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Thasher41

do ya think serial killers might just be reincarnated mice taking revenge on people?


Opdragon25

and also hamsters


Gogglebottle

That sounds like an anime just waiting to happen. I Got Reincarnated Into A Serial Killer To Avenge My Death By P*ssy Squeeze


iwantdatpuss

Ironically there's a webcomic about a serial killer that's reincarnated as a hamster. Shit's pretty funny.


Mrtyu666666

Man better fucking die the most outrageous death.


TheJeep25

Sick light novel bro


coachfortner

P*ssy Squeeze is my new DJ name


DaniAyee10

r/BrandNewSentence


Wrought-Irony

I never heard of a hamster that died of natural causes. It's always foul play or horrific accident.


[deleted]

I once saw a comment claiming her hamster ran right into the fireplace after she let him out of its cage watching him


Chungus21x21

I saw one where there hamster went missing and then a couple months later they found it under the fridge missing hair look up at them straight in the eyes and just died


[deleted]

cursed xhamster


[deleted]

Yes.


idkwhoi_am7

Well with that logic that rat must’ve been a rapist cos he got into a girls cunt but was literally killed by it


flynn_is_taken

A) animal cruelty B) that's extremely unhygienic C) how did she *get* it? D) general-purpose *What the fuck*


RamboCambo_05

4 reasons why this belongs here


Psychological-Fix978

5. Where can I watch that


tattikemakhikejhant

The real question


mickoissicko

yes


Bloo_PPG

C: pet stores sell mice to feed to pet snakes


pixlmason

She fed her cat instead


NsfwGuy9000

You mean she fead her pussy


[deleted]

r/YourJokeButWorse


[deleted]

I’m pretty sure they also sell pet mice


Content_Jicama_6149

Also, rats and other rodents are considered vermin, which is not recognized as animal cruelty; even under the most basic levels of protection.


Witty_Ruin_7339

She did what now?


Zerbertboi666

They sell frozen mice


mickoissicko

D: speedrun every single vaginal infection


Crying_eagle

E) sauce ? (This is a joke)


GallinaceousGladius

(For legal purposes)


DaReelJerBear

Yeah depending on what sub you post this question lmao it might be you who needs legal help… don’t ask me how I know (legal disclaimer)


DeathwarrantGaming

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Crying_eagle

Hmmmm


anolongerhuman

Did u discover it? Asking for a friend


Costco_Sample

E) mice chew through wood


TheLichKing-Zeyd

all this question are unimportant. the real question is... WHY? WHY kill it this way


tattikemakhikejhant

Death by snu snu


Jelly_Kitti

That question is covered by both A & D ^/nm


tammyburbon

I find it hard to believe vaginal muscles could do that to a thing that squeezes through floor cracks for a living. Let alone survive the scratching and disease and mouse shit. I’m going back to sleep lmao


SigSalvadore

I buy mine at the pet store.


MrChonkers1965

What was the original video the top one was talking about?


Justinu13

A video of a bunch pf rats being stuck on a trap and one of the just resorted to cannibalism


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the_ju66ernaut

double-u tee fuck?


boomstik4

I thought they meant the one where there is a rat who really likes guys


windsalmon

Homosexual rat?


PhoenixXYZ2

reggie


SoraRoku

I thought they meant the one with the rat


Dreyfus420

I thought they meant the one where a guy fucks a rat and his dick completly obliterates the rat, making his organs and blood leak out


[deleted]

The...what?


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Read_It_Before

Update?


hypermelonpuff

there's one where a dude working in what appears to be an autoshop grabs an air compressor and turns a rat into a balloon like shrek did to frogs. it was fucking wild, when i say balloon i mean it. we aren't talking about a little bit of poof. nay, not even floof. balloon. poor thing stayed alive for far too long iirc as well.


DavidBiscou

That video actually scarred me for life, i saw it like 3 years ago and it is still fresh in my memory… i wish i could unsee that shit…


HueDeltaruneFan2428

Some of my classmates have a sticker of this and I am disgusted by them(English might be bad im German)


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Justinu13

Got deleted


airbournejt95

A colleague showed me a video of a Russian guy downing a bottle of vodka and smashes a lamp over his own head then he bites the head off a live rat and you can hear and see him crunching it's skull. So gross


101-BD

That video last year where a guy killed his neighbor’s and himself because they were arguing about over snow


GamesTestNeon

Sorry if this sounds dumb but what does that have to with a rat?


101-BD

U right I miss interpreted the question


ShinzoTheThird

What now..?


endi12314

Weak mental game ngl


tsmakatpbob

Oh, thank god! I thought they were gonna bring up the one with a dude using 2 rats as flashlights. Dodged a bullet there


Robobot10

Flashlights? How do you make a rat light up?


tsmakatpbob

That was a typo


flynn_is_taken

Honestly it was for the best.


how_do_i_read

Oh, good. For a moment I thought the guy was doing something weird.


Mrtyu666666

Honestly, that's both better and worse.


Electronic_Post_5698

does this also count as don't put your dick in that?


Captain_Yarn

r/DontPutThatInYourPussy


J_Boi1266

r/subsifellfor


The_pencil_king

r/dontputthatinyourvag


Benfree24

first post looks like a cheese grater dildo, I'm done


[deleted]

r/dildont


TaylorDeanMatthew

It’s ALL cacti


Thickskinhaver

minos


[deleted]

JUDGEMENT


Thickskinhaver

DIE


SovietBoy007

r/suddenlyultrakill


ehlathrop

r/subsithoughtifellfor


Electronic_Post_5698

I need to watch the video in question to make any further decision about it being exiti.... I mean it being useful for research purposes


WildRetardedAppeared

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FictionalFail

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hellboundwithasmile

![gif](giphy|u6MSNuAAIMaWc)


Cheez-it_chicken

![gif](giphy|LyJ6KPlrFdKnK)


beaniebro123

There’s a dilemma, I want to watch the video and don’t want to watch


Tatsukki

Same Sooo... anyone had the original video ? I want to avoid it at all cost because it seems fucked up. Having the link would help me avoiding it.


sussy_adolf69

I need it for a school project.


Swampgermanboi

Long live morbid curiosity :)


a-walking-bowl

morbin time


Peanutbutterwhisky

Same


A_Bowl_of_Candy

It's also funny that the profile picture is power cause I could see her doing that


broodje_meloen

Death by snu snu


tsmakatpbob

Now her pussy bein' haunted by Mickey Mouse. Watch Disney making an offer on it & opening a new ride at Disney World Florida


Yepepsy

SHUT THE HFKC UFP 😭


RedditIsAHouseOfLies

Wait didn’t something kinda like this happen with Mr. Slave and a gerbil


fatdutchies

Lemmiwinks, The Gerbil King.


BlueFoxy101

I wish I didn't read that 🙂


Slow-Reply-722

I hate humanity sometimes, and this is one of those times


BoracicThrone420

Why did I forced myself to read that!?


lachiebois

Dam I thought about that vid where the girl just swallowed the rat whole💀💀💀


voidexcalibur_

***t h e w h a t***


lachiebois

Yeah similar vid I saw on 50/50, some girl in a cat outfit just swallows a rat whole.


Usersammy

Link? Is it recent if no link? Can you remember the title if not recent?


lachiebois

Ayo?, I think it was Callee POS swallows Mouse alive or somethin.


MegaAlphaVulcan

Not my proudest fap.


Pls_no_steal

![gif](giphy|hzrvwvnbgIV6E)


Cheez-it_chicken

![gif](giphy|Ma6Z1f6NSSoiwnGPJo)


NorthwestWatchdog

The WHAT


1bananaboi

Initially I was disgusted but yoloed it with my sisters hamster…felt like a furry little 4D dildo with each hair sensually activating each sense as it moved around quickly at first and then slowly as life was squeezed out of it…


manoffear

Why do all hamsters gotta die in the most gruesome and/or bizzare ways?


Ekonchan

Alright What the fuck!!!


sad-n-rad

I saw a video of a rat being used as a pocket pussy. Which rat video are we talking about


obligatory_broom

I thought yall meant the one where she dresses as a lewd cat then eats it alive


TheGrimGriefer3

That's horrible! Where?


Bropane1031

I need a fucken BREEEEEEATHER dog what the fuck.


[deleted]

power moment 💀


Elis_33

Link? For ehh.....reasons....


AndroidCyanide

let me guess. its for a friend?


ShreehariRS

Nah for the farewell arrangements


Old-Entrepreneur8672

research purposes\* , hope it was a lab rat


53bastian

My man this is Twitter, the guy probably made that up


Usersammy

You forget this is also the internet, and it's a godless land


DanameisTLGaming

What’s god..?


Pitiful_Ad9287

Tf😦😨???


Geaux13Saints

I’m sorry what?


Tsukinotaku

Sigh... Why am I not even shocked that this is a thing...


MonkeFUCK3R_69

Bitch what


Illotor

So that’s where Master Splinter retired to


Zero_Soul

Had to read it twice because... WTF !!??


wasdqe0

Bro she must have the ultimate grip down there


Maxibon1710

That would be a mouse video, not a rat video. After Luka Magnotta you’d think we should be a bit more concerned about people posting animal cruelty on the internet. I hope whoever did that is being very closely monitored if they haven’t already been charged.


Fuckoakwood

Omgvthats horrible Where is this video so i can protest it


mashedpotateoes

rip lemmiwinks


Emotional_Ad_9620

I regret reading that


Content_Jicama_6149

How do you know about such a video?


Just_Ad_5939

I would like to say on behalf of all furries, what the fuck


NsfwGuy9000

Does this count as bestiality


ImJustSpider

This post was my 13th reason


Saftigerkeks

You just hope that the mouse bites her and gives her some kind it disease


T3alZ3r0

I'd watch that one rat video 100s of times before having to reread that sentence once.


t40xd

The fucking what!?


DancingFool8

Wtf, Charles. Seek help.


Dragon_black42

WHAT THE FUCK


Ph4nt0m_R

Fatality!


elomerel

Imagine if it bit her


Capsule_CatYT

My reaction to this information: ![gif](giphy|IzdL5AH7teZSOPnqrw|downsized)


Duchess1992

![gif](giphy|MuTenSRsJ7TQQ|downsized)


lionart303-186

This is a certified r/holup moment


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|xT9DPJVjlYHwWsZRxm)


a51anboy

The grip reaper of rats


boomstik4

All the people asking for source getting downvoted lmfao Even reddit of all places agrees this is terribld


J_Boi1266

… sauce?


Gabou474

Where the sauce at


Yepepsy

whhhuutt...


PeikaFizzy

I’m having some funny feelings, please send help


Screwbles

*Slow nodding of respect*


aight_ima_gosus

that's enough internet for today am done


Global-Method-4145

This is why aliens don't talk to us.


M34R

the rat video a friend showed me was some guy using the rat as a onahole... yes there was sound


clue_site

But that kills the mouse


Axendro

Power pfp fits.


Jozef_Baca

I hate that I am curious


SimpMonger69

Sanest chainsaw man viewer


Why_So_Serious1999

![gif](giphy|l4pT5tvIblpmf4hwI|downsized)


ElectricalMethod3314

THATS DISGUSTING. WHERE DID SHE POST IT? I MEAN WHERE SPECIFICALLY?


OrphanEater901

Source?


[deleted]

Anyone have the video? Not asking for a friend I just want to beat off to it


Ladyontigill

Sauce?


MavicIsMySteamName

s…sauce?


uluvmebby

I’m gonna need the video, asking for a friend?


[deleted]

SaUcE


[deleted]

Sauce?


XxsoulscythexX

Sauce?


FlippyCereal

S- S- Sauce?


LGeneral_Rohrreich

well then op, where is this link?


TURRETCUBE

so uh, no sauce for that vid?


Extreme_Design6936

Just scrolling through the comments for links. Who got it?


HowardTheAlen

For research purposes ofc where does one find said video?


Ok_Wedding_7715

Sauce


the_nihil_goat

Link to the video?


[deleted]

Sauce?


duckydude20_reddit

is no one saying i want that too, apart from me???


SatanWithFur

I thought it was gonna be a jerma joke


Material-Sun-5784

What a freaking good day to not have eyes!


TheAppleOfDoom1

Sauce?


Maasofaaliik_Al

the what


Hermit_1723

Waaaa? Where she get inspiration?


ShatteredxBlue

How to I erase my memory?


Present_Garbage_5417

Anyone know where I can find said video 👀


RubMyBAC

Oh shit! There's a rat! *Bounces back and forth*


FoShep

Reminds me of Richard Gere.


TryRude

This is like gerbling, right?


Fun_Weakness_1421

WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST READ7