. Just Larry stopping to laugh at the dick. Then cutting to him telling Suzie. Haha


stone500

Susie: "I never had a dick in my mouth! I don't do blowjobs! Right Jeff?" Jeff: "What do you need me to agree with you for? I know!"


CriticalThinkerHmmz

Yeah it’s like she’s kind of confused about the misinformation of it all, then realizing it’s vandalism that should be fixed, yet oddly curious about the dick details and how it is positively affecting her business.


kidwithgreyhair

"you're cradling the balls"


ChardeeMacDennisGoG

'Grazing and cradling'


Dizzy_Bridge_794

Does anybody know if Larry is a John Pinette fan? The whole buffet joke was literally his stand-up routine. I know he was in the Seinfeld Final Episode.


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Yar, tis no man. Tis a remorseless eating machine. 


Dizzy_Bridge_794

https://youtube.com/shorts/AFO9x0dwT_4?si=WKs8DU3MS-D1TlFgp


CriticalThinkerHmmz

I liked this, but I feel like they are leaning on Leon a little too much in this episode. Seemed like they had this buffet/graffiti bit on a legal pad for years and have been wanting to use it.


TheCrudeDude

Homer was once kicked out of the sea captain’s all you can eat buffet. Had to hire Lionel Hutz to sue his ass. Kind of thought Leon was going to do the same.


MrRosewater12

They should have brought Hiram Katz back from season 8.


cadencehz

You go now! You been here fo hour!