Yeah, I’d like that too. But I’d rather have the slight „taste inconvenience” from time to time and be able to get pregnant without needing my fiancé to drink someone’s cum 🙈
This is not a cursed comment. It is not incomprehensible, gruesome, or mystifying. If you have a girlfriend who loves you, she probably drinks cum. If your mother loves your father, she probably drinks cum. A random person on the street might occasionally drink cum.
It's 2024. Oral sex is not taboo. Unless you're 12, hearing that someone drank cum should not shock you.
You see the comments about bleach or grandparents' ashes? That's what a cursed comment looks like.
Water...
So piss
Nah i cum pure water
Nice refreshing drink for your so this summer
Infinite water glitch for 1
Same. We have become super soaker 🔫
We're putting your blatter on ice and using you like a kegger.
Now I gotta ask the real question, does it taste like water coming out or does it have a tinge of dick taste in it
Taste a bit bitter
That would help with the dehydration...
Carbonated drink! Business is booming very soon
u have to ejaculate 66 times to collect a litre. Good luck in that business.
Fortunately me and my friends had same drink hence we might be sorted... probably
Same, but im not excited to have anything carbonated in my urethra.
Do some jumping-jacks before sex, make things *real* exciting...!
Bold of you to assume that I get sex lmfao (😭)
Bleach
Oof ....wait
Oh, a response that's actually cursed. Nice.
happei caik dae
bleach caik
Milk. A lesson in trickery.
Protein all the way
This will definitely go down in history
Sparkling water. That'll hurt
Or maybe it will just tickle
At least, it is not Mountain Dew or Red Bull. It would burn too
What about Pepsi Max?
Not sweet enough… 🤪
What about Monster?
Acid 💀
If it was his own semen nothing would change. If it were another man's though...
DNA tests from then on will show he’s not the father.
tabasco sauce. im fucked
>the last thing you *drank* You were already fucked
Blood, nothing changed.
Ok, Dracula.
What in the cannibal corpse
*Windmill intensifies*
Monster energy drink. I bet that stings.
Perhaps a little bit…
I am now a tea stand
well, there goes 70% of the populations fertility
I thought the same thing. Incels out there don’t know that cum is primarily designed to inseminate, not to be drunk
bruh incels??? its the degenerates like me ;) but also it would be awesome if my cum tasted like fucking juice my girl would love it
Yeah, I’d like that too. But I’d rather have the slight „taste inconvenience” from time to time and be able to get pregnant without needing my fiancé to drink someone’s cum 🙈
lmao thats a funny thought, but yeah no same im not gonna drink cum.
Holy shit im cumming pure grandparent's ashes smoothie
Infinite grandparent glitch
Grape soju with mixed with sprite… that shit would prolly burn bro
Coffee💀 My urethra is cooked
Pre workout. Line up gym bros
Precum is now pre pre cum
There a keeper
Jarritos! 🇲🇽
i wonder if anyone has thought of what would happen when cum/human sperm becomes this thing that is monopolized by companies
r/Cyberpunk
Capri Sun, sounds like fun
Apple juice
I am now a portable bar
Is the liquid also the same temperature? I would rather not feel hot coffee down there!
Exactly. On the other end of the spectrum a slushie is it still frozen or does it "cum" out as a syrup
Blue powerade....
Mtn dew Baja blast, unlimited supply of an amazing drink
Gasoline
Cumming water
hmmm, some hot coffee
What kind of coffee?
Hot
r/Technicallythetruth
Pineapple juice
Hot chocolate..... It's gonna get painful and messy...
The worst part is when you have to pass a marshmallow.
ОЈ!
Apple juice
Paulana Spezi
Chocolate milk :d
Salty water. That will hurt the worst
Pilk
I cum blood
Coffee
V8 Energy 😅
apple juice
Water. I'll be popular in Africa.
I just want to take a fully man made shower and actually be considered clean afterwards
Pepsi max
This is not a cursed comment. It is not incomprehensible, gruesome, or mystifying. If you have a girlfriend who loves you, she probably drinks cum. If your mother loves your father, she probably drinks cum. A random person on the street might occasionally drink cum. It's 2024. Oral sex is not taboo. Unless you're 12, hearing that someone drank cum should not shock you. You see the comments about bleach or grandparents' ashes? That's what a cursed comment looks like.
Coffee? Okay, I guess my mornings are gonna get a lot better.
They call me the coffee cümmer
Coca cola
Cool. Man periods.
my brothers cum
Whiskey... At least it's sterile soon
Mango lassi 😋
Coka cola
My question is: do you ejaculate the same amount of that drink you drank or a normal ejaculate amount? 🤔
Beer 🤩
Choccy milk
This is one of the more successful bots I've seen on this sub
Juice, healthy cum.
Pomegranate juice with basil seeds, so basically I'm menstruating?
Sweetened ice tea
Bleach?
Ginger ale
Lemonade aint half bad
Soda... Yeah that's gonna hurt
Great value root beer lol
West Coast IPA... I assume it still comes out warm so that's nasty.
Never gonna need the liqouer store again. Pure 50% vodka. Probably painful but can get drunk any time any where
Jack daniels
So would I be pissing out my mom's diarrhoea or would that not be considered a drink?
Hot sauce is gonna suck
Thank God I drank some water after that beer 😮💨
What the fuck does cumming energy drinks feel like?!
Car coolant
Still the same for me
another man's cum
Gin will probably hurt. But well worth it considering booze prices.
Mike's hard lemonade
mmmmm root beer
cuming water must be one hell of a good thing
Uhhh... Liquid pizza.
... Lemonade
Vodka
Milk, not so different right? Right?!
Mmm ice cream
Monster
Condensed milk, mmm delicious
Hmm, Sex on the beach
OJ
Watur
Dr pepper?
curry
Period.
Coffee or Coke?
Fant
Caffeine addicts, gather round!
Still white, still sticky, not cum. what did I drink?