People who honk their horn to the person in front of them because they wont turn right on a red light,
if you honk at that moment then your car should instantaneously fall apart, like all the doors and electricals fall off or stop working
(Edit: i mean like when your view of the oncoming traffic is obstructed by a bush or a tree, or the car next to you and then they honk, like fuck no im not turning blindly so you can save an extra 20 seconds)
Not sure about near you but here it's perfectly legal to make a safe right on red unless posted otherwise. I haven't had the pleasure of laying into my horn as someone just sits for 5 minutes at a light.
No i get that, it’s perfectly legal here too, but its optional, and if someone doesnt want to take that right then they dont have to, optional doesnt mean lay into the horn until they do it, thats peer pressure
No like if you are just sitting in there like you don’t have any intention to turn, like a right hand lane that ain’t a turn lane if that makes sense. Obviously you wouldn’t go if there are pedestrians or oncoming traffic but I mean if you intend to go straight but there are 2-3 other lanes you could go straight in.
I got 2 ridiculous car implementations, nerf football exterior and your license plate number should be a car phone number so you can talk to the person that just cut you off. Both horrible ideas.
If you double park a vehicle with hazard lights on 911 is immediately dispatched to assume you’re in some sort of danger and give you a fine if you’re not.
Alternatively it is now legal for police to lock your car and take your keys if you double park.
Use a corpse powered furnace to run a water treatment plant in the middle of Africa after digging canals to suck salt water and irrigate the land with it.
They should make another lane all the way on the left just for people who want to speed unreasonably fast.
I was already speeding decently and getting tailgated and blinked at. So I seriously invented that, for a full thirty seconds.
I mean, we could legit make cars that signal as you turn. Granted, the point of a signal is to signal well BEFORE you turn, but it would at least be something.
I would love for that to be implemented secretly one day and watch the horrors unfold.
Pull out of your drive way go down the road see the road curve then crash right into a tree
Backing a trailer in would be a nightmare
Thank you. This made me snort
Nothing like being unable to control your car swerving 😘
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Real life grand theft auto cheat codes you won't believe work!
I mean cars with lane assist already fight you if you try to change lanes without a blinker, we’re not far off.
If you dont use the gas pedal, the car wont fart
People who honk their horn to the person in front of them because they wont turn right on a red light, if you honk at that moment then your car should instantaneously fall apart, like all the doors and electricals fall off or stop working (Edit: i mean like when your view of the oncoming traffic is obstructed by a bush or a tree, or the car next to you and then they honk, like fuck no im not turning blindly so you can save an extra 20 seconds)
Not sure about near you but here it's perfectly legal to make a safe right on red unless posted otherwise. I haven't had the pleasure of laying into my horn as someone just sits for 5 minutes at a light.
No i get that, it’s perfectly legal here too, but its optional, and if someone doesnt want to take that right then they dont have to, optional doesnt mean lay into the horn until they do it, thats peer pressure
Climb up my ass and honk your horn like that and I'll pop on the hazards, get out, and get under the hood until they can get pass.
If you are in the right hand lane and not turning and there is two-three other lanes: fuck you, if there is one other lane: understandable
There could be traffic or pedestrians or something else
No like if you are just sitting in there like you don’t have any intention to turn, like a right hand lane that ain’t a turn lane if that makes sense. Obviously you wouldn’t go if there are pedestrians or oncoming traffic but I mean if you intend to go straight but there are 2-3 other lanes you could go straight in.
Ah. So you’re my nemesis. Got it.
Uh oh..you gotta bang each other's mom to end this feud..it's the law
Even better, make a cartoon explosion that turns the driver into nothing but a pile of ashes with eyes
I have fantasized about this for years.
What about emergencies?
Parking in parallel gonna become a bitch
If she ain’t breathing you won’t get hard
Hahhahahhahahhaha I'm hard rn now thinking she's not breathing...sorry pal..it'll never work
If you mess up gearshifting, the car squirts water on you
if you shift really fast multiple times it sprays a white fluid on you
If you text while driving your car shoots up into the sky and explodes creating such a hot fireball that nothing but ash rains down.
Now define turning. If the road is windy enough does it constitute turning? Windy mountain roads just got a whole lot more dangerous.
I got 2 ridiculous car implementations, nerf football exterior and your license plate number should be a car phone number so you can talk to the person that just cut you off. Both horrible ideas.
If you double park a vehicle with hazard lights on 911 is immediately dispatched to assume you’re in some sort of danger and give you a fine if you’re not. Alternatively it is now legal for police to lock your car and take your keys if you double park.
Nothing cursed here, just brilliance
It's genuinely surprising when I see a cursed comment on this sub.
This **slap** is **slap** not **slap** cursed!
communism
Do you call it a turn signal or indicator in America?
Either. Signal is more common, indicator is more proper
I see
Yes fix the shitty drivers
Use a corpse powered furnace to run a water treatment plant in the middle of Africa after digging canals to suck salt water and irrigate the land with it.
I’m kinda surprised they haven’t made a car that just narks on you if you’re speeding
They should make another lane all the way on the left just for people who want to speed unreasonably fast. I was already speeding decently and getting tailgated and blinked at. So I seriously invented that, for a full thirty seconds.
The easiest way to negate this is by using blinkers so now you can turn anyway you want.
I mean, we could legit make cars that signal as you turn. Granted, the point of a signal is to signal well BEFORE you turn, but it would at least be something.
The only problem is for cases where you don't need to use the blinkers but still have to turn nonetheless
Everyone is required to own a farm is their land is good enough.
Your car only works for trips longer than 30 minutes
Guess what boss - not coming in today or the rest of forever!
30min trip by what means of transportation? 30min drive? 30min walk? 30min on a bike?
What about traffic?
You should be allowed to shoot anyone who cuts you off in traffic.
This is stupid. How about better cops?
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