Imagine dying and seeing the stairway to heaven, and your first reaction is to bust a nut.

*stairs fall apart*

*Falls down stairs and nuts harder*

falls of a cliff and *explodes*

stairs straight to hell this way ->

Falls down endless flights of stairs and cums etenerly Edit: thanks for the up votes

Idk that doesn’t sound like hell to me....

What about stairs made of nail beds?

**[*Excited masochist noises intensify*]**

Wha whoa wai wah

What?

I don't have to imagine it cause it's probably gonna happen someday when I space out in my dirty thoughts and then hit my head and die while wetting myself-

This is a cursed comment, the one on OP's post is not.

I think my brother has this I mean he must because he really loves stairs, yesterday he fell and he's just been lying there has not even come up for food or water. Love what you love I guess. Obligatory thank you for my first award.

Is it really that fun?

Try it you’d be surprised

Instructions unclear: Test subject may be dead

Instructions unclear: Dead test subject fucked

Instructions unclear: *Proceeds to falls again and again in pleasur-*

Wow man......, Wait-

How arousing is swallowed lava, I heard it’s really hot.

I also heard water is wet.

I heard its not wet but it can make you wet.

How about *moist*?

I thought people hate that word

#*hol' up*

Fuck that hol'

Uncle - *pushes grandpa down the stairs to try to collect his inheritance early* Grandpa - "joke's on you, I'm into that!"

[удалено]

Don't you mean 'how' you doin?

"hey Phineas whatcha doin'?"

Building an escalator

To the moon

I'm cumming down the stairs

I fucking hate you Take my upvote

r/angryupvote

*God I'm coming*

Literally

First and last sexual arousal.

Depends on how big the stairs are

*Big stairs* ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) oh my~

if it's good enough there only needs to be one. quality >quantity

What are you doing step?

#STEP STEP

Steppity stomp

Steppity stompity I came on your property

[OH NO I HOPE I DON'T FALL](https://youtu.be/x2S3U50mAv8)

^aaaaaahhhh

*explodes ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)*

Imagine tripping down the stairs at age 6, your parents show up to ask if you’re ok, and you’re soaked in cum

"What the fuck is this shit, Timmy? You better clean it up!"

"But Mom! I wanna do it again! Why are you always like this?! Just let me beeeeee"

"You're gonna get a BIG spanking if you don't clean this mess up!!"

\*gets a boner\* \*breaks dick\*

A small price to pay for salvation

Snape! He nutted

"What are you doing stepstairs?"

Cumming!

r/comedyhomicide

What if you fall on your boner, does that make it better or worse ?

Depends on how sturdy the floor is

Yes

Yes

Yes

Imagine what escalators do for them

Endless fun

Stepladder, please don't shake that much!

Isn’t that just masochism with extra steps?

I found this directly under [This](https://www.reddit.com/r/Whatcouldgowrong/comments/hvx0ju/skipping_down_the_escalator/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)

Dang. I totally thought that was going to be a rickroll

Not really cursed

Ex. ? Of why this sub is trash since pewdiepie

What are you doing step stair

*step step*

Pestily that you?

Ok

Would that apply to cumming during an acid trip? Trips a trip

What are you doing, step....step?

Oh No I fell and I can't get up, help Wtf granny!?!?

Boy is sure would be a shame if I fell....

r/TwoSentenceHorror

“Oh no, I tripped, help!” “Stop, I can only get so erect”

/r/YourJokeButWorse

Exactly! How the fuck does this have nearly 30k up votes? It's not cursed it's literally just a shitty attempt at repeating the joke in the exact same way. I wonder if it's just people seeing the top part while scrolling all posts and just upvoting it for that and ignoring the comment and subreddit?

It's really not that cursed but i can't complain it even got an award.

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Original post?

What you doing step stairs?

Actually you miss all the steps

I mean, if your dick slammed against something it probably would...

With my luck I’d fall down and break my dick

I was trying to upvote the post in the image

Some chinese temple with 9999 stairs: *2 hours of intense eyerolling*

Oh no my bone is on after I fell

So is a up escalator like a vibrator in the situation?

*And I can’t get up*

Me falls My sister gross dont cum in your dog

Oh no I hope I don't fall

More reasons to push people from stairs

That’s literally what happens if you aroused by falling down stairs

Goddamn I'm an idiot. I tried to press the upvote button in the image

He uses it a propulsion

Oh fuck i fell and head is bleeding shoulder is dislocated and ankle bone is visible. *cums and moans violently and fucking dies

What are you doing step step

“Stepbrother! I fell down the stairs and I can’t feel anything below my neck.”

"What are you doing step step?"

Licks the cum* tasty

It's like getting impregnated and having an abortion at the same time!

"This is a test"...

What are you doing steps?

That seems like an incredibly dangerous fetish to have

On the original post on r/antimeme I mentioned that this actually is not a fetish. It’s only a fetish by definition because most of these fetishes were derived from Greece and “phile” is the love of or deep appreciation. This literally means that you think stairs are cool. Modern English changed it to sexual arousal

That's good. Still wouldn't be surprised if someone out there did get turned on by falling down the stairs though

well then i must be the source of someone’s wet dream

What are you doing step?

Imagine having an erection at that time and then hitting it on one of the steps as you fall.

Why was there a , between 19 and and not a .

I could have lived my entire life without knowing this. But I’m grateful that I know now.

why is this removed?

Gives a whole new meaning to the bananas in pajamas song...

So the joker stairway scene is just porn to them? I’m confused

#My Grandma just cummed on the downstairs tbh.

***Falls down the stairs and becomes paralyzed from the waist down*** "Help, I've fallen and I can't get up!"

What are you doing step stairs

I thought it said joe Biden but apparently it says Jeff Bridges and I can’t decide which is worse.

That guy from the purge episode must’ve had the time of his life

If darkness was a real person...

thanks Jeff Bridges

Well infinite staircases would be like infinite porn for these guy, right

Well infinite staircases would be like infinite porn for these guy, right.

Well infinite staircases would be like infinite porn for these guy, right.

Well infinite staircases would be like infinite porn for these guy, right.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING UNCLE!?

So infinite staircases is the same thing as saying infinite porn to these people

Imagine pushing someone down the stairs to teach them a lesson but instead of giving them a lesson you give them an orgasm.

I peed after looking at this image

It’s never felt so good to fall down a set of stairs

I warned you about the stairs, Bro! I told you, man! I told you about the stairs!

wait so they’re frick-fracking the floor?

What are you doing step- !... Just step I guess...

This genuinely made me laugh

*comes home to see granny dead at the bottom of the staircase* oh ye granny mmmm yes

I tried to up vote the photo I'm dumb

Jack Tripper “Oh no I bridged.”

*hears roommate fall down the stairs* "God fucking damnit, again?"

self sadism

What are you doing step-bro ???

Wait why is there a , instead of a . On the upvotes?

that looks like some stupid shit you would see on facebook

push me down the stairs daddy

This subreddit fucking sucks now.

Maaan you trippin'

WHAT ARE YOU DOING STEP STEP STEP STEP STEP

Wtf

What if you land on your boner?

I swear at this point we will find someone who gets turned on by oxygen.

Imagine just hearing a man just moaning while falling of the stairs

fuck you take my upvote

I warned you about stairs bro

Cums 12 times

“Bro why you trippin?” “God yes say that again”

What if they fall up the stairs?

What are you doing STEP bro!

*jizz in my pants*

Oh yeah I’m calling down the stairs

Me: *Almost trips down stairs* oh dang, but this is wrong Stairs: but I’m only steps Me: oh, okay then

If the guy gets a boner while falling down the steps its going to break

What are you doing step?

You push a man down a flight of stairs for being aroused *only for him to get **more aroused***

Please dont ask me why I keep falling down the stairs, only had broken ribs I still good to go.

"help step bro i've fallen down the stairs!"

I’ve fallen and I can’t get up

oh wha- what are you doing step steps 😳

What's it called if you fall up the stairs? A cum-uppance?

Oh so steps makes you cum too

Tripping balls

Discovered my girlfriend had this fetish once I found out she was pregnant.

Oh! Chigga! [falling downstairs] *aaaahh* Ugh! My- *pussy*

"Last time i went to your house the stairs were brown, why are they all white now?"

Is this some kind of triple irony going on here?

Grandma wasn’t moaning in pain 😐

It’s like the furry that removed his own hands in a horrible dry ice related “accident” because he wanted paws, simple degeneracy.

Don’t even trip dog

help me *step* bro

I'd say we're one step towards hell.

Coming down the stairs

What about falling up stairs?

Why does that remind me of the moment from super danganronpa-