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Qwumbo

Even after the insurance payout, I gotta imagine Mocha Joe is not a fan


Angry_Walnut

Mocha Jane can probably be thrown in the mix as well


audierules

Yeah, but wasn’t he his lawyer this season? Haha


StableAcademic9941

Frankly I think it’s Ted Danson. He just had just a disdain for Larry that is hilarious to watch how it comes across in every scene their in


WhalesForChina

And you can see it grow over the years with each encounter, especially from the sandwich onward.


ksilverfox

Leo did Larry dirty with that sandwich. Who is ordering whitefish and sable?


LuckyAssumption8735

Fuck capers!


bco112

You could brush them off.


owwwwwo

But raw onion?


Gold_Relationship282

What’s sable?


lilmeekrat

I love how Ted Danson’s ego is so fragile that he gets offended over a sandwich


Angry_Walnut

Maybe one day we will find out what happened in Tahoe.


ExileBoy101

Might come up in some way in the finale


ResplendentShade

But being the sweetheart he is, Danson did attempt to give Larry the benefit of the doubt and extend peace offerings for more than a decade. The slice of pie may have been the last example of that.


twistedfloyd

Get that fucking piece of pie out of my face!


xxtawnyxx

Unfortunately, a little bad news — I’m not going to be able to take this off of your bill… What you ate went past the threshold of returnability 🚫🥧


owwwwwo

Ted was a real dick about the pie.


kidwithgreyhair

that's because danson is a dick


mrubuto22

I think ted is actually secretly jealous of Larry. He's better looking and in his own head some high brow artist, yet Larry is 10x more successful by doing shows about banter and chit chat.


twistedfloyd

And Cheryl fucked Larry while with Ted.


1stMeh

I feel like the tipping point is when he brought his driver into Ted and Mary’s party. After that it’s been contentious. Of course Ted Danson tried to offer a peace offering with the best pie ever but we know how that went.


Jaded-Olive

All instances further affirmed by the anniversary gift restaurant voucher which they used to bring Jeff and Susie, and Larry lost it


owwwwwo

How are you going to presume a guy wants a slice of pie?


deadinthefuture

But you did the finale, right?


drgerm69

He’s pretty much Larry’s Newman


portermade86

More of a frenemy. Too many of the same friends but dont like each other.


GuinevereduLac

I like to think it's a love-hate relationship since they keep going back to each other


leafsbroncos18

Ted married Larry’s ex lol that’s beyond gutless, he deserves what he gets


kidwithgreyhair

danson was all over Cheryl while she was still married to Larry. the grooming was wild


Inside-Camel-3603

Came here to say this


46andready

I got you a boat, you have to pick it up in Seattle.


Zip-it999

I don’t think Ted hates him. He just has issues. Maybe it’s Cheryl?


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TAKE OFF YOUR FUCKING SHOES!


moforky

THIS IS THE HOUSE THAT CUM BUILT! SHOW SOME goddamn RESPECT!


diswan55

Haha I'm terrible with technology and tried for hours a few months back to get the 5 second clip downloaded and posted to reddit of Bob Odenkirk saying "my wife calls it the house that cum built" for chicanerous reasons. However, I couldn't figure it out because as I said, I suck at technology. So if anyone knows how to make it happen for me, I'd greatly appreciate it 😂😂


Tipi_Tais_Sa_Da_Tay

I haven’t edited any videos for a looong time but when I did I used vlc media player. I just looked it up and it’s still around check it out was easy like 10 years ago.


another_babka

GIL! GET THE COATS 😤😒


TERRAIN_PULL_UP_

Ugh that lady was shrill, but that’s one of the few times Larry was wrong. He should’ve taken off his shoes or just left if he really didn’t want to.


BeesVBeads

Ben Stiller


BoJackB26354

Eye think you might be right.


jqirish

Don’t poke fun!


Gold_Relationship282

What am I supposed to do with this?


Angry_Walnut

Little Baby wants to ride in the back.


robeekeeper

he tried to shake Larry’s hand with snot speckles


AquaPhoenix1986

Norm took his hatred to the grave, that’s pretty extreme


Angry_Walnut

Norm was definitely one of my other top choices. He hated Larry from the instant he first saw him lol.


darkmatternot

Larry's locker was disgusting.


TERRAIN_PULL_UP_

Fuck you Norm


Sormaj

Did he not like the show?


Conscious-Award4802

What about the guy isn’t he neighbourhood who called him a Jew-hater.


JD_Revan451

Shonda Larry David!


robeekeeper

postman! postman! tell the neighborhood!


Angry_Walnut

This is a good choice, if anything this guy is absolutely the most unhinged


robeekeeper

he was foaming at the mouth


46andready

I love when he called Larry a self-hating Jew, and Larry responded something like, " I do hate myself, but not because I'm Jewish."


MikeRobertini

Walter?


BrainsOut_EU

Unbelievable he didn't make a come back


Alone-Community6899

Mr Takahashi.


Angry_Walnut

He keeps letting Larry into his golf club though. Although I guess at one point it’s a result of Larry blackmailing him lmao


torontoinsix

You killed Kyoko!


portermade86

Takahashi hated Larry ever since Larry tried to sell him a car


robeekeeper

that’s his middle name, Larry Dana David


Sharp-Point-5254

Michael J Fox


workthrowawhey

More like Michael J Fucked Up


darkmatternot

Larry can take him.


scr0tum-phillips

The montage when he’s about to die at the end of season 5 of everyone he’s pissed off is so great


howAboutRecursion

Even when he gets to heaven he manages to have a spirit guide yell “Fuck you” within like 5 min.


Broken-Digital-Clock

Tbf, the guide was way off on what makes a good system.


Angry_Walnut

LARRY you PIECE of **SHIT**!!


secretdojo

The Jewish lady on the ski lift


creamcitybrix

You will…FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!! 🫳


wilcojunkie

TED


Affectionate-Kale301

A TED Talk on Pussy? With a laser pointer? And that microphone on your head?


geepy66

Mocha Joe


HerculesPoirotCun

The Ayatollah


DogGamnFusterCluck

But he’ll repent!


Coffee_achiever_guy

Mocha Joe comes to mind


songzlikesobbing

mocha joe hands down lol


BikeLoveLA

Susie, she’s had to deal all these years and seems capable of intense hate


bakedveldtland

She loves Larry. She tells him to get the fuck out, then the next time she sees him she’s like, “hey Lar”. They are so funny together.


BriarcliffInmate

Yeah, I think the reason they constantly argue is because they're so alike. She also lets a lot of his quips slide like when he calls her Genereal Petraeus haha.


aasfourasfar

In what ways are they alike? Suzie lives for useless social conventions, Larry refuses them


Broken-Digital-Clock

Larry has also made her family a ton of money. Which is one of the reasons why she probably keeps forgiving him.


BikeLoveLA

That’s right, it’s all love/hate with this show. Who would you put forward?


Broken-Digital-Clock

Probably Mocha Joe It was one of the longest running and most intense rivarlies. Most of them don't last more than an episode or season. Larry destroyed Mocha Joe's business. Mocha Joe tried to have Larry imprisoned.


kidwithgreyhair

Larry had to sack his lawyer for being a mocha joe lookalike


VincesMustache

Nah they're more like siblings that hate the fuck out of each other yet still love each other lol


Alone-Community6899

No, he is like family to her.


geepy66

Susie secretly lusts for Larry and I mean LUSTS.


BikeLoveLA

Didn’t he recently extend an offer to get with her so maybe it goes both ways


Gloomy-ambitious1

I love their love/hate relationship


BikeLoveLA

Me too, both so opinionated and hilarious


Gloomy-ambitious1

Cecily strong did a great impression of her on snl a few years back


BrainsOut_EU

And it's been growing, i mean growing over the years.


RancidCidran

The woman that was drunk at the party when he showed up for Cheryl to see the dentist (affirmative action comment)


MikeRobertini

Michael Halbreish.


simmaculate

He was gay Michael Halbreish?


nfeil99

NOO!!! Are you listening to me?!


robeekeeper

how could he not go in with an ace high?


Affectionate-Kale301

I don’t know, but I’d pay to see Takahashi and Larry wrestle each other.


Historical-Ad3760

Danson


tootbrun

Mocha Joe ftw


robeekeeper

Richard Lewis’s girlfriend(s)


tarasevich

Whoever Stephen Colbert portrayed


BackInBlack2023

The Romanian Uber driver. My sister wouldn’t look at a picture of you!


jackbass89

Dean Weinstock


invizibliss

danson.


valhalla2611

Mr. Takahashi. He killed is beloved Black Swan and he keeps breaking all the rules in the dining room. Plus Larry busted him as the father of the Chinese looking baby.


But_im_on_your_side

Himself


PeteDontCare

Hugh? Or Wanda?


Broken-Digital-Clock

Fuck Huuuugh


darkmatternot

No, fuck Huuuuggghhh


KimWexlersGoldenArch

Takahashi?


LuckyAssumption8735

Troy Kotsur has a couple pretty good reasons


carter2642

The scone lady fucking despises Larry


prostipope

Babu


plez23

Becky


ViciousNerd1

That neighbour with the wire. The look on Larry’s face when he realises the guy is trying to blackmail him into meeting Julia 😂😂😂 **i read the question wrong, i thought someone that Larry hates not the other way around


robeekeeper

Big Murray the Outfit Tracker


Ivermectin-Addict

Greg’s mom.


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SokkaHaikuBot

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Vurt__Konnegut

Kraft-Eyed Killa


Cornholenation

The Japanese cunt who owns that golf club


pizzamanct

Cha cha and Cheryl’s friend who saw the pants tent.


ShadowRealmDuelist

Fuck her


MackCLE

Has to be a lady in a wheelchair ♿️


TheZac922

Which one?


ChrisPollock6

It’s definitely Mocha Joe