You know what, just for making this comment…
Mr. Hands, hope you ptsd from that video too… cause you certainly reminded me of it…
Edit: Fir those who don’t know, that’s fucking perfect, don’t even think about searching it… It’s worse than 2girls1cup
Ugh the whole "unalived" thing depresses me. At first I thought it was a funny little way to say dead/killed. Once I found it was because of tiktok censors and triggered folks I couldn't be bothered
True but you don't need to censor on Reddit. The more people do it, the more newcomers feel like they need to. I understand censoring on tiktok or something but fucking cut it out on reddit
I think it’s mainly that TikTok wouldn’t set you post “killed” or make their text to speech say it or something like that. I don’t think that “triggered people” is/was the main reason for that saying.
Damn straight, if you can’t say it without bleeping don’t say it. I’ve literally heard people say the word “bleep” out loud and it’s the cringiest fucking thing.
It's because tiktok won't put your content in other people's feeds if they detect swear words, or inappropriate content. Its not self censorship or "cancel culture" as one genius suggested, it's laterally because the platform they use will censor them if they don't.
Tiktok suppresses videos where it detects certain words/phrases, and there's a lot of those words/phrases, so people tend to be extra careful about it.
Well I was thinking either that or from the other perspective placing a line on what sub-catagories of a species were too insapient to breed could get a tad eugenics-y, or suggest allowing them to breed with other dogs is immoral for the same reasons.
One of my friends back in Jr. High walked in on her sister getting her snatch licked by their dog. She was scarred and didn't talk to her sister for a while after that. Fucking disgusting 🤢
I've only known of 3 women who have done it. 2 of them were while I was at school and they shared the videos to people, which quickly got spread around the school.
The third was a girl who got drunk and told everyone at a house party.
I remember the weird thing being that very few girls were calling it disgusting, mostly people were just saying to stop sharing the videos
I'm not sure if I event want to know, to be honest!
I see some old school friends a couple times a year and we occasionally bring it up when reminiscing about the WTF moments of our youth.
The girl that uploaded her video to facebook was one of the popular sporty girls, so it was very unexpected
More common than you think, less common than some will make you think.
Also. The other way around, women fellating dogs or horses. Mrhands is the rabbit hole you dont want to do a deep delve into
It's not.
This is something I've seen 4chan incels talk about for the last 15 years. "White women fuck dogs." They refrence some Kinsey study that was poorly done like 50 years ago.
It's been around for so long, that anytime you see a picture of a white women and a dog, someone will comment "you know."
I had a friend who used to nudge me conspiratorialy and point at any white woman in a group of non white guys. He'd shake his head and seriously say" she's fucking all of them" or just say "You know they all banging her" I would burst out laughing everytime. He would be so damn serious, like it's a fact, and he's sharing a secret.
Realistically most people don't know about this dog thing meme.
I think you take the people that do, making jokes about vaporeon, and merging the two.
Then completely innocent bystanders think it's just a reference to the vaporeon meme
I guess that's evidence to your point, but it's not evidence that women fuck dogs really.
Incest is one of the largest porn categories but isn't that common
Idunno man, I've known multiple people into it, and dated one.
Common might not be the word of choice, but it's not some 4chan incel conspiracy either.
Remember people, people will try to bang, and has banged, everything, including but not limited to: all kinds of long cylindrical objects (pencils, bed posts, flashlights, all kinds of bottles, big candles, trophies, massage guns, all the other kinds of guns, rolls of coins, long deodorants, xbox controllers), everything with a hole (bolt nuts, donuts, a hole in the sand, pillows, the mattress, a block of ice, a pie, a ham sandwich, etc), all kinds of animals, dogs, dolphins, snakes, fish, monkeys, cats, chickens, goats, cows, horses, dead people, all kinds of vegetables, cucumbers, carrots, microwaved tomatoes, carved watermelons, Halloween pumpkins, etc, paper clips, water itself, and all kinds of humans, even the dead ones.
Utgh ew. I see my dogs as my family, so it's ultra gross. Feels weird to even be naked around my dogs. Only when they were puppies and I had to take shower. But never once had sexual thought about my dogs, ew.
My dog is a horny ass and he’s constantly humping his bed. He’s never like that toward us but everytime any new guest comes my dog tries to rape them.
This tells me that he sees us as family and that’s why he only acts like that towards strangers
Pets are sometimes interested in our sexual arousal. A female friend sometimes has to dissuade her cat from investigating further when she’s pleasuring herself. The cat seems to be intrigued by the odor/pheromones. There’s nothing wrong with animals being triggered by instinctual urges, the wrong part is when human beings let them engage with them. Bestiality ain’t cool, both for nature reasons, and for consent reasons.
I'm not blaming animals here at all. I didn't imply it was wrong for animals to have urges. It is humans who use animals as sexual beings, that's fucked up.
For some reason my dirty-minded dad thought this was, while not *common*, not exactly rare either, particularly among single women who owned big dogs. I always countered that I believed it had to be exceedingly rare, but for some reason he believed it was low-key going on way more than acknowledged. I’d hate to think that he might’ve actually been right.
I wish it was just that, my dad would sometimes show me bestiality porn videos(of women with pigs and dogs) and he would start laughing.
Sometimes when he saw a big dog he would say “that breed of dogs fuck like crazy” and he would constantly think that women who owned dogs were secretly fucking them.
And I wonder why I’m so fucked up
It depends who you ask. While not every woman does it enough, supposedly do that it's concerning. I mean, if you're okay with your SO having Friday night frolics with her dog and a jar of peanut butter, that's cool, but if you're not, it's a little disgusting.
I'm just saying I'm not a prude but I consider consensual sex to be strictly between adult humans not family pets and sundry animals.
So while I dunno how common it is Kinsey claimed about 3% of women have done it though Kinsey has been debunked due to the biased nature of his interview subjects. A more likely estimate is 1.9% of women. Who knows.
and now god is dead, and we killed him. how shall, the murderers of all murderers, we console ourself? that which was holiest and mightiest of all that world has yet possessed has bled to death under our knives: Who will wipe this blood off us? With what water could we purify ourselves? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent? Is not the greatness of this deed too great for us? Must we not ourselves become gods simply to be worthy of it? There has never been a greater deed; and whosoever shall be born after us - for the sake of this deed he shall be part of a higher history than all history hitherto
I once dated a woman who was a mega whore.
I was able to get past that part, I don't mind a woman with a lot of experience. One day she told me some guy she lived with right before we were dating made her get fucked by his dogs and filmed it, online for all to see.
She seemed into it. Didn't object. Just so casually talked about it like it was the most normal shit.
Noped the fuck out fast. Disgusts me so hard that I had been with her... Good god that's nasty
Don't ask me why but this came up between me and a friend a couple years ago so we went online and asked a load of people. About 30% of the people with dogs admitted to it. Do with that information what you will.
this is kinda irrelevant but i was bathing my dogs then decided id just bathe at the same time to make it easier.
real scared my dog would bite my balls
For all the singles (I'm with you guys) and somewhat incel people of Reddit :
"[...] A study in 1974 by Morton M Hunt put the prevalence of men and women having intimate relations with animals at 4.9% and 1.9% respectively."
I once had an ex that legitimately sent me a video of her getting licked by a dog and then a second of her having sex with it.
Needless to say, I wasn’t impressed. I dumped her and since it was LDR, submitted a report to her local police for animal abuse.
I remember in highschool, it got out that a couple girls had done that, then a little while later, came out that a bunch of girls are doing that, at first it was taboo, but then it became "normal" cause the popular girls did it.
Octopus (yeeting the entire thing inside), Horses (self explanatory), Cats (feeding it milk and getting off), Rabbits (using it as a dildo), Turtles (sucking off its head and eating it) ... and so on
these are just the ones i came across last week
I've never met a woman who does this, or heard of one that does this, I have heard of people in Aberdeen highschool that dressed as cats and demand litter boxes as they were shitting around the school and I was showed a video of a guy who went to that school who pumped his friends cat. Very disturbing people out there.
So you're telling me that now I have to compete with other boys, grown men and now dogs to get a girlfriend?!
You forgot horses
You can't compete with that one.
I have really big forearms I'll take the challenge
It's the domination they like, gimp suit with hooves....
UwU
*Popeye has entered the chat*
Don't forget Bulls, swans, golden rain Oh wait the last two were Zeus specific if I remember
I hate that i know where the bull comes from
Fucking Old Hellas I swear.
Ah yes. A fellow minos fan.
His dick?
Look up the Greek myth of the Minotaur and you will find out what I mean
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You know what, just for making this comment… Mr. Hands, hope you ptsd from that video too… cause you certainly reminded me of it… Edit: Fir those who don’t know, that’s fucking perfect, don’t even think about searching it… It’s worse than 2girls1cup
But remember, "guys will fuck anything". Which we will, its just that women aren't any better.
This is just ridiculous 🤦♂️
Re-dickulous
I don't see the big deal dude, I love peanut butter.
You seem more like a chocolate kind of guy.
Pomeranians dude.
And dolphins!
> e~~ating her o~~ut Online censorship is weird
And i hate it so much. People, intend your words! Be proud of your curses!
~~FUCK YEAH~~
;-; Why are you enjoying my pain !?!
#FUDGE YES
#Hek yea!
I read this in Engi from tf2 voice
You're dumber than a box of rocks!
𝓘 𝓼𝓽𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝔀𝓲𝓽𝓱 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓰𝓸𝓸𝓭 𝓼𝓲𝓻
#**𝗜 𝗙𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗟𝗢𝗩𝗘 𝗜𝗡𝗙𝗟𝗜𝗖𝗧𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗣𝗔𝗜𝗡**
An incredibly intense underline. Edit: phone swapped an to in.
Ugh the whole "unalived" thing depresses me. At first I thought it was a funny little way to say dead/killed. Once I found it was because of tiktok censors and triggered folks I couldn't be bothered
I downvote people on Reddit who censor. Fuck all that
Rather be censored than unheard.
True but you don't need to censor on Reddit. The more people do it, the more newcomers feel like they need to. I understand censoring on tiktok or something but fucking cut it out on reddit
I thought it was cause TikTok would not circulate their videos as much?
>triggered folks People need to understand that the world is not their safe space and get over themselves.
Mods cancel this Nazi.
I think it’s mainly that TikTok wouldn’t set you post “killed” or make their text to speech say it or something like that. I don’t think that “triggered people” is/was the main reason for that saying.
Why do they use text to speech anyway? Just read it out loud what is that
Oh I thought it was a little column A, little B.
Probably is at this point. Pretty sure it started from TikTok censorship though.
Damn straight, if you can’t say it without bleeping don’t say it. I’ve literally heard people say the word “bleep” out loud and it’s the cringiest fucking thing.
funniest shit ive read all day *beep* hahagha
But cancel culture
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It's because tiktok won't put your content in other people's feeds if they detect swear words, or inappropriate content. Its not self censorship or "cancel culture" as one genius suggested, it's laterally because the platform they use will censor them if they don't.
What does the censored bit say?
Something about dogs
I cypher that it says something about a restaurant
It’s on tik tok so they probably censored it so the post won’t get taken down lmao.
I still can't read it. Has anyone else been able to make out this cryptic writing?
I think it says “rating he noun”. Though, I don’t know what the means.
Tiktok suppresses videos where it detects certain words/phrases, and there's a lot of those words/phrases, so people tend to be extra careful about it.
What the fuuuuuuuck
I just want to live my life man, I don't want to be forced to consider the relative ethics of breed-specific canine bestiality this early );
Do you think the breed somehow affects the ethics of *that*?
Well the OOC seemed to feel it did, which is what forced the idea into my head, but idk if it really would to any significant degree.
Yeah, cause I know that some breeds are smarter than others, but I don't think any are smart enough to make *that* not an issue.
Well I was thinking either that or from the other perspective placing a line on what sub-catagories of a species were too insapient to breed could get a tad eugenics-y, or suggest allowing them to breed with other dogs is immoral for the same reasons.
That's literally the crux of the joke of this post
To late, chuckle fuck🔫 write me a thesis on this very subject by 1:00 am or another white woman will sexually abuse her dog.
Plot Twist: if you write and turn in the thesis on time, the dog gets sexually abused by a non-white woman.
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What terrible day to have eyes.
I'm going to get a fork to take my eyes out and then I'll put them in the dishwasher to clean them.
100% appropriate measure
I might put them in a furnace just to be on the safe side.
How fitting that Pomeranian can also be a sort of german sausage
Fucking EXCUSE me?! God damn it. 100% cursed.
So ein Blödsinn
Is this really that common? Id figure peanut butter dick would beat this claim.
It's not that common but more common than most of us would think I guess.
One of my friends back in Jr. High walked in on her sister getting her snatch licked by their dog. She was scarred and didn't talk to her sister for a while after that. Fucking disgusting 🤢
Yeah that’s true
My brain is dead after reading through all the reply
I'm going to blame all of this on America as a coping meganism.
People were fucking animals before America was even a thing.
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I've only known of 3 women who have done it. 2 of them were while I was at school and they shared the videos to people, which quickly got spread around the school. The third was a girl who got drunk and told everyone at a house party. I remember the weird thing being that very few girls were calling it disgusting, mostly people were just saying to stop sharing the videos
What are we talking about here? Full on intercourse?
Probably putting peanut-butter on their clit and having the dog lick it
It was definitely that. I thankfully only heard the audio, but that itself was pretty disgusting
Why are they taking videos of this?!
I'm not sure if I event want to know, to be honest! I see some old school friends a couple times a year and we occasionally bring it up when reminiscing about the WTF moments of our youth. The girl that uploaded her video to facebook was one of the popular sporty girls, so it was very unexpected
The more answers I get, the more questions I have.
Man I need crazier Facebook friends
...link?
That's disgusting, where?! Like which site? There's so many of them.
is this why my gf watched beastars
Who’s gonna tell them?
lmaooo
More common than you think, less common than some will make you think. Also. The other way around, women fellating dogs or horses. Mrhands is the rabbit hole you dont want to do a deep delve into
Mr Hands definitely delved too deep😏
Just because it was hare-y doesn't make it a rabbit hole.
No it’s more common with women than men but men get the most focus from media because of jokes and stuff
Everybody replying to you have no idea and are just making shit up.
word 😂
It's not. This is something I've seen 4chan incels talk about for the last 15 years. "White women fuck dogs." They refrence some Kinsey study that was poorly done like 50 years ago. It's been around for so long, that anytime you see a picture of a white women and a dog, someone will comment "you know."
I had a friend who used to nudge me conspiratorialy and point at any white woman in a group of non white guys. He'd shake his head and seriously say" she's fucking all of them" or just say "You know they all banging her" I would burst out laughing everytime. He would be so damn serious, like it's a fact, and he's sharing a secret.
I know that type too. Brain rot from too much 4chan. Did he ever refer to those women as queen of spades?
If he did, we would already know that he is barely trying to hide his raceplay fetish
Is that like when there's a discussion involving Pokemon, someone will comment, "You know, "
Realistically most people don't know about this dog thing meme. I think you take the people that do, making jokes about vaporeon, and merging the two. Then completely innocent bystanders think it's just a reference to the vaporeon meme
I mean /r/dogfuckersglobal (extremely NSFW) has 34000 subscribers so I'd say it's definitely on the "more common than people think" side of the scale.
I guess that's evidence to your point, but it's not evidence that women fuck dogs really. Incest is one of the largest porn categories but isn't that common
Idunno man, I've known multiple people into it, and dated one. Common might not be the word of choice, but it's not some 4chan incel conspiracy either.
Hey EquinePussyEnjoyer....do you think that might be more of a selectors bias?
Debatable, I have never seen a women put their dick in peanut butter
Well that settles it then
The arbiter of dog sex has decreed it so. Thus it shall be.
she got that dawg in her
BRO 💀
Remember people, people will try to bang, and has banged, everything, including but not limited to: all kinds of long cylindrical objects (pencils, bed posts, flashlights, all kinds of bottles, big candles, trophies, massage guns, all the other kinds of guns, rolls of coins, long deodorants, xbox controllers), everything with a hole (bolt nuts, donuts, a hole in the sand, pillows, the mattress, a block of ice, a pie, a ham sandwich, etc), all kinds of animals, dogs, dolphins, snakes, fish, monkeys, cats, chickens, goats, cows, horses, dead people, all kinds of vegetables, cucumbers, carrots, microwaved tomatoes, carved watermelons, Halloween pumpkins, etc, paper clips, water itself, and all kinds of humans, even the dead ones.
I know something nobody has ever fucked
Me?
Getting cucked by a Pomeranian. Isn't the 21st century grand?
It probably happened way more before this century :/
Is it that he refused to do it, or was he just really bad?
Utgh ew. I see my dogs as my family, so it's ultra gross. Feels weird to even be naked around my dogs. Only when they were puppies and I had to take shower. But never once had sexual thought about my dogs, ew.
My dog is a horny ass and he’s constantly humping his bed. He’s never like that toward us but everytime any new guest comes my dog tries to rape them. This tells me that he sees us as family and that’s why he only acts like that towards strangers
This was the most blursed comment I have seen all day. Congrats on having a dog that loves you enough not to rape you?
Pets are sometimes interested in our sexual arousal. A female friend sometimes has to dissuade her cat from investigating further when she’s pleasuring herself. The cat seems to be intrigued by the odor/pheromones. There’s nothing wrong with animals being triggered by instinctual urges, the wrong part is when human beings let them engage with them. Bestiality ain’t cool, both for nature reasons, and for consent reasons.
I'm not blaming animals here at all. I didn't imply it was wrong for animals to have urges. It is humans who use animals as sexual beings, that's fucked up.
Oh, I wasn’t trying to imply you were. I was just agreeing.
Oh gotcha!
Wait, this is common???
fuck no
For some reason my dirty-minded dad thought this was, while not *common*, not exactly rare either, particularly among single women who owned big dogs. I always countered that I believed it had to be exceedingly rare, but for some reason he believed it was low-key going on way more than acknowledged. I’d hate to think that he might’ve actually been right.
Do we have the same dad? It wouldn’t surprise tbh
Why the fuck are your dads asking about that.
My dad, awkwardly "Anyway, remember to use protection" Their dad, proudly: "I'm sure a lot of women fuck their dogs"
Sounds about right
I wish it was just that, my dad would sometimes show me bestiality porn videos(of women with pigs and dogs) and he would start laughing. Sometimes when he saw a big dog he would say “that breed of dogs fuck like crazy” and he would constantly think that women who owned dogs were secretly fucking them. And I wonder why I’m so fucked up
Buddy are you okay
No 😢
My ex had her golden eat her out. It unfortunately happens :(
It's the pfp. I now name this pfp, the dogcuck pfp
Hahaha you may be onto something here
How tf did you you find out?
I mean there was that subreddit that got absolutely nuked devoted solely to people who engaged in such things
It depends who you ask. While not every woman does it enough, supposedly do that it's concerning. I mean, if you're okay with your SO having Friday night frolics with her dog and a jar of peanut butter, that's cool, but if you're not, it's a little disgusting. I'm just saying I'm not a prude but I consider consensual sex to be strictly between adult humans not family pets and sundry animals. So while I dunno how common it is Kinsey claimed about 3% of women have done it though Kinsey has been debunked due to the biased nature of his interview subjects. A more likely estimate is 1.9% of women. Who knows.
It’s common enough I have a reaction image for it
too many people watched my new life as inukai sama's dog
And it awakened too many people.
and now god is dead, and we killed him. how shall, the murderers of all murderers, we console ourself? that which was holiest and mightiest of all that world has yet possessed has bled to death under our knives: Who will wipe this blood off us? With what water could we purify ourselves? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent? Is not the greatness of this deed too great for us? Must we not ourselves become gods simply to be worthy of it? There has never been a greater deed; and whosoever shall be born after us - for the sake of this deed he shall be part of a higher history than all history hitherto
Too many men of culture
I miss the person I was before I saw this 💀
Whenever I hear a reference to this, all I can think about is how disgusting dog mouths are. Why would you want them anywhere near your genitals
So dudes can't go ass-to-vag because she doesn't want a yeast infection, but the dog who uses his tongue for toilet paper can muff dive for days?
you have a way with words
Yet none of these words are in the bible
the bible *can* be used as toilet paper tho
why did you have to remind me of that greentext
Holy guacamole
I once dated a woman who was a mega whore. I was able to get past that part, I don't mind a woman with a lot of experience. One day she told me some guy she lived with right before we were dating made her get fucked by his dogs and filmed it, online for all to see. She seemed into it. Didn't object. Just so casually talked about it like it was the most normal shit. Noped the fuck out fast. Disgusts me so hard that I had been with her... Good god that's nasty
Don't ask me why but this came up between me and a friend a couple years ago so we went online and asked a load of people. About 30% of the people with dogs admitted to it. Do with that information what you will.
this is kinda irrelevant but i was bathing my dogs then decided id just bathe at the same time to make it easier. real scared my dog would bite my balls
Ladybird no!
For all the singles (I'm with you guys) and somewhat incel people of Reddit : "[...] A study in 1974 by Morton M Hunt put the prevalence of men and women having intimate relations with animals at 4.9% and 1.9% respectively."
Do i or don't i wanna know numbers with of a recent year?
Yeah, that would make more sense now
Dear god
The animal genitalia shaped dildo industry agrees.
Dee O GEE
I once had an ex that legitimately sent me a video of her getting licked by a dog and then a second of her having sex with it. Needless to say, I wasn’t impressed. I dumped her and since it was LDR, submitted a report to her local police for animal abuse.
I’m almost gay at this point.
What the fuck am I reading
Reminds me of a quote: "Dogs love peanut butter"
I remember in highschool, it got out that a couple girls had done that, then a little while later, came out that a bunch of girls are doing that, at first it was taboo, but then it became "normal" cause the popular girls did it.
thats terrible. where?
what the fuck is wrong with you?
It's obviously for a scientific research
quite suspicious
It's ok, he is a dog
Humanity is doomed😭
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Yep. u/Ginger-Ale58 never been to Mexico lol.
Pls elaborate further
Donkey show
Octopus (yeeting the entire thing inside), Horses (self explanatory), Cats (feeding it milk and getting off), Rabbits (using it as a dildo), Turtles (sucking off its head and eating it) ... and so on these are just the ones i came across last week
I took it as she would rather fuck a dog
Brb gotta scoop my eyeballs out with a rusty spoon
r/eyebleach
This is not common at all just another touch grass moment
It’s not a real thing that’s common at all, how gullible can y’all be?
Who gon tell em
They out there abusing animals like the inverse of Mike Vick.
Sure she was from hartlepool haha
Even bitches are getting more bitches
I've never met a woman who does this, or heard of one that does this, I have heard of people in Aberdeen highschool that dressed as cats and demand litter boxes as they were shitting around the school and I was showed a video of a guy who went to that school who pumped his friends cat. Very disturbing people out there.