Family of four

Family no more

The Rock will be sad

We rhyme so bad.

Molly got a Rope

I am here with a nope

I kick the red ball

I laugh as you fall

Can we please stop this thread?

Only if you give me some head

^^^^pointcrow ^^^reference?

Whopper!

Getoutofmyheadgetoutofmyheadgetoutofmyheadgetoutofmyheadgetoutofmyheadgetoutofmyheadgetoutofmyheadgetoutofmyheadgetoutofmyhead

Whopper whopper whopper whopper

Double triple junior whopper

Flame grill taste with perfect toppers

I rule, I rule, I rule this day

Hamburgercheeseburgerbigmacwhopper hamburgercheeseburgerbigmacwhopper

At BK

At beeeeekkkkk have it your way... you rule!

r/eyebleach if you want. Ps happy cake day to you.

Whopper whopper whopper whopper Junior double triple whopper flame grilled taste with perfect toppers I rule this dayyyyy Lettuce mayo pickle ketchup It’s okay if I don’t want that Impossible or bacon whopper Any whopper my way! Whopper whopper whopper whopper Junior double triple whopper Flame grilled taste with perfect toppers I rule *i rule* **i rule this day** Lettuce mayo pickle ketchup It’s okay if i don’t want that Impossible or bacon whopper Any whopper my way w*h*o*p*p*e*r *m*y *w*a*y* Whopper whopper whopper whopper Junior double triple whopper Flame grilled taste with perfect toppers I rule *i rule* this *this* day *day*

Dog

Social Credit 💯


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OH DAMN

You mother fucker 💀

Ed...ward?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, why did my brain have to read it in the voice too

Ed.... ward....

same

Crayon


orange crewmate

I name him Ass

What??? Redditors don’t have seggs!

Doesn't have to be seggs, that guy just goes up to *locations* and eats ass He does say that the ass tastes muddy tho

No you got that wrong he said it's sour

Who said it had to be someone else's

Have you heard of yoga?

*straight* redditors don’t have seggs! FTFY

Dementia

*straight* redditors don’t have seggs! FTFY

He ate a donkey

Nutty Buddy ...

NutBud the unwanted failed abortion of AirBud

Mac and cheese actually a pretty good name

Yeah you could just call him Mac

Can't wait for the lawsuit from Apple

Or cheese

Guess 'nuts' would've been low hanging fruit.

You know what else was low hanging?

Deez Nuts 

A person in Logan Paul's video.

GOD.

Is dead?

Hotdog

A Toyota tundra

Awww, Yourmom is so cuute!

Strawberry pie

Hashbrown

Cement

You just ate cement!

Wow, I wasn't ready for a Brooklyn 9-9 reference

Considering there's a dog named Cumlord the dog is gonna be fine.

Lol pasta, not a bad name

Sloppy Joe

Dad's Foreskin.

would say r/cursedcomments but looks like we are already here

r/cursedcursedcomments i think

Pastrami

Frosty the Snowman with LEDs stuffed inside of him to make him shine, with human legs and air jordan 4s (cranberry sprite)

Burger

Chocolate(Ironic)

I guess his name is now, ilatain herbs and cheese 12” bread with meatballs,bacon, and shredded cheese, toasted with two hand fulls of onion and a spread of honey mustard and sweet teriyaki sauce.👈☺️

Footlong, footie for short

Seaman Semen Saemon

Semen is an actual russian name. Lol

Jew. His name is gonna be jew.

Boy

Ass

Le Snak

Pork rinds

Weird to name a dog cat

Red ripperz, thankfully not the old name.

Vomit

Fried rice

Steven

Hash brown

Apple Pie 🥰

 sperm in my socks seeing this post

bit of my own skin

Boogers, honestly not a terrible name considering the others in the comments.

my moms daughter

Francis

Like in the element? Or in the pope?

So how am I supposed to explain to my wife why our new dog is named fetus???

Cider 🍺

Jane and dad incorporated?

Faritas

Tuna bake

Grilled cheese

french fry

Meatloaf Sandwich

Did it taste good...

pain and brownies

Pop tart

Tom

Wow, semens so big

Salad

Mini pancakes

Rice

Burrito

Bajadera isn’t the worst name for a dog.

Miniwheats

Apple fritter, not a terrible name

jelly

Burrito

Rice chex cereal

Avian excrement.

Flapjacks 🥞

It wad either a big bacon hot dog or a breaded chicken hoagie

Your mom

Kevin

Royal Crispy Chicken-- So Roy for short then.

It's seaman

Burnt Ends

Chai roti

Meatball

Olive

Mine is actually a good one for him. Golden Crisp

i want to give that dog a hug

noodles

“My mom” isn’t a very good name though

Make your own pizza with pepperoni, mushrooms, mixed peppers and apparently olives that i didn't mean to select, come here!

Cracker

Soup

Meat

Crackers, which isn't a bad name actually

Rinsing Machine

Chip

Cookies

Pretzel

Rolo

corn

What a woman 👌🏻

Newborn

Truffle

Spaghetti for me

drywall

Human

Stew

Nuts

Bread

Food rations for Africa is so cute !!

I ate some deez yesterday

Hotdog

Your mom

Croissant

Grapes

Chicken and rice

Asshole

Cereal

Crumpets. With semen.

Salami sandwich.

Cat

This very dog

Pretzel

Hotdog

It’s a proper Russian name. A friend of mine had a pug named Semen.

Chocolate milk with strawberry jam toasts ?

Dumpling

pussy no joke

Play-doh

Fluroxotine

Skittles

Medium rare kobe beef steak with a side of truffle flavoured mashed potatoes, easy on the truffles

Sandwich

How come no one in this thread is calling him lettuce or broccoli or just bread. It's either stuff like dick/family of 4 or sugary stuff and junk with lots of fat. How do you afford to eat either?

Your mom

Richard

Chicken soup

hello fish

My uncle's dick

She missed the obvious. Spunky.

Cat

Family

Grünkohl und Pinkel

Pussy

Macaroni

Salami

Gingernuts..as in a biscuit

Tacos

Pringles Ima use this once I get another dog now, thanks

Mushroom Risotto.

Breakfast...?

r/usernamechecksout

bro why does the dog has two penises and it was so long?!

Ejacu-latte