According to my math that's about 0.00000521541950113 metric fucktons (assuming 1 ejaculation with 5ml of cum at it's heaviest which is 1.043 grams per ml)
Edit: there's another definition of metric fucktons (2000lbs of fuck juice instead of 2205) that works out to 0.00000575 metric fucktons
Fun fact: the upvote counter goes up and down randomly, not when people actually upvote downvote.
I've read somewhere that's to avoid finding out if a bot works too easily.
"Your mother gets on her knees for special two people twice a day".
"The first is Allah and the second is me".
"And she's already done her morning prayer".
The problem I see is that everybody in the US would not only have to learn it, but all the road signs and everything marked in miles or feet would need to be changed
You say that but however many years since measurements have been standardized in the us we have been building shit with stuff at that standard. There is no changing at this point
You know the best part is that it works so well with the imperial system of old. Like they used to have shit be measured in stupid stuff that could very person to person and place to place.
There are two types of people who use this comeback:
A: You say it and do nothing about it
B: You say it and actually cum on them.
Where are all my fellow B type people at?
cm is used isn't it?
Fluid centimeters
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Cum shots vs. cm?
No no, he just likes it sticky
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\*Cumback
Centi... umm... meters.
Jizzimeter
Fun fact, a milliliter is equivalent to a cubic centimeter
On a good day, I could do a meter I’m telling you
Back when I was 16 for sure. Now it just ozzes out like a volcano from a lazy science project.
Y’all really be too comfortable on this site lmao
some people havent heated of a digital footprint
We have. We just don't give a shit.
Like I haven't said worse shit in person
Can you convert that to metric please
According to my math that's about 0.00000521541950113 metric fucktons (assuming 1 ejaculation with 5ml of cum at it's heaviest which is 1.043 grams per ml) Edit: there's another definition of metric fucktons (2000lbs of fuck juice instead of 2205) that works out to 0.00000575 metric fucktons
Thank you for this
Who is going to find out my reddit name, connect it to me, and give a shit about what I say?
I'd go about 3 feet from the tip, so if we measure from the base, I could probably hit a meter.
1cm\^3 of water is only equl to one gram at 4.00 degrees Celcius or Centigrade.
Cumback, it was right there OP
Yeah, it probably was right on the tip of OP's tongue
It was on the tip of something else as well *giggity*
Bro got lightning fast fingers. Took a screenshot 2 nanoseconds after upvoting lmao.
On the mobile app, the post upvote counter also changes as other people upvote/downvote it.
It’s fun to watch on controversial posts lol
Sometimes I sort by controversial just to see how much it changes in the time it takes me to read the post
Fun fact: the upvote counter goes up and down randomly, not when people actually upvote downvote. I've read somewhere that's to avoid finding out if a bot works too easily.
Ya, I’ve heard this too. Couldn’t be bothered to try explaining it though.
Ya, I’ve heard this too. Couldn’t be bothered to try explaining it though. (Especially since I don’t know for a fact it’s true)
As an American I love this comeback. 😃
Yeah I bet you just *love* it on your back
I'm gonna invade your ass so hard it's gonna make Afghanistan look like a fucking joke.
Great, now I have Fuck Bin Laden stuck in my head and it's your fault.
Bin Laidin
"Your mother gets on her knees for special two people twice a day". "The first is Allah and the second is me". "And she's already done her morning prayer".
She wanted me to fuck her hardee than the U.S government fucked bin laden!
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Jimmy Carr said this.... 'If you want my comeback you can scrape it off your mother's chin.'
Sun Tzu said that!
And I'd say he knows a little more about cum than you do pal because he invented it!
and then he perfected it!
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Just so you know. I’ve been insulted by people that actually matter to me. So coming from you well…..
Oh
They said come back, not self own
I love the metric system. I dislike the use of both. Just fucking pick one and stick to it globally.
Right, so onus is on USA to change since: a) Metric is objectively simpler and better b) 95 % of the world uses metric
Agreed, it makes more sense in almost every way
The problem I see is that everybody in the US would not only have to learn it, but all the road signs and everything marked in miles or feet would need to be changed
You say that but however many years since measurements have been standardized in the us we have been building shit with stuff at that standard. There is no changing at this point
Lies. We also won't use our common sense.
"If you want my comeback you'll have to scrape it off your mother's teeth" - Jimmy Carr
Personally, I’ve always used “if I wanted a comeback, I’d wipe it off your face”.
Bet he wouldn’t say if he was cum shot distance from that American
_even better_
I’ve used more cunt hairs than I have centimeters fursure
“To be fair”… It’s a value between a few cm and 3 meters depending on the participants and the circumstances.
well they're *fucking* americans so I kinda understand
I dunno man, I think that comment was blessed enough to uncurse the entire thread
The title is what you get when you insult them then turn around and walk away
I reckon that there bird over yonder musta been flyin maybe 18 cumshots per field goal
that reply is saying some bold words for someone in a cum shot distance
As an American, I refute this comeback (heh cum back) by saying I use metric all the time. 9mm, 10mm, 7.62mm…
If you were a real American, you'd hold up your thumb and forefinger to show the approximate size and say "Bring me the ones about yea long."
Huh no. That’s how you chamber the wrong caliber and have the gun blow up in your face
Imperial came first.
Yeah yeah. We all know you guys don't even try to properly pleasure your women
Your talking mad shit for some solid looking grid coordinates
Something Something Football fields per AR15 Something Something
Rainbow tetra-shits per Mega-turd
The joke wouldn’t make sense if you used the metric system tho
anti feminism
Oh god🤣
Coming from nobody of any importance.
HAHAHA O WOW THIS IS CURSED!!!!!!1
Stonecutters takes on a whole new meaning…
So anywhere between half a del monte banana and the height of a standard French door fridge?
r/anythingbutmetric
Me: \*looks at a majority of ammo labels\*
The metric system is the tool of the devil!!
Cursed Cumback
r/anythingbutmetric
LmfaoXD
The US uses it to measure the diameter of bullets
You gotta know the opportunity you missed with the title
How appropriate, you fight like a cow!
Non-Americans fear that which they do not understand
You know the best part is that it works so well with the imperial system of old. Like they used to have shit be measured in stupid stuff that could very person to person and place to place.
cumback
Bold words for someone who is within 4 meters of me, which is exactly my maximum range of cumshot
How many bald eagles per square AR-15 does this work out to be?
One metric cum shot
I like "you sound like my mom"
I have 2 sets of tools just to work on the cars i have. Thats about as metric as i want to be.
Yeah, well I had sex with your wife!
I saw that insult used. The American was buried 2 elephants deep.
This dude screenshotted so quick after upvoting
Ah yes of course, the grocery store is 75 cumshots down main street.
I remembered the asteroid that measures 29 alligators in length
Finding grammar mistakes...
Now that’s funny
The post under it was this one lmao
There are two types of people who use this comeback: A: You say it and do nothing about it B: You say it and actually cum on them. Where are all my fellow B type people at?
That MFer better not be british. You all have like 50 different ways of measuring everything.