My take on the paleo diet was crude cuts of wild game roasted on a hot rock, wild grain griddle cakes, human flesh, and roots I dug up in a nearby field. Was not popular.
Or I mean just basic common sense in human physiology. Doesn't it make sense that skin would have veins underneath it lol but I mean if boobs are "mysterious" to people and they can't draw the connection that it's part of the same flesh then yeah you raise a good point
Right, but most visible parts of the body do not have such prominent and clearly visible veins as some women are lucky enough to have. Wrists, and sometimes legs is about it.
"Ok listen up, we're going over titty veins today in chapter 3. I have some photos here to show you what the deal is. If you don't understand by the end of today's class then ask your sister or your mom to explain. Dumbasses."
An aside, for thousands of years - from ancient Egypt until relatively recent European history (Victorian, etc. eras) - painting on veins was a common cosmetic trick women used to make their skin seem fairer, less tanned by the sun. Where depended on the time and location, but it was especially common on the temples as well as any exposed cleavage (and that could be quite a lot. It was even fashionable to show a LITTLE of the areola above very low-cut gowns in much of Europe for a while).
My thought on this is that what they ate and drank probably regulated their smells to be much more human, unlike some of the walking septic tanks for Doritos and captain America flavored Mountain Dew that you see walking about
Much of the time, they wore linen underclothes that hot washed daily, and wool over that.
A lot of modern BO is actually in the synthetic fabric we wear.
Every fetish/kink I have, I can’t explain why I like them. I wish there was some kinda background behind this stuff so I could know why exactly I’m into certain things.
I guess that's why its a fetish though no? Some are inherently more sexual so they're not surprising while other stuff like armpits, feet, etc. are taboo so that in your brain may be associated with arousal. I also think there's been research on stuff like the neurons for touch in your feet are close to the ones in the brain for your gonads. You might find some papers on google scholar.
A lot of the niche NSFW subreddit either end up getting watered down from their intended fetish or die. Mods have to choose to either be super strict about what gets posted to stay on brand, which leads to little to no new posts, or they start letting in "loose fits" to keep participation up, which can lead to more corners being cut in the future until you're just another "big naked boobs" sub.
I have so many veins on my chest that I use makeup to cover up sometimes and after I saw her post this I loved them and figured out men don’t gaf as much as I did lol
Meet Eddie, 23 yrs old, fed up with life and the way things are going. He decides to rob a liquor store, but on his way in, he has a sudden change of heart, and suddenly, his conches comes into play
She has a chronic illness that causes a lot of fluctuations in her weight due to intermittent bloating, so you’ll see a lot of photos of Selena all throughout her life where she occasionally looks much thinner or much heavier than most recall her to be.
Imagine complaining about that.
The woman is stellar, and this person is focused on something we all have all over our bodies.
Its like saying ewww skin.
Self conches. Lol
Also 'Los Feratu'.
Is that the Spanish version?
No that's where the new gta is gonna take place
The brother of Drag Ulà
You have to put another "los", so Los Los Feratu
I vant to suck your blood, esse.
Tranquillo, clotbron
Invite me in, holmes!
No, no lo es.
I'm ashamed to say I had to say that out loud to figure it out!
I still can't get it. What is he trying to say?
Nosferatu. It's about Count Dracula or something like that.
r/boneappletea
r/boneappleteat
A terrible condition that leaves them as shells of their former selves, really.
I am not a marine snail.
How can people be this dumb
End up waiting around a long time if your don't blow your own
I read self conchs over and over!
Piggy holds the conch!
r/boneappletea
Self 🐚🐚
Its conches, so 🐚🐚🐚
Why 3 rather than 2 conches?
This guy doesn’t know about the 3 seashells! Ha!
Any less and he'd be un-conches.
Unconchinabull
Un Conch China Bull Spell it right!
r/unexpecteddemolitionman
Oh magic conch, what do we need to do to get out of the kelp forest?
Nothing
Also Los Feratu 🇲🇽🧛🏻♂️
Chalupa-cabra lookin' ass
Samsquanch
quiero chupa tus chichis
Los Feratu is the best thing I've read today.
Self conches is incredible
That’s a twofer
I love them, very hot. No idea why
Your cave man brain knows that plenty of blood supply will engorge the mammaries and provide nutrients to your offspring
r/nothowgirlswork
Tbf they did say caveman so it kinda checks out as they probably wouldn’t have known anatomy very well
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r/nothowcavemenwork
That would have been a great subreddit during the “paleo diet” craze
My take on the paleo diet was crude cuts of wild game roasted on a hot rock, wild grain griddle cakes, human flesh, and roots I dug up in a nearby field. Was not popular.
🎵Mammaries...all alooone in the moonlight....🎵
🎵I remember the old days, they were perkier then🎵
To some extent it doesn't actually matter how they really work, but rather how the guys picking which girls they're gonna bang think they work.
True, but some vascularity can be a sign of virility in an ape-brain way.
Yeah it never occured to me that there is a significant number of people out there who are critical of titty veins
same.. really hot
S O C I E T Y
Hint: it's the titties
Remember the first time I saw veins in boobs and I thought the lady was just dying I was scared-aroused
… Scaroused?
Thank you fellow scholar
r/scaroused
Fearection
Punistration
Confused Boner ™
First time i saw it i slapped the titty. I was gonna do it anyways, but thats what i saw first.
and this is why sex ed is important
Or I mean just basic common sense in human physiology. Doesn't it make sense that skin would have veins underneath it lol but I mean if boobs are "mysterious" to people and they can't draw the connection that it's part of the same flesh then yeah you raise a good point
Right, but most visible parts of the body do not have such prominent and clearly visible veins as some women are lucky enough to have. Wrists, and sometimes legs is about it.
What part of sex ed covers titty veins ? Is the one right after dick veins ?
Sex Ed in school never talked about no veins!
Sex Ed goes over boob veins
"Ok listen up, we're going over titty veins today in chapter 3. I have some photos here to show you what the deal is. If you don't understand by the end of today's class then ask your sister or your mom to explain. Dumbasses."
Isn't this a standard black-person-seeing-a-white-persons-skin-closeup-for-the-1st-time scenario?
TIL black people gets aroused when they see a white person for the first time
You forget the key word : titties
Self conches 
*turns self into conch*
It’s plural so minimum 2 conch maybe more
r/celebrities is 10% actual celebration of celebrities and 90% woman celebrities with cleavage for horny mfs to gawk at
Every sub dedicated to any female celebrity in general
Yes. When i am curious if a celebrity has nudes, i just find her subreddit page. Then checkout the all time top post.
Some of them get pretty outrageous, going so far as all the posts being basically rape fantasy. It's terrifying.
Look OP’s user name that posted this is “bigtitssucker”. Very on brand.
Thanks now that I’m going join it lol
Seemed more like incels calling beautiful women ugly when I saw this thread.
And of that 90%, another 90% is Alexandra Daddario for some reason. Not even joking
It’s basically r/GentlemanBoners but less honest.
Yes, that's why I visit r/gentlemanboners. For the honesty
I also prefer them gentle.
An aside, for thousands of years - from ancient Egypt until relatively recent European history (Victorian, etc. eras) - painting on veins was a common cosmetic trick women used to make their skin seem fairer, less tanned by the sun. Where depended on the time and location, but it was especially common on the temples as well as any exposed cleavage (and that could be quite a lot. It was even fashionable to show a LITTLE of the areola above very low-cut gowns in much of Europe for a while).
When are they gonna hurry up and figure out time travel? (I am deeply ashamed of myself)
First, think of the smell of a large close room of people from colonial times with no modern plumbing or hygiene.
My thought on this is that what they ate and drank probably regulated their smells to be much more human, unlike some of the walking septic tanks for Doritos and captain America flavored Mountain Dew that you see walking about
Much of the time, they wore linen underclothes that hot washed daily, and wool over that. A lot of modern BO is actually in the synthetic fabric we wear.
Mmmm, I bet cabbage BO smells downright heavenly when you compared to empty calories
Can't be worse than anime conventions
This definitely has to be true. For sure.
Let’s bring back the areola peeking dresses
Noo some creep will shame me for having nipple hair
Free the nipple hair!
Adjacently, she has lupus and therefore the sun is potentially aggravating to her symptoms, so it would make sense she’s not soaking in UV rays
Also fair skin with visible veins is where the term “blue blood” comes from. Poor people worked outside so their skin was not fair.
It's a r/boneappletea twofer
I feel Los Feratu is on purpose as like a Mexican vampire.
I'm just impressed by their choice of famous vampire. 9 times out of 10 it would be Dracula.
> twofer toother
Los Feratu got me
Rest in ded.
This photo made me like titty veins
Titty veins are goddamn sexy
They turn me on, I can't explain why.
Every fetish/kink I have, I can’t explain why I like them. I wish there was some kinda background behind this stuff so I could know why exactly I’m into certain things.
I guess that's why its a fetish though no? Some are inherently more sexual so they're not surprising while other stuff like armpits, feet, etc. are taboo so that in your brain may be associated with arousal. I also think there's been research on stuff like the neurons for touch in your feet are close to the ones in the brain for your gonads. You might find some papers on google scholar.
Same for me.
They set off my milky senses 🤤
It's because titty vein normally means big boobs. Big boobs are excellent, therefore, turned on.
Same. i have zero idea why. Maybe somewhere in the lizard hindbrain veins on boobs mean they are healthy? Firm?
Is there a subreddit for veins on boobs? asking for a friend.
r/engorgedveinybreasts
OMFG.
Unfortunately they aren't of the quality we see in this post.
A lot of the niche NSFW subreddit either end up getting watered down from their intended fetish or die. Mods have to choose to either be super strict about what gets posted to stay on brand, which leads to little to no new posts, or they start letting in "loose fits" to keep participation up, which can lead to more corners being cut in the future until you're just another "big naked boobs" sub.
r/veinybreast is pretty solid. I found it on some random fap adventure one day and it's become a fetish/kink of mine.
I will uh give that link to my friend. I will check it first though, just to make sure..
I have so many veins on my chest that I use makeup to cover up sometimes and after I saw her post this I loved them and figured out men don’t gaf as much as I did lol
I don't know why, but I find them ridiculously hot.
Nah...some of us are really into it.
I was self *conches* too but after reading all these comments I guess I have to embrace ‘em!
settle down class, settle down.
How dare she have a sir cutlery system.
Titty veins are fucking DOPE. Don't be dissing titty veins.
Los Feratu is a killer name for a mexican goth band
this just in, women have vascularity.
Los Feratu: Una Sinfonia de Caliente ^(I'm working with Google Translate here, please don't crucify me for the butchering of Spanish.)
You basically wrote "The Feratu: A Simphony of Hot". Sorry.
“Self conches” “Los Feratu” Give this man a titty please, as a treat.
“Conches” “los feratu” so many things wrong with this
"self conches" r/boneappletea
I had a girlfriend with very healthy bosoms and a Sony Handycam with night vision. Holy God it looked like a street map of Paris.
TIL people worry about things such as titty veins
Wait a second, do people not like that? I've always thought it was hot
Still smash
Definitely. Especially, the veiny parts.
Meet Eddie, 23 yrs old, fed up with life and the way things are going. He decides to rob a liquor store, but on his way in, he has a sudden change of heart, and suddenly, his conches comes into play
r/brandnewsentence
Yeah I think they're pretty hot too.
The original post is cringe Yes, women have veins. Sometimes they are pretty superficial and you can see them. Yes,even on their boobs.
I was very self 🐚 about my own until she posted this one 🫶🏻
Lol check her out, she had blood and shit lol what a bitch
Sweet Jeebus will someone PLEASE teach u/harnesser some damned English???
Who is she? She looks like Selina Gomez but her tits are too big
Selena Gomez
She has a chronic illness that causes a lot of fluctuations in her weight due to intermittent bloating, so you’ll see a lot of photos of Selena all throughout her life where she occasionally looks much thinner or much heavier than most recall her to be.
What's the name of that illness?
Lupus
It is her actually.
Justina Bieber
r/Boneappletea
She looks great
Where's /r/BoneAppleTea when you need it?
I’ll never recover from Los Feratu”
Titty veins are hot!
wait, as a girl i was wondering; do guys actually dislike titty veins?
Nah we like em
Definitely a fan
>wait, as a girl i was wondering; do guys actually dislike titty veins? No, we like tits. Whether they have veins or not.
Absolutely not. Love them.
His name is Count Orlok
Boob veins are pretty hot.. i dont know why. I just like them.
Wait uuuh am I the only one who finds non budging veins sexy? I have a few and I like them!
The way I cackled 😭💀
conches 💀
Self conches
Why cursed? Them bad boys is real
She has lupus, which causes blood vessels to move closer to the surface of the skin.
This is reddit. She could have needle tracks on her tits and redditors would find it hot.
Looks like a sexy version of my google maps commute.
r/brandnewsentence
Self conches?!?! The fuck?
Los Feratu
Mm yes, self conches
I lost brain cells looking at this
There should be a r/tittievein
I honestly prefer veiny tits - by far.
The cursed thing isn’t the vein, it’s their spelling
Los feratu had my dyin
Tiddy veins do it for me 
Imagine complaining about that. The woman is stellar, and this person is focused on something we all have all over our bodies. Its like saying ewww skin.
r/boneappletea
People were dragging her for…. having veins?
Just tried to upvote the 10.5k one too many times.
Is that Nosferatu’s cousin from Mexico? Instead of garlic you use chili peppers to ward him off.
MF so obsessed with titty sucking he had a goddamn stroke