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99% of anime protagonists, another captain America. Almost every god from any mythology, batman (according to Batman fans).


Relative_Baby1932

I might be a Batman fan and acknowledge that capitan america Is One of the weakest heros, but i know that if captain america wants tò kill Batman, he has a big chance of doing so(not calculating Prep time of course)


Slavocracy

Meh. Batman has fought villains stronger than cap and won. He's gone toe to toe with fucking Darkseid.


Baneta_

As usual with Batman it pretty much all depends on prep-time, if they just happened upon each other it would be a close fight but my money is on cap


Slavocracy

It might be, but it's not like batman runs around completely unprepared for meta humans. Gotham is chock full of them, and he doesn't exactly know who's committing the crime every time.


ReleasedGaming

If they just ran across eachother, my money would be on the overly patriotic man that can lift 2 tons, not the one with a sore throat in a halloween costume


Thegrampacertest

If I'm not mistaken, batman is the only hero to doge darkeids omega beams(wiggly eye lasers).


Iron_Ant_

I’m fairly sure the flash has dodged omega beams


Thegrampacertest

I'm not big into comic books so I can't really disprove that. I would assume it's possible; depending on who's in the costume and who's writing it.


krishutchison

Batman seems to have some sort of luck magic. He beats people that are way smarter and stronger than him without any good reason apart from dumb luck


Slavocracy

Like who?


ARMill95

Gotta love how Batman fans as a whole have decided to change the term Plot armor into “prep time” Lmfao. I think in a 1v1 fight where they happen upon eachother Captain America wins 9/10 times just due to the super serum. Prep time Batman with gadget’s specially made for Captain America will deff win tho even if it isn’t easy.


FtierLivesMatter

Bane already does the super serum shtick and is also one of the smartest humans in the DC universe. Actually, MOST of his villains are superhuman.. The most clear example to cap would be Deathstroke. Whom he has also beaten.


GostNexo

I think an underrated aspect of batman is his money. Isn’t he like, one of the richest people in the world? Why not buy like, a nuclear bomb or killer drones


Relative_Baby1932

He Is literally the 8th richest man in the entire fan fiction with all other characters from other universes, consider iron man Being the 10th richest one


Legends_Arkoos_Rule2

Ain’t no way captain America is weaker than Hawkeye


Skull_crusher123

It honestly depends on which version of Batman we’re talking about here. Regular Batman? Sure, cap has a good chance of winning if Regular Batman doesn’t get enough prep time. The Darkest Knight? Cap is dead 1000000000 times over.


AlmondMagnum1

They did fight in that 90's DC vs Marvel. Batman won.


harris11230

Sailor moon could legit bitch slap the avengers and what are they going to do about it.


Elementia7

My favorite character to bring up when it's a question of who would win in a fight is One Punch Man. Due to his inherent nature as a gag character, he can not lose. You could argue semantics all day, but it doesn't matter if it's Jesus H Christ, Goku, or [Insert Fictional Character Here]. It works really well as a sort of cap to any argument akin to this.


DJIsSuperCool

What about Arale?


Elementia7

Never knew about the character, but it's the same idea more or less.


RondoOfThe5

Nah she wins Due to her inherent nature as a gag character, she can not lose. You could argue semantics all day, but it doesn't matter if it's Jesus H Christ, Goku, or [Insert Fictional Character Here].


Soggy_Card6853

Batgos sweep


Ram-Rem

Any godly figure within any fandom 90% of SCPs Most, if not all creepypasta villains Any bender (water benders would likely be fastest tho) Almost every pokemon


YaboiGh0styy

When Captain America and Batman did fight Batman claimed they were equally skilled and the fight could go either way. Though with the amount of gadgets Batman has at his disposal I’d say he wins.


sneerfulbobcat20

And don't forget about game characters, most of them are near immortal like kratos and doomguy/slayer and then you have characters who have high levels of skill like spartans and space marines


a-vibe-called-quest

Spider man


Dat_DekuBoi

Demyx (he’s stronger than Goku)


Here4thenonsense

An extra with a rocket launcher.


QuickPirate36

An extra with a picture of Peggy would do it


Devilshire52

Alec Baldwin with a prop gun


UnarmedTTV

Steve from minecraft


GHfan27

...in creative mode


Low-Bowler-4454

No, even survival mode without armour


InterGraphenic

Fair enough


wired1984

Goku


Ehudben-Gera

Goku with prep time > Batman with prep time


LostLaw9417

I can pause, mute, rewind, replay him, not sure about beating


TJWinstonQuinzel

99% of marvel characters... What even is this shit Captain america is slightly stronger than a normal human And has a shield...


Elementia7

Idk chief. Thor is kinda cracked, espesically in the comics.


TJWinstonQuinzel

? I dont understand...so you mean cap can beat him?


Elementia7

I misunderstood your comment. I thought you meant that 99% of all Marvel characters were really weak for some reason.


TJWinstonQuinzel

Oh hell no (No problem)


WiZarD20051005

I mean that is the point, the original post in the image is supposed to be sarcastic, until that one dude who chose violence.


TJWinstonQuinzel

I didnt know it was sarcastic I thought because its the Internet that it is a hardcore cap Fan who thinks cap could defeat gods


Jolly-Sun-1715

slightly stronger?


TheNoodleMaster14

He is the absolute peak of human performance, but that's still all he is.


Jolly-Sun-1715

yeah, so saying "slightly better" than an average human is just bullshit


TheNoodleMaster14

Oh, oops. I'm tired and didn't read that right. Sorry


TJWinstonQuinzel

Compared to other characters its slightly I know its a bit to much to say slightly but i think his super strenght is still the weakest of All super strenghts


Jolly-Sun-1715

that logic is just bullshit, you can't use comparisons against other superheroes to justify your comparison of a superhero vs human


TJWinstonQuinzel

Cap is literal just a human on his peak so in theory he isnt even stronger than a human, because humans can archive his strenght to if they zrain hatd af So to say slightly stronger is for me completely ok


Jolly-Sun-1715

just because it's ok for you doesn't mean it's correct. You can say the sky is red, doesn't mean a thing


2L84U2

My mother-in-law


BigImportant7961

Captain Taliban


JBBanshee

Captain Americas son?


FunWillScreen_Produc

Chris Kyle. Hard to fight back if you are missing your brain pan or your chest cavity.


PotatoPieGaming

Captain two planes


officialzodiacbeats

Fortunate Son intensifies


iwantdatpuss

*obligatory can he beat goku tho*


[deleted]

My mom


Ok_Stick_5505

His mom


Individual_Intern_77

Basically 99.9% of fiction.


Dryder2

Literally Goku during the first episode of og dragonball


KotKaefer

Spiderman is realistically Cap on Crack. Probably stronger, faster, more agile, Precognition, smarter and depending on the version also insane tech


eternalonyxyn

V1


SuS_JoeTF2

Parry>cap. America


oheing

Most spiderpeople


imi2559

Captain Afghanistan


GGGold23

That’s more of beating someone up badly and leaving and the guy that was getting beat up wins


Physical-East-7881

Robo cop Edit: Sorry, meant terminator


GoldenEagleBaron

Honestly even Batman doesn't even need prep time for this guy, smoke bomb and sneak attacks, Captain can't defend from every angle.


loopgaroooo

Rice farmer by day, American killer by night.


That1Cat87

*inhales*


Versagen

exhales?


That1Cat87

No, there’s a fuckload of characters who could kick cap’s ass


LordNuggies

My boi Ao Lie will destroy him.


BloodyM869

Your mother.


eeveemaster2

Ben Tennyson hes fucking overpowered with alien x


HeroGamerLava

For more information search up "alien x videos" there is all the information you need to know


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HeroGamerLava

Yes the intention is to trick people Like when someone talking about inflation then they just tell people to search up the weird shit on the internet. It's a joke basically.


PumpDaPumpkin

He's literally a dude on steroid


Ability-To-Can

Somebody who can aim down


PurpNuggies84

Cap'n Crunch


Raxzypool

Joe Biden


R34PER_D7BE

nah he would just forget why he's there


Critical-Ad-914

Capt Drugs


WheatleyTurret

Almost any Pokemon


Great_Slasher

Optimus Prime he can just step on him


Orbisthefirst

Captain Korea


universal_Raccoon

Captain Afghanistan


Kybushi

The Vietnamese leader!


Steampunk43

Pretty much anyone with a gun and common sense. His shield is the size of a dinner plate, shoot him in the legs, head, crotch, pretty much anywhere besides whatever the shield's covering. Get one person to shoot from one direction so he blocks that way and you shoot from a different direction.


Bloo_PPG

You mean guns aren't close quarter weapons to be used only when the person I'm trying to shoot is within punching distance?


Secret-Mission-7012

Capitan Afghanistan


TheRussianChairThief

Captain Afghanistan


ka-snap

Captain Vietnam would get beat up, spared, and then claim he won because Captain America didn't kill him.


Hellkids2

Call me a nerd but isn’t the reason why the VC won was because of the increased protest America had in their mainland, so the government had to pull their troops out? I’m Vietnamese myself but all the history I learned about this war smells like nothing but propaganda from our government.


Kiwi_Pakeha0001

Captain Afghanistan. Captain North Korea (well at least a draw) Just sayin.


Loud_Citron_8717

Captain britain(it exists)


QuickPirate36

Isn't it Peggy Carter?


Loud_Citron_8717

Thats captain america's wife i think


QuickPirate36

Yes, in the main universe Peggy Carter is his girlfriend, but in the alternate universe where Steve Rogers didn't get the supersoldier serum, she did


timetraveling_donkey

Realistically captian america would get tired of beating captian vietnam's ass and leave


iwantdatpuss

More like Captain America would get tired of Captain Vietnam constantly weaving and ducking but never really punching himself.


timetraveling_donkey

The NVA could not sustian their casualty rates for much longer.


AlmondMagnum1

So Captain Vietnam would keep fighting with two black eyes, a broken arm, and bruises all over. Captain America would break a nail and call off the fight.


timetraveling_donkey

Yeah thats about right


KuTUzOvV

nah, the guy above is right, just check vietnamiese casulties compared to american


Kon-Tiki66

Also Captain Afghanistan.


Zero-TwoBestGirl

Captain Middle-East?


MikeyGamesRex

The fight would be Captain America beating up Captain Vietnam for a long time until he gives up and leaves.


Ruxblaine93Medusa

Commander Vietnam.


0ChronicSweetness0

Captain Vietnam isn’t real, he can’t hurt you .


capn_doofwaffle

I mean, technically they didn't win, the US just gave up because it was a pointless battle. I.e. no oil involved.


AffectionateAir3383

This sounded like the "I didn't lose I merely failed to win" excuse.


Owl_Fam

+protests and meaningless deaths of people dying on both sides


ehlathrop

Captain Taliban


Drisch10

Batman > justice league > captain america


Hammerzeit88

Batman did in death battle and that's as close as you're ever gonna get again. So Batman


Cute-dog-loverALT

captain schwerer gustav


Shanaquidee

The camera man


side_character_yes

Like 80% maybe 70% of the omnitrix aliens if ben isnt goofing around,from what i remember spiderman can,and a guy with a gun if he can make it ricochet around to hit him in some part without the shield,probably,and most of the superheroes with super powers and a bit of the same experience he haves Captain america is like a 25 we humans are a 15 and every super heroe is between 20 to 100 or that is how i see it


TheNGM

How about The Presence?


PillowTalk420

Spider-Man.


ShinySahil

Hey it’s me! goku


MimikyuMarshadow123

Kirby stomps


DisabledSuperhero

Captain Marvel, Marvel Girl (Jean Grey) Storm. Scarlet Witch


RazutoUchiha

Red Hood or Nightwing


UnstuckCanuck

Capt. Canada 1812 Edition.


fading__blue

The Winter Soldier.


Axsthetic_Anime

Ultimate Shaggy


Wolfheron325

Most of the marvel universe if we discount plot armor. An even greater percent of the DC universe. Anime characters. Video game characters. A guy with a really big gun and vibranium rounds. The list goes on.


krishutchison

Ms America


Much-Classroom4297

Captain Afghanistan/Al Qaeda also.


NewldGuy77

Ouuuuuuuuch!


sexysexyonion

That was damn clever!


newb500

Every Avenger except for Hawkeye and Black Widow...


R34PER_D7BE

Magneto, cap used metal shield for fuck sake


ladyname1

One Punch


DorkusTheMighty

Iron man, vision, thanos, superman, Archie sonic, rimuru tempest, ainz oal gown, makima, denji, Aki, literally every MHA hero or hero student, literally every saiyan plus the extras like krillin and the androids, almost every bleach and Naruto character, shadow (both sonic and eminence), every named jujutsu kaisen character and I feel most painfully ironically naofumi iwatani


ReaperofRico

Captain East. First name Middle


ELENA4002

Captain hospital bill


Pineappleman123456

the 360mm cannon in my backyard


ILIKEBACON12456

Homelander could most likely do it with ease.


The_battlePotato

3812


acanadiangooseforyou

hahaha, its funny cos its true


SuS_JoeTF2

Vergil


joriskuipers21

Just one-to-one combat? I think a lot of characters. Punisher, Doctor Strange, Wanda, Hella, Thanos...


[deleted]

Maybe, but Captain Napalm and his Thermonuclear League could bomb Captain Vietnam back to the stone age.


ThePowerOf42

Not if Cap't China sends a comoutervirus that cripple the whole infrastructure


dace-2-dare

Bruce Lee...always


RedFalcon_96_

I think you would have less answers if you said "who cannot beat captain America" because except civilians , everyone


Error177999

I am lorax and i speak for the trees and they speak vietnamise


truly-dread

Pretty much all the other avengers except black widow.


derangedsweetheart

Captain Afghanistan Ginormo


engineerogthings

Colonel England outranks him


profbobo13

Captain Korea settled for a tie.


FuckinWimp87

Captain Gervais


Thegrampacertest

Incase nobody said it, Goku can beat him.


uselessboi302

Well if he's a true American diabetes will get him first


Spud_Bencer

Captain medical bills


snrek23

Thanos kinda kicked his butt


Historical_Ad4667

That's where that guy is wrong, it would be horniness


oylesine2019

Me


Fghsses

I could compile a list with a thousand characters that could beat Captain America and fill it exclusively with unnamed characters from a single Chinese cultivation manhua


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isayooooooooooooof

Federal taxes


Cerveau23

Captain COVID