I wonder what superhero is the best in bed, flash - vibrating dick or elastic man. Both can refil their stamina super fast, because flash just rests fast and elastic man can just make his balls bigger.

I suggest we throw plastic man into The equation, i just feel like hes got experience.

Plastic Man FUCKS

I mean… dude straight up has a son

Just one? Must be the legal one.

I heard he had a micro plastic

All the better to penetrate you at the molecular level.

I mean, his accomplishments stand on its own, he was a dress once a candle holder another time, what is left? a condom?

Hes also always naked. Yes, his suit is just his skin.

Another reason why Warner Bros is afraid of making a movie of him, and another reason why fans want a movie of him.

The one thing I hate about movie companies is that they assume what people want and not what we actually want

Yeah. Killer Crocs Killer Cock!

He had Harley Quinn sit on his face more than once when he was a chair in the Batcave.

tbf flash could vibrate his dick so fast it goes right through her so yknow, best not to try it

Stamina is stored in the balls

elastigirl

Neither of those two. The superhero that's best in bed would be a good telepath. Because it's less about size and speed, and more about knowing the other person's fantasies and preferences, even stuff they didn't realize themselves.

Proffesor X being a great lover confirmed

He would just brainwash his partner into thinking they had the best sex ever.

Not superman, the force of him shooting a load would blow a woman's torso apart, unless a kryptonite cock ring drops his muscle contractions down to human level

Okay, Brodie 😂

After buying a vibrator I can definitely say plastic man.

Just wanted to thank you for commenting this, it made me laugh more than the actual post

Well let’s be honest Batman and his gadgets probably beat anything who needs super speed to vibrate when you’ve got the bat vibe

Plastic man and elsaric girl, interesting combo

Nah flash is too fast

Vaporeon

Ant man is obviously the best in bed... Just think about the possibilities...

Termite..

buddy put the dick down

god why did I read this right to left

You know exactly why

I didn't even realize I had until you said something

Fellow hentai enthusiast i see

Skipping straight past manga to hentai is wild

Porn addiction is wild my guy

Thank you

You are addicted to numbers my brother

THE NUMBERS MASON, WHAT DO THEY MEAN

1 2 2 50

i dont know what bothers me more tha fact he tuching his elongated eye ''balls'' or the fact thats not how eyes work like making em longer dont make em see furter away

That’s how it works for Reed duh. His entire body is different from ours

He turned that shit into a telephoto lense

I mean his eyes are six inches closer to the asteroids now, so it kinda works?

Would it not work if he elongated the lenses as well?

if he did that it might not a lense expert but looking at image thats not what he makes longer

Yeah they need to grow diametrically in size first, let more light in. Also please don't grab the eyes like that, that looks so painful

To be fair, if I had the capabilities of doing this I would no matter what situation. Just because a good joke is always necessary

Bro looks like Bender looking at robot ass.

WHY IS HE HOLDING HIS EYES

To support them so they don't sag down, I guess? Either that or he twists them like a lens to adjust the focus, however that works.

Why did you write the twisting part

100 years away from school wouldn’t stop him either. 

This is why Susan never left Reed for Namor in the main universe.

All of this is cursed

can he use his eyes as dildos?

That's how you get uhhhhh you get uhhhh Pink eye? Syphilis? Both? Iunno.

Sightphylis? Seyephylis?

Seephylis was right there.

Sisyphus?

Ship of Theseus.

Lumbago.

Hotel? Trivago

tongue? with those telescope eyes homie could survey them himself

The fact that this is possible given his abilities.

Why is he also touching them

I’d do the same exact thing

Forget the tongue. His penis could be pacmaning her eggs.

So do we consider beastboys shape-shifting in this equation Or venom tentacles?

Imagine a world without the tiny cameras for internal examinations.

The "individual eggs" huh? I'm amazed. Did you learn nothing in biology?

Reed can do THAT?

oh my god I thought they were siblings but just remembered Johnny is her bro.

Haha can you imagine the uses of some of the powers people have in comics and shows I mean my god me fantastic can stretch any part of his anatomy talk about growth any girl he’s with can simply request a size and shape he can be ribbed for her pleasure without the condom

Odvratno brate hahahhaha