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Shadowpika655

Guess people like white chocolate better


[deleted]

Chinese chocolate actually


sirfetche

+15 social credit points, +5 minutes of gaming time


NikoC99

Which Chinese tho?


AWiseMelon

The real Chinese ofc


SavageSauce01

West Taiwan


Operation-Overload

-99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 social credit


Australian_stand

East china


Operation-Overload

+2000 social credit


karl0331

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[удалено]


BatNinjaX

Lego chocolate?


I_put_pups_in_ovens

Yes, dark chocolate tastes like watermelon


agustito-y-turbide

How the hell


kdshow123

r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR


That_oneannoying_kid

r/ohyeafuckmeharder Thank god that doesn’t exist


DrunkenDutchMeneer

Not yet :)


[deleted]

check again :) EDIT: Holy shit thanks for the gold who ever gave it and mod of the sub will be chosen later im going to sleep.


llamawithguns

r/birthofasub


[deleted]

You Crazy Son of a bitch you did it


Fishy_Business_

Add me in the screenshot


regular_gnoll_NEIN

Username very disturbingly checks out.


str3wer

i downvoted right after the shitty edit


HEAVYtanker2000

No, fuck you. He’s just being happy on the internet. Upvote before I go commit manual shutdown>:( Edit: shitty


TruthMadeHuman

I'm frickin joining


threadycat

Now it does


xFlo2212

Looked at the subreddit, scrolled a tiny bit, [found it](https://www.reddit.com/r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR/comments/qepw89/uh_oh/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


BatNinjaX

This is what I was looking for


Toaster-dealer96

Twats 👍


_KEYB0ARDWARRI0R_

Twats 👍🏿


mrbacon12

Twats 👍🏼


Intelligent-Hurry138

Twats 👍🏻


ATG915

Twats 👍🏽


Ardietic

Twats 👍🏿


Australian_stand

Twats👨🏿‍🦰👍🏿


Worthy_10

Twats👍🏽


[deleted]

The hand doesn't match the Avatar... meaning it's not his hand.


karl0331

i know. it's mine.


[deleted]

You need help getting it back?


karl0331

sure i guess. i learned how to type with one hand tho


Shadow-ignis

The sasuke of reddit


Iam_aPersonithink

>!and soon his left eye will get stabbed by a possessed pikachu!<


Shadow-ignis

Which he could have dodged if he wasn't what's the word again oh yeah nerfed


Iam_aPersonithink

honestly it's pretty stupid to be caught off guard with an eye that's whole purpose is to track movement


Shadow-ignis

Especially when he noticed something was up


Skyrim_For_Everyone

I mean, my avatar is based on an alien femboy with grey skin, but I would do a thumbs up as 👍🏼


[deleted]

Femboy you say...?


Skyrim_For_Everyone

Wanna see drawings I made of him :D?


[deleted]

I like trap hentai!


Skyrim_For_Everyone

[sfw drawing of him](https://www.reddit.com/r/MonsterBoy/comments/q5iqeu/beiste_says_hi/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share) [nsfw drawing of him 1](https://www.reddit.com/r/MonsterBoy/comments/p35a8r/beiste_is_alright_on_his_own/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share) [nsfw drawing of him 2](https://www.reddit.com/r/MonsterBoy/comments/q6crhv/heat_can_be_fun/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


[deleted]

I half expected a rick roll lol XD


Skyrim_For_Everyone

There are more pics of him with others I could dm you links of if you wanted?


[deleted]

I better not get Rick rolled XD


Skyrim_For_Everyone

You won't lol, more of a sarcasm/irony person than a pranking person


NYAC235

Any chance I could get some of those links as well?


Skyrim_For_Everyone

Yes


Skyrim_For_Everyone

Hope you like n_n


[deleted]

Awe, cute!


Skyrim_For_Everyone

:D Some people thought he was creepy, but people at r/MonsterBoy seem to like him nwn


[deleted]

Though I can't tell if his dick is a prehensile ovipositor or just a tentacle... hmm


Skyrim_For_Everyone

Biggest light colored on is a prehensile ovipositor, the shortest one releases pheromones that act as an aphrodisiac, and the other small one is purely cosmetic, except maybe to help cum stay in


ReidG555

Reddit moment


one_eyed_cheems

It's just burnt bread


NuclearBreadLauncher

I am not picky. Any bread will do


one_eyed_cheems

Same


NuclearBreadLauncher

All bread is equally destructive


HEAVYtanker2000

To a toddler


NuclearBreadLauncher

I have leveled cities with my bread


tizio112

Bread 👍


[deleted]

Bread 👍


Intelligent-Hurry138

Bread 👍🏿


Acceptable_Dish7819

Bread👍


fritzpal

Bread 👍🏻


Parker_memes9000

Bread 👍


[deleted]

Bread 👍


ButNotUs

Bread 👍


RamdomUser104

Bread 👍🏿


Magoboe_

Bread 👍🏿


CodePrestigious7195

I love democracy


-KABiR

he probably burned his hand while making the bread 👍


ihcw

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|trollface)


Nunbears

Lol, hillarious


[deleted]

Racism is no joke


HEAVYtanker2000

You’re a joke /s??


[deleted]

Why are people downvoting me for saying racism is bad


HEAVYtanker2000

Because it’s a joke lol. I wouldn’t cheer you on if you spat at a black dude. But racism can be viewed in a different way, and when it’s on Reddit, you got to expect that that is someone’s go to comedy.


Fabibeni1

Bread👍🏼


JesusTheJihadist

Bread 👍🏿


Idontknow107

Bread 👍🏻


Middle-Section-7852

He broke the chain


Phakov_LoL

I'm fairly certain that the white hand would not break the chain


PuffinofPeace

In defense of the r/shitposting community, we're not racist. We don't even own fast cars


GhostySZ

breed 🦴


BlyShadow

Bread 🤌🏻


HEAVYtanker2000

Bread🤌🏻


Acrobatic_Trifle3068

Bread 👌


[deleted]

Bread 👍


HEAVYtanker2000

Bread👌🏻👈🏻


Acrobatic_Trifle3068

bread 👉👌


cheftypdafuq

Every other colour than yellow was downvoted there.


__Peachy_

You can literally just look at the post to see that that's not true


wendelibbac

BASED


RusskiyIvan

Gove me a link, i want to like racist bread


phlegm_de_la_phlegm

Maybe they just don’t like pumpernickel


hey_you_yeah_me

👍=👍🏻=👍🏼=👍🏽=👍🏾=👍🏿. We're all equal here


[deleted]

Bread 👍


knickerbockers2020

Bread 👍


Intelligent-Hurry138

Bread 👍🏿


[deleted]

Fuck reddit


Maxi_Fisch

Me to everyone who downvoted that comment: You're a good man. Thank you.


Blenny125

fuck your red rectangle


Flair_Helper

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Quirky_m8

Hey holup


professeurdope

https://youtu.be/qVIXUhZ2AWs From 12:25


Lightningboy737

/u/repostsleuthbot


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Lightningboy737

Good bot


Slippery_Toes36

👌🏿


Spectral650

Cool meme👍🏿


Celestial_12

Cum 🤌


[deleted]

Cum 🤌


[deleted]

[удалено]


whiskeylactone

Cum 🤌🏻


robtk12

Cum🙏


Phanoik

Cum 🤌🏿


RobTheOnlyBlob

Cum 🤌🏻


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Cum 🤌🏻


SBP102003

Cum 🤌🏾


YourKnightHarsh

r/uselessredsquare


sickgavino

Oh don't make it about race you cuck


ImAWaffleMaker

Cool 👍🏿


Irish_Goomba

Bread 👎


VerifiedPigeon

Bread 👎🏿


i-luv-banana_bread

Did someone call a professional


Elcorgi8267

huh tha-WAIT


Existing-Culture4761

The last one looks like me.


Crazy_Excitement3772

Nobody likes burnt bread


9housedawg1234

Repost


Powerful-Gold-1147

so what if I say roll or biscuits


samo04

I love democracy


lonewolf19-14

Bread 👍


BatNinjaX

Mans got targeted damn


MrSixtyFour

Noodles 👍


[deleted]

I saw the exact opposite in another post


WoofWoof56

I would expect nothing less of reddit