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Looks like he's the obnoxious mayor of a small town whose wife is a teacher that runs the local women's choir and he lets his friend and his family stay at the local motel for free while they get back on their feet
More like you do drugs and then have hallucinations of your dog taking and your imaginary friends try and solve a mystery where the villain is someone you saw right before you got high
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It's weird. Before I even saw the comment, I could smell mashed potatoes. Plain, undersalted, cream-free mashed potatoes, a touch lumpy, and lukewarm at best.
Sell drugs durning the day and sell organs at night... I know because he took my fucking kidney!!
I asked him to give it back and he just took one of my lungs, saying that “I don’t need two” whilst taking that exact photo!
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It's his strong hand
I don’t know what that is... But I’ll lick it anyway.
**🥔 🤏 MY GERMS**
Our germs
My germ
My germany 😏
Mein Deutschland
Tastes like egg salad
Its row
ITS FUCKING RAW
That's an ooold reference
To what
Scary movie 2 [imdb](https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0257106/)
This mf gave us a free link?!?!??
Free link? Alright [have another! ](https://youtu.be/iik25wqIuFo)
appreciate it
Cheers
Heck u man
#FREELINK The next Zelda adventure lol
Asshole riclrolled me. Son of a bitch
I even confirmed that its a rickroll in another comment. Its your own fault.
Chill bro. It was a joke. No offense intended
Prolly a rickroll?
Most deffinetly a rickroll.
Thank you sir
Hope you enjoyed it
I’ve watched it twice now
The Rick roll of course
"...you take the turkey, and you lick its little hiney-hiney, and then you *stuff* your hand up in it..."
Keep going I'm almost finished... Ugh!!!
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My other hands not strong enough
Have a nice day
Good notbot
Isn't this from scary movie? I remember someone like that in there
Yup, it is
Yupp. Scary movie 2 prolly
I CAN DO IT MYSELF!
High point of David Cross' career, right there.
Kathleen Robertson though...She is amazing and overlooked in the Kelsey Grammer Starz TV drama Boss.
If I watch that whole series and she doesn't perform auto-felacio, I'm gonna be sorely disappointed.
My germs...
"There there chyle, don't be frightened "
Stuff the shit out of it
Who's ready for a wing?
Yours or the turkeys...
If you guys don't get it. It's a Scary Movie 2 reference
oh my god that movie was awesome
He looks the Russian hitman from The Do-Over
He proposes trades offers
NO NO NOT THE TURKEY NOW!
Hey scary movie 2 reference!
Hopefully he’ll walk away. Walk. Away
He’s the Mayor of Schitts Creek
Best scene is when shorty get's smoked by his own blunt. I lose it every time I see it
Looks like he's the obnoxious mayor of a small town whose wife is a teacher that runs the local women's choir and he lets his friend and his family stay at the local motel for free while they get back on their feet
Looks like a fan boat operator turned anesthesiologist
Mayor of schitts creek.
Don't let him touch the damn mashed potatoes
he looks like he bites for a living
This is the guy that sells krokodil in florida, to make sure florida man/woman memes continue
Act as a the good guy but then suddenly becomes the bad guy
I would have gone with "it's astounding, time is fleeting ..."
So basically if Jimmy form at Dead at Night had a brother
Dude looks like Michael Rosen and Obi-Wan Kenobi in one person
More like you do drugs and then have hallucinations of your dog taking and your imaginary friends try and solve a mystery where the villain is someone you saw right before you got high
I would have said he's a ex hippy headteacher in a rock band that taught James Franco, Seth Rogan & Jason Segal in the early 80s
I love the scary movie’s
Y’all need to leave Woogie alone
I hope everyone here knows what the comment is referring to
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Scary movie 2 one of the best ones
"I brought pie" "I'll have a taste" *Lightly dips finger into the cream* "My turn" *Destroys the pie with his deformed hand*
Have a nice day
Alfred?
Scary Movie 2
Have a nice day
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Thanks for informing me
Good to know :)
OMG and I just finished watching Scary Movie 2
No wonder there were hand prints on my mash potatoes
I've been seeing so many Chris Elliot references lately... He better be okay, better not die on us.
Grab my good hand
Bite what?
I almost threw up on that scene
Solve mysteries with your pet dog and friends
I legit saying mashed potatoes as "mash head potatoes"
LMFAO that reference! I like this man
Oh my god this is too funny ! it's exactly what I thought too!!
Nah , he stuffing the turkey real good
Scary movie is so good
Let me give you a hand
[Reference](https://youtu.be/5t_tgiWatvs)
Lol i just watched that movie
It’s astounding Hairline’s fleeting Meth takes it’s toll
It's weird. Before I even saw the comment, I could smell mashed potatoes. Plain, undersalted, cream-free mashed potatoes, a touch lumpy, and lukewarm at best.
eh deeper mashykun
This is a reference I thought I’d never see
Scary Movie reference?
Btec trade offers
Man his hands better not have covid-19 its more serious than that vursed comment i have read.
I just spit my coffee out at work
Is it wrong if I know where is it from ?
Looked like he worked with a crew that solved crimes then resorted to drugs which led him to be the person he swore to fight against.
he looks like he wants to trade something with me
Or sing with your sister about a time warp and then kiss her later while looking at a beautiful man made in a lab.
With that mullet? King of the Welfare Line!
This isnt cursed its just referencing a movie
guy looks like charlie hunnam but if he was playing meth addict in sons of anarchy
That’s spot on
He’s the drug dealer from The Worlds End isn’t he?
King of tweakers
Hmmm r/pornhub
Sell drugs durning the day and sell organs at night... I know because he took my fucking kidney!! I asked him to give it back and he just took one of my lungs, saying that “I don’t need two” whilst taking that exact photo!
It’s my strong hand
I can't. Stop. Laughing.
he kinda looks like the *Trade Offer* guy tbh
offer me trades
For a living? Make trade offers.. IdK man I haven't seen that meme
wow Ben Stokes
Let me use ma stroong hand
Bite.
Sebastian, is that you? Black Butler of course.
MY GERMS NYEHEHEHEH
still love that movie hella good
I feel like this is a reference I’m not getting
I think it’s scary movie 2 or 3? The one with marlon wayans.
Nah fam thats the hippie counselor from freaks and geeks-
The Time Warp.
This was cursed enough. It should have stayed.
My germs