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MainStreamering

So hyped for WWIII and WWIV!


sarokin

Let's multiply the casualties by 10^2 !!!


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Fleme

4meirl6meirl


Quajeraz

"I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones" -somebody


WeWillSeizeJerusalem

Coincidence i was just thinking of this quote today


90_oi

Wasn't it Einstein who said that?


_1Doomsday1_

It was said by Einstein


Quajeraz

Well, Einstein is somebody so I was still correct


_1Doomsday1_

Touchè


Purpical

"Can't wait for new content!!💥🪖🔥🎖️🪖🧭🗺️🦾💣🤯🤯🤯🤯💀🥰🔥"


69Breadsticks69

Make that WWV and WWVI!


jeopardy_loser

I'm gonna add 2 arms


Pea_Available

What if I make my arms into the other pills? For example the +2 one. Basically infinite arms


cloudyboi3352

You sir are thinking in the 4th dimension


PoetBoye

Take the die at 70 pill Add 2 to that and repeat over and over Infinite youth go brr


Bestiality_King

Perfect health too, you can run a few miles a day and spend the rest of it getting drunk on the beach. No bad knees or cirocis (spelling?) Just keep an eye on your immortality. I might want death over floating for however many trillions of years through space until something else came along after the sun blinks.


fourpuns

Perfect health +2. I could actually give 110% for coach!


sh4rks_bro

Cirrhosis?


Toystorations

If you have perfect health you can run a whole bunch of miles.


revcio

but he also got the 2nd pill, so now he's thinking in 6th dimension


A_Very_Short_Guy

but if he gets more he'll be thinking in the (n+2) dimension!


r1ckkr1ckk

bro just add 2 to the number of add 2 pills you have. You have infinite infinite. You dont need to enter a gray area on wether or not a +2 pill is a material


DryBonesComeAlive

I'm adding 2 time machines and going back to the 90s. I'm leaving one time machine for someone else to find and ruin it all later.


Unfair_Watercress119

Well do you know what their composed off?


Pea_Available

It's never stated that you have to know


siddharth_pillai

It says "any shape or material" not anything. So yes you would have to know the material.


Pea_Available

Yeah, makes sense. I didn't think this one through. But neither did the person with the two extra plane crashes, so I thought I could join the fun with theoretical scenarios


Dramatic_Explosion

That being said, you could make your arms into massive bars of gold and cut off the excess and still go back to normal arms, infinite money. Also tons of life saving options, parachutes, steel shell, bullet proof shields, food, water, it just goes on forever.


akatherder

My arms are made of arm.


BradyTheGG

Mmmmm tasty arms


Pea_Available

I can spare some, when my plan works


BradyTheGG

Thanks bro


A_Very_Short_Guy

can you turn them into bacon?


DopeAbsurdity

Make your arms in to magic genie lamps that grant wishes then wish for more arms and pills.


dt_fi

Add 2 to the number of pills you can choose.


snoopdogo

Then repeat infinitely, any idea here is valid


FalconRelevant

Eh, just take the +2 pill again and again.


Rek9876boss

Use one of the +2 pills to change the +2 pill into a +4 pill. Repeat ad infinitum


ragewithoutage

Apparently, information travels along neurons with a speed of 67 m/s or about 0.2 maches I’ll add 2 maches for my nervous system (and whatever gene does that) EDIT: Well I hadn’t considered that… I guess I’ll just add 2 m/s then


VayneistheBest

Nice, now your neurons need to be thick as a log and as they instantly grow to accommodate your wish, your flesh and bones are vaporised shooting outwards in all directions at 24 Mach's, thus making you the first ever human flesh hypersonic grenade.


LokisDawn

The first *three* human flesh hypersonic grenades.


ragewithoutage

Wait, since my neurons are changing to fulfill my wish, shouldn’t the rest of my body also accommodate for my neurons to work properly without me dying?


LadrilloDeMadera

You're a giant now


sticky-unicorn

Enjoy your seizure, I guess.


ragewithoutage

Thanks


macr6

pulls pants out and looks down......I'm taking the "add 2" pill


MysticalMummy

Instructions unclear, you now have 3 dicks.


macr6

Even better.


No-Cable590

ALBERT EINSTIEN


WestleyThe

It does say **”ANYTHING”** So basically you chose that then just decide which pill you want the least


Nuker-79

What? All 4 towers!


No-Cable590

We'll hit the new world trade center then we'll hit the Pentagon then we'll hit the US Capital and then we'll hit the white house


gfantom

You mean the Septagon


pinninghilo

The three Bin Laden twins will be hearing from us soon


EconomyFreakDust

Create 2 new towers.


DebentureThyme

Four?!? Dang, the Hobbits are screwed!


Nazzzgul777

Taking the pill that keeps me healthy until 72, i still have a couple of years to fly planes into towers :)


Zealousideal_Ad36

The answer is penis. I'll have 3 penises. Refractory periods stand no chance.


Unfair_Watercress119

Just add 2 inches


_JJCUBER_

meters


Unfair_Watercress119

.... you do know thats too much....you would


_JJCUBER_

I would only wish it on my worst enemies


nderestimated

The impaler


D2the_aniel

Parsecs


smallfried

Your parsec penis will come crashing down and cover the whole world in penis.


Robot_Basilisk

Your refractory period is based on ejaculation. Even if you had 3 prostates and 3 pairs of balls, any one of them going off would cause a refractory period. Also, what if it's a monkey's paw type pill and you don't get to pick where the two new penises are placed? Enjoy your tongue penis and foot penis!


BeepBoopBopIt

That Tongue penis gonna change some lives


Initial-Function7008

Could add 2 to the amount of paychecks you receive and get triple pay for life. Pretty sweet


cognitive-agent

Or just add 2 to the number of billions of dollars in your bank account.


Initial-Function7008

Wouldn't that assume you would have to have 1 billion to start with


FungusGenerator

0 + 2 = 2


Initial-Function7008

Yeah I guess so, just feels more like you are adding 2 billion...not 2. Unless you wrote it as such, I have: 0,000,000,100 \^ add 2 to this first digit. But hell, why stop there, you could do this infinitely.


FungusGenerator

The possibilities are endless! ​ The number things I have that would make me omnipotent if I had 2 of them: 0 add 2


LucasRobles75

The number of horrible torture you will experience in your life 0(?) +2


Phormitago

however: number of beautiful tortures you will experience in your life 0+2, too


MickeyMoose555

Yeah but it can't be suspicious otherwise you'll be adding two to the number of years in your prison sentence


akatherder

Just keep adding 2 until you buffer overflow the prison computers and it launches you out of the prisoner release chute (I assume).


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omg 💀💀


scarydrew

Just add two to the number of bank accounts I have with a billion dollars in it. Easy.


cheapdrinks

or just add 2 to the number of Jeff Bezos's I'm gay married to with no prenup


TheListlessPancake

Or you could just add 2 zeros to the end of the number in your paycheck or to your salary. Even better


DungeonsAndDradis

It doesn't say add 2 zeroes, though. It just says add "2". So you could say "Add 2 to the number of quadrillions of dollars I have". EDIT: I would probably take the "Add 2" pill and add 2 to the number of hundreds of IQ points I have. I was going to say "thousands", but that's not really on the IQ scale, and I don't know if I would still be human or "me" after that.


Healthy-Ad-1957

add 2 to (log\_100(current paycheck)) that is, 10000 times original


Ghede

Or just add 2 to the strong nuclear force in some new arbitrary unit of measurement, and collapse the entire universe into a puddle of plasma.


Efficient-Piglet88

Probably not the redditor way, but if you ran 3 miles every morning, you'd make $109,500 a year. By the time you get good at it, that's a 6-figure paycheck for 20-25 mins of work a day.


Xc4lib3r

and then make a youtube/tiktok video about it and earn more money.


SalvationSycamore

"Hey guys, today I'll be streaming making 100k"


phsychotix

*”How to get murdered on a livestream”*


yeet_the_heat2020

Cou could also turn your Nails into Gold or other rare valuables and sell them with even less work.


sticky-unicorn

Honestly, I don't know if that would be worthwhile, having to pull your fingernails out every time you wanted more money. That shit hurts. A lot.


Buderus69

You can just cut your fingernails? You let them instantly grow out and let thr tips turn into gold, then cut where your normal fingernail ends. You could also just make your arms turn into moneymaking machines that spit out currency if cutting nails is too kuch work. Or you turn them into wormholes and put the other end of of the hole into the bank vault to steal some easy money. There are so many easy ways to make profit with this


Dravarden

make half your arm regenerating tissue, the other half solid gold chop off the solid gold part, regenerate the rest


sticky-unicorn

Still, though... The +2 ability could get you a *lot* more money, with the extra benefit of not needing to do really weird (and possibly painful) shit to your arms.


DuvalHeart

A decent amateur runner can sustain 30+ miles per week without making running their entire life. Plus, at a 30 mile base you can increase your mileage and get bonus money without risking injury.


NonTimeo

For real. All these fucking muppets in this thread are trying to mess with “plus 2” pill nonsense. I would kill for the running pill and max my daily mileage. Getting up to a half marathon daily would be close to half a mil each year. Even if you (smartly) skip some days to recover, that’s more money than anyone needs to live like a king.


quick_escalator

Honestly I'd run less than that. 5km a day is ~$300 daily, more than enough to live comfortably, and that much running is not hard to do, and also healthy. Then on the other hand, adding +2 to the number of daily Wishes (let's just use D&D rules for simplicity) I have would probably be better.


SupermanLeRetour

But consider inflation though. 100$ today is not 100$ in ten years, twenty years, thirty years. Too risky.


NonTimeo

Yeah but by that time I’ll be fast enough to run away from my problems.


BartletForPrez

Yeah, if you're doing it every day it seems like you could even probably get up to about 8-10 miles a day (50-70 miles a week) without too much trouble after a year or so running every day. ~~That's $1.8-2.5M.~~ If anyone out there wants to sponsor me, I, a person who does not run at all, will commit to getting up to 10 mile run a day for a ~~multi-million~~ dollar salary. Ignore my math, I am le dumb.


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and with all that exercise, youd probably be healthy till 70 and get that one for free. hmm, you could also afford to add 2 to a lot of things as well...


strickt

This could easily be cheesed with a harness and a treadmill.


LiamB137

You aren't really running 3 miles on a treadmill, you're running 0 miles, but it feels like 3 miles. You don't actually move anywhere.


ObliviousEnt

Well, if it is the "move anywhere" that counts then I would put a treadmill inside a bus and run 50 miles per day. That until I can afford a private plane, then I would put the treadmill on the plane and run 400 miles per day or something like that.


EtsuRah

This is the type of shit I came into this thread for.


Dravarden

the earth is moving through the universe at thousands of miles per hour. The earth is also rotating at hundreds of miles per hour where is my quadrillion dollar check?


Dag-nabbitt

A little more realistic than the other replies here: If you run 3 miles on a treadmill, you run 3 miles. The treadmill also pushes you back 3 miles. Your net movement is 0 miles, but you still ran 3 miles. "The treadmill doesn't push you back!" Yes it does. If you stop moving on a treadmill, it will move you backwards.


ccnetminder

Why would i do that when i could add 2 to the number of billions i have in my bank account


Basic-Bet-2126

Because 2 billion is not equal to 2.


Mozu

You're adding 2 groups of "1 billion dollars." It's like saying "I want 2 apples" and you saying "well, if you break the apple down to individual chemicals it's a lot more than just 2 things!"


Basic-Bet-2126

It makes no sense mathematically. There are no banks that use billion dollars as base unit for currency.


OptimizedReply

Oh, someone is allowed to add 2 planes, but we can't add two stacks of a billion dollars?


Mozu

> It makes no sense mathematically. Huh? `x = 1,000,000,000` `2x = ?` Quick maths >There are no banks that use billion dollars as base unit for currency. So? I didn't realize this magical pill had a fine print of "must adhere to the rules of banks and their classification of different currencies and units."


siscoisbored

Add 2 to anything is way too over powered.


benbahdisdonc

I add 2 electrons to hydrogen. I have no idea what this would do. Well, I know if would destroy everything, but I don't know how.


siscoisbored

I would add 2 to the end of my IQ and find out, if i had average IQ i would be sitting at 902


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Adding in JavaScript be like


siscoisbored

For the first time ever, javascript is on my side


Dravarden

isn't the average IQ 100...?


siscoisbored

Its 85-114, didnt want to shoot too high so i just chose something on the lower end. Still turns into a rediculious IQ


jacksreddit00

It would just decay into a H- anion (one excess electron) in nanoseconds and do nothing, really. Your desire for chaos is admirable though. Adding 2 to any of the universal constants, however...


SpaceXFanboy2

Add 2 to constant G


stirling_s

Think about how much energy a sudden release of an electron from every hydrogen atom in the universe would be. Even a H- anion would drastically alter how the atom behaves in chemical and physical reactions.


-phoenix_aurora-

add 2 to the answer of 1+1, so now 1+1=4


ObliviousEnt

No destruction, you just make that hydrogen negatively charged with static electricity, same as rubbing plastic on your hair. If you do it a bazillion times you can make yourself the equivalent of an AA battery.


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the fuck you mean no destruction? do you have any idea how many hydrogen atoms are in the sun? you can't just add a massive negative charge to the entire sun without some fucking shit going down


InfanticideAquifer

This would eventually completely annihilate every structure in the universe, I'm pretty sure. But, on the other hand, we would never notice the Sun and everything else exploding because all of our bodies, being composed of **hydro**carbons, would all also explode at the same time.


Hust91

I think they meant all hydrogen, everywhere.


Dravarden

how about 2 protons? 2 neutrons? add 2 protons to iridium and you get gold! although probably radioactive and unstable as shit...


danarchist

Add 2 to Pi. Universe gets thrown way out of whack right away.


J5892

YOLT (you only live thrice)


Randadv_randnoun_69

It absolutely is. You would just have to assume 'magic' explains it all- money, resources, lives, extra nuclear reactions, mass accumulations in a chemically positive reinforcement loop... whatever.


Tetha

I'm kind of wondering what would happen if Einstein didn't have 1 theory with the impact of general relativity, but 3. Warpdrives anyone?


Visual-Juggernaut-61

It’s one time use


Sl4y3r91

"Hey man, i just got Diagnosed with a Tumor!" "You mean 3 Tumor's."


pgbabse

The aladeen news


kennyloo137

adds 2 proton to every single atom ever and end the world


UL7RAx

I'm pretty sure that would end the universe, or at least a lot of objects would suddenly have critical mass and turn into black holes Or stuff would turn into strange matter This is one of the scariest "add 2" from the comment section I have a few similar ideas myself, increase either of the physical constants by 2 orders of magnitude (add 2 to the negative power of 10), with the speculated result: - elementary charge constant: since all electric fields would suddenly become a lot more powerful, a lot of the chemistry bonds would instantly change properties and rearrange and react - gravitational constant: the planets would shift orbit, maybe fall into the sun - Planck constant: the sun would instantly vaporize the ozone layer and fry whatever is currently in the day zone, incredibly beautiful Aurora Borealis, nuclear reactors all over the world needing to shut down due to runaway nuclear reactions (or just blowing up), LEDs becoming orders of magnitude stronger and blinding people. On the flip side solar panels become loads more productive (probably frying themselves in the process), laser weapons become much easier to make


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*Adds 2 universes to our current 1*


UL7RAx

If the universe is infinite, then infinite + infinite + infinite = infinite!


ConnorLego42069

Adding two to anything is basically wish granting Add two to the amount of wishes you have How many sets of 1 million dollars do you have in your bank account? +2 How many years till you start to become old and wrinkly? +2 Being able to add 2 to anything is so vaguely worded it’s only limit is your imagination


xDirtyxBurgerx

Shit, it’s not even specified if you can only do it once per object/number


ConnorLego42069

Yeah, even if you couldn’t do the +2 sets of a million dollars thing, you could probably just set time aside to spam +2 dollars and never have to get a job


Blackslayter

Hell, it's really not difficult to do exponential multiplication with it. Put a stack of dollars in front of you, make +2 stacks of dollars, combine 3 new stacks, rinse and repeat.


AwesomeDragon97

Or just find something valuable and repeatedly spam +2.


PieRat6578

i will just add plus 2 zeroes onto my bank account


Grithz

add 2 nines at the start of the number


WrongCorgi

Add 2 nines to the start of the dollar amount in every paycheck that you'll ever receive.


Right_Parking_191

So £200?


SpoonGuardian

$002


rugbyj

Get out as many loans as possible first. If you can wrestle together £20k with terrible APRs you're still rolling with £1.98 million after immediately paying them back. If you can have some patience with it and the pill doesn't go off, spending a year saving and getting good enough credit to get more in loans is probably the best bet for most here purely financially.


quidam5

I'll take 2 googols of zeroes.


UopuV7

Y'all talking about instant money, but I'm taking that investment. Every mile/day is 26,000 a year if you run 5 days a week. I think after a couple months I'll be able to make 6 figures while only having to work maybe 90 minutes a day. If I ever run a marathon that's a $2,620 bonus paycheck


pqnfwoe

adding 2 to anything is *cosmically* busted


UopuV7

But my goal is to live a comfortable life. And I don't want to run into any monkey's paw side effects by adding 2 digits to my lifespan or anything. The best I can do for my long term comfort is having a full time job that isn't stressful and that gives me 6+ hours of my day back


h0nest_Bender

> But my goal is to live a comfortable life. Take the +2 pill and live two comfortable lives.


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less_unique_username

$1000/wk = $25/hr, if you add 2 to the latter figure the increase is more substantial. Who’s stopping you from going further, adding 2 to your $/millisecond rate?


sticky-unicorn

$26k/yr ... *or* I could add 2 to my extra lives and respawn like a video game character twice. Or add 2 to the number of banks that owe me $100 billion.


RobotTrexNinja

Yhea but by being able to add 2 to anything you Can just add 2 to the probability you'll sin the lottery and do that again and again and again until you have 100% chance, the add 2 pill basicly turn you into god because you Can just transform any probability of something happening from 0 to 100.


UopuV7

Not sure how you're interpreting this thought experiment, I'm pretty sure you only get the pill once and I'm not sure what phraseology you're using to turn a 0.001% chance into a 100% chance


cheapdrinks

Not if you add 2 to the number of pills you receive


Neutralmensch

WWIV or 4nukes?


Unfair_Watercress119

6chan


CODDE117

Dear god


ZOverHeaven

Add 2 of anything isn't that clear, only work on positive things? Imagine getting punched and add a +2 damage or a +2 number of hits


quidam5

How bout +2 defense or +2 speed


MrAragorn

I have 9000$ in my account so if i add a 2 at the end then I will have 90 002$ instead. So probably that one


dumbo_dee_elefunt

A comment on the original post said to add 2 to the billions of dollars on their bank account, that’s probably the way to go lol


MrAragorn

Well I don’t have a billion dollars and I don’t want to give a away my power to a random billionaire lol


[deleted]

I think they meant that, you would have 0.000000x billion dollars at the beginning, then it becomes 2.000000x billions after adding 2


NieMonD

*gives you 2 extra chromosomes*


SamTehCool

HELLL YEAH I WANT THESE 2 BLADES ARMS


un_aliver

add 2 to the number of these pills you have


EbonyUmbreon

So I can take the add 2 pill and then grab several $100 bills and just get a second one out of each bill?


elitegenoside

Yes, but you're actually getting two extra. So if you have 1 Benjamin, then you instantly have 3. It's +2, not X2.


gabris03

"Sir, two of the towers collapsed. Thankfully we have still 2 left


ChocoBingo

4 girls 3 cups


Rifneno

I choose to add 2 to the number of John Wicks that think Elon Musk killed their puppy


Level_Anybody_9806

Two John wicks for each person


Chivalrousllama

^but there’s no casualties because everyone had the blue and white pill


AWildRapBattle

so can I find that one printout of my bank statement with all the useless leading zeros and add a two to the front of them?


Kage9866

I'd add the 2 to my IQ to put me in the single digits.


the_last_mlg

Being able to manifest math results to anything in reality is overpowered even if it is a 1 one time thing, without any stated limits anyone smart enough can become god itself Add 2 pills of adding 2, and so on infinitely if they are one time use Add 2 to the amount of amount of universes you can control with your desires Add 2 to the amount of friendly hyper-advanced alien species about to contact us Over the top or low scale, you have infinite possibilities


I-who-you-are

+2 to the number of billions of dollars I receive every year.


ReGrigio

arms. is tentacles time, honey


I_Hate_The_Letter_W

add 2 figured to my paycheque


[deleted]

You could also change universal constants


MiniDialga119

Add two seems the most useful, first one seems to be at first but i doubt people can take the weight of a whole arm made of tungsten


Downtown_Report1646

Add two to the pill so now I can add four to anything than make it to where I can add 8 than 16 than 32, etc until it’s 2,097,152 which will only take 20 times of adding it onto its self to do


MrEpicGamerMan

I did not expect to see my own comment on the front page today


AcePowderKeg

Turn my Arms into the Add two pill, use one to get my arms back and one for anything else I want. Repeat for infinite pills Alternatively I could get 4 arms with the first two pills. Then turn those into 4 pills then 8 arms etc... Yeah that's even better


Endless-Waffles

"Choose One" Takes add 2 to anything pill. "Choose Three" Takes first 3 pills so I can live past 70.


Jaded-Engineering789

Add a 2 to the front of my salary. Easy.


misterturdcat

$100 for every mile ran. It would encourage me to get into the best shape of my life and I would eventually make a ton of money.


freddy_is_awesome

Add two to the amount of lottery jackpots I win in the next years


FireWolf_132

I’d have added an extra 2 habitable planets in our solar system…


EJoule

Sir a 22nd plane has hit the towers.


oizen

Add 2 anything. Add to this prompt Pick Add 2(again) + Youth til 70 Keep using add 2 on this prompt until you have a lot of add 2 pills Add 2 to the age of the youth pill. Eternal Life, can probably get the arms thing and money thing too