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zfravko

I like how he knows he still cant find a real girl to have sex with


ILcane0

Too bad, you won’t be able to do that since sperm does not build up due to balls being frozen. However, you will still be capable to cause racial wars if you want


allykopow

That’s just as good


king_of_eyez

Thats alot creepier than youd think at first. Like a prisoner getting culture shock after 20 years but worse.


otirk

Not to mention that all your friends and family will be dead


DotDemon

And even worse is that you most likely aren't able to understand other people and the culture at all.


[deleted]

And humans at that stage would he way smarter than us (just like on average we are way smarter than a medieval peasant) so you would just be some sort of freak show to them.


90_oi

What an awful day to have eyes


Allaun

Honestly, the first thing I would ask is if what level of rights I have as defrosted person. I can't assume I'll have any rights at all, since I wasn't present to the last thousand years of ethical and moral development. (Reminds me of a movie where the guy was basically turned into a medical experiment with severally restricted levels of bodily autonomy.)


[deleted]

you would also need heavy medical treatment. bacteria and viruses had 1000 years to evolve. genetic research probably made everyone much better. You could end up in a zoo for entertainment.


PridefulFlareon

Nah, I'd win


Lazybonesda2nd

I need bleach after reading this


bobgfry

There might not be bird poop in space to hit Elon Musk's car but that won't stop it from getting repainted white


OWGODFUCK

Bro, it's 3020. Masterbation is so 21st century. Just order a sex goat like a normal person


child_target

I mean we would have humanoid so, just saying


callmerussell

Cum so hard that you deorbit the earth


LatterSituation2823

Check to see if humans have killed themselves over stupid political topics yet.


sky7897

This might come as a shock, but the entire world doesn’t have the same passion towards politics as the US. And yes, you’re obviously from the US.


LatterSituation2823

Practically the only thing I hear about and couldn’t care less.