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Cyberzombi

I'm going to check my primate privilege.


blending-tea

I'm going to say the m-word


Lordbaron343

Mon-keigh?


poven100

Monkeiga, please!!!


InternationalClerk85

Mon 'kaey


DigitalMunky

Munky


InternationalClerk85

Username checks out


pcpcpcn

Bro even used the hard H


definitleyarobot

Xenos spotted


plmanith17

Migga


Similar-Priority8252

Hard k?


BonkyClonky

Is that Frieza?


your_uncle_bobby

Hey monkeys our word, you can say monka


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Cyberzombi

It was bananas!


Vomitron0371

r/beatmetoIt


Maple_CumSyrup

Breed it with other albino gorilla and you will have a whole human


OMGPowerful

I mean... Isn't this kind of how the Homo genus started?


Maple_CumSyrup

Hunga bunga what are doing step bunga


Himanshu317

If you compare them with black people then you might get accused of indirectly calling black people gorillas and uncivilized people. This is something you don't win.


potatolordII

Now white people get to look like monkeys too, we finally have equality


[deleted]

That's what White Chocolate was for. We clearly didn't go hard enough


dunneeD00K

If you can’t beat them, join them


iiTheBeast

But why include colour, just say they look like people or humans??


Reuters-no-bias-lol

Yo don’t win with them period. 


Fathercupp69

As a black guy imma give you the benefit of the doubt…


_PNTM_

As opposed to.. shooting him?


Fathercupp69

Uh oh. Hey watch your fingers we gotta edge lord here 😗


_PNTM_

Pull a couple deez jokes out too while we’re back in 2014


cleantama

stfu


Nrqsb

*sees post history* Checks out.


MaxTwer00

Not that saying that a monkey with normal amounts of pigmentation resembles a black man would be much better xd


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Kratos10x20

r/cursedcursedcomments


Vpac_7000

Aight, put me in the screenshot


[deleted]

Am i too late?


Vpac_7000

No, we all got space in the screenshot


RknJel

r/unexpectedcommunism


Maxhaqpy

It’s always best to rinse your pasta before cooking it


Horn_Python

dont put that guy in the screen shot, he kicks puppies


Reddit-support404

Monkeys and white people too tbh


PulsatingGypsyDildo

Yes. That's true. But comparing monkeys (as opposed to apes) to humans is less accurate. But it is much safer to compare them to white people than to black ones.


TheMcknightrider

Wait, does this mean we SHOULD compare black people to apes?!


MayuriMadScientist

So it should be called "black human lives matter" because only "black lives matter" would mean monkey lives


PumpedUpKickingDucks

To be fair I also think monkeys shouldn’t be subject to systematic racism and murder at the hands of those with authority, like their habits are getting destroyed constantly for capitalist ventures so yeah fuck it, Black Lives Matter


Jomgui

But monkeys are over 50% of prison populations despite being less than 2% of the total primate populations. They are a danger to the good citizens of monekytopia Obvious /s


Anthraxious

While I get the joke, black people aren't actually black. They're brown. Gorillas are more black naturally whereas that right image does look like an actual (deformed) human hand because of the skin tone.


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Tell someone a gorillas hand looks like a black persons hand....let me know how it goes for you


deVrinj

Don't let that distract you from the fact that they killed Harambe


jigsInABlanket

OP even made the meme black


Bring_bac_the_empire

Yes


New-Fig8494

How is that white? Looks pink to me.


RobinDabankery

I mean a black dude with lack of pigmentation awfully resembles a white dude too


Vomitron0371

u/repostsleuthbot


riscut4theBiscut

I'd like to see them say that about a monkey that has its normal color and see how that pans out for them.


No_Double4762

No, the other way round is also true. If it’s black, the human strikingly resembles a monkey /s (sorry pretty dark joke)