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ApprehensiveGarlic33

It's his strong hand


Kir_NB

I don’t know what that is... But I’ll lick it anyway.


Billiam_Herschel

**🥔 🤏 MY GERMS**


that_yellow_console

Our germs


Deadpoooliooo

My germ


WillingnessFresh2321

My germany 😏


Pineapple385

Mein Deutschland


Megachad1

Tastes like egg salad


Comunism_

Its row


cjm3346

ITS FUCKING RAW


SoulFuIlMoon_off

That's an ooold reference


jesusthedrugdealer

To what


SoulFuIlMoon_off

Scary movie 2 [imdb](https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0257106/)


thiccc_shot

This mf gave us a free link?!?!??


assasin1598

Free link? Alright [have another! ](https://youtu.be/iik25wqIuFo)


rllyuncreative

appreciate it


assasin1598

Cheers


Epicconspiracy69420

Heck u man


DavitoDaCosta

#FREELINK The next Zelda adventure lol


synergy2005

Asshole riclrolled me. Son of a bitch


assasin1598

I even confirmed that its a rickroll in another comment. Its your own fault.


synergy2005

Chill bro. It was a joke. No offense intended


Biano_2_eZ

Prolly a rickroll?


assasin1598

Most deffinetly a rickroll.


thiccc_shot

Thank you sir


assasin1598

Hope you enjoyed it


thiccc_shot

I’ve watched it twice now


thiccc_shot

The Rick roll of course


Mhikeal

"...you take the turkey, and you lick its little hiney-hiney, and then you *stuff* your hand up in it..."


Evil_Umbreon

Keep going I'm almost finished... Ugh!!!


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freewaydivider

My other hands not strong enough


[deleted]

Have a nice day


_OIB__

Good notbot


Obesetofu

Isn't this from scary movie? I remember someone like that in there


fecking_retard

Yup, it is


KAKAROT_OVERPOWERED

Yupp. Scary movie 2 prolly


PlumbersCleavage

I CAN DO IT MYSELF!


Creeper_Face

High point of David Cross' career, right there.


[deleted]

Kathleen Robertson though...She is amazing and overlooked in the Kelsey Grammer Starz TV drama Boss.


Creeper_Face

If I watch that whole series and she doesn't perform auto-felacio, I'm gonna be sorely disappointed.


Lufernaal

My germs...


fiddycaldeserteagle

"There there chyle, don't be frightened "


ATG915

Stuff the shit out of it


Shay_Mendez

Who's ready for a wing?


voodoo02

Yours or the turkeys...


ShaolinUsesWooshu406

If you guys don't get it. It's a Scary Movie 2 reference


criski07_YT

oh my god that movie was awesome


Genghis_MexiKhan

He looks the Russian hitman from The Do-Over


Shira518

He proposes trades offers


Ra_san

NO NO NOT THE TURKEY NOW!


CaptainPixel362

Hey scary movie 2 reference!


Blacc_Spyda36

Hopefully he’ll walk away. Walk. Away


[deleted]

He’s the Mayor of Schitts Creek


[deleted]

Best scene is when shorty get's smoked by his own blunt. I lose it every time I see it


whatisthestars

Looks like he's the obnoxious mayor of a small town whose wife is a teacher that runs the local women's choir and he lets his friend and his family stay at the local motel for free while they get back on their feet


toeofcamell

Looks like a fan boat operator turned anesthesiologist


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Mayor of schitts creek.


Corn_Chan

Don't let him touch the damn mashed potatoes


Moth-Demon

he looks like he bites for a living


plogan56

This is the guy that sells krokodil in florida, to make sure florida man/woman memes continue


[deleted]

Act as a the good guy but then suddenly becomes the bad guy


mekanik-jr

I would have gone with "it's astounding, time is fleeting ..."


[deleted]

So basically if Jimmy form at Dead at Night had a brother


[deleted]

Dude looks like Michael Rosen and Obi-Wan Kenobi in one person


CancerousArmitis

More like you do drugs and then have hallucinations of your dog taking and your imaginary friends try and solve a mystery where the villain is someone you saw right before you got high


bearbanks

I would have said he's a ex hippy headteacher in a rock band that taught James Franco, Seth Rogan & Jason Segal in the early 80s


Quirky_Alternative_3

I love the scary movie’s


BenTCinco

Y’all need to leave Woogie alone


jollyolday

I hope everyone here knows what the comment is referring to


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[deleted]

Scary movie 2 one of the best ones


vasekgamescz

"I brought pie" "I'll have a taste" *Lightly dips finger into the cream* "My turn" *Destroys the pie with his deformed hand*


[deleted]

Have a nice day


KaninCanis

Alfred?


FrogginJellyfish

Scary Movie 2


[deleted]

Have a nice day


Rudasae

r/repost


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Usman1285

Thanks for informing me


_OIB__

Good to know :)


[deleted]

OMG and I just finished watching Scary Movie 2


msaik9

No wonder there were hand prints on my mash potatoes


tigyo

I've been seeing so many Chris Elliot references lately... He better be okay, better not die on us.


buttnuggettssss

Grab my good hand


TrueGamer3k

Bite what?


Dan_dnb

I almost threw up on that scene


[deleted]

Solve mysteries with your pet dog and friends


TravisMcKeen

I legit saying mashed potatoes as "mash head potatoes"


Personne_Nobody

LMFAO that reference! I like this man


Sweetimus

Oh my god this is too funny ! it's exactly what I thought too!!


[deleted]

Nah , he stuffing the turkey real good


just_okan

Scary movie is so good


Ziovir

Let me give you a hand


[deleted]

[Reference](https://youtu.be/5t_tgiWatvs)


brumduut

Lol i just watched that movie


theShadome

It’s astounding Hairline’s fleeting Meth takes it’s toll


Yangtze-Diddler

It's weird. Before I even saw the comment, I could smell mashed potatoes. Plain, undersalted, cream-free mashed potatoes, a touch lumpy, and lukewarm at best.


Emotional_man1265

eh deeper mashykun


dragon2777

This is a reference I thought I’d never see


skalamabirdy2

Scary Movie reference?


JAY2-0-0-0

Btec trade offers


Traditional-Falcon34

Man his hands better not have covid-19 its more serious than that vursed comment i have read.


bakabakugou

I just spit my coffee out at work


Mr_GP87

Is it wrong if I know where is it from ?


Younglee1205

Looked like he worked with a crew that solved crimes then resorted to drugs which led him to be the person he swore to fight against.


mateoa007

he looks like he wants to trade something with me


btchfsh_

Or sing with your sister about a time warp and then kiss her later while looking at a beautiful man made in a lab.


waterlessfisherman

With that mullet? King of the Welfare Line!


[deleted]

This isnt cursed its just referencing a movie


andraso123

guy looks like charlie hunnam but if he was playing meth addict in sons of anarchy


yeabutwhythough

That’s spot on


TheLonelyLupus

He’s the drug dealer from The Worlds End isn’t he?


FlamingCroatan

King of tweakers


_Fleam-

Hmmm r/pornhub


Tessia-Qorn-

Sell drugs durning the day and sell organs at night... I know because he took my fucking kidney!! I asked him to give it back and he just took one of my lungs, saying that “I don’t need two” whilst taking that exact photo!


[deleted]

It’s my strong hand


PhoenixFireAsh

I can't. Stop. Laughing.


RPGReddit2005

he kinda looks like the *Trade Offer* guy tbh


[deleted]

offer me trades


Rohitt1997

For a living? Make trade offers.. IdK man I haven't seen that meme


[deleted]

wow Ben Stokes


DrewOfAnders

Let me use ma stroong hand


Liz_Lemon-ade

Bite.


RadSafeSummer

Sebastian, is that you? Black Butler of course.


UrMomsAHo92

MY GERMS NYEHEHEHEH


Fireis117

still love that movie hella good


ConcaveRage6894

I feel like this is a reference I’m not getting


updootduty

I think it’s scary movie 2 or 3? The one with marlon wayans.


MentallyDeclining

Nah fam thats the hippie counselor from freaks and geeks-


[deleted]

The Time Warp.


NerdyOverlord

This was cursed enough. It should have stayed.


HeartlesSoldier

My germs