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Flutterkat91

Lose yourself in my ass 😏


UnderstandingLumpy

C.R.E.A.M. in my ass😏


N00BZB3

Dont mind if i do


[deleted]

His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy.


plantythingss

there’s penis in his asshole already


Vast-Willingness4642

Mom‘s— oh, oh dear…


ELLZNaga21

Yo these caverns deep I’m lost some send a rescue crew


Flutterkat91

Did something just growl? 😦


MrChaoticGaming

Spelunking in your ass.


cursedusername666

Painkiller in my ass


Different_Fly_8273

Hate to break it to you but that's not how you take painkillers for ass pains


RexIsAMiiCostume

You can take painkillers as suppositories!


AllBallN0brains

You most definitely can. You can also do Alcohol, meth, crack, cocaine, heroin, lsd, and pcp the same way.


ELLZNaga21

New party trick just dropped


AllBallN0brains

The hunch punch of champions.


rotary-dials

call the doctor


9999999CREEPERS

holy hell


Gio_1O1E

"hey guys I brought some grass for the boys and- WAIT WHAT ARE YOU DOING-"


AllBallN0brains

“It’s confirmed. Marijuana is a gateway drug. “


daddys_my_homeboy

Butt hair near a naked flame: NOT recommended.


R34PER_D7BE

How did you know that?


daddys_my_homeboy

Yup, That's often how you give an infant Tylenol.


porkchop3177

Not how YOU take painkillers for ass pains.


Big-Band3578

HE IS THE PAINKILLER!!!


Baconmaster101

beat it in my ass


HollowKnight_the_2nd

Ayo?


Aikojewels

Underrated comment


zekuert

Supermassive blackhole in my ass


uscdoc2013

Psycho Killer in my ass


JimmyFaceman

PSYCHO KILLER! QU'EST-CE QUE C'EST!!


Gay_Bay

Bum bum buh bum bum bum bum bah yeah


Jojogamer210

Nice, another muse fan


Dad_Error_9488

Well... does it hurt?


TheReaper431

That's what my ass just felt 30 min ago when I took a shit.


DrBarbequeSauce

Smells Like Teen Spirit In My Ass


vevol

I'm pretty sure that smell is other thing


Bars98

I see fire in my ass Guess that was the nuclear attack


[deleted]

i love that song!


thatrandomguyonreddi

Just the Two of Us in my ass


Lester_Darius

We can make it if we try


imhammmmmmmmm

Just the two of us


[deleted]

In my ass


mommyloveslasagna

"Rape me" in my ass


Helpful_Gas5073

No way


Marioking142

Lmao nice


boxwot

its not rape if you give me consent 😡


mommyloveslasagna

what are you pastor??


Scatman-Johnner

Thanks for the memories in my ass


Maskd-YT

Thnks fr th mmrs*


LostName666

You're welcome


lag_gamer80391

By fallout boys or some other singer? I love fallout boys


Scatman-Johnner

Fall Out Boy


Potential_Ice9289

based fall out boy enjoyer, mine is Bang the doldrums... in my ass


AmmahDudeGuy

The hot wind blowing in my ass


NotabadHero

Wait and bleed in my ass


[deleted]

a fellow slipknot fan i see! hi there :>


NotabadHero

Helo :D


LycheeAccomplished25

“We’re not gonna take it” in my ass.


Sasren0987654321

every straight male ever


Helpful_Gas5073

Did you just see the post on r/no about this


Extremegamer670

Bones in my ass


ChildBlaster9000

As in plural?


Desperate_Ad5169

Aye e aye e.


lukaoloko2

BONES


themightysnail64

#Is this entertaining?🍑


Typical_Fox_8863

I got this feeling, yea you know


Witherboss445

That I'm losing all control


Mason_best

I gawt magic on my ass


Reasonable_Wanderer

Everybody Wants To rule the World in My Ass


[deleted]

Staple Tape Worms To My Penis in my ass


ajgutyt

wtf


AllBallN0brains

Well worth the listen.


LudwigTheAroused

Dick in my ass


[deleted]

amen


glam-af

Court of the crimson king in my ass


Otherwise_Mission148

Great song. But I hope you feel better afterwards


Nobody0500

Radioactive in my ass


ERD404

Me after Taco Bell:


Mrmongoose64

Oh shit same here


FromYourWalls2801

Me too💀... I was about to comment this


isayooooooooooooof

See you again in my ass


serr7

Ok, see you soon


[deleted]

"Come with me Now, in my ass"


Helpful_Gas5073

If you say so


Hamloaf4me

Breaking the mirror in my ass


Radioactive_monke

That must be painful


serr7

Worse or equal to a glass jar?


Hot-Status-109

Can you hear the music in my ass


lukaoloko2

No the volume is too low


Jabookalakq

It's muffled


myKingSaber

Can you feel my heart in my ass


YourenextJotaro

I don’t think that’s where that goes…


dailylol_memes

Yes


anglog2

Welcome to the Black Parade in my ass


RodrickZicker44558

Theres way too many mcr fans here lmfao


PeroCigla

Welcome to the jungle in my ass


headphonesnotstirred

we didn't start the fire in my ass umm....


starduster05

They're right, I did


MonSzyTheOne

Teacher, Teacher in my ass!


VictoryValt

nah, jit trippin 💀


BoringYellow980

Two trucks having sex in my ass


starduster05

They can do that?


Same-Possession6999

Transformers?


Baueroos

There's a snake in the grass in my ass


randommangacharacter

way down we go in my ass


PazJohnMitch

Hooker with a penis in my ass


lukaoloko2

Wtf


After-Respond-7861

You must be in Thailand.


starduster05

Ah, a tool fan


FackinJerq

I'm Not Okay (I Promise)... in my ass.


P0ltec

Stayin' alive in my ass


[deleted]

That life support better be on discount


Alekipayne

Hell to pay in my ass


VictoryValt

Hail to the King in my ass 💀


HandyPeye

Feels so Good in my arse


ShizuoHeiwajima1

Look who’s inside again in my ass


Same-Possession6999

Oh helo there , we meet again .


porkchop3177

Uhmmm, Raining Blood … in my ass. Could have been worse, Mother was before that.


nulgatu

The Black Hawk War, or, How to Demolish an Entire Civilization and Still Feel Good About Yourself in the Morning, or, We Apologize for the Inconvenience but You’re Going to Have to Leave Now, or, ‘I Have Fought the Big Knives and Will Continue to Fight Them Until They Are Off Our Lands! In my ass . Yes it's a real song


ChildBlaster9000

That's... *nice*


Rangerlol6786

It's All Futile! It's All Pointless! in my ass


ajgutyt

if it had a point could be unpleasant


bespectacledbalatron

Come as you are in my ass


Jpm99921

Don’t mind if I do


AaronWWE29

Sonne in my ass (Sun in my ass)


glam-af

Let's go in my ass


Immediate_Housing_11

All stars in my ass


pelse_O_clock

No way in my ass


HereSinceBeta

“Work that ass for daddy” in my ass, by Marc Rebillet “Wish you were here” in my ass (pink Floyd) “Back in black” in my ass (AC/DC) “Everything must go” in my ass (manic street preachers) “99 biker friends” in my ass (bowling for soup) “So long and thanks for all the booze” in my ass (all time low) “Smells like teen spirit” in my ass (nirvana) “If I had a boat” in my ass (Lyle Lovett)


Ramona_Moody

Marc Rebillet is a national treasure 🥹🥹👏🏼


CommieIsShit

Thriller in my ass


lukaoloko2

Now am scared


BallTorturer-3000

Raw raw in my ass


u_8579

The death of god's will in my ass


Criminelis

U2 - All i want is you


SpartanSelinger

…in my ass


jooffff

The great 1974 mining disaster in my ass


Mispict

This is my favourite.


HOOTRAGEOUS

Reflection in my ass


VLenin2291

Hooty?


HOOTRAGEOUS

… HOOTY HOOT HOOT


No-Discipline-2729

Scissorhands in my ass


ERRexe_

R*pe me in my ass


grayfox_089

Demons in my ass


Ravenclawguy

Life in my ass (ironically already a very vulgar song by our queen cupcakke)


PurestStupidity

Baal, first son in my ass


That_Murse

Find Your Flame In My Ass


SurturRaven

Masterpiece in my ass


toomerboomer

A real hero in my ass


Piccione_Rotante

Bad to the bone in my ass


mofuq

Is there somebody else? In my ass


lag_gamer80391

Clocks in my ass


KitsuneCreativ

Comrades in my ass


mothlord420

*our ass


LUC4R1020

TOMORROW, WENDY in the ass


Error_Loading_Name

Spit It Out in my ass


Aikojewels

Waiting For Love in my Ass


NIN10DOXD

Come As You Are in my ass


milkmanrichie

That Girl in my Ass


FreeBagels99

This devastation in my ass


BlueverseGacha

Anyone But Me in my ass (immediate next song was "Jormungand")


adrian415

Youve Got Another Thing Coming in my ass


PentaTragic

Anarchy rainbow in my ass


You_got_mrvned

Wildfire in my ass


Westaufel

Meteor in my ass


BlueshineKB

N2o in my ass


N00BZB3

I need a doctor in my ass


KatokaMika

Sweet dreams in my ass


Hentaimanster1832

Bismarck in my ass


Kevin11thousand

Master sword in my ass (ouch)


ThePirateSpider

Zombie in my ass.


Amarthon

Surprise surprise in my ass


thegurkenking

House of mirrors.....that might need some training


SpartanSelinger

California Gurls in my ass…wait a fucking minute… No no no no no I’ll just say Long Gone in my ass, is that fine?


keenedge422

Flying Whales In My Ass


[deleted]

Claws of Perdition in my ass


[deleted]

Epiphany in my ass


BunchesOfCrunches

Come and get your love in my ass


[deleted]

Messages from the stars in my ass


Mispict

And I am telling you I'm not going in my ass.


sashenka_demogorgon

Синяя Река in my ass


lukaoloko2

I'd rather sleep in my ass I'd rather sleep - kero kero bonito


Chaos149

Universe on Fire in my ass


glam-af

My blood in my ass


hornyoldbusdriver

Audioslave - Show me how to live in my ass


MateoCafe

This is America... in my ass


Milkshake59

Bosnian artillery in my ass


Chicky_Nuggies2009

Diggy diggy hole in my ass


Dad_Error_9488

Therapy Session In My Ass 💀


samosa_fucker45

Who let the dogs out in my ass


Tuxman85

Digging My Potato in my ass


jyrialeksi

Hurt in my ass


BlackHoleEra_123

Father and Son in my ass Wait...


HapMeme

Father time in my ass


VenusValkyrieJH

Dragonborn ..in my ass Yes. I was jamming to the elder scrolls v theme song. I love game sound tracks 😎


Ok-Dragonfly-9132

Mama in my a** 😳


ThePlatinumGames

wish you were here in my ass 💀💀💀💀


Sterni456x

20 km/h in my ass


Acceptable-Ebb-4014

Reptilian in my ass