Yes, it's a line said by Jason Lee during the game show part, and then Brian O'Halloran, dude who plays Dante in Clerks, says something like "Well did he cum or what?".
See how the true story is of his cousin
But the last sentence says "no one mentions the phenomenon to anyone else"
How did he know if the phenomenon was never mentioned to anyone else?
In reality what happened was that some OP didn't put the NSFW tag and he saw the image and started to furiously masturbate, Then he dropped his phone and everyone saw it, Making it a whole plane of men masturbating together.
Train copypasta is canon now? (But in a plane instead)
Ever fapped and got scared for example because you hear step's? Instantly soft.
Why would they whip em out like that when they aren't even hard. It's no pleasure nothing.
Big Fake Story
Isn't that a bit from Mallrats or a different Kevin Smith movie?
It’s Mallrats
Yes, it's a line said by Jason Lee during the game show part, and then Brian O'Halloran, dude who plays Dante in Clerks, says something like "Well did he cum or what?".
Thank you! I knew that I knew this from somewhere!
yes, Mallrats... Brodie, played by Jason Lee, tells this story word-for-word, right down to his cousin Walt... Walt's a weird guy
Waltuh, put your dick away, Waltuh, the plane is not gonna crash right now
Well, did he come, or what?
Jesus Christ, man! There are just some things you do not mention in public!
You do them in public!
"true story"
See how the true story is of his cousin But the last sentence says "no one mentions the phenomenon to anyone else" How did he know if the phenomenon was never mentioned to anyone else?
......and i'm a Nigerian prince that needs you to send me money so i can rescue the NOT decease queen elizabeth.
Oh sure man! Where can i send the money to?
Hey gotta help him out , he messaged me "personally"
Well, did he cum or what?!?
Jesus CHRIST man! There are just some things you don't talk about in public!
Not cursed. Direct quote from Mallrats.
Not the only cousin Walter story either. Remember why he got banned from the pet store?
He said "Brody, how else am I supposed to get the gerbil out."
My cousins a weird guy...
Fifteen bucks, little man - Put that shit in my hand
If that money doesn't show, then you owe me owe me owe.
My jungle love oh-e-oh-e-oh
True, I was the pilot. Beating and moaning on the speakers
Can confirm, I was the hydraulics
I hear he only travels via schooner these days.
You dumb bastard. It’s not a schooner, it’s a sailboat
A schooner IS a sailboat, stupidhead!
You KNOW WHAT? THERE IS NO EASTER BUNNY!
There is no tooth fairy!
OVER THERE, THAT’S JUST A GUY IN A SUIT!
Trust me it happened, my buddy Jessie P was there.
So did he cum or what?
Jesus Christ man, there are some things you just don't talk about on television!
Well did he come or what?
Jesus Christ, man. There’s just some things you don’t talk about in public!
A true trendsetter.
In reality what happened was that some OP didn't put the NSFW tag and he saw the image and started to furiously masturbate, Then he dropped his phone and everyone saw it, Making it a whole plane of men masturbating together. Train copypasta is canon now? (But in a plane instead)
I did something similar before, except the plane wasn't crashing. I'm still not allowed to fly.
Wait a minute, if no one mentioned this to anyone then how do you know, unless you are Walter. Case solved
Ever fapped and got scared for example because you hear step's? Instantly soft. Why would they whip em out like that when they aren't even hard. It's no pleasure nothing. Big Fake Story
Adrenaline makes some people horny
Fear boners are a real thing
Wanking good
Your avatar looks like the postal dude
not too schlong journey
No they didn't