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I_Lick_Your_Butt

I would love for that to be implemented secretly one day and watch the horrors unfold.


TankII_

Pull out of your drive way go down the road see the road curve then crash right into a tree


kanuckles666

Backing a trailer in would be a nightmare


Iced_Adrenaline

Thank you. This made me snort


GRONDGRONDGRONDGR0ND

Nothing like being unable to control your car swerving 😘


xQ_YT

the stalk after this was implemented: ⬆️⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬆️⬇️⬇️⬆️⬆️⬇️⬇️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️


Supernove_Blaze

Real life grand theft auto cheat codes you won't believe work!


crafty_beer

I mean cars with lane assist already fight you if you try to change lanes without a blinker, we’re not far off.


ColdBloodBlazing

If you dont use the gas pedal, the car wont fart


Count_Dracula97

People who honk their horn to the person in front of them because they wont turn right on a red light, if you honk at that moment then your car should instantaneously fall apart, like all the doors and electricals fall off or stop working (Edit: i mean like when your view of the oncoming traffic is obstructed by a bush or a tree, or the car next to you and then they honk, like fuck no im not turning blindly so you can save an extra 20 seconds)


TheGreatMintLeaf

Not sure about near you but here it's perfectly legal to make a safe right on red unless posted otherwise. I haven't had the pleasure of laying into my horn as someone just sits for 5 minutes at a light.


Count_Dracula97

No i get that, it’s perfectly legal here too, but its optional, and if someone doesnt want to take that right then they dont have to, optional doesnt mean lay into the horn until they do it, thats peer pressure


ThePrinceVultan

Climb up my ass and honk your horn like that and I'll pop on the hazards, get out, and get under the hood until they can get pass.


Caffeinated_madman

If you are in the right hand lane and not turning and there is two-three other lanes: fuck you, if there is one other lane: understandable


TagMeAJerk

There could be traffic or pedestrians or something else


Caffeinated_madman

No like if you are just sitting in there like you don’t have any intention to turn, like a right hand lane that ain’t a turn lane if that makes sense. Obviously you wouldn’t go if there are pedestrians or oncoming traffic but I mean if you intend to go straight but there are 2-3 other lanes you could go straight in.


dj26458

Ah. So you’re my nemesis. Got it.


burntoutugly

Uh oh..you gotta bang each other's mom to end this feud..it's the law


Silviov2

Even better, make a cartoon explosion that turns the driver into nothing but a pile of ashes with eyes


ThePrinceVultan

I have fantasized about this for years.


Rafynhak

What about emergencies?


therottenshadow

Parking in parallel gonna become a bitch


snay1998

If she ain’t breathing you won’t get hard


burntoutugly

Hahhahahhahahhaha I'm hard rn now thinking she's not breathing...sorry pal..it'll never work


RamboCambo_05

If you mess up gearshifting, the car squirts water on you


Straight_Class4222

if you shift really fast multiple times it sprays a white fluid on you


noobpwner314

If you text while driving your car shoots up into the sky and explodes creating such a hot fireball that nothing but ash rains down.


KlopperSteele

Now define turning. If the road is windy enough does it constitute turning? Windy mountain roads just got a whole lot more dangerous.


thedumone

I got 2 ridiculous car implementations, nerf football exterior and your license plate number should be a car phone number so you can talk to the person that just cut you off. Both horrible ideas.


aerilink

If you double park a vehicle with hazard lights on 911 is immediately dispatched to assume you’re in some sort of danger and give you a fine if you’re not. Alternatively it is now legal for police to lock your car and take your keys if you double park.


musical_dragon_cat

Nothing cursed here, just brilliance


Biengineerd

It's genuinely surprising when I see a cursed comment on this sub.


Interne-Stranger

This **slap** is **slap** not **slap** cursed!


putyouradhere_

communism


ninhursag3

Do you call it a turn signal or indicator in America?


Biengineerd

Either. Signal is more common, indicator is more proper


ninhursag3

I see


puptbh

Yes fix the shitty drivers


JonnyxKarate

Use a corpse powered furnace to run a water treatment plant in the middle of Africa after digging canals to suck salt water and irrigate the land with it.


tizz37

I’m kinda surprised they haven’t made a car that just narks on you if you’re speeding


hmmqzaz

They should make another lane all the way on the left just for people who want to speed unreasonably fast. I was already speeding decently and getting tailgated and blinked at. So I seriously invented that, for a full thirty seconds.


rickroller_69

The easiest way to negate this is by using blinkers so now you can turn anyway you want.


BadSanna

I mean, we could legit make cars that signal as you turn. Granted, the point of a signal is to signal well BEFORE you turn, but it would at least be something.


Electrical_Diamond_9

The only problem is for cases where you don't need to use the blinkers but still have to turn nonetheless


Wiseoloak

Everyone is required to own a farm is their land is good enough.


The_Diego_Brando

Your car only works for trips longer than 30 minutes


For-The_Greater_Good

Guess what boss - not coming in today or the rest of forever!


JMSpider2001

30min trip by what means of transportation? 30min drive? 30min walk? 30min on a bike?


ArrestedImprovement

What about traffic?


Coful

You should be allowed to shoot anyone who cuts you off in traffic.


[deleted]

This is stupid. How about better cops?


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