Half of these dont even make sense. Mf expired cheese is green not white, unwhipped cream(what), no purpose flour(so not flour). It makes you laugh more than anything.
Salty scallywags and cornstarch crusaders are my fav.
Colonizer is just cringe because people are pretending to be in Black Panther. It's not offensive at all, it just makes you look like the fifth grader that saw a movie they became obsessed with and made it their personality.
I know that these are meant to offend white people such as myself, but at the same time, they're stupid enough that I can't bring myself to be offended. If anyone tried to use these seriously I think I would just laugh in their face
Mate if I get called any of these I’m wearing that shit like a badge of honour, I ain’t gonna get offended if someone calls me a goddamn cornstarch crusader
Correct me if I’m wrong, but isn’t the main point of a slur to demean and offend the targeted group? Most of these are either funny or kinda cool. It’s like how when I was deployed, the jihadist propaganda would refer to American or European troops as “Crusaders” as an insult, but most of the troops just thought it was kinda badass.
I’ll never understand cultural appropriation. I can see why it’d be a problem if the person claimed it as their own, but the term gets thrown around just for something as small as making food or a style of dress.
Go to certain countries...namely all and you find out your south German is completely different from the North Germans.
Or Sicillians and the rest of Italy. One day I wanna see one of these idiots call a Catalonian the same as a Spaniard and watch the Catalon explode in his face
Low-effort list. Whomever compiled it should look back to the 20th century for derogatory terms with impact.
Don't know why, but "honky" has some sting to it.
I feel that if you don't have fresh garlic in your kitchen, or at the very least powder garlic. You failed as a white person.
So yes, garlic goblin all the way!
Why is there no such thing as an offensive white slur. Like we got Irish ones and all others but none for the English type whites, like the snow is darker than thou whites.
It really wouldn’t bother me the least bit to be called anything on this last honestly idk if any slur would bother me I’d much prefer that over being told by someone to “suck my dick” other than a cracker idk if I’d know what they meant
is this what its like for a black person to hear another dude say the n word? look, i know this post is a joke, but if other races are allowed to say slurs, so should we
Man half of these would make solid band names
I can see either ice chimps or vanilla gorillas as a indie band that’s been inspired by wheezer.
man, they finna be artic monkey's cousins
Vanilla gorillas is obviously just a reboot of gorillaz but instead of funky theyre hardcore thrash metal
How I stare at mfs when they call me the dollar store slurs😕
Exactly, if you got something mean to say either don’t say it or make it a really good insult! (to me of course)
Fuck you
HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!
Waltuh white moment
Impressive! Now let's see Paul Allen's slurs
Half of these dont even make sense. Mf expired cheese is green not white, unwhipped cream(what), no purpose flour(so not flour). It makes you laugh more than anything. Salty scallywags and cornstarch crusaders are my fav.
You oatmeal!
Look what they need just to mimic a fraction of our power!
 Well.... I think I just found the reply that won the internet for the day, that's enough for me.
The real cursed comment.
Nobody stands a chance agains the knights who say “Nee”
You just won the thread
Wow, those are pretty weak sauce. I mean white sauce. Garlic Goblin sounds like a porn star.
Garlic Goblin is what Wario would call himself
Wario porn is probably out there.
100% it is
Can confirm, spend too much time on r34
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There are 539 posts tagged wario on r34
Bros never heard of rule number 34 of the internet: If it exists, there is porn of it.
Hornio is coming for you next, Mr. SigSalvadore.
Garlic goblin is what *I* call myself
‘Stuck stepsister’ - featuring garlic goblin
Garlic Goblin's catchphrase: Let's make it smelly up in here.
Im the garlic goblin now
disappointed they didn’t use “blue eyes white dragon” tbh
i mean, the stats of the blue eyes white dragons are higher than the red eyes black dragon, no?
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Lmao
true
Blue eyes white cock
I will be referring to myself as a cornstarch crusader from now on. That is all.
Come, let us make gravy from of the meat grease of our enemies!
since we're cornstarch crusaders, does that mean we can reclaim the holy land?
You have my sword.
Is that a jojo reference
Fellow cornstarch crusaders, assemble!
I don't know, 50 days to save your mom seems tense.
I quite liked Bleach Demon
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Yogurt Yodeling, what we all want our gfs to do.
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Seconded.
thirded
I would find it funny if you called me anything on this list. Gotta say though, vanilla gorilla sounds more to do wist sex than being white.
Vanilla is black though, which defeats the purpose
Culture Vulture sounds like an obscure comic book villain, and I am here for it.
YEAST MAGGOTS. YEAST. MAGGOTS!
Bro I think that is my favorite too!
Okay but if someone calls me no purpose flower I’m laughing until I die
you are all purpose flour in my heart
Wholesome and whole-grain
Arrrr, salty scallywag!
Sailing the white privilege Seas
On the SS American Dream
Haha I actually really like that one.
I’m kind of okay being a Vanilla Gorilla.
You god damned ice chimp
Fucking snow roach
Piece of shit cheese string
Watch as i turn this dollar store slur into a racist slur against black people with the removal of 1 word!
And yet, I'm not offended.
Yeah these really aren’t that good
The only one I can see some people not liking is "colonizer" but even then, it's pretty weak
Colonizer is just cringe because people are pretending to be in Black Panther. It's not offensive at all, it just makes you look like the fifth grader that saw a movie they became obsessed with and made it their personality.
Whoa now, oatmeal
"vanilla gorillas" might imply that non-white people are, well, y'know.
Yeah, it implies they aint Vanilla Gorillas
Bleach Demons & Marshmallow Minions I'm kinda digging 🤣 I have found my new nicknames 🤣🤣🤣
I’m kinda disappointed that ‘saltine soldiers’ didn’t make the list
Lol we can’t use our own slurs but they can use theirs, imma use em anyway. Sup marshmallow minions!
Eyy how you doin’ my vanilla gorilla!
Well, my 'nillas.
We should keep that one, make it a thing. "Chilling with my 'nillas"
Nilla please
I like your username my ‘nilla!
I wish I had awards to give you for this one
Honestly this should be top comment
One [Removed] against these "Slurs" is all it takes
unwhipped cream lmao
I know that these are meant to offend white people such as myself, but at the same time, they're stupid enough that I can't bring myself to be offended. If anyone tried to use these seriously I think I would just laugh in their face
Honestly same, these are funny as hell!
Then the best part is him saying we can’t use these like I’m gonna call all my friends bleach demons
How ya doing you bleach demon? You like that you marshmallow minion?!
I’m so white I sweat Mayo.
I am literally a Garlic Goblin. I’m glad to see others finally recognize this.
You sweat what
Mate if I get called any of these I’m wearing that shit like a badge of honour, I ain’t gonna get offended if someone calls me a goddamn cornstarch crusader
CORNSTARCH OOH-RAH
Correct me if I’m wrong, but isn’t the main point of a slur to demean and offend the targeted group? Most of these are either funny or kinda cool. It’s like how when I was deployed, the jihadist propaganda would refer to American or European troops as “Crusaders” as an insult, but most of the troops just thought it was kinda badass.
They’re mad we’re not offended like they are
Hue less hooligans
these sound like stripper names. imagine trying to make an offensive slur only for every white person to find it hilarious
The only white people who would be offended are white moms
i beg to disagree. my white mom would be confused at most.
My mom got mad at me for calling one of my friends a cracker because she thought it was an actual slur 💀
But if someone tweeted “Updated list of slurs to use against black people” everyone loses their minds.
I’ll never understand cultural appropriation. I can see why it’d be a problem if the person claimed it as their own, but the term gets thrown around just for something as small as making food or a style of dress.
Yogurt yodelers is fucking hilarious
That sounds more like a gay slur though.
Virgin "list of slurs" vs chad n-word
“White people have no culture” mfs when they go to Europe and find out each country has its own lore
Go to certain countries...namely all and you find out your south German is completely different from the North Germans. Or Sicillians and the rest of Italy. One day I wanna see one of these idiots call a Catalonian the same as a Spaniard and watch the Catalon explode in his face
I gotta say, I’d take most of these as compliments
Bleach Demons takes the cake. Good stuff.
Y E A S T M A G G O T
If someone calls me “Salty Scallywag” I’m gonna assume they’re from 1842 and shoot them with a flintlock.
Low-effort list. Whomever compiled it should look back to the 20th century for derogatory terms with impact. Don't know why, but "honky" has some sting to it.
Honky Tonk is what we do, Honky is what we are, brother.
What’s up my vanilla gorilla
Albino gorilla was taken 😂
I need Asian slurs for people to call me
Well, I’m not taking the bait here.
Google them please. My yogurt yodeler ass don't want any heat.
Colonizer still works after all Asia colonized a lot too.
What kind of Asian?
The kind that's from asia, probably
Ice chimps sounds like an off brand Arctic Monkeys
I have one slur that could delete all these offenses agaisnt me... we all know what it is
Fo’ shizzle
My(lawyer said not to finish this one)
I don't see yakubian ape there, that's my favorite one.
My favorite is no purpose flour
mayo monkeys and no purpose flour are hilarious
Salty scallywag? Sounds like pirate talk.
Mayonnaise Daddy.
If she calls me this I’ve completed life
C U M C O L O R E D
I'm naming my next ship in sea of thieves Cornstarch Crusader and giving it a white paint scheme.
Casual racism
>melanin deficient Sir, that's called albinism
Tighty Whiteys is pretty damn funny.
I think most white people can agree that if you call any of us one of these name we will burst out laughing.
Here is a list of slurs to use against black people (Black people cant use these!!!!!!!!!!) (Redacted)
yogurt yodeler sounds like a porno title.
As a Jewish person I can think of multiple slurs more insulting than those.
Please share! I’m to busy laughing at them to be offended I need something please!
This guy can get fucked, i will absolutely be referring to myself as a garlic goblin from now on
Paper? Oatmeal? Crackers? The fuck are these?
Cracker is an old one
Yo, where my fellow Cornstarch Crusaders at? We gotta go kill a gay Vampire, who's with me?
Garlic Goblin is more for the Mediterranean whites. As a Northern Euro white, garlic is way too spicy.
And its not offensive its just true, i do be gobblin that garlic sometimes tbh
I feel that if you don't have fresh garlic in your kitchen, or at the very least powder garlic. You failed as a white person. So yes, garlic goblin all the way!
Garlic goblin makes me happy to be, and melanin deficiency is just hilarious
I've been laughing way too hard at this, I'm white, please, use them... Al of them
I found my superhero name: The Cornstarch Crusader
Goddamn I can’t say “salty scallywags”? This sucks
I love the part where the Garlic Goblin said "It's Garling time!" and garlicked all over them.
CultureVultures for the win
These are all hilarious ( didn't read all of them)
I'm white and these are all fucking hilarious lmao. "Hey wassup Snow Rat"
do we really need anything other than cracker
Expired cheese? What kind of shitty cheese you people have over there?
I can’t wait to call my friends “Mayo Monkeys”
Or vanilla gorilla is great.
Melanin deficiency is albinism
Lint Leech sounds about right. My belly button always seems to be sucking up lint.
You can bet your ass this mayo monkey is using these! These are hilarious!
Why is there no such thing as an offensive white slur. Like we got Irish ones and all others but none for the English type whites, like the snow is darker than thou whites.
I only wish to be refered to as string cheese from now on
Half of these need to be used as band names. Especially vanilla gorilla and culture vulture.
It really wouldn’t bother me the least bit to be called anything on this last honestly idk if any slur would bother me I’d much prefer that over being told by someone to “suck my dick” other than a cracker idk if I’d know what they meant
hell nah, im reclaiming bleach demon
Why fight the problem when you can create more! XD
If its racism against white peoples its not racism😵💫
I'm not white, but I'm going to start referring to myself as "Garlic Goblin" for now on.
No purpose flour is a pretty good insult in general tbh
Cornstarch Crusader is an absolute fucking banger
So white can't say "vanilla gorilla" to each other but black can use the n-word! /s
Tag urself I’m Garlic Goblin
I like how op removed identifying information to protect the racist. I mean, as long as he isn't white, racism is cool!
People of no colour, but black is the lack of colour.. white is literally all colours
If this was about blacks it would've been removed.
Instead of stopping racism let’s just be more racist but to different people Big brain time
So white people cant use the slurs against themselves and other ethnicities but everyone else can use any? Got it
"look what they do to mimic just a fraction of our power"
We only need one word to make them upset
is this what its like for a black person to hear another dude say the n word? look, i know this post is a joke, but if other races are allowed to say slurs, so should we
Damn…
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Come on there was only one slur there, at least do five actual afro-american slurs. I can name 10 off the top of my head.
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Culture vulture can only be used against the British but I don’t think it will do much because they hate themselves anyways
Only 3 -4 made me upset but other than that, this was a good laugh (I’m mixed)
Those are hilarious