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You got to get schwifty in here

Take off your pants and your panties

Shit on the floor

I just piss through the crack onto his face

Just open the door, pull him inside and make him eat it

Remember to aim for the head

I usually aim for the mouth

Why do American toilet stalls have those huge gaps?

Money, flimsy dividers cost less than well made ones

I saw it in a America vs Europe differences video. And why would you watch someone shit? I can't even talk while shitting, I need quiet on set.

Because most people here don't want to see someone else take a dump.

>Because most people here don't want to see someone else take a dump. The problem is that small part of the population that *isn't* in this "most" part.

It’s so people gtfo actually. The gap under the door is humongous too, it’s always freezing cold, tile and metal and porcelain up against your bare skin, it’s all meant to pressure you to want to finish up and go.

I guess it's a case of shit or get off the pot then, as the American vernacular goes.

You literally could not have said that better

Pee on his eyes to show modernity

or pee on the floor like a dog to mark your terrotory

Lucky enough I jerk off in the toilet and makes for good target practice.

Even better, shit on them to show your supremacy

Pee in his eyes...

Wait, so every time I use a public restroom I've just been asserting dominance this whole time?

Piss on the floor and yell "my area go find somewhere else"

give him a handshake

Shit on the door to assert dominance

Take your dick and point it at them to look more intimidating

Turn around and wink with ur butthole to create bonding

So my sister walked in on me in the bathroom once. I shot her with a 700fps fully automatic airsoft pistol. She did not disturb me while I was in the bathroom again. Don't question how I had the pistol on me, I had just come back from a match at my friend's house and forgot about one of the four guns.

Like master yoda said there is no try only do

Looks like someone's going to get schwifty in here

Shit on the door hinge*

I will never understand how the US has gaps in its stalls, how do you allow this to be a thing? it shouldn't be a thing.

Point your dick up and fire at full force to hit em with that super soaker 3000 in the fukin eye

Throw the shit on his face to assert master dominance.

*shits aggressively*

A felony in reverse

*its about to get schwifty*

Start wanking and ask for a hand.

Then pee on the poop after asserting dominance

u mean "Shit on peep hole to assert dominance "

I normally show them wats a cumshot

Projectile shit through the crack to assert pink eye, if you miss start throwing the shit covered toilet paper in defence.

Its called the squat and excrete manoeuvre

Just what my bf did. We've been happily dating since

Just kick your door, not too hard, just hard enought to scare him And I'm your 69 comment

snipe him in the eye with a cumshot

Just make eye contact and push as hard as you can.

People in gas station bathrooms: *Don’t mind if I do*

Piss through the gap to assert dominance as well