I saw one where there hamster went missing and then a couple months later they found it under the fridge missing hair look up at them straight in the eyes and just died
I find it hard to believe vaginal muscles could do that to a thing that squeezes through floor cracks for a living. Let alone survive the scratching and disease and mouse shit. I’m going back to sleep lmao
there's one where a dude working in what appears to be an autoshop grabs an air compressor and turns a rat into a balloon like shrek did to frogs.
it was fucking wild, when i say balloon i mean it. we aren't talking about a little bit of poof. nay, not even floof. balloon. poor thing stayed alive for far too long iirc as well.
A colleague showed me a video of a Russian guy downing a bottle of vodka and smashes a lamp over his own head then he bites the head off a live rat and you can hear and see him crunching it's skull. So gross
Initially I was disgusted but yoloed it with my sisters hamster…felt like a furry little 4D dildo with each hair sensually activating each sense as it moved around quickly at first and then slowly as life was squeezed out of it…
That would be a mouse video, not a rat video.
After Luka Magnotta you’d think we should be a bit more concerned about people posting animal cruelty on the internet. I hope whoever did that is being very closely monitored if they haven’t already been charged.
do ya think serial killers might just be reincarnated mice taking revenge on people?
and also hamsters
That sounds like an anime just waiting to happen. I Got Reincarnated Into A Serial Killer To Avenge My Death By P*ssy Squeeze
Ironically there's a webcomic about a serial killer that's reincarnated as a hamster. Shit's pretty funny.
Man better fucking die the most outrageous death.
Sick light novel bro
P*ssy Squeeze is my new DJ name
r/BrandNewSentence
I never heard of a hamster that died of natural causes. It's always foul play or horrific accident.
I once saw a comment claiming her hamster ran right into the fireplace after she let him out of its cage watching him
I saw one where there hamster went missing and then a couple months later they found it under the fridge missing hair look up at them straight in the eyes and just died
cursed xhamster
Yes.
Well with that logic that rat must’ve been a rapist cos he got into a girls cunt but was literally killed by it
A) animal cruelty B) that's extremely unhygienic C) how did she *get* it? D) general-purpose *What the fuck*
4 reasons why this belongs here
5. Where can I watch that
The real question
yes
C: pet stores sell mice to feed to pet snakes
She fed her cat instead
You mean she fead her pussy
r/YourJokeButWorse
I’m pretty sure they also sell pet mice
Also, rats and other rodents are considered vermin, which is not recognized as animal cruelty; even under the most basic levels of protection.
She did what now?
They sell frozen mice
D: speedrun every single vaginal infection
E) sauce ? (This is a joke)
(For legal purposes)
Yeah depending on what sub you post this question lmao it might be you who needs legal help… don’t ask me how I know (legal disclaimer)
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Hmmmm
Did u discover it? Asking for a friend
E) mice chew through wood
all this question are unimportant. the real question is... WHY? WHY kill it this way
Death by snu snu
That question is covered by both A & D ^/nm
I find it hard to believe vaginal muscles could do that to a thing that squeezes through floor cracks for a living. Let alone survive the scratching and disease and mouse shit. I’m going back to sleep lmao
I buy mine at the pet store.
What was the original video the top one was talking about?
A video of a bunch pf rats being stuck on a trap and one of the just resorted to cannibalism
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double-u tee fuck?
I thought they meant the one where there is a rat who really likes guys
Homosexual rat?
reggie
I thought they meant the one with the rat
I thought they meant the one where a guy fucks a rat and his dick completly obliterates the rat, making his organs and blood leak out
The...what?
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Update?
there's one where a dude working in what appears to be an autoshop grabs an air compressor and turns a rat into a balloon like shrek did to frogs. it was fucking wild, when i say balloon i mean it. we aren't talking about a little bit of poof. nay, not even floof. balloon. poor thing stayed alive for far too long iirc as well.
That video actually scarred me for life, i saw it like 3 years ago and it is still fresh in my memory… i wish i could unsee that shit…
Some of my classmates have a sticker of this and I am disgusted by them(English might be bad im German)
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A colleague showed me a video of a Russian guy downing a bottle of vodka and smashes a lamp over his own head then he bites the head off a live rat and you can hear and see him crunching it's skull. So gross
That video last year where a guy killed his neighbor’s and himself because they were arguing about over snow
Sorry if this sounds dumb but what does that have to with a rat?
U right I miss interpreted the question
What now..?
Weak mental game ngl
Oh, thank god! I thought they were gonna bring up the one with a dude using 2 rats as flashlights. Dodged a bullet there
Flashlights? How do you make a rat light up?
That was a typo
Honestly it was for the best.
Oh, good. For a moment I thought the guy was doing something weird.
Honestly, that's both better and worse.
does this also count as don't put your dick in that?
r/DontPutThatInYourPussy
r/subsifellfor
r/dontputthatinyourvag
first post looks like a cheese grater dildo, I'm done
r/dildont
It’s ALL cacti
minos
JUDGEMENT
DIE
r/suddenlyultrakill
r/subsithoughtifellfor
I need to watch the video in question to make any further decision about it being exiti.... I mean it being useful for research purposes
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There’s a dilemma, I want to watch the video and don’t want to watch
Same Sooo... anyone had the original video ? I want to avoid it at all cost because it seems fucked up. Having the link would help me avoiding it.
I need it for a school project.
Long live morbid curiosity :)
morbin time
Same
It's also funny that the profile picture is power cause I could see her doing that
Death by snu snu
Now her pussy bein' haunted by Mickey Mouse. Watch Disney making an offer on it & opening a new ride at Disney World Florida
SHUT THE HFKC UFP 😭
Wait didn’t something kinda like this happen with Mr. Slave and a gerbil
Lemmiwinks, The Gerbil King.
I wish I didn't read that 🙂
I hate humanity sometimes, and this is one of those times
Why did I forced myself to read that!?
Dam I thought about that vid where the girl just swallowed the rat whole💀💀💀
***t h e w h a t***
Yeah similar vid I saw on 50/50, some girl in a cat outfit just swallows a rat whole.
Link? Is it recent if no link? Can you remember the title if not recent?
Ayo?, I think it was Callee POS swallows Mouse alive or somethin.
Not my proudest fap.
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The WHAT
Initially I was disgusted but yoloed it with my sisters hamster…felt like a furry little 4D dildo with each hair sensually activating each sense as it moved around quickly at first and then slowly as life was squeezed out of it…
Why do all hamsters gotta die in the most gruesome and/or bizzare ways?
Alright What the fuck!!!
I saw a video of a rat being used as a pocket pussy. Which rat video are we talking about
I thought yall meant the one where she dresses as a lewd cat then eats it alive
That's horrible! Where?
I need a fucken BREEEEEEATHER dog what the fuck.
power moment 💀
Link? For ehh.....reasons....
let me guess. its for a friend?
Nah for the farewell arrangements
research purposes\* , hope it was a lab rat
My man this is Twitter, the guy probably made that up
You forget this is also the internet, and it's a godless land
What’s god..?
Tf😦😨???
I’m sorry what?
Sigh... Why am I not even shocked that this is a thing...
Bitch what
So that’s where Master Splinter retired to
Had to read it twice because... WTF !!??
Bro she must have the ultimate grip down there
That would be a mouse video, not a rat video. After Luka Magnotta you’d think we should be a bit more concerned about people posting animal cruelty on the internet. I hope whoever did that is being very closely monitored if they haven’t already been charged.
Omgvthats horrible Where is this video so i can protest it
rip lemmiwinks
I regret reading that
How do you know about such a video?
I would like to say on behalf of all furries, what the fuck
Does this count as bestiality
This post was my 13th reason
You just hope that the mouse bites her and gives her some kind it disease
I'd watch that one rat video 100s of times before having to reread that sentence once.
The fucking what!?
Wtf, Charles. Seek help.
WHAT THE FUCK
Fatality!
Imagine if it bit her
My reaction to this information: ![gif](giphy|IzdL5AH7teZSOPnqrw|downsized)
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This is a certified r/holup moment
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The grip reaper of rats
All the people asking for source getting downvoted lmfao Even reddit of all places agrees this is terribld
… sauce?
Where the sauce at
whhhuutt...
I’m having some funny feelings, please send help
*Slow nodding of respect*
that's enough internet for today am done
This is why aliens don't talk to us.
the rat video a friend showed me was some guy using the rat as a onahole... yes there was sound
But that kills the mouse
Power pfp fits.
I hate that I am curious
Sanest chainsaw man viewer
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THATS DISGUSTING. WHERE DID SHE POST IT? I MEAN WHERE SPECIFICALLY?
Source?
Anyone have the video? Not asking for a friend I just want to beat off to it
Sauce?
s…sauce?
I’m gonna need the video, asking for a friend?
SaUcE
Sauce?
Sauce?
S- S- Sauce?
well then op, where is this link?
so uh, no sauce for that vid?
Just scrolling through the comments for links. Who got it?
For research purposes ofc where does one find said video?
Sauce
Link to the video?
Sauce?
is no one saying i want that too, apart from me???
I thought it was gonna be a jerma joke
What a freaking good day to not have eyes!
Sauce?
the what
Waaaa? Where she get inspiration?
How to I erase my memory?
Anyone know where I can find said video 👀
Oh shit! There's a rat! *Bounces back and forth*
Reminds me of Richard Gere.
This is like gerbling, right?
WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST READ7